words in movies
Chandler: That's a pig.
Larry: Ahh that's the 2 points.
Rachel: That's right! 'Cause that would give him the control! So now he's all ooh, coming up with this whole I've got a party thing y'know, trying to get me to hint around for an invitation. Blew up in his face, didn't it?
(Notices Ross looking at him and stops. Ross gives him his 'quiet down' maneuver. Okay, this may take a while to explain, so center this on you screen and place your hands about a foot apart with your fingers together and pointing straight up. Now take you fingers and point them at the other hand and making a 90-degree angle with each of your hands and the first knuckle counting up from the wrist. Now take your right hand, no your other right (that was for the dyslexics), and lower it a couple of inches, so that the fingers are pointing at your wrist. Now take your arms and keeping the elbows bent and your hands in front of you spread out your arms, kinda like making a bird's wing. Now hunch your shoulders over and move you hands up and down as if you are trying to tell some one to turn it down. That's Ross 'quiet down' maneuver. Well, there is an accompanying face, but I don't want to try and describe it as well.)
Joey: Oh that's mine too! (Grabs it and Ross looks at him.) I'm Italian!
Chandler: Yeah, well look at this kitchen, slash bathroom. Well that's great! Y'know so you can cook while in the tub.
(Joey motions, "Now, that's thinking!")
Joey: (to the screen) Shoot! Shoot! Shoot! Shoot, or just fall down. That's good too.
Joey: That's right, mister, and I don't care how old you are, as long as you're under my roof you're gonna live by my rules. And that means no sleeping with your girlfriend.
Sandy: That's great! (He gets emotional again and waves his hand in front of his face in a feminine way, like trying to dry his tears) I'm sorry. It's just... such an emotional thing when you're welcomed into a new family...
Rachel: (flinches) Ross! Come on! That's all right! Fine--Okay, I have a weird thing about my eye. Can we not talk about it please?
Chandler: Oh, Richard. That's all I ever hear, Richard, Richard, Richard!
Ross: My nana used to do it. That's how she paid for all my dancekarate lessons.
EDDIE: I uh, I gotta tell you man, I mean, that's uh, it's kinda out of the blue, I mean don't you think?
Chandler: Maybe that's because she's a minion of the anti-Christ.
Phoebe: Oh well, lost again. (She gets up and slowly moves away. The lurker scurries in and takes her spot, only this time Phoebe set a trap for her and catches her in the act.) That's it! You and me, outside!
PHOEBE: [singing] There'll be times when you get older when you'll want to sleep with people just to make them like you. . . But don't. Cause that's another thing that you don't wanna do, everybody That's another thing that you don't wanna do.
PHOEBE: I know who it is you remind me of. Evelyn Dermer. 'Course, that's before she got the lousy face lift. Now she looks like Soupy Sales.
(Joey says nothing, but enters the room and kisses her. They are kissing passionately only to stop for a brief "oh" from Rachel. They continue their passionate kiss and Joey closes the door with his foot and it shuts in the camera's "face". And that's the end of the ninth season.)
Monica: Joey, I think you should consider something a little less risky. I mean, I think in this market, real estate is your best investment.The Fed. just lowered the rates and the interest on your mortgage is totally deductible. (looks at Chandler) That's right, I know some stuff!
Monica: (looks at it more closely) Oh that's an eye removal machine.
Monica: But that's clearly a joke. This could easily be true. (Phone rings)
Joey: What? That's the kinda thing you usually run by me.
Monica: That's so sweet. Find anything?
CASTING GUY: That's great.
Ross: Yeah, that's how I know. I'm Ross by the way.
Ross: There isn't that's what I'm saying. (All happy)
Mike: that's why she was weird.
Ross: WHAT THAT'S A REAL NAME!
Rachel: well watching sharks? Are you sure that's what he was doing?
JOEY: Phoebe, that's crazy. When I first met you, you know what I said to Chandler? I said, "Excellent butt, great rack."
Ross: Yes, yes it is! No, but it's good it'sEmily thinks we should get all new stuff. Stuff that's just ours, together. Y'know brand new.
Joey: That's great. But uh, I'm not really expecting a lot of calls.
PHOEBE: You know what, that's it, that's it. [She rips off the mits, Ryan follows her lead.]
Rachel: Oh, that's pretty.
Rachel: Sandy, that's exactly what it is...
David: I-I... Oh I...I just wanna say uhm... if you do ever come to Minsk, that's my number (gives Mike a business card) We'll uhm... we'll party up Vladnik style. (He leaves again)
Monica: Yeah! I think that's great!
Joey: That's like a woman wanting to be a...
Ross: Yep! That's my thing...
Rachel: (sighs) Oh... That's true.
Chandler: Really...? See... that's the thing: you gotta keep it smart, people!
Rachel: Nice? They were nice. I mean, that's it? I mean, mittens are nice.
Chandler: The big deal is I was sitting there last, so, that's my seat.
Chandler: (yawning) Oh, that's great.
CHANDLER: That's so cool.� I'll let Monica know.
ROSS: (pause) That's okay.� We'll talk about (pause) something else.� (They pause.� They drink.)
Chandler: Our balcony? Seriously? That's so funny because I told Monica we should put lights on our balcony. And she said"No, no. It's too cold, nobody will go out there." And I said "Maybe if we put some light out there they will"
RACHEL: No!� Wait!� No, no.� Don't do that!� That's going to make them think they can come over here.
RACHEL: That's my bubby!
Chandler: What? That's terrible!
Rachel: That's right!
Rachel: Wow that's uh, juicy. Umm, (checks watch) y'know what though Mon, I actually do have a lot of work to do so if-ifare you sure there's just not anything else?
MONICA: (sniffing Joey) I think that's you.
CHANDLER: Alright, that's it. Look Joey, I'm sorry, I realize this is the role of a lifetime for ya, and if I could just fire Joseph, I would, but unfortunately that's not possible so I'm gonna have to let both of you go.
Monica: That's stealing!
Monica: That's right. [Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is talking on the phone and pacing.]
Phoebe: (realizes) Ooh, maybe that's him!
Phoebe: (relived) Oh, whew, no, that's Bob.
Monica: That's weird. I've had the same number of beers as you and I don't feel anything at all. (Chandler approaches)
Fat Monica: Oh that's so great!
Joey: I know, I know. And when they moved back in together, I figured y'know, that's where things were headed.
Joey: Ooh, that's a great plan!
Joey: Ooh...I hear that's bad.
Ross: Hey, I don't know what to tell you guys that's the doll he chose.
Rachel: Oh, well, that's - that's very sweet. Thank you.
Phoebe: That's okay. If - if we hit anything, the engine will explode, so you know, it's better if you're thrown from the car.
Ross: That's it. I'm in my apartment, you're not there, we're not having this conversation. (gets up, walks across room)
Monica: (Looks exasperated) Ok first of all...It would be great. But that's not what I'm here to talk to you about. I need to borrow some money.
Phoebe: (turning from Ross.) No!! Hey-hey that's not a Nutter-Butter, that's just an old Wonton!
Rachel: No you really think that's what it is?
Phoebe: That's not how you really feel is it?
Ross: What?! That's not gonna make you any money!
Phoebe: It's ok that's how you feel.
Monica: Well sure! I'm just wearing sweats! (Looking at Chandler and slowly realizing what his point is.) But that's good that you're not in love with me, because you just want a girlfriend!
Monica: Really? If that's what you want...
Chandler: No, come on, you know that's not true.
Rachel: That's not Monica!
Monica: Oh, that's Nana, right there in the middle. (Reads the back) 'Me and the gang at Java Joe's'.
JOEY: I don't know, you see somethin', you hear a word, I thought that's what it was. Let me see it again.
Ross: Oh yeah, no no no...that's great!
MONICA: Rachel if you, if you want to go out with him, you can. Sound like a big jerk to me but if that's what you want to do...
Rachel: NO! (pause) Or, cut!You know, that's your call!
Chandler: That's insane!
Ross: Oh, that's not cool.
Ross: Oh, oh, that's, that's, that's nice.
Rachel: No Mon that's not the point. I'm out a thousand dollars, I'm all scratched up, and I'm stuck with this stupid cat that looks like a hand! (Storms out.)
Rachel: Oh, that's why you got these tickets to that play, to get rid of us??
Phoebe: yeah I've nothing to be ashamed of ok so I haven't been in a relationship that lasted longer then a month. Ok I haven't had a real boyfriend you know if he can't handle that he can leave. which he will and that's ok. so I'll just be alone forever you know alright I'll be. it'll be fine. it'll be fine. I'll go walking tours with widows and lesbians. Oh (takes a deep breath and sits down, knock on the door)
Monica: That's different! I was drunk and stupid!
Charlie: Yeah, I guess that's true.
Joey: Seriously, that's your fantasy? To invest it?
Rachel: That's not what we're gonna do!
Rachel: Well-well that's 'cause I went down there and they were all smoking. This is actually the smell of success.
Ross: Oh, that's not what you want...
Rachel: Pheebs, that's for men!
Rachel: Oh...see... but Joanne loved Chachi! That's the difference!
Ross: Dr. Gettleman? Yeah I know, I don't think that's a good idea. In fact, I think he's dead.
Phoebe: I understand. Yeah. Ok so then ok, so we're both living in New York, not seeing anyone. That's so not like us!
Rachel: No, that's David.
Phoebe: Wow? Really? That's fantastic!
MIKE: (finally) Stout.� That's a kind of beer.
Ross: Yeah, that's it?
Ross: That's Ben, my son from my first marriage.
Rachel: Okay, y'know what uh, actually, that's great. That helps a lot. Thanks. (She leaves them to wrestle.)
Professor Spafford: And that's not all I'm allergic to.
Chandler: I know, that, (looks at her fake chest, and loses his train of thought, temporarily) that's why I don't want to go tonight, I'm afraid I'm going to say something stupid.