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[Scene: Library. Phoebe is getting ready to sing for the kids. Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there.]
[Scene: Restraunt. Joey and Erica are still there.]
ROB: How did you know there was a but?
JANITOR: Oh, yeah, right. There was a break-in, few months back, inside job. Your monkey was taken.
ROSS: Well, there goes my whole belief system.
ERICA: How, how can you be here and there.
[Scene: Central Perk. The whole gang is there.]
PHOEBE: [singing] Sometimes men love women, sometimes men love men, and then there are bisexuals, though some just say they're kidding themselves. la la-la-la la-la-la-la-la-la-la...
MONICA: Ross, there he is.
CHANDLER: [to an extra in fatigues] Nice camoflauge man, for a minute there I almost didn't see ya.
RACHEL: What, so you go over there, you tell him you think he's cute, what's the worst that could happen?
RACHEL: Um, this is gonna sound kinda goofy but uhhm, my friend over there, who cooks by the way, um, she thinks you're cute.
CHANDLER: Well, uh, let's try one more. . . there you go, say Ernie's, 8 o'clock.
SUSIE: I'll be there, and who knows, if things go well, maybe this time I'll get to see your underwear.
CHANDLER: Well, ye, yes, actually, but, uh, they were my Aunt Edna's, and there were three of us in there.
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Ross is setting up for his time with Marcel. Joey is there.]
PHOEBE: Alright Monica, if there is something that you would like to share...
PHOEBE: There we go.You know what, if we were in prison, you guys would be, like, my bitches.
[Scene: A fancy restraunt (Marcel's). Joey, Ross, Chandler, Susie, and the Director's Assistant are there.]
SUSIE: How you doin there squirmy?
JOEY: Are you naked in there?
JOEY: One of the virus victims called in sick, so Cathy recommended me and boom, I'm dying on the gurney. Oh Ross, Marcel just finished his last scene if you want to go down there and say goodbye.
[Scene: City street. Whole gang is there seeing off Marcel.]
Monica: Right there! That was so fake!
Rachel: (sarcastic) Oh yeah. There is a plan! Why don't I just start taking my smart pills now?
Rachel: Hi! So Im out having lunch at Monicas and this guy starts talking to me, and it turns out he works for a buyer at Bloomingdales and there happens to be an opening in his department. So I gave him my phone number and hes gonna call me this weekend to see if he can get me an interview!
Phoebe: Theres a skylight?! (Runs to see and yells from the bedroom.) Wow!!
(She closes his door again, and turns around. Then she starts screaming, terrified. There is Glynnis... And Monica holding her up, laughing.)
Joey: Now YOU'RE telling me I can't see her?? You guys are killing me! She's forbidden fruit! It's like ... like she's the princess and I'm the stable boy ... Why are you doing this, huh? Did Ross tell you not to let me go over there?
Joey: Home sweet home, huh? Nice to, uh, get back to reality. Plus we know how the New Years gonna go off. I guess theres no reason for all that Y2K panic, yknow? Anyway, gnight!
Monica: You go back out there and you seduce her till she cracks!
Chandler: Well, my apartment isnt there anymore, because I drank it.
Chandler: (in a fake voice) Hi there.
Rachel: Thats also the smaller piece. (Puts the piece onto a plate.) Okay, there you go. Enjoy your half my friend, but that is it. No sharing. No switching, and dont come crying to me if you eat your piece to fast. (As shes saying that she is backing out the door, when she finishes she turns around to return to her place, stumbles and drops the cheesecake on the floor.) Oh!!!!
Joey: All right. Hey Rach, while you're in there, throw something on Alicia Mae.
Mr. Geller: Oh my God! This is so exciting! Well, get back in there! (Points to the closet) Ill guard the door!
Ross: Nothing, ah there was this thing at the museum. Come on. (they go into her apartment) Easy.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. Joey is there as Phoebe enters.]
Joey: Let's just say there's a well-dressed pack of dogs in Ohio. Hey Monica listen is-is Phoebe there? I gotta ask her something about the car.
ROSS: Let me hold him for a sec. There. (Ben stops crying) Huh? There we are.
[Scene: Joey’s apartment. Everybody except Monica and Chandler is there.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Ross are there as Mona enters.]
PHOEBE: Ohh, ok, I see what you did there. Aren't you afraid though, that the writers are gonna be kinda mad when they read this?
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there as Rachel enters.]
Ross: I.....got.....dressed. Really, really quickly. Okay, okay. (Rachel starts to follow Monica into her room, but Ross stops her and sends her back to her room.) There we go, there we go.
ROSS: Uh, lunch chef, purchasing, own little desk when Roland's not there. Here's to my little sister--
JOEY: That was a good one. For a second there, I was like, "whoa."
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there but Rachel.]
(Onstage theres a knock on the door and Kathy opens it. We dont see whats going on, only hear it.)
Isabella: Arent you with that girl over there? (points at Rachel, who waves back)
Phoebe Sr: Well, yes, its kindve an unusual house. It has umm, three beautiful bedrooms and ah, no baths. But y'know, the ocean is right there.
JOEY: "Oh, Chandler, now, now, that's it. There, faster!"
Joey: Look, can I just stop you right there for a second? When people do this (Makes quote marks with his fingers.) I dont really know what that means. (Ross just looks at him) You were saying?
Monica: (starts for the door) Well theres some people who do want to marry me.
Joey: No! I want an award I did win! But nobodys giving me any of those! PlusHey Rach, if-if I put it up there (Points to the TV) right? When people come over theyll see it and theyll think I won it.
Ursula: Yeah. It wasnt a town when I got there, but it was a town when I left. (To Eric) Shall we get me really drunk?
[Scene: The delivery room, everyone except Rachel is there. Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are holding the babies.]
Conan: When you have to do physical business for a scene, I mean there must be; there must be a lot of funny moments when you have to physically do a task as part of a scene.
Ross: Because I folded it up and put in my pants pocket. Do you...do you not look there?
ROSS: No, um, see 'cause that, that is, that is the staging area. If you go in there, it'll ruin the whole illusion of the party. Yeah, I think you take your scotch back in there and I will get your cigarettes for you sir.
Joey: (jumps up) WellI got a head rush from standing up to fast right there.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebes singing, Vince is also there.]
Monica: Umm. Well, theres Rachel, and umm, I think thats it. How bout you?
Rachel: Excuse me, there was no time!
Joey: Okay, look Im sorry, I went in there to take a nap and I know I shouldnt have, but you got porn!
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as someones cell phone starts to ring with one of those fancy ring tones.]
Rachel: Well, there is one thing that we havent tried, but someone thinks that, (mimicking Ross) "That will open up a can of worms."
Chandler: Get there faster! (Joey gasps and finally understands...)
Phoebe: Oh no not that guy there. That guy right there. (Pointing to an attractive man sitting at a table behind them.)
Monica: Ow! (Chandler slaps her on her back) Oh, that sounds nice! I am just there for jury duty. They really spruce that place up!
Monica: I told you not to go down there!
Mr. Geller: Whaddya got there?
Monica: So Phoebe, why are there men's shoes by the door.
Rachel: Oh but Joey, I have to go. Theres no room for a baby here.
MNCA: [reading the paper] There are no jobs. There are no jobs for me.
Mike: Ok, fine, these rats are our responsibility. What happens when they mate and there are hundreds of them?
The Museum Official: (on machine) I want to let her know that there was a cancellation and if shes still interested in having the Bing-Geller wedding at our facility, it is available
[The hallway. Rachel and Ross go out and they just stand there for a few seconds.]
Phoebe: I'm sorry, Frank. I didn't realise things were so bad. You know, I'll help out more. I can - I can babysit any time you want. You name the day, and I'll be there.
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Rachel, Chandler and Joey are there looking at pictures from the trip to London.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe and Monica are there.]
Ross: Wow! I didnt know that there was a Pottery Barn up here.
[Scene: Joey's room, his doctor, Chandler, and Monica are there.]
Chandler: (seeing Joey) There he is!
Chandler: (laughs) Right in there!
Chandler: My Catholic friend is right. She's distraught. You're there for her. You pick up the pieces, and then you usher in the age of Ross! (Ross and Chandler look off into the distance. Joey, wondering what they are looking at, looks in the same direction)
Ross: Okay, so I'm gonna be the only one standing there alone when the ball drops?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are there.]
Monica: Thats it! Right there! Is all I wanted!
Joey: Please dont kick Monica and Rachel out, this wasnt there fault, it was mine.
Chandler: Oh no no no.. I'll get her. I'm super-compentent and totally responsibile and fourth in line to raise Emma. I'll be right there Emma. Just let me get my trusty diaper bag here. <knocks over the box of china> Well.. what do you know? I guess, I'll be the one who dies first.
Richard: Its so great seeing you guys again. Id like to make a toast. (Everyone raises their glasses) Uh, as a poet once said, "In the sweetness of friendship, let there be laughter and sharing of pleasures for in the due of little things the heart finds its morning and is refreshed."
Monica: If you would stop thinking about Ross for one minute you would notice that there are great guys everywhere! I mean, look! Look, Gunther! (Gunther turns to listen in.) I mean, he's nice, he's cute.
Joey: I bet ya ya I could fit in there. (points to a hole in the center)
Phoebe: Oh no, let her stay out there. Its sweet.
Phoebe: Oh, theres no such thing as an innocent burger.
Joey: Well, theres really only one thing you can do.
Chandler: Excuse me, Doug? (no reaction) Hey there sports fan!!
Rachel: (seeing him) Chandler, what are you doing? There is a trash can right there.
Rachel: Why? Do you have the answers written on there?
Phoebe: Yeah, I think I told it wrong. Y'know, we should talk about that because I don't totally understand what happened there.
Chandler: Oh Im so sorry man! Is there anything I can do?
[Flashback scene from last week, Monica and Chandler's kitchen, Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there.]
Ross: Besides, theres a big age difference.
Phoebe: Oh, I should go, too. Oh, now... tomorrow do you guys wanna share a cab to the airport or should Mike and I just meet you there.
Monica: I dont think theres anything.
Rachel: All right, fine. Um, you were not the only one there. (Camera fades to Ross, who's listening very carefully) Joey was there too.
Monica: Oh wow! Okay. Dont scare me like that okay? I mean for a minute there I was like, "Oh my God! The worst has happened!"
Phoebe: Umm, I think theres something you should maybe know.
JOEY: It was unbelievable! I walked in there and she was all over me.
Joey: I saw this movie once where there was a door and no one knew what was behind it, and when they finally got it open millions and millions and millions of bugs came pouring out and they feasted on human flesh. Yknow it wouldnt kill ya to respect your wifes privacy! (He walks away and into his apartment and looks the door.) Stupid closet full of bugs!
[Scene: Chandlers gym, He and Ross are there to cancel his membership.]
Joey: Eh! There you go.
Ross: You know what I don't care. The only person I cared about getting dressed, is the one person that says she's not even gonna go. Look Rach, I'm sorry. Okay. Look, I-I wa, I was a jerk. I'm sorry I yelled. I want you there, I need you there. Look, what, what can I do that can show you how much, how much I want you to be there.
Rachel: Ooh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn't be an issue... [Scene: Monica's Apartment, everyone is there and watching a Spanish Soap on TV and are trying to figure out what is going on.]
Rachel: Is he okay in there?
Phoebe: Yeah, right! See, he gave up something, but then he got those magic beans. And then he woke up, and there was this, this big plant outside his window, full of possibilities and stuff.. And he lived in a village, and you live in the Village..
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica is there as Rachel enters.]
Phoebe Sr: Well, because youd be giving up a baby, and I-I really dontI dont know if theres anything I can say that could make you understand the pain of giving up a baby. So, umm, (Picks up a puppy in the box next to the couch.)
(Theres a loud knocking.)
Ross: (on phone) No-no-no, thats great! Ill be there Monday. And thank you again! (Listens) Okay. (Hangs up) (To All) Umm, that was the head of the Paleontology department at N uh, Y, uh U!
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Phoebe are there.]
Emily: Ross umm, theres something that Ive got to tell you, theres-theres someone else.