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Ross: Seriously you guys, I can't believe you're going to spend 250 dollars on the lottery, I mean that's such a bunch of boohaki.
Monica: Oh! You assume because I was heavy that's the only way I could win something?
Ross: You don't have to do that, I'll pay for myself. But just the fact that you want me to have fun with you guys - that's so sweet! Come here (they kiss and hug)
Joey: Seriously, that's your fantasy? To invest it?
Ross: 3 minutes ago!!! I don't know why that's important ...
Rachel: (surprised) OH! Alright, you know what? That's it! I want my share of the tickets (picks up the bowl)!
Rachel: Ok, that's it! Just give'em to me! I'll split them up! (she tries to snatch the bowl from Joey's hands but she can't, so she pinches his nipple and she manages to take it)
Phoebe: As a matter of fact she said that's how I am going to die. (pause ) So, excuse me for being a little skittish.
Ross: Oh yeah, no no no...that's great!
Steve: Yes, that's right. We're excited about the level of sophistication you'll be bringing to the job.
Ross: And that's just the herbivores. I'm not even gonna discuss the carnivores, their heads are already too big. Which is ironic considering their stunted cerebral development.
Rachel: (Reading from a tag that's attached to the shoe) "Dear losers, do you really think I'd hide presents under the couch? P.S.: Chandler, I knew they'd break you."
ROSS: Wait hold on Tony, hold on. [answers second line] Hello. Hi, yeah no, she's right here. Um hold on. [gets first line] Hi Tony, can I call you back? That's uh, that's my sister's boyfriend.
Phoebe: No, I know. That's a part of the whole, you know, them-not-liking-you-extravaganza.
Mrs. Geller: Oh, we're having spaghetti! That's.... easy.
Ross: You know what the scariest part is? What if there's only one woman for everybody, y'know? I mean what if you get one woman- and that's it? Unfortunately in my case, there was only one woman- for her...
Joey: I know, I know..., but that's okay. I mean, we can control ourselves, we're not animals.
PHOEBE: Well, you kind of just did.� That guy is going to call you tonight.� Ross is going to pick up the phone and that's a pretty clear message.
Chandler: Hey, that's... that's 'joincidence' with a 'C'!
Joey: A little uh, good deed for PBS and a little TV exposure, now that's the kind of math Joey likes to do!
Phoebe: This is fashion?! (Grabs the coat from Rachel.) Okay, so to you, death is fashion?! That's really funny. (She puts the coat on and starts to model it.) Here's Phoebe umm, sporting uh, y'know, cutting edge hairy carcass from y'know, the steal traps of wintry Russia. I mean, you really thing this looks good? (Sees herself in the mirror.) 'Cause I do.
Monica: That's what it says here. Flight 421, leaves at 8:40, Newark airport.
Chandler: (astonished) I don't think that's exactly...
Joey: C'mon, you guys. This is a real movie, and Al Pacino's in it, and that's big!
MNCA: You know, that's true. You'd be a great person to have around the day after an emergency.
Sandy: (In a puppet voice) So you see Wigglemunch, that's why it's important to shaaaaaaare...
Ross: And that's bad because..., you hate chicken piccata?
MONICA: Um, I straightened out your shower curtain so you won't get mildew. What? To me that's nice.
JOEY: So, assistant to the director. That's a really exciting job, I mean, you must have a ton of cool responsibilities.
Monica: Yeah. The great thing about the jam plan was, I was taking control of my life. So I asked myself, what is the most important thing to me in the world and that's when I came up with the baby plan.
Monica: That's the nicest anyone has ever said to me!
Maitre d': I'm sorry. That's always mr Campbell's table.
Ross: That's funny, because you know, you are a huge crapweasel!
Charity guy: Oh, actually, that's the shirt I wore to the gym.
Ross: (interrupts him) Okay, that's right, yes, but on Hanukkah, uh, we sing, uh (Sings) Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay.
Joey: That's some gentle comedy, dude. (he and Ross leave)
JOEY: Look, I'm sorry but that's what Joseph does, ok. If you try to pull somethin', he'll call you on it. 'What're you tryin' to pull,' he'll say.
Joey: Ah, can I just say I know we're doing this for Ross, and that's cool, but if it was up to me, this is not what we'd be doing on our first date.
CHANDLER: Wow, that's lucky. What if her name was Big Ugly Splotch?
JOEY: Shh, OK, here I come, here I come. See I'm comin' to fix the copier, I can't get to the copier, I'm thinkin' what do I do, what do I do. . . so I just watch 'em have sex. And then I say, wait, here's my line, [Joey from TV] you know that's bad fo r the paper tray.
Ross: Wow, free crab cakes. Well, that's nice. Although I was hoping to have sex tonight.
Rachel: Oh my god Chandler! If you can't handle this, what are you going to be like in the hospital? With the blood and the screaming and the little present that's shooting out of her!?
Fake Monica: Well, that's just probably 'cause of your Amish background.
Ross: And if you think about it, I mean the reason he memorized all that stuff is because he thought it was important to you. You know, that's the kind of guy Joey is.
Joey: (realizing) Oh! That's Alicia Mae Emory's outfit!
Ross: Oh, that's right! (to Emma) Daddy and uncle Joey are going on a trip today. We're going to a conference in Barbados, right?
MONICA: No I didn't, I said kiwi lime. That's what makes it so special.
Phoebe: Um, um. It's huge. Yeah, that's the moment, when-when, you know she stopped being a princess, and became, like, a woman, you know.
Ross: so then President Steve told everyone that I was a cheapskate, and now the whole building hates me! A little kid spit on my knee! Y'know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna throw a party. That's right. For everyone in the building, and I'm gonna sit them down and explain to them, I am not a bad guy. I am not a cheap guy! I'm just a guy who-who stands up for what he believes in. A man with principles.
Monica: What? what? He obviously thinks that's a nice way to be proposed to, plus he'd never suspect it!
ROSS: Uh Joey, that's just the minumum amount due, that's your total due.
Rachel: Sure Pheebs, you know, that's what it's there for, emergencies and pretend agents.
Ross: That's right, sex is off the table. (The door starts to open behind him and Dr. Green emerges) I am never having sex with you again. (Rachel stays quiet and after a few moments Ross realizes what has happened. He turns abruptly) Dr. Green, are you feeling better? (Rachel's dad glares at him with a deadly look)
Sandy: That's fair... Although, can I ask... why do you think that is?
Phoebe: I don't know about that. I've got one that's worse.
Rachel: Oh, that's okay, girls tend not to like me.
Guy: Oh, that's great. I'm stalking the wrong woman. I am such a dingus!
Mike: That's great! You changed you name?
David: Uh, that's definitely a, uh, valid question. And, uh, the answer would be (Writes YES on the board) yes. Yes I was. But, see, I wanted it to be this phenomenal kiss that happened at this phenomenal moment, because, well, 'cause it's you.
Joey: Yes, 'cause we live together, that's a joke!
Phoebe: Oh, that's it? (Mimics Chandler) A great idea! Oh yeah.
Waiter: Yes, that's Raspberry coule.
Monica: Yeah, we all have jobs. See, that's how we buy stuff.
Joey: She's my biggest fan. Yeah, she's the only one in the family that's believed in me.
Ross: (skeptical) That doesn't sound like you... That's Monica talking!
Ross: You know what, if you wanna look for a house, that's okay.
Ross: Well, that's because you're such a sweet, gentle, uh...Do you, uh, do you...Oh, hey, uh you must need detergent.
CHANDLER: Yep.� That's a lot of cats Jo Lynn.� Single are ya?
Rachel: What? He said 'we should do it again', that's good, right?
Monica: Well that's it. People never say `We need to talk' unless it's something bad.
Chandler: When it comes down to it, you would risk your life for Ross before you would for me. That's the bottom line.
Monica: Rach, that's great! It's so good that you had a good time in Greece!
Chandler: No, that's all right. I just had a jar of mustard.
Phoebe: Oh, wait, she's walking across the floor.. she's walking.. she's walking.. she's going for the pizza- (Yelling) Hey, that's not for you, bitch! (Phoebe covers her mouth with her hand walks away from the window.)
Monica: (without looking up from what she's doing) Besides tampons and salt? (Then looks) Ooh! My God! Maple candy! That's so sweet of you. (Opens the box) That's weird...it's empty!
RACHEL: Terry is a jerk, ok? That's why we're always saying "Terry's a jerk!" That's where that came from.
PHOEBE: I like this lily. It's more open, ya know, and that's like my mom. She had a more open, giving spirit. Ooh, Foghorn Leghorn, ooh.
Rachel: Oh! That's why. (Rachel checks behind her ear, and finds a cinamon stick.) I'm sorry!
Ross: (on phone) Yeah, you want 55-JUMBO. Yeah, that's right. That's right, JUMBO with a U, sir. (pause) No, belive me, you don't want me. Judging by his number, I'd be a huge disappointment. (pause) All rightie, bye bye.
Monica: That's mine!! Now, would you both please start acting like adults? And get me my cough drops!
PHOEBE: I'm sorry, but sometimes they need help. That's fine. Go ahead and scoff. You know, there're a lot of things that I don't believe in, but that doesn't mean they're not true.
Chandler: (going to the bedroom) See Joe, that's why your parents told you not to jump on the bed.
Chandler: (on phone) Hey Mr. Kostelic! How's life on the fifteenth floor? (Listens) Yeah, I miss you too. (Listens) Yeah, it's a lot less satisfying to steal pens from your own home, you know? (Listens) Well, that's very generous (Listens) er, but look, this isn't about the money. I need something that's more than a job. I need something I can really care about.... (Listens) And that's on top of the yearly bonus structure you mentioned earlier? (Listens) Look, Al, Al... I'm not playing hardball here, OK? This is not a negotiation, this is a rejection! (Listens) No! No! No, stop saying numbers! I'm telling you, you've got the wrong guy! You've got the wrong guy! (Listens) I'll see you on Monday! (slams the phone down)
Joey: Well this is noodle soup and uh, I've been working with tomato. But that's okay, no problem. No problem. Hmm, noodle soup.
PHOEBE: Oh, ooh, Soap Opera Digest, oh that's one of my favorite digests.
Rachel: Ah, oh God. Oh, honey, oh that's OK.
PHOEBE: Aren't you gonna answer her, that's like the tenth bing-bong message she sent. She wants to know what's wrong?
Ross: What's going on?! (throws the love bug at him) That's what's going on!!
Ross: No, no, no. That's impossible. It doesn't leave for another 20 minutes.
MRS GREEN: Sweetie! So this is where you work? Oh, it's wonderful! Is it a living room? Is it a restaurant? Who can tell? But I guess that's the fun.
Ross: Ohhhhh yeah, that's, that's funny. Why ah, why isn't he goofing around in his own office?
Rachel: Y'know what, just give me a second and I'll be out of your hair. I'm just gonna grab a jacket. When I get back, I want every little detail. (There's a knock on the door.) Maybe that's him. (Goes to answer the door.)
JOEY: Well, I get the medical award for separating the siamese twins. Then Amber and I go to Venezuela to meet our other half-brother, Ramone. And that's where I find the world's biggest emerald. It's really big but it's cursed.
Ross: I want you to tell her everything. About the deal you tried to make with me, about the crazy questions you... Wally Cox! That's the voice of Underdog!
JOEY: Great, well, I'm happy for ya. [picks up the orange juice carton and it's empty] Alright that's it. He just comes in here, Mr. Jonny Neweggs, with his, his, his movin' the mail and his, his 'see ya pals'. And now there's no juice. There's no juice f or the people who need the juice and want the juice. I need the juice.
Joey: well that's not even the weird part. I don't think she remembered sleeping with me.
Monica: Oh that's cute! We really all enjoyed it. But y'know, it doesn't count.
CHANDLER: OK that's not what he was doing. Alright, he was looking for his bus money.
RACHEL: Great, people having sex, that's just what I need to see.
Susan: Oh, that's so... (Susan hugs Carol, they giggle, Ross steps away) It really is...do we know...?
Chandler: That's a good thing actually, because ah, he used to have me rehearse with him.
Joey: That's not the point Chandler. The point is that you lied.
Ross: Oh, that's OK. I'm sure there are tons of other beautiful paleontologists out there.
Joey: That's great! Hey, can you cast me in it?
Ross: (chuckles nervously) The sex? (chuckles) Um, I'm having enough trouble with the image of you and Susan together, when you throw in Tanya (miming washing hair, that's the best I could think of), yaw...
Ross: (entering) Hey! So, uhh, Amanda just-just dropped me off. Yeah, that's one of the things I love about her, she's...uh, she's old enough to drive. (to Monica) So uhh, I guess you're not going to mom and dad's tonight?
JOEY: Well, you know that guy that's on my show that's in a coma? He's havin' a brunch.
Phoebe: Oh no wait, I'm sorry, that's 'pretty dumb.'
Rachel: Okay, well, that's one less thing we have to do on Monday.
Monica: See? Ben doesn't think you're a loser, he thinks you're a cowboy! Now that's something.