words in movies
Chandler: Yes, I did. I told it to Dan at work, and he said it was the funniest joke hed ever heard.
Rachel: Honey, honey, Im sorry, I know its our anniversary but I told you on the phone I dont have time to stop.
MONICA: And then he told me he would run away with me, and he didn't. [throws water in his face]
Rachel: O-okay, now see, you never ever ever told us that...
Cecilia: Who told you that?
Rachel: Ross, see! I told you, those swings are evil! Alright, that is it. That is the last time Emma is getting on one of those things for her entire life.
Monica: So I, I told Rachel it was just gonna be the two of us.
Ross: Okay, y'know how you told me I should do whatever it takes to fix my marriage?
Monica: Your mother told you this?
ROB: And you know why? Because you told the truth, and nobody ever tells kids the truth.You were incredible.
Chandler: Oh, is this about you-you dating the nurse? Yeah, Joey already told me, and I am so-so fine. I mean, you and I we're just, y'know, we're nothing, we're goofin' around.
Rachel: Yeah, I told you to give Emily whatever she wants.
Monica: Thats also like the tenth time you told us.
Monica: Yeah. Anyway, he told me about your apartment. And, um, I couldn't sleep, thinking about it. So, uh, would it be okay if I cleaned it?
Ross: Yeah, well, does he look upset? Does he look like he was just told to shove anything?
Phoebe: Ah! Well! There you go! Last to know again! And I'm guessing... since nobody told me... this is Paolo.
Phoebe: You told them he was missing?
Joey: Thats what you told me.
Ross: No the-the sad thing is, if you had told him how you felt before you kissed her, knowing Joey, he probably just wouldve just stepped aside.
Ross: The lie you just told.
Ross: So I told Carl, Nobody, no matter how famous their parents are, nobody is allowed to climb on the dinosaur. But of course this went in one ear and out.....
Monica: I know! It's just that ever since high school Rachel was the one person I told everything too. Y'know? I miss that so much now. She's my best friend.
[Scene: Phoebe Sr.s house, its right after she told Phoebe that shes her birth mother.]
Ross: Phoebe, I told her you already knew.
Paul: Yeah. But then I changed my mind. Im funny like that. So I told Lizzie, now Im telling you, I dont want you seeing my daughter anymore.
ESTELLE: Joey, I'm gonna tell you the same thing I told Al Minser and his pyramid of dogs. Take any job you can get and don't make on the floor.
MR. GELLER: Apparently, he told Johnny Shapiro that she's quite a girl. In fact, he told Johnny that he thinks he's falling in love with her.
Eric: She told me she was 25.
Chandler: No reason, except she told me.
Colleen: I would have told him to do it too.
Chandler: See? I told you.
Chandler: Hm-hmm, I told you! (Looks at the clock) I cant believe that Ive only got two hours before I call in sick for work.
Rachel: So Ross, we went out for two years, and you never told me you were in an I Hate Rachel club.
Phoebe: (entering, quietly) Wow, you told your dad the truth.
PHOEBE: Yeah, I talked to my grandma about the Old Yeller incident, and she told me that my mom used to not show us the ends of sad movies to shield us from the pain and sadness. You know, before she killed herself.
Joshua: Yeah, its-its my only weird thing, I swear. And I-I-I wouldve told you about it, but I didnt know they would be here.
[Scene: Ross and Carol's, Ross is trying to talk to Carol about what Phoebe told him.]
Chandler: (To Monica) You told her?!
CHAN: My diary! My diary, that's brilliant. I should have told her it was my diary, she never would have made me read her my diary.
Phoebe: Whoa-whoa-whoa! No drinks near the bucket! Set it down over there and then you can make a contribution! (The guy starts to walk away with a hurt look on his face.) And you can leave the hurt bunny look over there too! (Her boss and a co-worker walk up.) Hi Bob! (The same old lady from before walks bye.) (To the old lady.) I thought I told you to get outta here!
Phoebe: You told me you hate massages!
Monica: I mean, all Im asking for is just a little emotion! Is that too much to ask after six years?! I mean what? Are-are-are Rachel and I not as close as you guys?! I mean do we not have as much fun?! Dont I deserve a few tears?!! I mean we-we told Joey, he cried his eyes out!
ROSS: I told you there was going to be sub-titles.
Phoebe: So, what did Rachel say when you told her you were still married to her?
Rachel: Thats what I told him!
Chandler: I'll tell you what, for the rest of our lives, I'll be careful until told otherwise. <looks at china> hey wait a minute this isn't the china we picked out..
Monica: Carol called me to thank me for the lasagna, I asked, she told me.
MINDY: Well uh, after you ran out on your wedding, Barry's parents told people that you were sort of....insane.
Phoebe: (playing guitar and singing) And there's a country called Argentinaaaa, it's a place I've never seeeeen. But I'm told for fifty pesos you can buy a human spleen. Humaaan spleeeeen. Olè!
Joey: Okay. (he gets in the unit and closes the door) See?! I told ya!
DR. BURKE: No no. Henry's almost two and he's talking and everyting. Here. You know, the other day he told me he liked me better than his other grandpa. Now in all fairness his other grandpa's a drunk but still. . .
Chandler: You wanna talk about people's feelings? You should have heard how hurt professor Stern was yesterday when I told him I wouldn't be able to go with him to Key West!
Chandler: (angrily) Did she call? You-you told her I was sick right? Always tell her I am sick!
Phoebe: Yeah, I should have told you.
Joey: And Rachel. I would've told you but they made me promise not to tell!
Emily: I cant believe theyre doing that to him! I told them to go easy on him!
Chandler: Our balcony? Seriously? That's so funny because I told Monica we should put lights on our balcony. And she said"No, no. It's too cold, nobody will go out there." And I said "Maybe if we put some light out there they will"
Ross: Okay, how about you flew to London to stop my wedding! Ah, how about you told me you loved me after I was already married!
Joey: Yeah, I called the lady about that. I told her I was just joking. She was pretty nice about that.
Ross: I dont know, I told her it was stupid to put off the wedding just because the hall was gone and she liked flipped out.
Monica: No I told you I can't.
Ross: (not getting it) Yeah! Yeah! Rachel picked it out for me. She told me to trust her and you know what? I'm glad I did! I turned quite a few heads on my way over here.
Mona: Yeah? Well you still shoulda told me.
Colleen: I'll go get him in a second. By the way, you should know we haven't told him he's adopted yet.
Chandler: It was awful. To get out of going to dinner with Doug I told him that you and I split up. So then he took me to all these strip clubs and sleazy bars, and then when I wouldnt give him my wedding ring, he threw a soda can at a bird!
Joey: Shh. He did it. He told her off, and not just about the kiss, about everything.
Joey: I hate this woman!! I hate her! She told everyone in the company about that info-mercial, and now they all keep asking me to open their drinks. Okay, and whenever I cant do it, theyre all like-like laughing at me.
Rachel: No, he told me. He prefers to leave certain things to the imagination.
Joey: And Rachel. I would've told you but they made me promise not to tell!
Waiter: This is why I told the manager I wouldnt wait on you tonight! (Runs off.)
Ross: I told you about my daughter.
JOEY: I don't know how to tell you this but, uh . . . I think Monica's cheatin' on ya.� I told you shouldn't have married someone so much hotter than you.
Monica: But you told them you werent?
Amy: Myron. Hmm... I told you he was old!
Rachel: Ugh! Look honey yknow what? I havent told him yet, so until I do I dont think I should tell anybody else.
Ross: Well I told you it was Chandler who was smoking the pot but it was me. Im sorry.
Estelle: The one I told you about last week?
Colleen: You told him he's adopted?
Rachel: (talking on the phone) C'mon Daddy, listen to me! All of my life, everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe! You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!'. And today I just stopped and I said, 'What if I don't wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a- a purse, y'know? Or a- or a hat! No, I don't want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying that I am a ha- It's a metaphor, Daddy!
Phoebe: Well, I told you I had to spend all the day clearing out stuff, so Mike could move in.
Joey: Dont worry! Dont worry. I just told him, very nicely, "You dont go buying peoples babies, so back off!!"
Chandler: I dont know if Ive told you this, but hes kinda tried to get in contact with me a lot over the last few years
Krista: Nice to meet you. I wish you'd told me we were having company, I'd fix myself up!
Ross: Monica told me you had a blind date.
Monica: You're right. I'm sorry. I should've told you.
Monica: I told you! I am not coming to a naked wedding!
Ross: See, I told you!
TILLY: I gather by that oh that he told you about me.
PHOEBE: I told you not to do that yet. And, she wants to do a video.
Actress/Olivia: No, I told you...get out!
Chandler: You told us both we could be in the wedding? (they both stare at Rachel)
Ross: Well I I havent actually told her yet. I dont want to scare her off, yknow?
Rachel: Oh God, ohh, okay, y'know what, do you think ah, do you think that you just forget that I told you this?
VAN DAMME: 'Cause Rachel told me uh, you were dying to have a threesome with me and uh, Drew Barrymore. By the way, Drew has some groundrules and...
Monica: (answers the phone) Hello? (Listens.) (To Phoebe) It's Joey. (Phoebe's proud of herself.) (To Joey) I'm so glad you called! Chandler told me what happened. Y'know he's really upset about it.
Ross: Yeah, ever since you uh, told me that story about that bike I-I couldnt stop thinking about it. I mean, everyone should have a-a first bike, so
Chandler: Good, good. Listen, heh, I dunno what Shelley told you about me, but, uh... I'm not.
Monica: Look, I know that I shouldve told them. I know I shouldnt care what they think. Im sorry.
Boy in the Cape: My friend Lewis told me you were giving out money.
PHOEBE: I'm sorry Monica but I knew if I told you, you'd get really, like, judgemental and you would not approve.
Rachel: Oh honey, this is his office too. I told you we're Joanna's two assistants.