words in movies
[Scene: Chandler's bedroom. Chandler is sleeping and Eddie is there watching him.]
[Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Rachel are there, Joey enters wearing an old looking hat.]
PHOEBE: Ok, this is a typical lightning-bearer thing. Right there, it's like, um, 'Hello, who wants one of my fallic shaped man cakes?'
[Scene: Estelle Leonard Talent Agency.Joey is there.]
[Scene: Central Perk. Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are there. Rachel has just finished reading the book.]
JOEY: Well then tell me things like, 'Joey you'll be fine,' and, 'Hang in there,' and, and, 'Somethin' big's fonna come along, I know it.'
JOEY: I don't need to think about it. I was Dr. Drake Remoray. That was huge. Big things are gonna happen, you'll see. Ross, you still there?
CHANDLER: Maybe 'cause the last one was made by Pepperidge Farm. Look Eddie, isn't there something else you're supposed to be doing right now?
JOEY: No no, uh, don't thank me for comin' in. Uh, at least let me finish. Uh, we could take the expressway but uh, this time of day you're better off taking the budge. You were goin' for the word bridge there weren't ya. I'll have a good day. [gets up and leaves]
MONICA: There is no alley behind Macy's.
JOEY: Well, I had a whole ceramic zoo thing goin' over there but now, without the other ones, it just looks tacky.
Phoebe: Okay (walks out and closes the door behind her, looks up and whispers) If you guys have microphones in there too, I didn't mean any of that. I love you.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Monica are there as Joey enters.]
Ross: Aw, we-we are so (Motions that theyre connected.) So umm, well I-I-I like you and I-I love umm, yknow hanging out with you. And I mean-Im having a lot of fun. (He pauses and thinks there might be more, but decides there isnt.)
Hitchhiker: Wait! Wait! There is the train station!
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there as Monica enters.]
Monica: Okay! Okay, let's race! First one there wins! Ha-ha! (Runs out the door and everyone watches her leave.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment, Chandler is there talking to the chick and duck.]
Barry: (answering the intercom) Be right there. (To Robbie and Rachel) Be back in a sec.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are there.]
Charlton Heston: I dont know one actor worth his salt that didnt say at one time or another, "God, I stink!" Hell, I just did a scene out there, first take, I stunk the place up. But, the important thing you must remember, no matter how badly you think you might stink, you must never, ever bust into my dressing room and use my shower! Do you understand me?!
Rachel: Well theres an idea!!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Phoebe are there. Monica is suggesting Mockolate recipes to Phoebe.]
Monica: There you go!
Chandler: There you are.
MONICA: Hi. Uh, we'll be right there, we're just trying to decide something. [shuts the bathroom door]
Phoebe: (to her) Hey! Dont you give me any of yourHey! (Sees Chandler and Monica standing there.)
[Scene: Rosss apartment, Rachel is packing what she still has over there as Ross enters.]
Emily: You were amazing out there.
Monica: Yknow, in my defense, umm there was no glitter on the macaroni and very little glue.
Chandler: Now, theres two reasons.
Monica: So guys, listen, I go over there, and umm...
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. The table is set, and there's food on the tables again. They're all there, toasting.]
[Scene: Phoebes Herbal Guys office, Ross is there about his thing. Ross is looking around the exam room, and he goes over to a large bank of drawers, pulls one out and almost spills it as the herbalist, Guru Saj, enters.]
Monica: This would be a beautiful place to get married, yeah, but I wouldnt put the aisle there and I would never have the ceremony there! (Points to both places.) I mean youd have the ceremony under this big beautiful arch. (The arch at the entrance to the room.)
[There was no closing scene, only a preview of the wedding.]
Janine: Is there something wrong?
[Scene: At Chandler and Joey's. Ross and Chandler are there. Ross is watching wrestling.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers, Chandler and Ross are there. Monica enters]
Chandler: Uhh, Joey's grandmother is right there. (Points)
Rachel: (looking at his butt) There it is. (They hug.)
[Scene, Central Perk: Rachel, Ross and Monica are there]
CHANDLER: OK, well that's the part where I'm a wank. But I was hoping we wouldn't focus on that. [Joey goes to his room and shuts the door] Hey, c'mon man, I said I was sorry like a hundred times, I promise I will never take it off my. . . [notices the bracelet is missing from his wrist] wrist. But if, if you want to stay in there and be mad, you know, you just uh, you stay in there. [he starts searching the room, lifting up the couch cushions]
Rachel: The whole night was horrible, it was pouring down rain, and when I got there, there was no Rachel Green on the list, but there was a Rachel Greep.
Chandler: No, just knowing you're gonna be there is enough.
Chandler: Honey, there are like 20 tickets on the nightstand!
Joey: I dont know, maybe I cant. I mean, maybe theres something wrong with me.
Rachel: Ross said my name up there, I mean, come on, I just cant pretend that didnt happen can I?
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there as Ross enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are there. Monica is holding the wrapping paper from one of Rachel's gifts.]
Ross: Oh, fire! There, theres a fire! Fire!!
Joey: That's right, he almost could. Which is exactly how I got stuck there.
[Scene: The delivery room, Rachel and Frank are there.]
Ross: Yeah but uh Okay, okay look you guys know that Rachel and I slept together, but theres something else. (Pause) Rachels pregnant.
Rachel: They sent me home from work. They were like, "Start your maternity leave now! Just rest, get ready for the baby." Well yknow what? Screw em! If they dont want me there, Ill just hang out with you guys.
Young Ethan: Well, think about it. It's always on the news. 'A man is being held up, at gunpoint.' 'Tourists are being terrorised, at gunpoint.' And I just kept thinking: why does people continue to go there? (He checks his watch.) Oh, ah. I should go.
Dr. Green: This where they put it? What, there no table available in the kitchen! Hello, baby.
[Scene: Chandler's hotel room, he's sitting there with Joey who's talking about his helmet and running his hand through that feathery thing at the top.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross, Janine and Chandler are there]
Monica: Well, if you dont have anything to copy, why are you going down there?
Monica: I don't need an actual man, just a couple of his best swimmers. And there, there are places you can go to get that stuff.
Monica: Hey, maybe I'll drive you up there! I'd like to buy some tickets myself!
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters.]
Ross: now when they found the remains of the Mesozoic Mastodon they discovered what appeared to be the remains of a Paleozoic Amphibian in its jaws! How did it get there?!
(Theres a knock on the door and a nurse enters carrying Emma.)
Phoebe: Not if I get there first.
Monica: We are there!
Joey: Or ha-ha, we could go over there and pee on them.
Ross: oh boy you got mad at that part. I went over there to tell him how great you are but you know me BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, and I ended up telling him that.
Ross: Hey, whatd you guys do to get up on there?
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Monica, and Ross are there.]
Chandler: Is there any chance you didnt see that?
Phoebe: Oh well, what do you know, there goes my identical twin sister. Just walkin' along looking like me. What, is this just like a freakish coincidence, or did you know she takes this train?
Phoebe: Hi, its Phoebe. Listen someones gonna have to take my 9:00 with Mr. Rehack, cause its like 9:15 now, and Im not there.
Chandler: Y'know what, hes right. Theres something like uh, ammonia in that, that like kills the pain.
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there.]
Rachel: Yeah, and could you please chop some up and just put it right there in the sauce?
RACHEL: Let me tell you something. As a woman there is nothing sexier than a man who does not want to have sex.
Monica: So-so there is no party.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment, everyone except Joey is there.]
[Scene: Mr. Treegers apartment, Joey is there to suck up.]
Phoebe: Oh Joey, weve heard the specials three times! Okay? Theres prime rib, mahi mahi, and a very special lobster ravioli. (She grabs his menu and hands it to the waiter.)
Tour Guide: Oh, he wont sit here. Only the people in the white coats sit over there, (Points to there table) and only the people in the blue blazers sit here.
Chandler: So shes just waiting over there for ya?
Joey: I hate Pottery Barn too. They kicked me out of there just because I sat on a bed!
Kate: Nooo. And theres really no reason he should find out, so ah lets not make a big deal about it, okay?
Phoebe: Yeah, uh-huh, there was nothing. (Pause) Can I get some water?
Joey: Thank you. Wait-wait-wait-wait, you see me again. Hang on, the guy's butt's blockin' me. There I am, there I am, there I am, there I am, there I am
Phoebe: Why dont you go up there and ask him to step lightly, please?
Chandler: (To Joey) Look there is no way youre doing this wedding now. Okay?
[Scene: Restraunt. Joey and Erica are still there.]
Monica: Yeah, well you call her and tell her that yknow when we were kids her precious little Frannie tried to undress me several times, okay? And if I hadnt have stopped her, there probably wouldnt even be a wedding to go too.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next morning, they are all there eating breakfast.]
MRS. GREEN: [entering] There she is.
Joey: Theres a lost and found? (Gunther sets the box up on the table.) My shoe! (Grabs it out of the box.)
Older Scientist: Dr. Geller, theres a seat over here. (Motions to an empty chair at the white table.)
Rachel: (Glances at Joey and then sips his coffee) There. Now there is.
Monica: Hi, Chandler. There you are.
MONICA: Ya know what, I think I'm gonna go to my room and read Cosmo, maybe there's something helpful in there. Know what, at least maybe I can learn how to do an at home bikini wax with leftover Cristmas candles.
(Theres a knock on the door and Ross enters.)
Chandler: (spotting her) Oh-hey-hey-hey! There you are!
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there.]
Phoebe: Umm, okay, okay, look. I took this picture from your fridge. Okay, because I know that this is my Father. Yeah, this is Frank Buffay and you are standing right there next to him. Now, look I deserve to know where I came from. All right? So if you can help me find my Father then you should! Otherwise, youre just mean! (pause) So, just tell me the truth!
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters.]
Joey: Yknow I dont think you should be talking at all in there! I think youve got to much thinking to do to be talking and making jokes!
Phoebe: (finishing removing her bra) Okay, there.
Rachel: Oh there is no way.
All: I dont have anything. (All of the rest of the women there hide their gifts behind their backs.)
Rachel: Oh Ross, hi! Hey, how are ya? There you are!
Joey: And, uhh, maybe the watering can there.
Ross: No, but ah, theres coconut in the Hanukkah Menoreoes. I tell you what, Ill put you down for eight boxes, one for each night.