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Chandler: (to Rachel) And you Ross, I believe, if you check Rachels bag you will find a half-eaten box of cookies in there.
Rachel: No! Theres no orange juice in there! We win!!
Chandler: Well, we used theres up last night making scary faces.
Frank: Well, okay, so whats nowgo get, go get the eggs, put em in there.
Frank: Hey, yknow I was thinking, what are the odds like if-if, if you stuff like 200 of them in there?
Phoebe: Whoa!! Thatokay, thats a lot of pressure on me and my uterus. (to Dr. Zane) So, well okay, so is thereis maybe is there something that I can do yknow just to like help make sure I get pregnant?
Phoebe: Hello, tiny embryos. Well, Im-Im Phoebe Buffay, hi! Im-Im-Im hoping to be your uterus for the next nine months. You should know, that were doing this for Frank and Alice, who you know, youve been there! Umm, yknow they want you so much, so when you guys get in there, really grab on. Okay, and-and I promise that Ill keep you safe and warm until youre ready to have them take you home, so Oh! And also, umm next time you see me, Im screaming, dont worry, thats whats supposed to happen.
Rachel: Why? Do you have the answers written on there?
Ross: Eww! No!! Her ear! All right, Monica categorizes her towels. How many categories are there?
Joey: Heyooh Pheebs, are they in there?
Phoebe: (singing) "Are you in there little fetus? In nine will you come great us? I will buy you some Adidas."
(Theres a knock on the door and Monica answers it.)
Alice: So umm, you feel like taking a test? Theres only one question.
Chandler: If its not, then theres two of them. And that would mean its the end of the world!
Monica: Well do something! Get in there!
Woman: (to her friend) He has the most amazing Porsche under there!
Mr. Zelner: Yeah, its not like I dont have a sense of humor, huh? Hell, I even enjoy a naughty limerick now and then. But theres a time and a place, huh?! Unless you uh, have a limerick right now? (They both nod no.) No? Okay, well uh, youve (Grabs the chocolates.) got my fax number. (Exits.)
CHANDLER: Oh yeah, you got the big TV. We'll be over there all the time. . . [Chandler gives him a look] except when we are here.
[Scene: The Waiting Room, Phoebe is playing a song. Chandler, Monica, and Ross are there as well.]
Chandler: It just keeps getting worse and worse! Y'know? I mean its bad enough that Im in love with my roommates girlfriendwhich by the way, I think she knows. Because every time were in the room together theres this weird like energy between us. And call me crazy, but I think she likes me too. And now I have seen her naked. I mean at least when Ive seen her with clothes on, I could imagine her body was like covered in boles or something. But there are no boles, shes smooth! Smooth! (leaves)
Monica: Chandler theres nothing wrong with crying! I mean you dont have to be so macho all the time.
[Scene: Central Perk, the gang is there, minus Ross. Chandler is trying to cheer Joey up about missing Phase Two.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler is there.]
Joey: And-and theres no danger to her and the baby?
Monica: Well. Sounds like you're writing yourself a little play there Rach. Wow! Let me know how that one turns out.
Rachel: Oh really? Well how would you like it if I had sex with you and I taped it? (Joey smiles luridly) Oh forget it! (Ross enters.) Oh there he is now, the father of my child, the porn king of the west village.
Ross: Oh there you go!
Joey: (glaring at her) Is there a problem?
Joey: There she is!
Phoebe: Is she in there?
Ross: Okay, okay, Im sorry, it will never happen... (closes eyes) Uh-oh! Wait a minute! Wait-wait, now there are a hundred of you and Im the king.
[Scene: City street. Whole gang is there seeing off Marcel.]
Joey: Yeah, they do! Quit being a baby and leave me alone! There, youve just had your first class!
Rachel: Yknow youre-youre probably wondering about the old date on there.
Chandler: Yes, we dont get married unless theres a sign! Okay, so say uh, say you roll another eight (motions to the craps table) then theres a definite sign that we should get married.
Mr. Waltham: Well theres one (pointing towards Jack) and theres another (pointing towards Judy).
Monica: It is in the living room where there is also a light! And no one will kick you in the shin.
Joey: Yeah, and there wont be a relationship left to rebuild.
Phoebe: Oh, boy scouts could have camped under there.
Joey: Look, which one of us is gonna be having sex in there, me or you?
MONICA: Anything larger back there?
Joey: Hey and, this is a little extra something for yknow, always being there for me.
Monica: Okay. Could the waiters gather around to hear tonights specials? Okay, first there is a Chilean Sea Bass prepared with a Mango relish on a bagWhy is nobody writing these down?
Ross: Hey there you go! (Smiles because Joey used it correctly)
Conan: Matthew, you have a reputation with the rest of the cast that sometimes you like to, you like to fool around a bit. I mean like if somethings naturally going wrong you like to get in there and juice it a little bit. True or false?
(There is a monkey-like noise from within and Ross pushes past Mr. Heckles and enters his apartment)
Rachel: Bathroom's up there.
[Scene: Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices, Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there.]
Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter: No, shes hanging in there.
Rachel: Oh is it?! (She answers the cute guys phone.) Uhh, hello? (On her phone) Yes hi, is Rachel there? (On the other phone) Yes she is, just one moment please. (To Phoebe, holding out both phones.) Its for me!
Ross: Was there anything you did wrong with Emma?
{Transcribers Note: There was no trailer for this episode. See you in season 8; which will start this fall.}
Chandler: Yknow what? I cant believe this! Do you know what you did? My girlfriend is out there thinking things over! You made my girlfriend think!!
Chandler: Look, Im sorry! But theres nothing I can do, I think Im in love with her!
Chandler: Wait! Wait! Wed really love it if you could be there.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there with her boyfriend Roger, talking to Rachel and Monica.]
Dr. Long: taking a long walk, and then theres the one thats proved most effective: sex.
Mike: There isn't a piano here.
Ross: There isn't that's what I'm saying. (All happy)
(There is a knock on the door and Monica answers it. There is a woman standing there.)
Joey: Okay, Ill see you there. (Starts to leave)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Ross are there. Monica is checking the messages.]
[Scene: Joey is back at Hayley's place after there date.]
[Scene: The Coma Guy's Room, Monica bursts in, closely followed by Phoebe. There is no sign of Coma Guy. His bed is empty.]
Phoebe: Yeah! How would you like it if I sent you to Lee Majors house and told you that he liked you, and you went down there and you found out that he didnt like you? How would you feel?
Mike: I just think there's somebody better out there for you, (pause) I mean I'm not saying me but. maybe me.
Chandler: Okay, here is the thing. We have thrown a very formal surprise party for you in there! All of your friends are in there and your parents!
CHANDLER: Listen, I'm, I'm sorry I didn't make it over there today.
Joey: All right! There is something. I kinda had a dream, (pause) but I don't want to talk about it. (Starts for his room.)
Phoebe: Oh, yeah, Bob said there might be flood damage.
Chandler: (to Phoebe) Were you there?
Ross: Come on, you-you cant tell me you actually believe that-that theres a woman inside that cat!
Joey: Oh no-no, no for I second there I counted six fingers, but one was from the other hand so were good.
Chandler: Actually, can I get some hot water with a little lemon? I think I strained my voice screaming in there. Does it have to be so loud?
Monica: Hi! There you are.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are there, Chandler is talking to his new friend on the internet.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Gary and Chandler and Monica are all there.]
JOEY: Ah, I was just in the bathroom, and there's mirrors on both sides of you. So when you're in there it's like you're peein' with the Rockettes.
Rachel: (motioning to a rack) So now, these are all the tuxedos that we make and if theres anything that you like, we can make you a deal. Anything at all. (Grabs a few) But these are the three that Monica pre-approved.
Russell: Of course you did. Look Ross, you cant get an annulment unless you and Rachel are both there.
[Scene: Central Perk. Ross, Phoebe and Joey are there.]
Chandler: The big deal is I was sitting there last, so, that's my seat.
Phoebe: Um, yeah. Look, I mean, Im not saying shes like evil or anything. She just, you know, shes always breaking my stuff. When I was eight, and I wouldnt let her have my Judy Jetson thermos, so she threw it under the bus. And then, oh, and then there was Randy Brown, who was like... Have you ever had a boyfriend who was like your best friend?
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there as Rachel enters.]
(Rachel nods.� There is a knock on the door.)
Monica: With good news? (very quickly and wringing hands) Of course it is not good news, you just said (deadpan) "Doctor Connelly just called". If it was good news you would have said (excitedly) "Doctor Connelly just called! " But so what is it? Is there a problem, uh? Is there a problem with me or with you?
Joanna: (from her office) Whos out there?
Monica: (seeing him approach) Hey! There you are!
Phoebe: No! Look-look! Theres the coffee table they stole from us!
Phoebe: I've had that dog there for three days and Chandler had no idea. He's not so smart.
Rachel: Joey, there is a perfectly good couch across the hall!
Joey: (on phone) Well, so anyway Beth, what Im saying is I shouldve considered your feelings before I went home with you that night. Ive ah, Ive recently learned whats it like to be on your side of it, and Im sorry. So, do you think you can forgive me? (listens) Great. Thanks. Okay, bye. (He sits down and crosses out something, and dials the phone again.) Hello, Jennifer? (listens) Oh hi, Mrs. Loreo, is Jennifer there? (listens) Oh, shes not home huh? (listens) Well ah, actually I kinda need to talk to you too.
Monica: What does she do there?
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving.]
Chandler: Our balcony? Seriously? That's so funny because I told Monica we should put lights on our balcony. And she said"No, no. It's too cold, nobody will go out there." And I said "Maybe if we put some light out there they will"
LITTLE BULLY: Us, what about you guys? Man you really, bing, gave it to old Mr. Clean back there. He was a big guy.
Kim: Ohh honey come here. (Hugging Rachel.) Ohh it will be ok. Weve all been there.
Alice: Dont get me started. (To Phoebe) Anyway, umm, since there are three babies and umm, we both got to put our names in, we would be truly honoured if you named the other boy baby.
[Scene: Coffee place, Joey is there, Chandler is entering]
[Scene: Phoebe's place, Phoebe and Mike are there]
WAITER: Well, when you do, just let me know. I'll be right over there on the edge of my seat.
Rachel: Yeah, were, were actually just gonna walk cause its right up there at the Angelica.
Joey: Yeah, shes been out there for twenty minutes, Im surprised you didnt hear her on the way over.
Monica: Dad! Theres Ross (points), why dont you go talk to him?
Phoebe: Pay the caterer! Look, I've had a lot of jobs, okay, and there are some people who just always try to get out of paying. It's either, you know, "that massage wasn't long enough, or, "I don't recognize any of those songs," or, you know, "these sombreros aren't big enough. Bad little white girl!"
Chandler: Course there, they just call it food.
Elizabeth: Yeah! Im just going down there to relax and hang out with my friends.
Monica: I'm there!
Emily: Ohh, no. Ugh. Oh, leaving London, my whole family lives there.
Joey: Closeness-shmoshness! There was three of us for crying out loud!
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters.]