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[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are there as Ross enters.]
Chandler: Ahh, Hotties of the Paleontology Department, theres a big selling calendar, eh?
Joey: Oh, cause you can just match the evaluation to the exam with the same handwriting and boom, theres your admirer. (Ross is stunned.)
Ross: Besides, theres a big age difference.
Joey: All right! Thanks! Youre the best! Now listen, the last day of auditions is Thursday. Okay? So I gotta get in there by Thursday. Okay? Just remember Thursday. Thursday. Can you remember Thursday?
Chandler: You just thought of that in there?
Rachel: (on phone) Oh my God! Oh my God! Thank you! (Hangs up) That was the fire department, there was a fire at our place!
[Scene: Phoebe and Rachel's, everyone minus Ross are arriving to inspect the damage. The fire department is still there.]
Phoebe: Oh, its bad. Its really bad. The only thing in there that isnt burned is an ass. Which I do not remember buying!
Rachel: Okay Phoebe calm down, theres no need to place blame. Okay? (To the fireman) I warned her about those candles.
Chandler: Honey, it is not a date! I havent talked to her in ten years! You cant just call up somebody you havent talked to in ten years and ask them for a favor. There are rules, yknow? You gotta, you got to put in some time.
Monica: I know! Now look, theres only one problem though. Theres only room for one, so I guess one of you will have to stay at Joeys.
Fireman #2: No, there was an appliance left on in the bathroom. Its looks like a curling iron.
Monica: Now there you go! I wouldnt want my best guest to strain her eyes!
Dana: Im sorry Chandler, yknow you are such a sweet guy and I, I dont want to hurt you. Oh, I wish there was something I can do to make you feel better.
Chandler: Well maybe there is one thing you can do.
Ross: What?! No! No! Wait! Youre right, this is stupid. Who cares what people think? I mean, I mean we like each other right? Theres nothing wrong with that. Come on. (They get up and go over to the table where his colleagues are sitting.) Burt? Lydia? Mel? This is Elizabeth.
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is looking at his handbook. Elizabeth is also there.]
(Theres a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Wayne.)
Ross: Is there a hopping bonus?
DOCTOR: Hello, there. I'm Dr. Carlin. I see someone's having an allergic reaction.
Everyone there says: Hi, hey.
[Scene: Central Perk. Frank Jr., Phoebe and the triplets are there. The triplets are now sleeping on top of each other on the couch.]
Phoebe: Hey there, you handsome thing. (Rachel and Phoebe exit.)
Rachel: Oh okay, I see what youre doing there.
Joey: No there wont! I promise I will finish that turkey!
Monica: Because there are so many terrible sights in this world.
Monica: No! You dont know the system! Therell be nobody messing with the system!
The Director: (answering the phone) Hello. Oh! Its you. Just ah, just one-one sec. (to Joey and Kate) I am going to take this call. When I continue, I hope that there will appear on stage this magical thing that in the theatre we call, committing to the moment! (He goes to take the call.)
Chandler: If its not, then theres two of them. And that would mean its the end of the world!
Monica: Well do something! Get in there!
Woman: (to her friend) He has the most amazing Porsche under there!
Mr. Zelner: Yeah, its not like I dont have a sense of humor, huh? Hell, I even enjoy a naughty limerick now and then. But theres a time and a place, huh?! Unless you uh, have a limerick right now? (They both nod no.) No? Okay, well uh, youve (Grabs the chocolates.) got my fax number. (Exits.)
CHANDLER: Oh yeah, you got the big TV. We'll be over there all the time. . . [Chandler gives him a look] except when we are here.
[Scene: The Waiting Room, Phoebe is playing a song. Chandler, Monica, and Ross are there as well.]
Chandler: It just keeps getting worse and worse! Y'know? I mean its bad enough that Im in love with my roommates girlfriendwhich by the way, I think she knows. Because every time were in the room together theres this weird like energy between us. And call me crazy, but I think she likes me too. And now I have seen her naked. I mean at least when Ive seen her with clothes on, I could imagine her body was like covered in boles or something. But there are no boles, shes smooth! Smooth! (leaves)
Monica: Chandler theres nothing wrong with crying! I mean you dont have to be so macho all the time.
[Scene: Central Perk, the gang is there, minus Ross. Chandler is trying to cheer Joey up about missing Phase Two.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler is there.]
Joey: And-and theres no danger to her and the baby?
Monica: Well. Sounds like you're writing yourself a little play there Rach. Wow! Let me know how that one turns out.
Rachel: Oh really? Well how would you like it if I had sex with you and I taped it? (Joey smiles luridly) Oh forget it! (Ross enters.) Oh there he is now, the father of my child, the porn king of the west village.
Ross: Oh there you go!
Joey: (glaring at her) Is there a problem?
Joey: There she is!
Phoebe: Is she in there?
Ross: Okay, okay, Im sorry, it will never happen... (closes eyes) Uh-oh! Wait a minute! Wait-wait, now there are a hundred of you and Im the king.
[Scene: City street. Whole gang is there seeing off Marcel.]
Joey: Yeah, they do! Quit being a baby and leave me alone! There, youve just had your first class!
Rachel: Yknow youre-youre probably wondering about the old date on there.
Chandler: Yes, we dont get married unless theres a sign! Okay, so say uh, say you roll another eight (motions to the craps table) then theres a definite sign that we should get married.
Mr. Waltham: Well theres one (pointing towards Jack) and theres another (pointing towards Judy).
Monica: It is in the living room where there is also a light! And no one will kick you in the shin.
Joey: Yeah, and there wont be a relationship left to rebuild.
Phoebe: Oh, boy scouts could have camped under there.
Joey: Look, which one of us is gonna be having sex in there, me or you?
MONICA: Anything larger back there?
Joey: Hey and, this is a little extra something for yknow, always being there for me.
Monica: Okay. Could the waiters gather around to hear tonights specials? Okay, first there is a Chilean Sea Bass prepared with a Mango relish on a bagWhy is nobody writing these down?
Ross: Hey there you go! (Smiles because Joey used it correctly)
Conan: Matthew, you have a reputation with the rest of the cast that sometimes you like to, you like to fool around a bit. I mean like if somethings naturally going wrong you like to get in there and juice it a little bit. True or false?
(There is a monkey-like noise from within and Ross pushes past Mr. Heckles and enters his apartment)
Rachel: Bathroom's up there.
[Scene: Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices, Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there.]
Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter: No, shes hanging in there.
Rachel: Oh is it?! (She answers the cute guys phone.) Uhh, hello? (On her phone) Yes hi, is Rachel there? (On the other phone) Yes she is, just one moment please. (To Phoebe, holding out both phones.) Its for me!
Chandler: Look, Im sorry! But theres nothing I can do, I think Im in love with her!
Ross: Was there anything you did wrong with Emma?
{Transcribers Note: There was no trailer for this episode. See you in season 8; which will start this fall.}
Chandler: Yknow what? I cant believe this! Do you know what you did? My girlfriend is out there thinking things over! You made my girlfriend think!!
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there with her boyfriend Roger, talking to Rachel and Monica.]
Chandler: Wait! Wait! Wed really love it if you could be there.
Ross: There isn't that's what I'm saying. (All happy)
Mike: There isn't a piano here.
Dr. Long: taking a long walk, and then theres the one thats proved most effective: sex.
(There is a knock on the door and Monica answers it. There is a woman standing there.)
Phoebe: Yeah! How would you like it if I sent you to Lee Majors house and told you that he liked you, and you went down there and you found out that he didnt like you? How would you feel?
[Scene: Joey is back at Hayley's place after there date.]
Joey: Okay, Ill see you there. (Starts to leave)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Ross are there. Monica is checking the messages.]
Mike: I just think there's somebody better out there for you, (pause) I mean I'm not saying me but. maybe me.
CHANDLER: Listen, I'm, I'm sorry I didn't make it over there today.
Chandler: Okay, here is the thing. We have thrown a very formal surprise party for you in there! All of your friends are in there and your parents!
Joey: All right! There is something. I kinda had a dream, (pause) but I don't want to talk about it. (Starts for his room.)
Chandler: Actually, can I get some hot water with a little lemon? I think I strained my voice screaming in there. Does it have to be so loud?
[Scene: The Coma Guy's Room, Monica bursts in, closely followed by Phoebe. There is no sign of Coma Guy. His bed is empty.]
Phoebe: Oh, yeah, Bob said there might be flood damage.
Joey: Oh no-no, no for I second there I counted six fingers, but one was from the other hand so were good.
Chandler: (to Phoebe) Were you there?
Ross: Come on, you-you cant tell me you actually believe that-that theres a woman inside that cat!
Rachel: (motioning to a rack) So now, these are all the tuxedos that we make and if theres anything that you like, we can make you a deal. Anything at all. (Grabs a few) But these are the three that Monica pre-approved.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are there, Chandler is talking to his new friend on the internet.]
Monica: Hi! There you are.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Gary and Chandler and Monica are all there.]
Russell: Of course you did. Look Ross, you cant get an annulment unless you and Rachel are both there.
JOEY: Ah, I was just in the bathroom, and there's mirrors on both sides of you. So when you're in there it's like you're peein' with the Rockettes.
[Scene: Central Perk. Ross, Phoebe and Joey are there.]
Chandler: The big deal is I was sitting there last, so, that's my seat.
Joanna: (from her office) Whos out there?
Phoebe: Um, yeah. Look, I mean, Im not saying shes like evil or anything. She just, you know, shes always breaking my stuff. When I was eight, and I wouldnt let her have my Judy Jetson thermos, so she threw it under the bus. And then, oh, and then there was Randy Brown, who was like... Have you ever had a boyfriend who was like your best friend?
Monica: With good news? (very quickly and wringing hands) Of course it is not good news, you just said (deadpan) "Doctor Connelly just called". If it was good news you would have said (excitedly) "Doctor Connelly just called! " But so what is it? Is there a problem, uh? Is there a problem with me or with you?
(Rachel nods.� There is a knock on the door.)
Joey: (on phone) Well, so anyway Beth, what Im saying is I shouldve considered your feelings before I went home with you that night. Ive ah, Ive recently learned whats it like to be on your side of it, and Im sorry. So, do you think you can forgive me? (listens) Great. Thanks. Okay, bye. (He sits down and crosses out something, and dials the phone again.) Hello, Jennifer? (listens) Oh hi, Mrs. Loreo, is Jennifer there? (listens) Oh, shes not home huh? (listens) Well ah, actually I kinda need to talk to you too.
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there as Rachel enters.]
Monica: (seeing him approach) Hey! There you are!
Phoebe: No! Look-look! Theres the coffee table they stole from us!
[Scene: Coffee place, Joey is there, Chandler is entering]
Rachel: Joey, there is a perfectly good couch across the hall!
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving.]
Alice: Dont get me started. (To Phoebe) Anyway, umm, since there are three babies and umm, we both got to put our names in, we would be truly honoured if you named the other boy baby.
Phoebe: I've had that dog there for three days and Chandler had no idea. He's not so smart.
Monica: What does she do there?
Chandler: Our balcony? Seriously? That's so funny because I told Monica we should put lights on our balcony. And she said"No, no. It's too cold, nobody will go out there." And I said "Maybe if we put some light out there they will"
LITTLE BULLY: Us, what about you guys? Man you really, bing, gave it to old Mr. Clean back there. He was a big guy.
[Scene: Phoebe's place, Phoebe and Mike are there]
WAITER: Well, when you do, just let me know. I'll be right over there on the edge of my seat.