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'THE' in a movie sentence | examples for 'THE' from movies

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is sitting in the living room and Phoebe is standing in the kitchen as the phone rings.]

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Rachel: No! No! It's just that all the people in the entire world that I want to talk to are right here.

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Phoebe: (smiles) Okay! (Goes to answer the phone.)

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Phoebe: (answering the phone) Hello? (Listens) Hey Joey!

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[Cut to Las Vegas, Joey is on the phone and wearing his gladiator costume.]

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Joey: Hey Pheebs! Listen, uh can you do me a favor? I forgot the pin number to my ATM card can, can you get it for me?

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Joey: Uh, I scratched it on the ATM machine down on the corner.

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Chandler: (To Phoebe) Y'know what? I have been trying to apologize to him all week! If he's not gonna let me do it on the phone, I'm gonna go down there and do it in person.

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Phoebe: Yeah! (She hands the phone to Chandler.)

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Joey: Uh, Entertainment Tonight. [Cut to Chandler] Yeah, okay so, good talking to ya and don't come out here. All right. (Hangs up the phone and poses for that picture.)

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Monica: (entering) Phoebe? (Phoebe comes back into the living room) Oh, Phoebe, I'm so sorry. Have you been here long?

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Phoebe: (saddened) It's okay. What the hell took you so long?

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Monica: The Richard.

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Monica: Noo! My ex-boyfriend Richard! Y'know the tall guy, moustache?

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Monica: The strange part was, he was really nice, umm and he looks great, but I didn't feel anything at all!

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Monica: (grabbing the gift from him and opening it) Okay! There you go! It's two tickets to Vegas!

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Monica: For this weekend! Oh gosh, it would be perfect, we get to see Joey plus we get to start our anniversary celebration on the plane. We can call it out plane-aversary.

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Monica: Ditch you? Phoebe, you were pregnant with the triplets!

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Ross: Oh, but I've got tickets to the Van Gogh exhibit! I've been waiting like a year for this.

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Ross: Yeah? All right I'll call the airlines. (Picks up the phone and does so)

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Rachel: Okay. Yeah, that would be nice actually, to have the apartment to myself for a night.

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Phoebe: Uh-huh! Why do you think it takes me so long to answer the door?

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[Scene: An airplane cabin, Phoebe has the aisle seat, Chandler the window, and Monica's stuck in that horrible middle seat.]

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Phoebe: So, so far is this trip to Vegas better or worse than the trip to London?

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Chandler: So it's pretty much the same Pheebs.

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Monica: I love the "I forgot the present" fake out!

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Chandler: How do you feel about the, "I really did forgot the present, please forgive me" not fake out?

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Chandler: Ohh that's the worse thing that can happen on an anniversary ever!

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Phoebe: (sitting down) Oh good! All right, so you decided to tell him about the Richard thing.

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Phoebe: Oh no. [The patented version.]

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Monica: Okay, I umm, I ran into Richard yesterday and he asked me if I wanted to go for a bite and I did. The only reason I didn't tell you is because I knew you'd get mad and I didn't want to spoil our anniversary.

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Chandler: (talking out of the side of his mouth) I'm not mad.

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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is coming out of the bathroom after a shower wearing only her bath robe, walks into the kitchen, and opens the fridge. As she bends over to grab a bottle of wine, her robe falls open (Damn this network primetime programming, we didn't see anything!) and she quickly closes it again. But then realizes she didn't have to do that. So she closes the fridge and stands next to the table, thinks about it for a little while and…]

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Rachel: (takes off her robe) Oh! Look what happened! {Don't get your hopes up guys, we only get to see her from the back or from the neck up. Its times like these I wish that the networks would broadcast some nudity other than Denis Franz's butt.} (In her head.) Huh, check me out! I'm in my kitchen…naked! I'm picking up an orange. (Does so) I'm naked! (Goes into the living room) Lighting the candles, naked, and carefully. (She backs anything that might have a point like a candle on her body away.)

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[Cut to Ross's apartment, he's sitting by his window looking at an art book. As he's turning the page, he glances up and notices something.]

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[Cut back to Monica and Rachel's apartment, Rachel is singing along with a song and dancing while facing the big picture window. Y'know, I think I'd pay real good money to be on the other side of that window!]

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Rachel: (singing) Love to love ya baby! Ow! Love to love ya baby! Ow! (There's a knock on the door, she turns off the music, puts on her robe, and goes to answer the door.) Love to love ya, baby! (There's another knock.) Darnit! (Looks through the peephole and turns on the lights.) Ugh. (She opens the door to Ross who's leaning against the door jam.)

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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the scene is continued from where we left off before the break.]

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Ross: So do I. (Slowly walks in.) Okay Rach, before anything happens (He takes off his coat) I just want to lay down a couple of ground rules. (Turns back to face her.) This is just about tonight. I don't to go through with this if it's going to raise the question of "Us." (Rachel's confused) Okay? I just want this to be (Kicks off his left shoe) about what it is! (Kicks off the other one.)

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Ross: The physical act of love. (Hisses at her.)

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Ross: No! No! (Grabs his coat) No! (Grabs a shoe.) No-no-no-no. (Grabs the other one and heads for the door.)

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Rachel: Okay. Oh wait! One more thing umm, do-do we still need to uh settle the question of "us?"

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[Scene: Las Vegas, we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money. Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage.]

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Phoebe: For 99 cents, I'd eat you. (Sees the casino) Okay, I can totally settle down here. It's got everything I could ever want, including Joey! Look! (Points to Joey in his gladiator suit posing for a picture with two old ladies.) Oh! Look! Hi!

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Joey: Well, the movie got shutdown because they ran out of money, so I'm working here 'til it starts up again, if it ever does.

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Rachel: (taking off her sweater) Okay umm, Ross? I'm-I'm really warm, so I'm going to be taking off my sweater. Now, I'm just letting you know that this is not an invitation to the physical act of love.

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Ross: Uh-huh. But it was a first for the rest of my building.

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Ross: (loudly so that everyone can hear) Hey lady! I don't care how much you want it! Okay?! I am not gonna to have sex with you in the bathroom! (Rachel sinks lower on her chair trying to hide.)

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[Scene: Chandler's hotel room, he's sitting there with Joey who's talking about his helmet and running his hand through that feathery thing at the top.]

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Joey: Yeah, sure! Sure! They would uh, they would scrub the floors with it! They would use it to get the mud off their shoe. And sometimes underneath the horse would get dirty so they would stick it right…

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Chandler: (interrupting in the nick of time) Joey, I uh! I can't believe this is how I'm spending my anniversary.

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[Scene: The casino bar, Phoebe and Monica are sitting at the bar, while Wayne Newton's signature song Danke Schoen is playing in the background.]

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Monica: (to the bartender) Thank you.

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Monica: I can't believe this! This is like the worst night ever!

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Phoebe: Sure! (When Monica gets close to the door.) (Yelling) Yeah! Las Vegas, number one!

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[Cut to the casino, Monica is walking through it past the craps table when she notices a chip on the floor. She picks it up and heads to the table.]

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Monica: Anybody lose this? (Holds up the chip and the woman next to her shakes her head no.)

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The Croupier: Comin' out. Place your bet. (Monica does so.) Dice are out. (The woman next to Monica rolls the dice.) Double or nothin'! Pay the front line! (Monica won and doubled the chip.)

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Guy: (To Rachel) So uh, I'm on my way back to the bathroom. (Ross giggles.)

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(Ross keeps giggling and Rachel decides upon revenge. She gets up and kisses the rather large man in the seat in front of Ross on the back of his head. The guy turns around angrily.)

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Ross: (to the guy in the window seat next to him) Hey! Y'know that teacher who had a baby with her student? (He points at Rachel.)

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[Time lapse, Rachel pushes the flight attendant call button, takes Ross's drink, and spills it into his lap.]

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Ross: What the? What…

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Rachel: (to the flight attendant who appears in record time. It was only seconds after Rachel pushed the call button was she there. Once again, more proof that TV isn't real, IRL she would've been waiting for the rest of the flight and by then Ross's pants would be dry.) Hi!

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The Flight Attendant: Miss? May I help you?

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[Scene: Caesar's Palace Casino, Joey is approaching one of the blackjack tables on his quest to make enough money for his movie.]

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Joey: (to the dealer) Can I change a hundred? (He hands him his chip.)

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Blackjack Dealer: Changing one hundred! (Gives him the change.) Good luck sir.

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Blackjack Dealer: (Deals the cards) 13.

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Joey: Hit me! (He does so.) Ohh man! (Joey busts and loses all the money, but when the dealer starts to collect the cards Joey notices something.) Wait! (He holds his hand next to the dealer's hand.)

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Joey: What's it sound like? It's a guy with my identical hands! It was incredible! Chandler, the dealer's hands were exactly like me! It-it was like looking at my hands in a mirror!

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(Joey starts to leave to embark on his genius moneymaking scheme, but is freaked out slightly when as he goes to open the door, there's a mysterious knock. He calms himself down and opens the door to reveal Phoebe.)

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Phoebe: Would you stop that! Do you wanna know the first thing she said when she came back from her lunch with Richard? She didn't feel anything for him. She loves you!

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Phoebe: Good. (After he leaves, she puts on Joey's gladiator helmet and checks herself out in the mirror) I should really start wearing hats!

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[Scene: Caesar's Palace Casino, Chandler is looking for Monica while Tom Jones's signature song is playing in the background (Getting the theme yet? Tom Jones, Wayne Newton, casinos… They're in Vegas people! Catch up!) It's Not Unusual, y'know, "It's not unusual to be loved by anyone! It's not unusual to have fun with anyone!   But when I see you hanging about with anyone, it's not unusual to see me cry!   I wanna die." Well, while that's playing he spots Monica playing craps and in victory hug the guy next to her. Chandler turns and walks out.]

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[Scene: That same plane cabin, Ross is working on a crossword puzzle and Rachel is asleep against his shoulder. She shifts a little bit and Ross suddenly gets an idea. An evil idea when he looks at his pen. Then we have a little time lapse, the plane has landed and everyone is disembarking. The flight attendant is saying bye-bye to everyone.]

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The Flight Attendant: (to another passenger) Welcome to Las Vegas.

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(Rachel approaches and we see the fruits of Ross's evil plan. He has drawn a moustache and beard on Rachel. The flight attendant just ignores it.)

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The Flight Attendant: (To Rachel) Thank you! (Not sure of herself) Enjoy your flight?

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The Flight Attendant: (To Ross) Hope you had a nice flight.

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Ross: Ohh, it was the best!

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[Scene: The casino, Ross and Rachel are entering.]

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Ross: I think the check in is that way. (Points)

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Rachel: Hello! (She makes a face and the kid laughs harder. Finally, his parents drag him off.) Ohh, kids love me.

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Phoebe: (sees Rachel's face) What? Did you go to a costume party? Let me guess umm Pancho Vila? (Points at Rachel) and you're Bob Saget. (An old lady has sat down at the slot machine Phoebe was just at.)

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Rachel: What are you talking about Pheebs? (Takes out her compact) I don't… (She gasps when she looks in the mirror and sees her face.) (To Ross) Oh my God, you drew on me?!

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Rachel: Ross, I have been walking around like this since the plane! I can—you have so crossed a line. (Heads for the bathroom)

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Ross: Rach! Wait! The men's room is that way. (Points in the other direction. Rachel hits him with her purse and heads for the ladies room.)

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(The old lady at Phoebe's machine wins. Phoebe turns around in shock.)

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Phoebe: That's like the third time that lady's won on a machine I was playing.

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Ross: Hey listen I uh, talked to Chandler, sorry about the movie.

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Joey: My identical hand twin! The person whose hands are exactly like mine! This thing is a gold mine!

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Joey: Okay. Well, if that's how you feel about it, fine! None of you get to live with me in my great big hand-shaped mansion! Except uh, you Pheebs. You can live in the thumb.

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[Scene: The craps table, Monica is on a big roll.]

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Monica: All right baby, come on! (Rolls the dice) Yes! Yes! I am on fire!

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Monica: What? Wait! Why? (He turns and heads for the door and she chases after him.) Chandler! Chandler! Wait! I’m sorry, I was just playing for one second! I was trying to find you to tell you that, look if you don't want me to see Richard again, I won't! He means nothing to me!

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Chandler: Come on! I was there! (He's propped up with his hand on a statute of a naked guy. He winces and pulls his hand away.) I know he's the love of your life.

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[Scene: A blackjack table, it's the same one Joey's hand twin was working at, only he's not there anymore and has been replaced by a beautiful woman.]

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Joey: (entering) Uhh, hey. Where's the other guy?

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The Woman Dealer: Which guy?

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The Woman Dealer: I don't know about the hands, but the guy that was here before me just went to the bathroom.

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The Woman Dealer: Very busy.

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Joey: Right! Okay. (Heads for the bathroom.)

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[Scene: Ross and Rachel's hotel room, Rachel is still trying to get the ink off and Ross is on the phone to the company. Wait a minute, why exactly are they sharing a hotel room? Didn't they like break-up or something? Did I miss a memo? Or maybe, it's just foreshadowing things to come. Who knows? Maybe the answer's at the bottom of the page. Then again, maybe it isn't and it's just one of those things TV writers just don't explain. Anyhoo…]

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Ross: (on the phone) Yes, hello. I have a question. Umm, I used your pen to draw on my friend's face. (Listens) A beard and a moustache. (Listens and laughs) Thank you. (Rachel turns around and glares at him.) No, she didn't think so. (Listens) I know it's like (turns and sees Rachel staring at him and quickly changes the subject) anyway, umm well make-up didn't cover it and we've tried everything to get it off and nothing's worked. What-what do we do? (Listens) Yeah. (Listens) Uh-huh. (Listens) Yeah. (Listens) Oh! Okay. (Listens) Okay, thank you! (Rachel gets excited at his tone.) (Hangs up the phone) Yeah, it's not coming off.

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Rachel: Okay, I need a, I need a drink! (Makes a beeline for the mini-bar.)

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Ross: Oh, hey y'know, they-they really overcharge you for that stuff. (Rachel glares at him.) But who cares?! Because it's all on me! (Rachel reaches into the fridge and pulls out two handfuls of those mini booze bottles.) (Watching her.) That is, one big drink!

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Rachel: (she's finished reliving the fridge of its entire alcohol content.) Macadamia nut?

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Ross: (looking at the price list) Umm… Wow! That's-that's some pricey nut!

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Rachel: Hm-mmm! (Opens the container)

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[Scene: The casino, Phoebe is playing on a slot machine. Suddenly the lurker sticks her head around the aisle of slot machines.]

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Chandler: Yeah, she couldn't live without the Chan Love. (They start kissing.)

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[Scene: The Men's room, Joey is entering and sees his hand twin washing his hands.]

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Joey's Hand Twin: Oh-ho, yeah. Yeah, the hand guy.

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Joey: (stopping him) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa-whoa! We could have our own show! Y'know we could clap our hands together people will love it! Huh? And-and-and I wrote a song for us! (Singing, to the tune of This Land is Your Land) This hand is your hand! This hand is my hand! Oh wait, that's your hand! No wait, it's my hand!

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Joey: (following him) But you haven't even heard the chorus!

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[Scene: Ross and Rachel's room, Ross is drinking a beer while Rachel is examining herself in the mirror.]

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Ross: (gets up) All right. Y'know what? We don’t have to go downstairs! We can bring Vegas up to us! (He grabs a deck of cards and pulls up a chair.) All right, come on, come on, we'll play some blackjack. Here we go. (Deals the cards.) 13.

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Ross: You're right! (Gives her the twenty she won.)

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[Scene: The Craps Table, Monica is still on her roll, only this time Chandler's with her and she has a huge crowd of people around.]

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Monica: (shaking the dice) A new pair of shoes for the Chan-Chan man! (Rolls the dice.) Yes!

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The Croupier: 8!

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Monica: Okay. (Rolls the dice)

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The Croupier: 8!:

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Chandler: Thank you, Mister Drunken Gambler! Okay, you get this and uh, we get the biggest suite in the place! (Everyone cheers) Wait-wait-wait-wait! We (motions to Monica and him.) get the biggest suite in the place.

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Monica: All right, biggest suite in the place. Come on! (Rolls the dice.)

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Chandler: (sees the roll) Yes!! I love you! I can't even remember what we were fighting about!

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[Scene: The Craps table, continued from earlier.]

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(She rolls the dice, but one bounces out of the table.)

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Chandler: (spots one) Okay! That's a four! And where-where's the other one?

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Drunken Gambler: It went under the table.

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(He searches to his right; she searches to her left. They're both on their hands and knees when they spot the die. It's propped up against the table leg, and it's not lying flat. Both the four and the five are showing.)

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(Cue up the music as they move in and kiss. This time I think it's Perry Como, but I'm not sure. It's Everybody loves somebody, sometime! Everybody falls in love somehow! Something in your kiss, just told me, my sometime, is now!)

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[Scene: The slot machines, Phoebe is still feeding quarters into the one-armed bandit as the lurker peeks over the top of the machines.]

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Phoebe: Oh well, lost again. (She gets up and slowly moves away. The lurker scurries in and takes her spot, only this time Phoebe set a trap for her and catches her in the act.) That's it! You and me, outside!

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The Lurker: I don't want to see you lose a chunk of that pretty blond hair!

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Phoebe: Be cool! (They both pretend to have a nice conversation as the guard walks by, but after he leaves they both start fighting again.) Okay lady, your lurking days are over!

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The Lurker: What?!

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The Lurker: Also Monday.

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[Scene: Ross and Rachel's room, they've pretty much consumed the entire mini-bar. Needless to say, they're feeling no pain and are still playing blackjack.]

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Rachel: Yeah, and also we need more umm, drinks. Hold on a second. (Gets up but stumbles a little bit.) Whup, okay. (She makes it to the phone and picks it up, without dialing.) Hello! Vegas? Yeah, we would like some more alcohol, and y'know what else? We would like some more beers. Hello? Ohh, I forgot to dial!

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(They both start laughing. There's a knock on the door.)

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Ross: I'll do it. Hey, whatever you need me to do, I'm your man. (He starts to sit down on the bed. There's one problem though, he's about two feet to the left of it. Needless to say, he misses and falls on his butt.) (Looking up at Joey.) Whoa-oh-whoa! Are you, are you okay?

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Ross: (he puts it in his mouth) Nope! Something else. (Throws it back under the bed.)

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Ross: I wanna get out of the room! Y'know, I…I really miss downstairs.

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[Cut to the casino, a very drunk and doodled on Rachel is walking arm in arm with an equally drunk and doodled on Ross are walking through the casino and greeting people on their way through. Ross has some whiskers and his nose colored in, along with his name on his forehead.]

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Ross: Excuse me sir, you've got a little something right here. (He points to the corner of his mouth and they both laugh.)

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(They've made their way to the statue of the naked man that Chandler was leaning against earlier.)

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[Scene: The slot machines, we see some guy not having any luck. Both Phoebe and the Lurker are lurking him and each stick their heads around the corner at different times This is all set to that Pink Panther song. Finally the guy gives up and walks past the lurker's position, thus giving her the advantage. She scurries in and quickly drops a coin in the slot before Phoebe gets there. Phoebe arrives slightly later and pulls the arm just after the lurker deposits the coin and wins.]

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The Lurker: I won! That was my quarter!

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(The security guard approaches.)

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The Lurker: (to the guard) Excuse me, sir! This lady played my quarter, this is my money. (Motions to the jackpot.)

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The Security Guard: (To Phoebe) Is that true miss?

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The Security Guard: What?!

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Phoebe: She sells drugs to kids. (The guard looks at the lurker.)

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The Lurker: It was my quarter!

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The Security Guard: (To Phoebe) Was it her quarter?

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The Security Guard: Okay lady, you're out of here.

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The Security Guard: I'm just taking you outside!

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[Scene: The Gift Shop, Monica and Chandler are entering.]

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Chandler: (looks around) Here just…take this. (Hands her the sweater.)

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[Scene: A blackjack table, Joey is moving in to try and get his hand twin (who's dealing) to join him in his evil plot to rule the world! "Join me, and together we'll rule the universe as father and son!" (Sorry, I had a little Star Wars creep in there—Ooh, I have a big spoiler for The Phantom Menace, Yoda lives at the end! Ha-ha, spoiled it! Now you don't have to see it!)]

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Joey: (sitting down) Ahhh! (Slides his hands across the table.)

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Joey: (throws down a small wad of money, and as his hand twin starts to unfold it, Joey once again brings attention to their special gift to the world. {Y'know, looking at it now, they really don't have that similar of hands. Joey's are bigger.}) Ooh-ho-ho! (The dealer stares at him and he stops.)

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Phoebe: (entering and sitting down at the table.) Hello. My name is Regina Phalange. I'm a businesswoman in town on business. Would you like to see my card? (Looks down) Ooh, what did I do with my file-a-facts? I must've left it in conference room B.

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Phoebe: Oh my God! May I just say that you two gentlemen have the exact same hands! They're identical! Now, I've never seen anything like that in the business world.

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(The security guard from before approaches and Phoebe tries to turn her back on him.)

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The Security Guard: (To Phoebe) Didn't I just throw you out of here?

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The Security Guard: Come on, lady! (Starts to escort her out.)

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Joey: Me?! Oh come on, man! You can't do this! Come on! (Being dragged out by the guard) I'm your hand twin!!

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The Attendant: Well, there's a service in progress. Have a seat.

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Chandler: Oh, that's The Wedding March. Does, does that freak you out?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: No, only because that's the graduation song.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

(The real Wedding March begins playing from behind the closed doors of the chapel.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

(Suddenly the doors burst open, and ROSS AND RACHEL COME OUT ARM-IN-ARM!!!!! And Rachel's carrying a bouquet!!! THEY GOT MARRIED!!!!)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

(They storm out into the street.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

(She goes one way; he goes the other. The camera pans back to Chandler and Monica, and needless to say, they're standing there dumbstruck as The King's (Elvis Presley to the yougin's) Viva, Las Vegas begins to play. Sing along with me now, "Viva! Las Vegas! Vivaaaaaa! Vivaaaaa! Las Vegassssss!!" Fade to Black.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[That's all folks, no teaser; just the big cliffhanger for season 6. Yes, there will be a season 6, and it'll start again in September. Have a good summer everyone!]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: And the sex?

"Friends", season 4, episode 11

Phoebe: Yeah, y’know what I noticed Rachel? He scares easy. Is that the kind of guy you’d like to take to a ball? "Hey Sebastian, would you like to dance?" (Imitates him.) "Uhh, okay—I gotta go!"

"Friends", season 6, episode 19

[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is sitting on the couch with Katie.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 15

Ross: (getting up) Tell me about it. (He sits up on the edge of the bed and has "Just Married" written on his back.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 1

[Scene: The Theater, the play has ended and everyone is applauding.  As soon as the cast leaves, the gang all groan and sit down heavily.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 6

Phoebe: Potato, Potaato. (She’s pronounces potato with the both the short and long As.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 5

Phoebe: (looking out the window) Oh hey, you guys, look! Ugly Naked Guy is putting stuff in boxes!

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Monica: Why are you talking about volcanoes all of the sudden?

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Ross: Hey-hey, I thought she told you to follow the recipe exactly!

"Friends", season 4, episode 8

Monica: Well, I don't know... I-It's... just the way you say it... I mean, you're funny... You have that funny thing. You're a funny guy! (Chandler turns to Joey)

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is desperately trying to make his Valentine’s Day gift. He takes a paper cup, turns it upside down, sticks two pencils into the top, and hangs a coat hanger from the bottom.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Phoebe: (On the phone, in New York) Uh, hello, this is Ross Geller’s personal physician, Dr. Philange.

"Friends", season 5, episode 1

[Scene: The Arena, after the fight. Monica is walking up to a defeated Pete.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Dr. Mitchell: ..you add a pinch of saffron, it makes all the difference.

"Friends", season 1, episode 17

Ross: Even if the sidecar had a windscreen so your hair wouldn’t get messed up?

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Chandler: Wait the uh, the kiss or the situation?

"Friends", season 4, episode 7

Joey: Oh really? That’d be great! You guys can be the contestants!

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Chandler: Okay, but that's, like, the easiest era.

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

[There’s a knock on the door.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 17

Charlie: But maybe we can have dinner later? On the balcony? Will be romantic.

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Chandler: You-you-you don’t wanna give into the fear.

"Friends", season 3, episode 10

Rachel: (entering from Chandler’s bedroom, I guess, and sees the foosball table.) Oh my God! I can’t believe you guys are actually think you’re moving in here!

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Ross: Oh my God! Those weren’t albino kids, that was computer camp! Rach! (He hurries inside and Chandler is taking out the garbage.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 16

[Joey finishes his cereal, licks his spoon, and puts it back in the silverware drawer.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 16

ROSS: Hey you. [they stand together in front of the TV.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 15

Chandler: That’s funny. Does it-does it hurt? Does the labor hurt?

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Joey: But then who? The waitress I went out with last month? (gives her a meaningful look)

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

[Scene: The Geller’s Kitchen, Monica and Phoebe are still cooking.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

(Ross walks in, eating cotton candy. Monica nudges Chandler who hides the picture in his magazine. Ross sits down on the chair, he seems kinda out of it.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 9

Rachel: Really? Okay. Okay, I-I’ll go upstairs. (to Paul) If-if you get me something from the car.

"Friends", season 6, episode 22

Chandler: Yeah, Joey just pressed something on the remote and it just, came on!

"Friends", season 4, episode 17

Rachel: Oh my God. Oh my God Ross, no, hang up the phone, give me the phone Ross, give me the phone, give me the phone, give me the. . . (She jumps the couch and lands on Ross's back, finally getting the phone from him. Ross has a confused expression on his face.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 21

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's Balcony, Rachel is taking down the Christmas lights. Monica sees her, so she leans out of the small side window.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 16

Phoebe: Oh-ooh, and I brought Operation, but umm I lost the umm… (It starts buzzing) It’s making a noise.

"Friends", season 7, episode 24

Joey: I say push her down the stairs.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: All right! Ten buck! Fork it over! Cough it up! Pay the piper! Gimme it.

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Joey: C'mon, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him!

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

(They get into a wrestling match, that ends with Ross making Rachel paint her forehead with the nail polish. They both end up lying next to each other, stop, and look at each other for a moment.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

(The wool-bound trio returns to the table. Rachel has to rush ahead to avoid becoming tangled. Joey brings the shopping bag over to Phoebe, and takes out a nice cardigan.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 16

Lauren: (at the window, she’s looking down out of the window) What do you got down there, Vic? What do you got under that tarp?

"Friends", season 3, episode 22

Chandler: The problem is, though, after the concert's over, no matter how great the show was, you girls are always looking for the comedian again, y'know? I mean, we're in the car, we're fighting traffic... basically just trying to stay awake.

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

Phoebe: You mean the—Okay by siadic, you mean the towel covered portion.

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Chandler: Oh, I just went for a walk, around the living room. Whatever…

"Friends", season 5, episode 20

Phoebe: Hey! Umm, well, only okay because I just got back from, from the hospital.

"Friends", season 5, episode 13

Phoebe: No, which one? The right or left? 'Cause the left one is lucky...

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

(Cut to Ross and Rachel, talking next to one of the tables.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 5

Carol: (looking through the peephole) Ugh. (opening the door) Ross!

"Friends", season 3, episode 17

Rachel: Gunther, Gunther, please, I’ve worked here for two and a half years, I know the empty trays go over there. (points to the counter.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 10

[Scene: Barry's Office, the post-coital Barry and Rachel are recovering on the chair.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 20

Joey: (shaking his head as if to say: of course not!) No, no, my mouth says the words, my brain is thinking monster trucks!

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Ross: Maybe I should get another pair! Ooh, y'know, they-they had some with fringe all down the sides. (Chandler starts rubbing his temple again.) I'm gonna go kiss Ben goodnight. (He starts to head for Monica's bedroom.) I can't believe he thinks I'm a cowboy. (Pause.) I would make a good cowboy. (He struts into Monica's room.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

[the guy with the pie in his hood get up to leave]

"Friends", season 2, episode 17

(The play starts.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Mrs. Geller: We might still have some money, if your father didn’t think it was a good idea to sell ice over the Internet.

"Friends", season 7, episode 2

Chandler: Of course, of course not. I just have to uh, go over to the place where I-I made it and pick-pick it up.

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Mr. Geller: And you tell him no one takes advantage of the Gellers.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

[Scene: The Vending Machines, Phoebe is buying a soda and Joey is shaking the candy machine.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Monica and Erica enter, Chandler is in the kitchen.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Chandler: Y'know, of all my friends, no-one knows the crap I go through with my mom more than you.

"Friends", season 1, episode 11

Phoebe: Girls, girls, stop, ok? We'll flip a coin. Heads, she's Rachel's, tails she's Monica's. (she flips the coin). Tails! Monica, she's yours!

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

[Scene: The hallway, Joey, Janine, Monica, and Chandler are returning from their second date.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 11

Joey: And now for the great news.

"Friends", season 3, episode 10

WAITER: (with tray and two drinks)� Excuse me.� Um, these are from the two gentlemen at the end of the bar.

"Friends", season 9, episode 9

Joey: Well uh, I wanted to have a few beers, but uh, I got rid of those because Rachel couldn’t stand the smell of them. But I have thrown back a lot of orange juice with calcium though. And uh, it’s a couple weeks past it’s expiration date, so it’s got a bit of a kick.

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is in the kitchen as Ross and Ben are entering.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the girls are still out on the balcony.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 4

JOEY: I got one. Which one of us do you think will be the last to get married? [They all look at Chandler]

"Friends", season 2, episode 11

RACHEL: [comes up from behind the bar and startles Chandler] Hey. I've got something that's gonna make you happy. Guess what Gunther found? [holds up Chandler's bracelet]

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

Eric: Oh umm, I’m the solar system. (He’s wearing a black sweater with the planets glued on around the sun.) Yeah, my students helped me make it—I teach the second grade.

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Monica’s gotta have the phone in the right place and—(Frantic babbling.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 24

(Chandler hands him the cigarette, and he takes a long drag.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

(We hear some knocking coming from the ceiling.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Ross: The gas is odorless, but they add the smell so you know when there's a leak.

"Friends", season 5, episode 19

Rachel: What? (Joey starts offering Ross some turkey.) Oh y’know what? Can we please keep the chicken and the turkey and everything on the other side of the table? The smell is just yuck!

"Friends", season 8, episode 9

Leslie: I played Smelly Cat for the people at my old ad agency, they went nuts.

"Friends", season 3, episode 14

[Time lapse. The gang is sitting down for Thanksgiving dinner. Chandler is at the head of the table, Mr and Mrs Geller are to his right. Joey and Ross are to his left. Monica is serving things. Phoebe is in the living room and Rachel is at the sink.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 9

[Cut to inside the apartment.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Chandler: Hey! Did you have the baby yet?

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Rachel: Alright, look, I have to go. I love you, and I will call you the minute I get to Paris.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

[Scene: Ross’s, the gang, minus Rachel of course, is there. Chandler is forced to smoke by an open window.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 17

Joey: Oh, come on! Have you seen what my kid can do?! Huh?! I mean he dials phones! He-he-he eats tortilla chips! He-he plays soccer with the cartoon tiger!

"Friends", season 5, episode 18

Monica: We have too! I mean what if Ross's hears that and then calls her back and then they get back together? Is that what you want? Ross back with that controlling, neurotic, crazy Emily? The Emily that wouldn't let him see you?

"Friends", season 5, episode 20

Monica: The players.

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Rachel: Ross, can you pass me the yams?

"Friends", season 4, episode 8

[Scene: The Ultimate Fighting Championship, Ross and Monica are there watching Pete.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Monica: Ohhh! (Takes the plate.) No! This is my friend Rachel, we went to High School together.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Frank: Y'know, I just was finally happy y'know. For the first time in my life! After my Dad left me, and then, and then getting arrested for stealing those birds, and then, and then the whole punctured lung thing! I can, it’s still really hard to take deep breaths in cold weather, but with Alice all that stuff kinda went away. And now it’s, and now it’s gone and I don’t know why!

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Chandler: Yes! Remember? Right before we cut the cake, I went up to you and I said…

"Friends", season 8, episode 2

Ross: Can you believe this? We’re gonna be on the platform for the Millennium moment!

"Friends", season 6, episode 10

Ross: Yeah. But, the good news is that Phoebe said that I could stay at her place for a while. So…

"Friends", season 5, episode 7

Rachel: What, what, so that you can dance with the woman that stole your credit card?

"Friends", season 1, episode 21

Ross: Dad that won’t matter to her. Look, all my stuff is safe and dry and all her is-is, is growing new stuff! See, this is exactly the kind of thing that makes her think you guys love me more than you love her.

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Rachel: I just purchased the La-Z-Boy E-cliner 3000. (Which is an actual product by the way, I’m not sure about the 3000 part.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Chandler: Oh yes, and that’s what I want a roommate that I can walk around with and be referred to as the funny one.

"Friends", season 3, episode 6

[Rachel runs to the sink to spit it out.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 8

Joey: Let's just say there's a well-dressed pack of dogs in Ohio. Hey Monica listen is-is Phoebe there? I gotta ask her something about the car.

"Friends", season 5, episode 22

Ross: All right everyone, lift! (They and try to lift the car, of course it doesn’t raise up) And slide!! (Everyone leans over, but the car still does not move.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 14

[Scene: The Hospital, Joey is sitting in the lobby as Ross enters.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 2

Chandler: So I have a flaw! Big deal! Like Joey's constant knuckle-cracking isn't annoying? And Ross, with his over-pronouncing every single word? And Monica, with that snort when she laughs? I mean, what the hell is that thing? ...I accept all those flaws, why can't you accept me for this?

"Friends", season 1, episode 3