words in movies
Chandler: And! They like me more just because I was with ya! I think you repaired a lot of the damage from when they met Joey. And Doug wants us to play tennis with them. He's never even talked to me outside of work. Except for that time when we bumped into each other at that strip club. (She glares at him.) Strip church. Anyway, I'm gonna go try and find a racquet.
Rachel: Well yeah, I do, but I decided to take a long lunch and spend some time with my friend Monica. Y'know I-I feel that we don't talk anymore. How are you? What is new with you?
Janice: Oh! Okay! (To Ross) You, Mister Right Place at the Right Time, call me! (Does her famous, or is that infamous, laugh and exits.)
Ross: I just wanted to tell you something before you heard it from someone else and I hope this isn't too weird, but uh, I had uh, a thing with Janice. (He laughs, his real laugh this time.) What you're-you're not mad?
Erica: (To Chandler) We had a good time. By the way, I wanted to ask you something. It would really mean a lot to me, if the baby was a boy, that you name him after my father, Jiminy Billy Bob (Monica smiles at Chandler and his he looks shocked and scared, getting no support from his wife)
MONICA: You know, the guys are probably having a great time.
Joey: Hey-hey-hey! So, how did it go with Dana? Any reason I should leave a block of time open say Thursday?
Maitre d': I'm sorry. Christmas is a very busy time, sir.
Ross: Yes, yes it is. Its uh (Aunt Millie uses this opportunity to grab Ross and kiss him on the lips. After she leaves Ross quickly wipes his mouth with a napkin.) Every time on the lips! Why?! Why on lips?!
Ross: Noooo!!! Every time!!!
Monica to Amy: So. Welcome. Is this your first time you're seeing Emma?
Rachel: So you guys go, have a really good time.
[Time lapse, Rachel is coming back from Chandler and Joey's.]
Monica: Chandler theres nothing wrong with crying! I mean you dont have to be so macho all the time.
Phoebe: Yeah, this book was light years ahead of its time.
(They hug and then kiss one more time.)
Ross: Well uh, yknow what? Even if she doesnt know anything, I do! I have a son. And his mother and I didnt live together, and whenever he was with me I took care of him all the time, by myself.
Monica: Okay, I-Im sorry. You and Joey, your both focusing on this uncomfortable thing, what you need to do is to change the subject. Next time you see him try to get him talking about something else.
Rachel: That was one time, Ross, and they were only like 5 milligrams.
Phoebe: Maybe because you never listen to anything that I say. I talk about her all the time! DENISE!!!!!
Estelle: Yeah, what time do you wanna pick me up? (Joey hangs up on her.) Hello?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, time has passed. The five are sitting around the coffee table talking.]
Phoebe: Yeah... And that physique! You must work out all the time...
Mr. Geller: Boy, bad time to say the wrong name, huh Ross?
Phoebe: Okay, so... allright... Which dress? (she holds up two 'Phoebe' dresses, Rachel and Monica look at them... taking their time, don't wanting to hurt Phoebe) You can say "neither".
Ginger: Its okay if it bothers you. Really. I mean the only thing I need to know is: How much it bothers you? because I dont like wasting my time. Am I wasting my time?
Chandler: (on phone) Yes, Fran. I know what time it is, but I'm looking at the WENUS and I'm not happy!... (Listens) Oh, really, really, really? Well, let me tell you something... you will care about it, because I care about it! You got it? Good! (slams phone down, then leans back and realizes what just happened) Whooooaaaa....
(He starts taking his time opening it. Finally Monica snaps.)
Chandler: Tell it to the Time Turtle!
Rachel: Oh no, I know that. I know that. Although, we made a joke that we spend so much time together he should call me his work wife.
Phoebe: (on phone) 'Right, well look, um, if Joey loses this audition, that is it for Estelle. I don't care! Annie you are a doll, what time can you see him?' (to Monica) I need a pen. (Chandler hands her one, but she needs something to right on, so she tilts Chandler's head over and writes on the back of his neck)
RACHEL: Time is money my friend?
Monica: No time for that!
Phoebe: (to Rachel) Ok, I just wanna be really sure this time. Andie McDowell's the girl from Four Weddings and a Funeral, right?
ROSS: Any time. [He doesn't want to let her go]
Cecilia: That is a tricky one. Well, Joey I really wanna thank you. Youve, well you made a very difficult time for me a little less painful.
Chandler: I could use the money; it could give me time to write.
Phoebe: Yeah, from now on everyone you lurk, I'm gonna lurk first! You move on to someone else, I'm gonna be one step ahead of you, every single time! And then I'll be on your ass every hour of every day 'til Monday, because that's when I go home. When do you leave?
Ross: You? You! Want to watch Ben? (in the background Monica mouths Dont worry, Ill be here the whole time. to Ross.) Yes! Thatd be great, no, I just wanted to ask Monica, because I know how empty her life is. (Monica sarcastically mouths Yeah! and holds up her thumb.)
RACHEL: Yeah, when I was in the bathroom I saw the window that I crawled out of at my wedding, and God, I just started thinking that I shouldn't be here, you know I shouldn't, people are going to be looking at me and judging me and, and thinking about the last time.
FRANK: Yeah, he loved stilts. One time I was upstairs, I was stealing cigarettes out of my mom's purse, and uh, all of a sudden I look over and there's my dad's head bobbing past the window. He just had this big smile on his face and he was waving 'cause he was always happiest when he was on his stilts.
Phoebe: Yeah, that was Leslie calling again to see if we can get back together. Thats the twentieth time today! And good luck Leslie!
Rachel: You know, this happens all the time to my computer at work.
Rachel: Joey! The baby is kicking for the first time! Will you please come feel this?!
Amy and Rachel at same time: Sorry.
Rachel: No, so I dont have to get married until Im 33! Thats three years, thats three whole yearsOh, wait a minute though. Ill need a year and a half to plan the wedding, and Id like to know the guy for a year, year and a half before we get engaged Which means I need to meet the guy by the time Im thirty.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Ross, Monica, and now Chandler are still playing catch. The guys are exhausted and sitting around the room. Monica is still standing all pumped up and being hyper-competitive yet again. {Okay! We get it! She's competitive!! Must we see all the time?!}]
Joey: Hey Ross. This probably isn't the best time to bring it up, but you have to throw a party for Monica.
Monica: Honey, umm I-I love you, (laughs) but umm, if you call our wedding a party one more time, you may not get invited. Okay? (Laughs) Listen, we could always earn more money, okay? But uh, were only gonna get married once.
Monica: Were going to Las Vegas to see your dad. Its time you two talked, and I want to get to know my father-in-law.
Monica: I promise you, next time I will absolutely tell you.
Ross: Somehow over time it got easier to be apart from you.
Ross: Thats right, I love you! And-and Im gonna play with you all the time.
JOEY: Wow, talk about your bad luck, I mean, the first time you try panties and someone walks off with your clothes.
Chandler: I can save you time ladies, I'm right here.
RACHEL: Okay, now that is the third time someone has said something like that to me today.
Monica: Do you wanna do it at the same time?
Phoebe: Oh, he needed some time to grieve.
David: Really? Because I think about you all the time.
Rachel: What Phoebe? Wait! One time he caught me smoking he said if he ever saw me doing that again hed make me eat the entire pack.
Joey's Doctor: Are you ready? It's time to try peeing. (Joey makes a face like he is trying to pee.) Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait! It's almost time to try peeing. (Points at the bottle Joey is to pee into.)
Ross: Please take your time, its an important decision. Not like, say, I know! deciding to marry someone, this is about a muffin.
Rachel: Okay, but if it only happened that one time, how come we found your underwear in our apartment the other day?
Phoebe: All the time when you're cooking.
Sally: It's hard isn't it? There's almost no time for a social life. I mean, where are you gonna meet someone?
Monica: Probably the only time I'll ever say this, but did you see the ass on her?
Richard: Oh shoot! Maybe next time. (yawns) Thanks for a lovely evening. (shows her out)
Joey: How about zero down and zero a month for a long, long time?
Mr. Geller: Oh, I dont think that. Before today I never thought of you two having sex at all. It was a simpler time.
JADE: Well there really wasn't much time to get used to it, you know what I mean?
MONICA: Tell him that you haven't seen your wife in a long time.� Tell him that having a long-distance relationship is really difficult.� Tell him that what little time we have is precious.
Rachel: Well, first of all, Paulo and I are not back together. It was just a stupid thing I did, and if I could go back in time and do it again, well, I wouldn't. Um, second of all (Ross is laughing), what?
Rachel: (starts crying and speaking at the same time, making it almost impossible to understand what she's saying) I wouldn't know what I'm gonna do without you...
Phoebe: Noooo! Ok, maybe if we just break it down. Ok, let's try at one syllable at a time. Ok? So repeat after me. "je".
Chandler: Hmm, lets see if it comes up this time. (He looks at his cards and shrugs.)
Ross: Hey hey, we'll be fine. We're just gonna need a little time.
[Time lapse, Ross and Joey are eating Rachels disaster.]
Joey: Her first cookie? She has cookies all the time!
Ross: Yeah I-I dont-I dont think Im quite there yet, but I could say I looove spending time with you.
MONICA: The muscles from Brussels, wham bam Van Damme, did you see Time Cop?
Monica screaming at Ross: Forget the bubblewrap! There isn't time!
David: Hi! I-i-is this a bad time?
CHANDLER: No he's, he's alright, just uh, he spends most of his time in his room.
Ross: Ok, Michelle, it�s time to go.
Chandler: All right, I'll tell ya what, the next time you ask me a question like that I'll lie.
Benjamin: I never should have broken up with you. I think about you all the time. I mean, do you ever still think about me?
Monica: Wow, really? One time he just looked at my bra and it popped open.
Chandler: Cheese, its smelly. You must smell a lot of the time too.
Ross: Well I had a great time! Umm, Chancy on the other hand
Rachel: Yeah and honey I promise next time that I will just say good-bye and tell em youre not looking for a relationship.
Charlie: If you have the time, I'd really appreciate the help.
Janine: (entering from her room) Monica! Chandler! Im really-really sorry about tonight. I dont know if Joey told you; I just couldnt get out of going to this play. Im sorry. Have a great time.
Chandler: No. But uh, Joey has, and I usually talk to them in the morning time.
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, time lapse, Chandler is fully dressed and slowly walking out of the bedroom with a distressed look on his face.]
Ross: Yes! Yes! I mean it's-it's kinda far from work, but uh, y'know, I'll get so much done on the commute. I-I've been given the gift of time!
Monica: I guess, in time.
Rachel: Excuse me, sir. Hi, you come in here all time. I was just wondering, do you think there's a possibility that you could give me an advance on my tips?
Monica: Come on! Come on! Hurry! Were running out of time! Huddle up!
[Time lapse: Ross looks likes he's been trying to fix his computer but just closes it as if giving up]
Rachel: It's not the time Charlie.
Monica: Im just saying its been a really long time for you. I mean, women have needs. Do it, get yours!
Phoebe: Yes! I do! All the time! I love them! Oh my God! I did it! Its me! Its me! I burned down the house! I burned down the house!
Charlie: I had a great time.
Ross: Youre not getting away this time mister! Unless you want that ass kicking we talked about!