words in movies
Melissa: I-Ive got to go. This has been so great Ray-ray! (Gunther returns with her cigarettes.) Oh, there you are. (Takes them from Gunther.) (To Rachel) Umm, so listen, just call me. Heres my card. (Hands the card over.)
Rachel: (motioning to a rack) So now, these are all the tuxedos that we make and if theres anything that you like, we can make you a deal. Anything at all. (Grabs a few) But these are the three that Monica pre-approved.
Rachel: Can I please be there when you tell her? (Joey nods yes.)
Joey: Come on! Look just-just telllet her know that you really want them to be there. Lets not forget, this is a woman that has sent you many lasagnas over the years.
Monica: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) Yeah, hi! Mrs. Tribbiani? (Listens) Hi, this is Monica Geller. (Listens) Yeah Im just calling to say that Chandler and I uh, really hope you can make it to the wedding. Yeah, apparently a bunch of invitations that we sent werent delivered. Umm, I guess there was some screw up at the damn post office! (Joey nods his approval.) (Listens) T-Tell me about it! (Listens) Yeah, yeah, the US Post Office? No, more like US lost office! (Listens) What are they Irish?! (Joey gives her a thumbs up.)
Joey: Listen, I know the invitation says 6:00, but does that mean that you want people to get there at six, or the show is gonna start right at six?
Joey: Ah. Yeah. Well look, the thing is its the same day as my nieces christening and I really want my parents to be there in time to see me. Cause my parts just in the beginning Im not even in the rest of the showWedding!
Joey: Okay. Okay, I totally hear ya. Oo how about this? I vamp a little til they get there?
Joey: Yeah! Yeah yknow, like warm up the crowd. Ask em where theyre from. Cause in Joey Tribbiani you get a minister and you get an entertainer. Im a minis-tainer! (Rapping) There is no one better! There is no one greater!
Ross: Okay, but just the jacket. Double-oh and seven are not gettin in there.
Mr. Geller: Oh look, look theres your old makeup kit!
Phoebe: (on machine) "Hi, it's me, I'm coming over now. Hey, what if I'm already there when your playing this message?" (to the guys) Is that too spooky?
Joey: So, there was no miracle?!
Earl: Well, was there anything else?!
Ticket Agent: (looking at her computer terminal) Theres one leaving in thirty minutes.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are sitting on the couch and Phoebe is getting coffee as Chandler enters. Ross is also there.]
Chandler: There you go! There you are! (Rachel stares at Monica and Chandler)
Monica: (grabbing the gift from him and opening it) Okay! There you go! It's two tickets to Vegas!
Alice: Y'know, I mean, really we do realise that theres an age difference between us.
Rachel: There you go!
Chandler: (to a waiter) Oh thats great! Right there! Can we get some of that over here please? (The waiter comes over) There we go.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there.]
Rachel: Ill be right there! (to Ross) Okay, Ross, please come on! I thought we have moved on! I thought weve gotten to a place where we could be happy for each other! I mean was that just me?
Joey: Hey listen, why dont you come downstairs with me? Theres some really nice girls down there.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Phoebe are there as Rachel and Ross return from the doctors appointment.]
Joey: There was a seen in Footloose...
Rachel: "Indeed there isn't"... I should really get back to work.
Ross: You deserve to be with someone who appreciates you, and who gets how funny and sweet and amazing, and adorable, and sexy you are, you know? Someone who wakes up every morning thinking "Oh my god, I'm with Rachel". You know, someone who makes you feel good, the way I am with Julie. (Rachel has moved closer, but hearing that she starts to back up.) Was there a second of all?
Joey: Hey babies! Oh, Im having the best morning. That uh, that Porsche Ive got the keys too, still there!
Chandler: Well, it's official there are no good movies.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering with a pizza and finds everyone but Ross there.]
CHANDLER: [to an extra in fatigues] Nice camoflauge man, for a minute there I almost didn't see ya.
Rachel: Whoa!! Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. What time did your little friend leave? (Ross cant answer that) Oh my God. She was there? She was still there? She was in there, when I was in there?!
Ross: Well, Ben would be there.
JOEY: Hi, here's the deal. We lost a carseat on a bus today. It's white plastic, with a handle, and it fits onto a stroller. Oh, and there was a baby in it. He wants to talk to you again.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are there.]
Monica: Look at that! Look at that! Theyre going into the first class lounge! Do you know what they have in there?
ROSS: Go over there and tell that woman the truth.
Monica: Come on, no peeking! (They are leading the gang out with there hands over their eyes.)
Rachel: Okay. Thank you. Thats great. Thank you. Wait-wait! Where on west 10th? Because theres this really cute shoe store that has like this little
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone except Phoebe and Joey are there.]
Joey: (opening an envelope) Theres like-theres like 300 bucks in this one!
Phoebe: (after a pause) Unless... Maybe it's too crazy about this... Alright so... you know, there is no future... but that doesn't mean we still can't have fun. You know what? Forget what I said.
Ross: Yes. Yes. Just here (Runs his fingers down the bridge of his nose) and there (Runs his fingers across his forehead).
Phoebe: I thought you were excellent! In fact for a minute there I was like, "Ooh, whered Ross go?"
Phoebe: What are you two girls whispering about over there?!
Joey: Okay, see that blind guy right there? I'm gonna bash his head in later.
Phoebe: (singing) I found you in my bed! Howd you whined up there? You are a mystery! Little black curly hair! Little black curly hair! Little black, little black, little black, little black, little black curly hair
Chandler: Whoa, snowing out there?
Chandler: Why? Do you another boyfriend in there or something?
Phoebe: Cassie, are you finding everything okay in there?
Joey: (Very discouraged) Okay, is there anything else?
Phoebe: You know what? Maybe once they start dating, and they see what's out there, they'll realise how good they are for each other.
Monica: They wouldnt have put it there if it didnt do something! How can you not care?
Chandler: Im right! Right? There was like no chemistry between them. Before they had heat, and now theres no heat! Now you know what this means, Joey told us what this means!
Chandler: Well lets see, there was the guy with the ferrets, thats plural. The spitter. Oh-ho, and yes, the guy that enjoyed my name so much he felt the need to make a little noise every time he said it. Nice to meet you, Chandler Bing Bing! Great apartment Chandler Bing, Bing!
Mr. Geller: Theres no way in hell, Im paying for it.
(There are three short whistle blasts from the bathroom.)
Joey: Uh, hey, Rach let me ask you something. Uh, I was just over there talking to Monica and Chandler, boy they are really tight.
Chandler: (shocked) There are seven?! (Points to one) Thats one?
Monica: Ohhh! Let me see! Oh God, I can't believe this! They're an hour late and they're just staying out there, talking!
Rachel: Ohh, out, oh God, I don't know why we didn't think to check there!
Rachel: I don't know. I don't know... I thought about it all the way there, and I thought about it all the way back... and, uh, oh, you guys, y'know, it's Ross. Y'know what I mean? I mean, it's Ross.
Chandler: (examining the cake) Okay well, this side looks bigger. Uh Theres more crust on this side. Yknow? So, maybe if I measured
[Scene: Joe-G's Pizza, the guys are there.]
Phoebe: There is nothing wrong with Jake! Okay? He is all man! Im thinking even more than you.
Eric: No wait! Theres only a problem when I look at you. (Sits down on the couch.) Oh I got it! I got it. (Puts his hands to his eyes.)
[Scene: Carol's Room, she is ready to give birth. Everyone is there except for Phoebe, Ross, and Susan, who are in the broom closet.]
Chandler: And theres daddy!
Ross: Chandler, can I just say something? I-I know you're still mad at me, I just wanna say that there were two people there that night. Okay? Two sets of lips.
Pete: Yeah. Monica, I want you there in the front row when I win. I want you close enough to smell the blood. What do you think?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, later that morning. The porn is still on, there are three women getting ready to shave the chest of some guy. Joey and Chandler are wondering why that guy is letting them shave his chest, and Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast at the foosball table.]
Joey: Is there anything we should know about the apartment?
Chandler: Okay. Ill be right there.
Phoebe: But everybody sings. It's so much fun! Last time this adorable old man got out there, forgot all of the words, flipped outand everyone booed him off the stage. So funny.
Chandler: There is nothing like the support of your loving wife, huh?
Phoebe: Okay. Well theres one down.
Ross: Well, you may wanna steer clear of the word 'dumped'. Chances are he's gonna be this, this broken shell of a man, y'know, so you should try not to look too terrific, I know it'll be hard. Or, y'know, uh, hey!, I'll go down there, and I'll give Barry back his ring, and you can go with Carol and Susan to the OB/GYN...
The Director: Lets take it from there.
Rachel: No, theres nothing to make up, shes gonna know that I have a key to her office, Ive got to get you locked up back the way you were! (She tries to drag him over to the chair, but Chandler stops her.)
JOEY: [walks out of his room] Hey, this is ridiculous. I'll tell you what. After I get back from my neice's christening, I'll go down to the coffee house with you and we'll all have a nice cup of coffee alright. No problem, Joey's there.
ROSS: Look, don't blame us. You guys coulda been there, you know.
Rachel: Okay. Okay. Okay. Umm, maybe you can start with, "Chandler, even though we were friends; there was a part of me that always knew I wanted more."
Monica: Shes right there.
[Scene: The Days of Our Lives producers office, Joey is entering to find Terry there.]
Phoebe: We can't leave now! There was this one baby, Haley, who was favourite to win and she got croup, so she had to stay home! This competition just blew wide open, folks!
Matt: Okay, Ill just put a little more booze on there. (Pours some more on.)
Chandler: Not that big a deal? There there was touching of things.
Issac: Chloe, switch with me, theres some guys here that got a crush on you.
Rachel: Well, it was just something Josh said about v-necks, but you had to be there.
Rachel: Really?! Got a little crush on Tag there do ya?
(Ross opens the door to reveal Whitney standing there.)
Joey: Youre still a tiny bit on fire there!
Phoebe: There he goes, your fianc�e.
Rachel: You guys, theres a little girl in Soho looking for this cat. I mean, you know what that means?!
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone but Phoebe are there reading. Rachel is sitting on the couch flanked by Ross and Monica. She suddenly stops reading and starts blinking her left eye as if it's bothering her. The problem is that Joey is on her left and thinks she's winking at him and winks back. Ross is watching this and isn't quite sure of what to make of it.]
Joey: Youre still a tiny bit on fire there.
Mona: Oh good. Now therell be someone there who likes my name.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, firemen are there to handle the bonfire that got out of control.]
CHANDLER: Really? Wow. That's some pretty powerful imaginary sperm you must have there.
(There is no response from Rachel.)
Rachel: Yeah, I went to a wedding once where they had swing music and uh, two months later the couple got divorced. And now Im not saying that theres any connection here yknow, but they did tell me thats why they got divorced.
Phoebe: A new grocery store. The universe said I was going to meet a nice guy and thats what they gave me? (Looks up) When I get up there Im going to kick some ass.
[Scene: Chandlers Office Building, Chandler is walking by the elevators and sees Bob standing there.]
Joey: Theres the waitress. Excuse me, Miss. Hello, Miss?
Phoebe: Well, it seems like there weren't any tears 'til you showed her the bill.
Joey: Oh well, Chandler and Monica are over there and it's kinda hard to concentrate.
Director: Uh, yeah. Now you guys dance over there, you guys over there, and I want you two right around here, and everyone else spread out.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandlers bachelor party has begun, what there is of it, with only Joey (wearing a gold paper top hat) and Chandler (wearing what appears to be a Burger King paper crown) enjoying a nice product placement of Budweisers on ice.]