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[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there except Monica as Ross enters carrying a huge stack of newspapers.]
Rachel: Yeah but yknow what they say Mon, "Theres no such thing as bad press."
Ross: Okay look, theres nothing to worry about. We have plenty of time. Theres a great baby furniture store on west 10th. Tomorrow, we will go there and we will get you everything that you need. Okay?
Rachel: Okay. Thank you. Thats great. Thank you. Wait-wait! Where on west 10th? Because theres this really cute shoe store that has like this little
Joey: Okay, Ill see you there. (Starts to leave)
Monica: No. He teaches a course on food criticism at the New School, so before we go to the movies I wanna go by there and make him try my bouillabaisse again. Oh, I cannot wait to read the front page of the Post tomorrow! "Restaurant reviewer admits: I was wrong about Monica."
Ross: We are having a baby together, but were not involved. (The cashier, a very beautiful woman, looks confused) I mean, uh we-we were seeing each other a while ago, but then we were just friends. And then there was one drunken night. (Rachel looks at him angrily) Or, yes stranger, wed like this delivered please.
Cashier: (looking at the completed address card) Oh, I love your neighborhood. Theres a great gym right around the corner from your building.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there as Rachel enters.]
Joey: Thata girl! Huh? We should get out of here; theres a new class comin in.
Ross: My son? Pretty serious. (Theres a knock on the door and Ross answers it.) Oh hey Katie! (The cashier from before) What uh, what are you doing here?
Rachel: Oh okay, I see what youre doing there.
The Interviewer: But therell be perhaps 30 people under you so you can dump a certain amount on them.
Chandler: Oh my God this doesnt count! Okay? The interview was over, that was the real Chandler Bing in there, this is just some crazy guy out in the hall! Call security! Theres a crazy guy out in the hall!
Rachel: There was nothing wrong with her! All right? She was perfectly lovely!
Chandler: (to Phoebe) Were you there?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are there, Chandler is talking to his new friend on the internet.]
Monica: Hi! There you are.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Gary and Chandler and Monica are all there.]
Rachel: (motioning to a rack) So now, these are all the tuxedos that we make and if theres anything that you like, we can make you a deal. Anything at all. (Grabs a few) But these are the three that Monica pre-approved.
JOEY: Ah, I was just in the bathroom, and there's mirrors on both sides of you. So when you're in there it's like you're peein' with the Rockettes.
Russell: Of course you did. Look Ross, you cant get an annulment unless you and Rachel are both there.
[Scene: Central Perk. Ross, Phoebe and Joey are there.]
Chandler: The big deal is I was sitting there last, so, that's my seat.
Phoebe: Um, yeah. Look, I mean, Im not saying shes like evil or anything. She just, you know, shes always breaking my stuff. When I was eight, and I wouldnt let her have my Judy Jetson thermos, so she threw it under the bus. And then, oh, and then there was Randy Brown, who was like... Have you ever had a boyfriend who was like your best friend?
Joanna: (from her office) Whos out there?
(Rachel nods.� There is a knock on the door.)
Monica: With good news? (very quickly and wringing hands) Of course it is not good news, you just said (deadpan) "Doctor Connelly just called". If it was good news you would have said (excitedly) "Doctor Connelly just called! " But so what is it? Is there a problem, uh? Is there a problem with me or with you?
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there as Rachel enters.]
Monica: (seeing him approach) Hey! There you are!
Phoebe: No! Look-look! Theres the coffee table they stole from us!
Joey: (on phone) Well, so anyway Beth, what Im saying is I shouldve considered your feelings before I went home with you that night. Ive ah, Ive recently learned whats it like to be on your side of it, and Im sorry. So, do you think you can forgive me? (listens) Great. Thanks. Okay, bye. (He sits down and crosses out something, and dials the phone again.) Hello, Jennifer? (listens) Oh hi, Mrs. Loreo, is Jennifer there? (listens) Oh, shes not home huh? (listens) Well ah, actually I kinda need to talk to you too.
Phoebe: I've had that dog there for three days and Chandler had no idea. He's not so smart.
Rachel: Joey, there is a perfectly good couch across the hall!
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving.]
Monica: What does she do there?
Chandler: Our balcony? Seriously? That's so funny because I told Monica we should put lights on our balcony. And she said"No, no. It's too cold, nobody will go out there." And I said "Maybe if we put some light out there they will"
LITTLE BULLY: Us, what about you guys? Man you really, bing, gave it to old Mr. Clean back there. He was a big guy.
Alice: Dont get me started. (To Phoebe) Anyway, umm, since there are three babies and umm, we both got to put our names in, we would be truly honoured if you named the other boy baby.
[Scene: Coffee place, Joey is there, Chandler is entering]
[Scene: Phoebe's place, Phoebe and Mike are there]
WAITER: Well, when you do, just let me know. I'll be right over there on the edge of my seat.
Kim: Ohh honey come here. (Hugging Rachel.) Ohh it will be ok. Weve all been there.
Rachel: Yeah, were, were actually just gonna walk cause its right up there at the Angelica.
Joey: Yeah, shes been out there for twenty minutes, Im surprised you didnt hear her on the way over.
Phoebe: Pay the caterer! Look, I've had a lot of jobs, okay, and there are some people who just always try to get out of paying. It's either, you know, "that massage wasn't long enough, or, "I don't recognize any of those songs," or, you know, "these sombreros aren't big enough. Bad little white girl!"
Monica: Dad! Theres Ross (points), why dont you go talk to him?
Monica: I'm there!
Emily: Ohh, no. Ugh. Oh, leaving London, my whole family lives there.
Elizabeth: Yeah! Im just going down there to relax and hang out with my friends.
Chandler: Course there, they just call it food.
Rachel: Ok, I know this is gonna sound really stupid, but I feel that if I can do this, you know, if I can actually do my own laundry, there isn't anything I can't do.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters.]
Rachel: There isn't. There is totally isn't.
Joey: Closeness-shmoshness! There was three of us for crying out loud!
Rachel: Ohhh well. Yknow what honey? The best thing to do to get over a guy is to start dating someone else. Oh! There is this great guy you will love at work named Bob! Hes a real up-and-comer in Human Resources.
Joey: Umm, now uh Its a scary world out there, especially for a single mom. Yknow, now I always thought you and I had a special bond so (He goes to one knee and pulls out a ring.) Phoebe Buffay, will you marry me?
[Scene: The delivery room at the hospital. Monica, Chandler and Erica are there. Erica is in labor, and she is breathing heavily.]
Chandler: You know what, okay, fine. Don't get up, you just sit right there. I just hope, you don't mind, you know, my hand right here. (holds his hand a couple of inches in front of Joey's face) Op, not touching, can't get mad! Not touching can't get mad! Not touching can't get mad! (Joey flings some dip onto Phoebe's dress)
Rachel: Yes!! I mean sex does not have to be a big deal! There shouldnt be all this rules and restrictions! Yknow, people should be able to sleep with who ever they want, whenever
Phoebe: No! No! I just went to pick up Phoebe Buffays checks; there were a lot of them.
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, the next morning the girls are there with Joey.]
Rachel: Oh God Monica hi! Thank God! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are!
Ross: You know what? Enough! Enough talking! I have to get moving! Hey check out those two blondes over there!Hey come with me!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is returning and finds Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there.]
Rachel: What? What do you mean, "there you are"? Where was she?
Monica: Oh, thank god! Emma, there you are!
Joey: Well, there are so many things, its hard to pick just one.
Rachel: Well, youve been here for two months now and your boss is required to hand in a performance evaluation. But yknow, there is one thing that I have yet to evaluate. (She turns around and sweeps the stuff off of her desk and hops up onto it.)
Ross: That's it. I'm in my apartment, you're not there, we're not having this conversation. (gets up, walks across room)
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross, Chandler, and Monica are there as Joey enters.]
Joey: Well, Id like to think there was something for everyone. Look, I know youre casting for this new show
Chandler: Should we tell Rachel theres an empty private room right next door to hers?
[Scene: Joeys Apartment, theres a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross.]
Rachel: (on answering machine) Hi, its me. Ive been trying to reach you all night. I feel awful. Please, Ross, you gotta know there is nothing between me and Mark. This whole break-up thing is just stupid.
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters.]
Monica: I'll go in there.
[Scene: Monica and Phoebe's, Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there. Phoebes cell phone rings and she goes through her little routine of lighting a cigarette before answering the phone.]
Chandler: There you go! Someone came!
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey are there as Monica enters with the local paper that has the engagement picture in it.]
Russell: There are a couple of forms to fill out.
Phoebe Sr: I mean, I know what Im talking about. I gave up two babies, and I only wish I had someone there that had given up babies, that could tell me how terrible it is to give up babies. I just think that, it would be something you will regret every single day for the rest of your life. So, how ever hard it is to give up this puppy, it would be like a million times harder to give up a child. (Phoebe is playing with the puppy again, and not listening) I really shouldnt have given you the puppy first.
Rachel: Joey stop staring! Theres nothing there! Its not true!
Rachel: Oh, that was just my crazy friend. She told me I should get off the plane, because she had a feeling that there was something wrong with the left Philange.
[Scene: Ross and Rachel�s. Ross phones, Rachel and Emma are there.]
(Phoebe joins Chandler on the couch as there is a knock on the door which Monica answers.)
Monica: So, uh, have you ever thought about being there for her?
Ross: Not there.
Ross: Wow! How'd you get in there?
Monica screaming at Ross: Forget the bubblewrap! There isn't time!
[Flashback to 610 - TOW The Routine] [Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is there. Phoebe and Rachel enter.]
Chandler: Yes. Yes, there is, they play on Sundays and Monday nights.
Joey: Yeah! Yeah! Right down there. (Points.) Hey listen; let me give you a little tip. Do not take a nap on this stoop (Points to hers) or you can wake up with your shoes gone.
Rachel: Yeah, we found them. There were in the guest room closet behind some coats.
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone but Rachel is there.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica is entering, Phoebe is already there.]
Joey: Well, theres gonna be strippers there. He didnt say anything about no strippers.
Joey: (To Rachel) What have you got there?
[Cut back to her room, Joey and Ross are sitting there waiting for her.]
Rachel: (to the receptionist) Hi there!
Phoebe: Suzie? (Runs over there to check)
Monica: Im sorry, they surprised me. There was nothing I could do!
Joey: (smiling) Not likely. 'Cause you see that body bag right there
Rachel: What? Maybe I put it in here (she opens her bag). Oh, oh, it's not in there! Oh, no! I must have packed it in one of these boxes!
Matt: Yeah, shes trying to waft the smell across the hall to get us to come hang out in her new place, and were sitting there eating pizza and I think it was you (Points to Lisa) that said
Rachel: Well-well that's 'cause I went down there and they were all smoking. This is actually the smell of success.
Doctor Connelly: (entering) Hi there.
Rachel: I'm there!
Joey: What are they doing out here? The coasts all the way over there. (Points to the coast.)
Monica: There are no tickets on the nightstand!
Phoebe: So what were you doing out there, do you not like Charlie?
Joey: (entering) Pheebs! There you are! Okay, you broke my fridge; you owe me 400 bucks!
Rachel: No, there is no Rachel Greep, but then this other girl overheard us and she was all, "Im Rachel Greep! Im Rachel Greep!" and he let her right in.
Monica: (obviously attracted to him) Is-is-is there a-a Mrs. Stevens?