words in movies
Rachel: Oh my God Phoebe, this is impossible! We cant do this by Friday! We have to find a place. We have to invite people! We have to get food! Theres just too much to do! Its impossible! We cant do it! We cannot do it! We cannot do it!
Rachel: Ah you went one too far. Uh, flowers or balloons?
Monica: Oh boy me too!
Cassie: Nice to meet you too.
Joey: Yeah! Yeah sure, just long as its handled tastefully and that barn is not too cold.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Joey is telling Monica what the casting director was trying to get too.]
Ross: Oh right. Right. Ooh, remember the time I uh, I pinned you down and tickled you til you cried? (She laughs) Were probably too old to do that now.
Joey: Kinda, but Ive just been having way too much fun.
Phoebe: I like waking up with you too. (Looks out the window) Oh! It's such a beautiful morning. (Some birds are singing outside the window) Oh, I can stay here all day.
Rachel: Oh my God. I cannot keep having this same fight over and over again, Ross, no, youre, youre, youre making this too hard.
Monica: (to Phoebe) You start working on that list. (She grabs her coat and leaves, too.)
(They all go into the kitchen. Just then, Rachel comes back from the bathroom; she had removed her dress and is wearing nothing but a lace nightie. She tries to find someplace seductive to wait for Joshua. She tries to sit on the piano, but it makes too much noise. So she goes over to the couch and kinda half lays down to wait for Joshua. Joshua comes in from the kitchen, sees Rachel, and freezes.)
Charlie: Ooh... Is it because of what might be on the bedspread, because I saw that news report too, with the infra red and the ... I could just...
Rachel: Yeah actually, I think were gonna take off too. We rented a movie.
Chandler: Oh-aw my God! Now, I understand if you never want to sleep with me again, but that would be wrong. We're too good! We owe it, to sex!
Rachel: (laughs) I knew that! I knew that! I was just messin with you too!
CHANDLER: It's Joey.� (He answers it, holding it out so that Monica can hear too.)� Hey Joe.
Joey: Uhhh, mine too! Yeah.
(She looks at Ross, a bit ashamed. Chandler mimes "big breasts" to Ross and lip syncs "Wow". Ross looks at him, astonished and then Monica looks at Chandler again. A little too late he changes the "big breasts" mime into "rocking a baby". When he realizes Monica might have seen it he also strokes his imaginary baby's head.)
Chandler: Oh I used too, but then Joey thought it would be fun to go to Central Park and hit rocks at bigger rocks. (He starts to leave and stops an entering Rachel.) Hey Rach, do you have a tennis racquet?
Chandler: Sorry, I just dont like the idea of when I say, "I do," hes thinking, "Yeah, Id do her too!"
Gary: No, it's too soon for you guys.
Chandler: Yeah, hes really excited about it too, he even recorded show times on his answering machine.
MONICA: You need one too?
Joey: Hey! Im an (does the quote-marks thing as well) actor too! Im not sure. I think theyre taking the ferry out to some Italian place on Staten Island.
Monica: Me too!
Joey: Yeah. I am sorry he's not here too, but I got to say, (takes some nachos from a plate on the seat where Chandler should have been) I am really enjoying Nacho Chair.
Monica: Joey, you dont have too!
Nancy: Rachel we tried to quit, but it was too hard!
Phoebe: Okay, then maybe I can come too!
Monica: Too strong for me?
Janine: Me too.
Monica: I know what you mean. You're like a sister to me too.
Rachel: Ross, it's too hard.
Phoebe: Ohh! Okay, Im going to have to kick her ass too.
Chandler: Yes, but I-I uh, dont have too.
Jill: (laughs) Me too.
Jill: You think so too?
Woman: What do you mean? Yesterday you said I was too pretty to pay for stuff!
Mr. Treeger:: Yeah, but yknow, I think the reason were not getting that spin right is because my apartments too small.
Phoebe: What? Oh, are you pregnant too?!
Phoebe: (crying) Yeah me too.
Jill: You asked him too?!
Phoebe: What else do they add smell too?
Monica: Yeah, me too! (Runs and grabs her 3-ring binder of ideas.)
Rachel: Ohh, I would love too.
Joey: Oh no, not you too!
Rachel: Ohh! Me too!
Joey: I hate Pottery Barn too. They kicked me out of there just because I sat on a bed!
Carol: Oh, me too.
Joey: Okay, you watch too much TV.
Chandler: I dont know. (He picks the chick up and turns it over, trying to determine the sex of the chick, and blows on it.) I cant tell, what ever it was went back in too quickly.
Ross: Yeah, kinda. Its this woman from work. I hope that wont be too weird. Will it, Rach?
Monica: Yeah, me too.
Ross: Okay. Yeah, I guess, I guess I could do that too.
Joey: No, still too ethnic. My agent thinks I should have a name that's more neutral.
LITTLE BULLY: I just took your hat. See, I can be funny too. My, my joke is that I, I took your hat.
Rachel: Well, Ill ask him for you, if you want me too?
Ross: I just wanted to tell you something before you heard it from someone else and I hope this isn't too weird, but uh, I had uh, a thing with Janice. (He laughs, his real laugh this time.) What you're-you're not mad?
Janine: They said stuff to me too, yknow!
Joanna: Oh yes, well theres the coffee too. (to the committee) Rachel can carry two things at once!
Rachel: Oh! I used to do that too!
Monica: Me too. (they all leave)
Joey: Me too.
Mr. Geller: I always thought that too. Tell me, what does your father do?
Joey: Oh thats too bad. Ive kinda been saving up. (She just looks at him in horror.) Uh, are you sure theres no studies I can participate in?
Phoebe: I think so too. And that little flap? Great for holding my lipstick.
Phoebe: Me too!
Paul: Good to see you too!
Chandler: Me too.
Chandler: Yeah, sure. What do you need? We got lace, satin, sateen, raffia, gingham, felt, (Pause) and I think my testacles may be in here too.
Phoebe: Dont feel too sorry for me. At least my boyfriend isnt gay.
Monica: Do you remember that jacket that you love so much, that you thought was too expensive?
Monica: Hey Rach, what about this? (She holds up a chrome 5-point star.) Huh? Who-who gets this? See, I dont know if I want it because it might be yknow, too many memories!
Monica: What are you up too?
(Richard squishes a little too hard and some lands on his shirt.)
Rachel: Yeah me too.
Monica: Well, my breasts are going to get bigger weather you like it or not! And you know what? It's not just my breasts. My ass is going to get bigger too.
Rachel: Okay, hold on real quick, hold on a second let me just uh, (sits on the counter and buttons her sweater to show some cleavage) get a little more comfortable here. Wait, now wait a second, this isnt too revealing is it?
The Smoking Woman: Who are you talking too?
Phoebe: Sure! I feel so bad for you; I broke my leg once too.
Joey: Look I dont know this baby. I dont know if shes a famous artist or not. You know, and I dont want to be a jerk but youre changing too much around here.
Phoebe: Listen, I feel really badly about yesterday and I thought about it a lot and, and I know, I was too impatient. SO lets try it again.
Joey: I've been trying for two days. When I called the restaurant, they said she was too busy to talk. I can't believe she's blowin' me off.
Phoebe: Thats not why youre going! Youre going because you hope hes gonna say, "Yeah, I love you too, Rach. Forget that British chippy."
Joey: Yknow what you guys? Im uh, Im gonna go too. And uh, Im sorry about everything.
Joey: Well, maybe I can help. (he grabs her head passionately, closes his eyes and kisses... Ross in Rachel's dress! He realises it too late, and when he does, pushes Ross's/Rachel's head away)
Rachel: Pheebs, I can't believe he hasn't kissed you yet. I mean God, by my sixth date with Paolo, I mean he had already named both my breasts! ...Ooh. Did I just share too much?
JOEY: Yeah, and she's really nice too. She taught me all about how to work the cameras, and smell-the-fart acting.
Ross: What? (Excited) A-ohh! (Realizes) Ohh. Oh thats right thats right. Thats Richards favorite place too.
Monica: Umm, I think I spoke too quickly. There-theres a learning curve with this job and maybe we can try it again.
Monica: Oh good, I think so too. Pheebs?
Joey: Well, hes too shy, he doesnt thing hes good enough to dance with girls yet.
Rachel: Me too!
Rachel: Well yknow, we did other stuff too. (Joey and Chandler start to giggle.)
Joey: I cant believe she would say that too you.
Janine: Oh, sorry about that stuff hanging in there. It's just my thongs are too delicate for the dryer.
Joey: I couldn't even if I wanted too.
Joey: (to the screen) Shoot! Shoot! Shoot! Shoot, or just fall down. That's good too.
Joey: Me too. I mean I havent thought at all about how I put myself out there and said all that stuff and how you didnt feel the same way about me and-and how it was really awkward.
Joey: Can I tell you something? Me too.
Phoebe: Oh my God! Youre right! Go! (Monica starts to leave.) Go tell Chandler! Hurry before its too late! Wait no! (Monica stops.) Does this also mean putting out doesnt get you love? (Monica is shocked.)
Monica: Well, I know that would make Joey happy, so, I would like that too.
Joey: (sadly) There will come a time in each of your careers when youll have a chance to screw over another soap opera actor. I had such an opportunity in the recent, present. And Im ashamed to say that I took it, I advised a fellow actor to play a role, homosexually. Yeah, we both auditioned for the part, and uh, as it turned out, they ah, they liked the stupid gay thing and cast him. And now, hes got a two year contract opposite Susan Luchhi, the first lady of daytime television, and me, me Im stuck here teaching a bunch of people, most of whom are too ugly to even be on TV. Im sorry, Im sorry, Im sorry. (he gets a huge round of applause from his students.) Thank you.
Ross: It's too cold.
Monica: Don't get too attached, she's having it cremated.
MONICA: [enters] Honey. Uh, not to sound too Florence Henderson but, dinner's on the table.