words in movies
Ross: Uh-huh, that's why they call it Staten Island.
Joey: Oh, I-I, I think that's the first time I ever missed a meal! (Checks his pants.) Yeah, my pants are a little loose!
Rachel: Oh, wow! Congratulations, that's quite a waste of time.
Phoebe: No that's not true. If you're not moving forward, you're just staying still. And staying still is good. Watch this. (She stays still for a brief second.)
Joey: That's right baby.
Joey: Oh yeah, that's right!
Chandler: Oh! Oh! That's so hard. (Starts to juggle the ball, but loses control and almost drops it and hands it to Monica.)
Chandler: Maybe that's because she's a minion of the anti-Christ.
Rachel: No Mon that's not the point. I'm out a thousand dollars, I'm all scratched up, and I'm stuck with this stupid cat that looks like a hand! (Storms out.)
All: Yeah! That's right. Yeah-yeah! Yeah!
Phoebe: That's so sweet.
Gary: Oh that's great!
Phoebe: Oh yeah, that's over.
All: That's terrible! I'm sorry!
Phoebe: That's fun. (She exits disappointedly.)
Malcom: See that's just something I said now, so that maybe I could kiss you.
Joey: That's true. But you know what, it doesn't matter because I already know who you're gonna go home with tonight.
Monica: I'll take it down to 95% but that's the best I can do.
PHOEBE: Oh OK. [pulls over her shirt and shows a bare shoulder] Oh no, oh it's gone, that's so weird, I don't know how-where it went.
Chandler: That's right! I do! And I'm your man. And I'm going to get us through this situation even if it means you working twice as hard.
Rachel: Oh... that's too bad. Bye bye. (she walks away towards the door)
CHANDLER: That's what I did when I lost my Clydesdales.
Joey: That's right I am! (Opens drawer and rummages through it. Rachel enters)
Chandler: (To Monica) Wow! Listen, we had a good run. What was it? Four? Five months? I mean, that's more than most people have in a lifetime! So, good-bye, take care, bye-bye then! (He kisses her and starts to climb out the balcony window.)
Ross: Yeah, that's kinda what I meant by "bye!"
Ross: Okay, 'you' can't, or (Points to Chandler) you can't? (Chandler grabs his finger) Okay, that's my finger. (Chandler twists it and Ross goes down on one knee) That's, that's my knee. (To Central Perk) Still doing the play. Aaah!
Monica: No, although now that's what I'm thinking.
Chandler: (goes towards Joey) You know that's not the reason Joe. (Joey hugs him and after, he takes something from the fridge and puts it in his mouth. He goes back to where he was standing before)
ROSS: No no, no, that, that's your Christmas tip, alright. Oh, hey, do you think there's a chance you could fix that radiator now?
Chandler: Yeah, that's the same as "it has something to do with wind".
Rachel: Oh, oh, that's what you're talking about. (to Chandler) Hey.
Phoebe: That's so great! 'Cause you already know how to do that!
Ross: Hey, hey, hey, that's not the rule and you know it.
PHOE: Oohh, um, no, I don't think that's the problem. 'Cause we went, um, dancing the other night and the way he held me so close, and the way he was looking into my eyes I just like... definitely felt something.
Phoebe: Well, that's not good. But you know, I can move some stuff around, and I'll be there. You and Alice just take the whole day together.
Rachel: And... that's the most sex I'm gonna have this weekend.
Ross: Yes, that's what I have. It's not on the board.
CHANDLER: I'm sorry. �That's the one thing I can't do.� I promised I'd be with Monica.
Monica: (points at the baby she's holding) This is a boy, (points at the baby Chandler is holding) and that's a girl.
Chandler: Oh, that's ok.I'll just try and reschedule. (on the phone) "Hi, this is Chandler Bing. I made a reservation there and I need to change it (pause) Oh, what do you mean it's not refundable? Can I just come some other time? (pause) Oh, can't you make an exception?"
Chandler: Yeah, I think that's wrong, but there's a Connect the Dots in here for you later. (To Monica) Hey, how about maroon?
Chandler: All right, that's it, give me your underwear.
Ross: Why...Why should I? I mean if she wants to move on, that's fine!
Gunther: Jij spreekt Nederlands? Dat is te gek. Heb je familie daar? (Translation: You speak Dutch That's cool. Do you have relatives there?)
MONICA: Alright that's great, then just go. Go Knicks.
Rachel: Well, no. That's impossible. You can never be too Alan.
Mr Campbell: That's Hugo Boss?
Joey: Wow. That's almost as much as a new book.
Rachel: Yeah, well that's how mad I am!!
Joey: Well uh, I don't know about who's here, but I can tell you for damn sure who's not here and that's Rachel!!
Phoebe: Y'know what you should send him? A cartoon of cigarettes. 'Cause that why he could trade it for protection. No. That's prison.
Chandler: Yeah, but that's like two blocks away from the beach. I mean, it's a total party zoo.
Chandler: That's right.
MONICA: No, but that's probably 'cause I haven't asked them yet.
Ross: You've really crossed the line here, but that's okay, it's ok 'cause I'm on my way to buy some Photoshop software and a stack of gay porn. That's right! Your coming out is about to get real graphic.
Joey: Oh that's mine too! (Grabs it and Ross looks at him.) I'm Italian!
Chandler: (thinks) That's the perfect amount!
Joey: That's ridiculous!
Man: That's right, it's officer Goodbody.
CHANDLER: If you guys feel this big, maybe that's not our fault. Maybe that's just how you feel.
Chandler: He's not right for the part. So if I suggest him, my bosses are gonna think I'm an idiot! And that's something they should learn on their own!
Phoebe: Right there! That's why I'm marrying you!
Mindy: Oh God! You see, that's what I was afraid of!
Rachel: Aw, honey, that's so sweet.
Rachel: Ugh. (To another customer that's leaving.) Excuse me, could you give this to that guy over there? (Hands him the coffee pot.) Go ahead. (He does so.) Thank you. (To the gang.) Sorry. Okay, Las Vegas.
Phoebe: Oh, that's fine, no.
Phoebe: Maybe, maybe I'll dance for you. (She starts doing a rather suggestive and seductive dance that's silly at the same time.)
Chandler: ...That's it. I'm getting cigarettes.
Aurora: Why can't we just have what we have now? Why can't we just talk, and laugh, and make love, without feeling obligated to one another... and up until tonight I thought that's what you wanted too.
Chandler: What's with the word y'all? You know, just... two words just... pushed together... Are we all allowed to do that, because if so, I say why stop there? You know, your new poodle could be your noodle. And fried chicken? Could be fricken.Waiter, waiter excuse me, I'll have the fricken? (Monica laughs) See, that's... that's funny with the fricken, right?
Monica: Oh, that's nice!
Receptionist: (sarcastic) Oh, that's attractive.
Chandler: That's it?
Angela: Huh. That's nice.
Joey: That's it? You're-you're gonna let me do this?! This-this is my career we're talking about here!
Ross: He can hold a banana, if that's whatcha mean...
Ross: That's my sister.
RACH: Oh, well, that's, that's mighty big of you, Ross. [to the others] I said don't go!
Chandler: That's great.
Joey: Of course it's true! How else would you explain all the weird stuff that's been going on?
Joey: Uh! That's a tough one. Oh! Wait a minute, this happened to me before! Yeah, I was auditioning for a play and the producer fell asleep and... (pause) no wait a minute... it was me who fell asleep... Yeah I mean hey, Shakespeare, how about a chase scene once in a while!?
Phoebe: Ooh! That's so nice...
CHANDLER: Ah that's a cantelope.
Sandy: Oh, no, no, no... That's okay. I got a lot of offers from other families. I just picked you guys because... I liked you the best.
Rachel: (miserably) No, no, that's not what we ordered... We ordered a fat-free crust with extra cheese.
Ross: Yes, yes, that's right...
Ross: That's... that's classic.
Monica: Just breathe, breathe.. that's it. Just try to think of nice calm things...
Joey: It's two gifts in one. It's a pen that's also a clock! Huh?
Joey: See, there was kind of a mix up in my agent's office, but I'm still on TV and that's good exposure.
Ross: That's closer.
Mr Zelner: (Takes a long look at the egg while he considers it) Wow, that's pretty cool (Takes the egg from Ross)
All: That's so sweet.
CHANDLER: I pity the fool who puts on my jewelry, I do, I do. I pity the fool that. . . [turns around and sees Joey] Hi. Hey man, we were just doin' some uhh, impressions over here. Do your Marcel Marceau. [Joey turns around and walks out without saying anything] That's actually good.
Joey: Wow, that's, uh, dirty.
Chandler: THAT'S TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!
Fake Monica: There's nothing to wonder about, Monica. You're gonna go back to being exactly who you were, because that's who you are.
Phoebe: What, that's it?
Chandler: Well, not me. But that's what's happened, and, ah, and, and there's more. We should take a trip.
Phoebe: So you like the drums! That's, that's great! Yknow, I was worried, that, you know, they would maybe an unbearable living situation. All right, okay, well, apparently not! So, yay!
Max: No. No, that's- that's okay.
Joey: Yeah, that's because we had a bit of a falling out. Mike hit my mom with a car.
Rachel: Alright, that's it! Give it back! That's it!
Ross: That's the hope! So, is Emma awake yet?
Chandler: So, how would you like to have a baby that's half yours and half his!
Mr. Heckles: That's my monkey. That's Patti, Patti the monkey.
Rachel: Oh, right, that's me!
Joey: That's the rule.
Chandler: That's so funny, because I think I just did!
Rachel: Oh, no-no-no-no-no-no, that's OK, I don't need them. I'm going for fours.
MONICA: Joey, you know, maybe your just not used to kissing men, maybe you just tensed up a little, maybe that's what you need to work on.
Paolo: No, that's cold, that's cold, that's...
RACH: That's just great. [she picks up her champagne and starts drinking]
Phoebe: You're not? See, that's why you're so great!