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Melissa: I-Ive got to go. This has been so great Ray-ray! (Gunther returns with her cigarettes.) Oh, there you are. (Takes them from Gunther.) (To Rachel) Umm, so listen, just call me. Heres my card. (Hands the card over.)
Rachel: (motioning to a rack) So now, these are all the tuxedos that we make and if theres anything that you like, we can make you a deal. Anything at all. (Grabs a few) But these are the three that Monica pre-approved.
Rachel: Can I please be there when you tell her? (Joey nods yes.)
Joey: Come on! Look just-just telllet her know that you really want them to be there. Lets not forget, this is a woman that has sent you many lasagnas over the years.
Monica: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) Yeah, hi! Mrs. Tribbiani? (Listens) Hi, this is Monica Geller. (Listens) Yeah Im just calling to say that Chandler and I uh, really hope you can make it to the wedding. Yeah, apparently a bunch of invitations that we sent werent delivered. Umm, I guess there was some screw up at the damn post office! (Joey nods his approval.) (Listens) T-Tell me about it! (Listens) Yeah, yeah, the US Post Office? No, more like US lost office! (Listens) What are they Irish?! (Joey gives her a thumbs up.)
Joey: Listen, I know the invitation says 6:00, but does that mean that you want people to get there at six, or the show is gonna start right at six?
Joey: Ah. Yeah. Well look, the thing is its the same day as my nieces christening and I really want my parents to be there in time to see me. Cause my parts just in the beginning Im not even in the rest of the showWedding!
Joey: Okay. Okay, I totally hear ya. Oo how about this? I vamp a little til they get there?
Joey: Yeah! Yeah yknow, like warm up the crowd. Ask em where theyre from. Cause in Joey Tribbiani you get a minister and you get an entertainer. Im a minis-tainer! (Rapping) There is no one better! There is no one greater!
Ross: Okay, but just the jacket. Double-oh and seven are not gettin in there.
Rachel: Okay Phoebe calm down, theres no need to place blame. Okay? (To the fireman) I warned her about those candles.
Chandler: I wish there was an easier way for us to have a child but I don't think there is one.
The Instructor: Okay ladies, that ends todays class, and lets remember, lets be safe out there.
Phoebe: Oh there it is.
Pete: Well don't forget that fiches over there by Rachel.
Chandler: Ill be in there. (Goes into the bedroom.)
Ross: (stopping quickly) Oh umm, theres also a book here by a woman named Wendy Bagina. (They both laugh, but stop when the hear moaning coming from the next aisle.) What is that?
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel and Joey are there as Ross enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there.]
Rachel: No, I know, but Ihe just went on. He's right there, he's got the blue jacket on, I... can I j-just...
Monica: Okay, all right dont judge me to much. Okay? Um, but I saw this info-mercial, and um, I swear to you I have never-ever bought anything on TV before, except for this mop. But there was this stuff on leg waxing, it just, it looked so amazing....
Ross: Yknow what? I can easily get out of this, but there is a chance you can get very, very hurt!
ROSS: I told you there was going to be sub-titles.
(Joey sticks his head through the gap. Monica and Chandler are now sitting at the dinner table. There is another smaller table full of food standing in front of the front door)
CHANDLER: Well, ye, yes, actually, but, uh, they were my Aunt Edna's, and there were three of us in there.
Emeril: (on TV.) Now maybe you just like wanna but the whole duck in there! Who cares, y'know? Now I got the legs
Ross: Sure, we don't live there but...
Joey: All right! Now hey, I need to use the bathroom. Since I dont need any assistance in there, take a break!
Mike: And there is Kevin.
CHANDLER: Yeah.� I feel so bad.� Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?
Chandler: Thats still in there?!
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, Ross, and Monica are there.]
Mr. Geller: Ok, I have dandruff. Theres no need to laugh and point.
Monica: (runs over to her) I tried to reach you at work. Theres....been a fire.
Chandler: (scared) Is there a puppy here?
Joey: Not much to tell there Im really shy.
Man At The Wedding: But there was no flash.
(Theres a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Wayne.)
Ross: Is there a hopping bonus?
DOCTOR: Hello, there. I'm Dr. Carlin. I see someone's having an allergic reaction.
Everyone there says: Hi, hey.
[Scene: Central Perk. Frank Jr., Phoebe and the triplets are there. The triplets are now sleeping on top of each other on the couch.]
Phoebe: Hey there, you handsome thing. (Rachel and Phoebe exit.)
Rachel: Oh okay, I see what youre doing there.
Joey: No there wont! I promise I will finish that turkey!
Monica: Because there are so many terrible sights in this world.
Monica: No! You dont know the system! Therell be nobody messing with the system!
The Director: (answering the phone) Hello. Oh! Its you. Just ah, just one-one sec. (to Joey and Kate) I am going to take this call. When I continue, I hope that there will appear on stage this magical thing that in the theatre we call, committing to the moment! (He goes to take the call.)
Chandler: If its not, then theres two of them. And that would mean its the end of the world!
Monica: Well do something! Get in there!
Woman: (to her friend) He has the most amazing Porsche under there!
Mr. Zelner: Yeah, its not like I dont have a sense of humor, huh? Hell, I even enjoy a naughty limerick now and then. But theres a time and a place, huh?! Unless you uh, have a limerick right now? (They both nod no.) No? Okay, well uh, youve (Grabs the chocolates.) got my fax number. (Exits.)
CHANDLER: Oh yeah, you got the big TV. We'll be over there all the time. . . [Chandler gives him a look] except when we are here.
[Scene: The Waiting Room, Phoebe is playing a song. Chandler, Monica, and Ross are there as well.]
Chandler: It just keeps getting worse and worse! Y'know? I mean its bad enough that Im in love with my roommates girlfriendwhich by the way, I think she knows. Because every time were in the room together theres this weird like energy between us. And call me crazy, but I think she likes me too. And now I have seen her naked. I mean at least when Ive seen her with clothes on, I could imagine her body was like covered in boles or something. But there are no boles, shes smooth! Smooth! (leaves)
Monica: Chandler theres nothing wrong with crying! I mean you dont have to be so macho all the time.
[Scene: Central Perk, the gang is there, minus Ross. Chandler is trying to cheer Joey up about missing Phase Two.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler is there.]
Joey: And-and theres no danger to her and the baby?
Monica: Well. Sounds like you're writing yourself a little play there Rach. Wow! Let me know how that one turns out.
Rachel: Oh really? Well how would you like it if I had sex with you and I taped it? (Joey smiles luridly) Oh forget it! (Ross enters.) Oh there he is now, the father of my child, the porn king of the west village.
Ross: Oh there you go!
Joey: (glaring at her) Is there a problem?
Joey: There she is!
Phoebe: Is she in there?
Ross: Okay, okay, Im sorry, it will never happen... (closes eyes) Uh-oh! Wait a minute! Wait-wait, now there are a hundred of you and Im the king.
[Scene: City street. Whole gang is there seeing off Marcel.]
Joey: Yeah, they do! Quit being a baby and leave me alone! There, youve just had your first class!
Rachel: Yknow youre-youre probably wondering about the old date on there.
Chandler: Yes, we dont get married unless theres a sign! Okay, so say uh, say you roll another eight (motions to the craps table) then theres a definite sign that we should get married.
Mr. Waltham: Well theres one (pointing towards Jack) and theres another (pointing towards Judy).
Monica: It is in the living room where there is also a light! And no one will kick you in the shin.
Joey: Yeah, and there wont be a relationship left to rebuild.
Phoebe: Oh, boy scouts could have camped under there.
Joey: Look, which one of us is gonna be having sex in there, me or you?
MONICA: Anything larger back there?
Joey: Hey and, this is a little extra something for yknow, always being there for me.
Monica: Okay. Could the waiters gather around to hear tonights specials? Okay, first there is a Chilean Sea Bass prepared with a Mango relish on a bagWhy is nobody writing these down?
Ross: Hey there you go! (Smiles because Joey used it correctly)
Conan: Matthew, you have a reputation with the rest of the cast that sometimes you like to, you like to fool around a bit. I mean like if somethings naturally going wrong you like to get in there and juice it a little bit. True or false?
(There is a monkey-like noise from within and Ross pushes past Mr. Heckles and enters his apartment)
Rachel: Bathroom's up there.
[Scene: Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices, Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there.]
Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter: No, shes hanging in there.
Rachel: Oh is it?! (She answers the cute guys phone.) Uhh, hello? (On her phone) Yes hi, is Rachel there? (On the other phone) Yes she is, just one moment please. (To Phoebe, holding out both phones.) Its for me!
Ross: Was there anything you did wrong with Emma?
{Transcribers Note: There was no trailer for this episode. See you in season 8; which will start this fall.}
Chandler: Look, Im sorry! But theres nothing I can do, I think Im in love with her!
Chandler: Yknow what? I cant believe this! Do you know what you did? My girlfriend is out there thinking things over! You made my girlfriend think!!
Dr. Long: taking a long walk, and then theres the one thats proved most effective: sex.
Chandler: Wait! Wait! Wed really love it if you could be there.
Joey: Okay, Ill see you there. (Starts to leave)
Ross: There isn't that's what I'm saying. (All happy)
(There is a knock on the door and Monica answers it. There is a woman standing there.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there with her boyfriend Roger, talking to Rachel and Monica.]
Mike: There isn't a piano here.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Ross are there. Monica is checking the messages.]
Phoebe: Yeah! How would you like it if I sent you to Lee Majors house and told you that he liked you, and you went down there and you found out that he didnt like you? How would you feel?
[Scene: Joey is back at Hayley's place after there date.]
Mike: I just think there's somebody better out there for you, (pause) I mean I'm not saying me but. maybe me.
Phoebe: Oh, yeah, Bob said there might be flood damage.
Chandler: Okay, here is the thing. We have thrown a very formal surprise party for you in there! All of your friends are in there and your parents!
[Scene: The Coma Guy's Room, Monica bursts in, closely followed by Phoebe. There is no sign of Coma Guy. His bed is empty.]
Joey: Oh no-no, no for I second there I counted six fingers, but one was from the other hand so were good.
CHANDLER: Listen, I'm, I'm sorry I didn't make it over there today.
Joey: All right! There is something. I kinda had a dream, (pause) but I don't want to talk about it. (Starts for his room.)
Chandler: Actually, can I get some hot water with a little lemon? I think I strained my voice screaming in there. Does it have to be so loud?
Ross: Come on, you-you cant tell me you actually believe that-that theres a woman inside that cat!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are there, Chandler is talking to his new friend on the internet.]