words in movies
Joey: Theres one lucky to-go cup of coffee.
Phoebe: (sighs) Honey, I wish you would get over her. I hate seeing you like this. Is there anything I can do for you? Do you want to look down my top?
Chandler: See, honey, theres(puts his hand on her leg)
(There is a knock on the door.)
Ross: (opening the door to see Mona standing there) Mona? What arehi! What are you doing here? Im, um, supposed to pick you up!
Mona: You got another ex-wife back there?
Joey: Okay, uh sit down. (they do) Um theres this woman that I like. A lot. But, uh it cant happen.
Charlie: There's an indoor pool, you can swim there! (Ross agrees)
[Scene Central Perk, everyone's there.]
[Scene: a NYU lecture hall, Rachel and Monica are arriving to talk to Ross after the lecture, but are there early.]
Phoebe: Right there! That's why I'm marrying you!
Rachel: (on the answering machine) Oh, come on, miss, isn't there any way that you can just let me off...
[Scene: Central Park, everyone's there.]
Chandler: Why are you in here if Joshua is all the way over there? (Points to the living room.)
Joey: Saw the Porsche out there Mon, lookin good. When do I get to take that baby out again?
Chandler: Oh, come on, theres a rest stop right up there! Come on, I really have to goooooooooo.
Chandler: Yeah! When you were talking about Roger, that was killing me! Look, things like last night they dont just happen. Yknow? Or at least not to me. Or with the other two women, in the morning yknow I was just lying there and I couldnt wait to just go hang out with my friends, but with you I always yknow with a friend.
Joey: So that if we went out on a date, shed be there.
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, the guys are there assembling furniture.]
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe and Joey are there.]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone but Phoebe is there.]
(He holds up a white poster with huge red letters. It reads, "Welcome Home Baby." There is also a huge red stain on the left of the poster.)
Chandler: Could there be more Kims?
MONICA: This is for the scratchy twins out there. I taped oven mits to their hands.
Chandler: Really? What do you do? You just sit in there stewing in your own filth.
Joey: Yeah and the most important thing is that it wont be some like, stranger up there who barely knows you. Itll be me! And I swear Ill do a really good job. Plus, yknow I love you guys and-and it would really mean a lot to me.
Chandler: Again, let's journey back... As I recall what Rachel said, was she had never notice the shape of your skull before. And Joey... Well, Joey didn't realise that there was anything different.
Phoebe: There it is!
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. Ross is helping with the packing, Phoebe and Mike are also there.]
Ross: No I left the diapers at the hospital! Theres some in the bag but Ill run out and get some more.
Joey: (entering) You know there already is a Joseph Stalin?
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Janice are there.]
Rachel: Ok... I got a spider. There were two, I picked the bigger one.
Ross: Okay is there some kind of magic tunnel to this hospital?!
(They hug. And quickly that hug turns into a heated make out session, right there on the waiting room couch. Chandler, Rachel, and Monica quickly make their exits.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is reading at the kitchen table as there is a knock on the door.]
Joey: Whoa-whoa-whoa. Jokes? You guys know they have naked chicks in there, right?
Phoebe: There he is! There he is!
[Scene: Joeys bedroom, hes snoring again and Chandler is there to roll him over.]
Phoebe: Okay. There may be a way that we can get the other ring back. Cause I heard the guy tell the jeweler where he was going to propose. So maybe we can get him to trade rings or something.
Ross: I have to talk to her about this groomsman situation, ok? I'm not gonna watch Chandler up there while I'm sitting in the seats like some chump! (he goes to Rachel's room, knocks the door and enters the room). (very fake gasp) Oh! My God! You're breathtaking!
Chandler: What do you think shes just gonna sit there quietly? You dont think shes gonna want to make a toast? You dont think shes gonna want to grab the microphone and sing Part-time Lover?!
Phoebe: Umm, look we dont, we dont really know each other so it would be really easy to just forget about this, but there seems to be something between us. And I dont know about you but that doesnt happen to me a lot.
(Basically Chandlers face looks like hes not all there and is staring off into the distance )
Ross: How about we settle this right now! (He rips up the tickets.) There! Now, no one's going to the game. Ha-ha-ha!
Chandler: Uhh yeah. Yeah, its (Points down the hall) right, right down there. (When he has Bob looking down the hall, he turns around and knocks his nameplate off of his door.) Right there, yeah. Can I ask you why?
Chandler: There you go.
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is looking at his handbook. Elizabeth is also there.]
Phoebe: Ok, you weren't there.
Chandler: Trust me, you dont want him there either. Okay? Nobody is gonna be staring at the bride when the father of the groom is wearing a back-less dress.
Frank: Yeah! Hey, do Monica and Rachel work there?
Catherine: All the appliances are included. There is a lot of light, a new kitchen... I think you guys would be very happy here... (Joey and Chandler both realise what she's assuming and start laughing.)
Rachel: That sounds like a plan. Umm, is there a place I can go freshen up?
Rachel: Yeah, but, there were no suds.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the whole gang except Chandler is there.]
RACHEL: What, so you go over there, you tell him you think he's cute, what's the worst that could happen?
Rachel: Oh yeah? Startin to feel her again there are we?
Chandler: So there is no good time to ask that question.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross, Phoebe, and Chandler are there.]
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. David is still there. Mike closes the door.]
Gunther: Maybe nobody won the jackpot, but there was this guy in here earlier, and he found the ticket on the street, right outside, and won $10,000 (goes to the counter).
Rachel: Not gonna find any clothes in there!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, tiem lapse. Everyone but Joey and Monica are there.]
Monica: (entering from her bedroom carrying a present) Ok, these were unbelievably expensive, and I know he's gonna grow out of them in like, 20 minutes, but I couldn't resist. (There a little pair of Nike shoes.)
Chandler: There you go!
(Theres a knock on the door.)
Dr. Long: Okay, theres an herbal tea you can drink.
Doug: So thanks for the warm welcome. Its good to have you guys on my team, and I come to play. I hope you do too. Now, lets go out there and get em! Huh? And remember, there is no I in team.
Ross: Thats okay. Shes still in there enjoying her fake party and uh, its too late to do any of the things I had planned, so
Ross: So I finally heard back from Aunt Sheryl and apparently it wasnt a mistake. Ahh, theres-theres limited seating in the hall.
Monica: Yeah! I didnt know there would be dancing. That was a fun surprise!
FBOB: There are no hardware stores open past midnight in the Village.
{Transcribers Note: There was no credits scene with this episode.}
Phoebe: Ok, good! (pause) You guys were so scared! There was no way I was gonna dump this...(a pigeon swoops down, scaring Phoebe who drops the bowl on the street) Oh God, no! (pause) I think I broke your bowl.
[Scene: The delivery room, later on, Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Frank are there as Dr. Harad is checking out Phoebe.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there.)
Charlie: Oh, ah, isn't there another professor that is supposed to come with us?
[Scene: Phoebe and Rachel's, everyone minus Ross are arriving to inspect the damage. The fire department is still there.]
Chandler: Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, and Rachel are there.]
Rachel: He was right there. He got down on one knee and proposed.
Director: I dont see it. (To Janine) You are dancing with the tall guy over there. Tall guy, raise your hand! (He does. Janine goes over to him.)
Joey: I-I-I don't know if this falls under this category, but uh, Ross is right back there. (Points over his shoulder.)
Phoebe: Oh... Mike's sister just invited me to a party tonight, he's gonna be there. And she was like "Oh, don't worry! I asked him. He's totally ok with seeing you!". So now I have to go so he'll think that I'm totally ok with seeing him!
Joey: See, there was kind of a mix up in my agent's office, but I'm still on TV and that's good exposure.
Ross: There was just an explosion, okay? My hearing would be impaired.
Chandler: (covering) What... did you get me there?
CHANDLER: Of course I am. I reject anyone who's crazy enough to actually go out with me, and then I bitch about the fact that there aren't any great women out there.
Chandler: What's with the word y'all? You know, just... two words just... pushed together... Are we all allowed to do that, because if so, I say why stop there? You know, your new poodle could be your noodle. And fried chicken? Could be fricken.Waiter, waiter excuse me, I'll have the fricken? (Monica laughs) See, that's... that's funny with the fricken, right?
Ross: Let me ask you something, at your school was there a like uh a place on campus where students went to uh, fool around.
Monica: Theres our star!
Ross: My doctoral dissertation is in the library at school, I went to see it, and there were students makin babies right in the middle of the Paleontology section!
Chandler: Wish it! (To the woman, Kathy, he likes) Hi. Hi, I-I was just sitting over there, and uhh, Chandler. My name is Chandler. Did I say that?
[Scene: Joey’s apartment. Rachel’s there and Ross enters the room with a stuffed dinosaur]
Phoebe: Hey, Frank. Look, okay, I know that you think I did like this totally evil thing, but I so didnt. Theres someone here who can explain this better than I can.
Joey: Come on Rach, not again. I got it! Okay? Lets start sailing, and I want to go over there (Points) where that boatload of girls is! (Yelling to them) Yo-ho-ho!
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there.]
Ross: I know, I know I was, but there was always this little voice inside that kept saying it's never gonna happen, move on. You know whose voice that was?
Phoebe: No but, why does that have to be a bad thing. Just change what it means. Y'know? Go down there and prove your Mother wrong. Finish the job you were hired to do, and well call that pulling a Monica.
Rachel: Y'know, I figure if I can make coffee, there isn't anything I can't do.
Chandler: Yknow, I-I could see how this could happen, y'know youre up there every night, youre naked, touching, kissing.
Phoebe: They have the best stuff in there.
Chandler: I do limericks... uhm... There once was a man named Chandler, whose wife made him die inside.
Ross: (to Ben) Everything okay in there?
Chandler: But only because I was up all night worried about this meeting, aint that funny? Irony? Not a fan, alright (he sits down). See, heres the thing. I went home and told my wife about Tulsa and she wont go. See, me, I love Tulsa! Tulsa is heaven! Tulsa is ItalyPlease dont make me go there!
Monica: Oh my god, where's my purse? No, you know what? I can replace everything in there. Get that binder, and let's go!
[Scene: Carol's room, Rachel and Dr. Franzblau are there with her.]