words in movies
[Scene: Caesar's Palace Casino, Chandler is looking for Monica while Tom Jones's signature song is playing in the background (Getting the theme yet? Tom Jones, Wayne Newton, casinos They're in Vegas people! Catch up!) It's Not Unusual, y'know, "It's not unusual to be loved by anyone! It's not unusual to have fun with anyone! But when I see you hanging about with anyone, it's not unusual to see me cry! I wanna die." Well, while that's playing he spots Monica playing craps and in victory hug the guy next to her. Chandler turns and walks out.]
Tom: Oh, actually I barely knew him. Yeah, I came because I heard Chandler's news. D'you know if he's seeing anyone?
(Phoebe opens the door and Tom, an older gentleman with white hair, enters.)
Tom: Hi, you're Chandler Bing, right? I'm Tom Gordon, I was in your class.
Tom: I'm sorry?
Guy: Hi! Its Tom, Im here to pick up the phone.
Danny: (returning, with a friend) Rachel, this is my friend Tom. (To Tom) This is the girl I told you about.
Tom: I'm gonna go talk to uh, a friend.
Tom: Sure.
Rachel: (turning and looking at Tom again) No-no they do but, you just have to wait.
Joey: Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman.
Tom: What? You... You... Oh! Can I ask you a personal question? Ho-how do you shave your beard so close?
Tom: Okay. Okay. (Exits and Phoebe checks him out.)
Tom: Sure!
Tom: Hi!
Tom: Umm, no.
Joey: Oh. Are you sure you don't want to come? Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan, they get mail and stuff.
Tom: No thats my assistant.
Tom: (before leaving) Hey, listen. Call me.
Mike: The woman I love... (he walks to Phoebe) I love you... Which is probably something I shouldn't say for the first time in front of my parents... and Tom and Sue...Who are by the way the most sinfully boring I've ever met in my life...
Chandler: (singing) Ground control to Major Tom! Commencing countdown engines on!
Bitsy: By the way, do you know who's moving back into town? Tom and Sue's daughter Jen.
Chandler: Some guy, Tom Gordon.
Tom: So you work at Bloomingdale's, huh? My mom calls it Bloomies.
Tom: So, which one of you lovely ladies am I going to take to dinner huh?
Theodore: Phoebe, these are our friends, Tom and Sue Angle.
Chandler: Ok! (shuts the door behind Tom)
Chandler: (entering) Oh good, okay, I can't take it anymore. I can't take it anymore. So you win, okay? Here! (Hands him the 50 bucks he's about to owe him.) Pheebs? Flying a jet? Better make it a spaceship so that you can get back to your home planet! And Ross, phone call for you today, Tom Jones, he wants his pants back! And Hornswoggle? What are you dating a character from Fraggile Rock?! (He sits down and sighs in relief.)
Rachel: Umm, well lets see uh, this one is Tom Brokaw.
Joey: Come on Pheebs! I cant take this anymore! Let-let me make it up to you. Huh? (Starts singing.) Ground control to Major Tom. Commencing countdown, engines on. Take your protein pills and put your helmet on!
Tom: Thanks... uh... I'm so sorry about Ross, it's...