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[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. The scene starts where we took off in the last episode with Ross seeing Joey and Rachel kissing. Rosss tares at them.]
Ross: So you took off my pants and shoes?
Ross: Okay, okay, awkward question. The hospital knows you took two, right?
Chandler: How long it took to go back in the water?
Ross: Jill, how did you pay for all this? I thought your dad took away your credit card.
Cassie: It took you that long to figure it out, huh?
Ross: (surprised) Huh, I took a shot there.
PHOE: Well, I finally took your advice and asked him what was going on.
Rachel: (looking into one of her shopping bags) Oh no! I took one of Ross' bags by mistake, and one of mine is missing.
Missy: So how come it took you so long to ask me out?
Chandler: Yes, but this is Pete. Okay? Hes not like other people, on your first date he took you to Rome. For most guys thats like a third or fourth date kinda thing.
Ross: It took two people to break up this relationship!!
Ross: Yknow what? Shed-shed love this. (Picks up a model of the Saturn V rocket, thats the one that took man to the moon.) Uh, its an exact replica of Apollo 8. I made it in the sixth grade.
Joey: No! She had the ring on, she seemed so excited, and then she took her breast out.
Phoebe: No, no, no, we’re not having a big reception, we took the money we were gonna spend on a wedding and we donate them to the children charity.
Chandler: Okay, last night at dinner, when the meals came, she put half her chicken piccata on my plate and took my tomatoes.
Rachel: All right, I took them. But I figured it would be okay because you got a big ink stain on the crotch.
Rachel: Uh, he took the SAT's for me.
Phoebe: (crossing her fingers and closing her eyes) Please dont be a space ship. Please dont be a space ship. (She turns on the light and looks around and finds that its the smoke detector thats beeping.) Oh thank God! (She moves a chair over and starts to investigate how to make the beeping turn off, in frustration she yanks the thing off of the wall. She sets it down and heads for bed, just as she gets there it beeps again. She opens the cover and removes the battery, but it still beeps.) How could you be beeping?! I just disconnected you! I took out your battery! How can
Erica: Yeah. It's a sonogram they took of the baby last week. I thought you might want to see it. (gives it to Monica, who looks at it for a long time, and then shows it to Chandler)
Phoebe: Okay. Okay, let's say I bought a really great pair of shoes. Do you know what I'd hear, with every step I took? 'Not-mine. Not-mine. Not-mine.' And even if I was happy, okay, and, and skipping- 'Not-not-mine, not-not-mine, not-not-mine, not-not-mine'...
Chandler: Oh I do! Op, no, wait a minute, I took it out of my shirt when I put it on this morning.
Phoebe: Oh, come on! Yes, remember that time on the frozen lake? We were playing chess, you said I was boring, and then you took off your energy mask and you were Cameron Diaz! (Realizes) Okay, there's a chance this may have been a dream.
Ross: Alright, I panicked, alright? She took me by surprise. You know, but it wasn't a total loss. I mean, we ended up cuddling.
{Transcribers Note: She puts the key into the ignition, which is on the left side of the steering wheel. Does anyone know why that is? Its a tradition left over from Porsches racing history. The worlds greatest endurance race is the 24 Hours of LeMans. Which is in France and runs for 24 hours straight from noon on Saturday through the dark of night and finishes at noon on Sunday. In the 60s LeMans had a unique start where the drivers would actually start the race outside of the car and across the track. At the start of the race, the drivers would run across the track, get in the car, buckle up, start the car, and drive off. Porsche wanted to reduce the amount of time that took. Since all cars to that point had the ignition switches on the right side of the steering wheel, that required the drivers to use their right hand to grab the seat-belts, put the car in gear and start it. The drivers left hand did nothing. Porsche in order to save a few seconds in a 24-hour race; moved the ignition switches to the left side of the steering wheel so that the driver could start the car with his left hand while grabbing the seat-belts with his right hand. Thats why every Porsche car built since then has the ignition on the left side of the steering wheel.}
Rachel: Then we took a walk down to Bendall's, and I told him not to, but he got me a little bottle of Chanel...
[The next flashback is from The One With Ross's New Girlfriend. Chandler is telling Ross and Joey that Joey's tailor took advantage of him.]
Rachel: (really excited) Great!! It was very, very nice to meet you sir--Ow! Hey! What are you doing?! Are you crazy! (He took out that thing they use to look at people's retinas and looked at Rachel's when she was shaking his hand causing her to flinch and scream at him.)
Monica: Wow! It took you all night to come up with that plan?!
Ross: No-no, I took them from the hotel lobby. Yeah, they think they can charge me for some dirty movie and a bag of Mashuga nuts, they got another think coming. (Starts to leave.) Hey! My sweater! Ive been looking for this for like a month!
Phoebe: Yeah, but then Jacques Cousteau came and he kicked his ass for betraying me! It was soo cool! Then, he took me diving and he introduced me to his pet seahorse, who, by the way, was totally coming on to me, and please, that is not gonna happen.
Chandler: I did! But the store wouldnt take her back! So then I took her to the shelter, and you know what I found out?
Bonnie: Hi! My boss let me off early, so I took the train.
Monica: Thats right! Maybe its time you took a good hard look at a mirror young lady old lady lady!
Rachel: No, it's just... look, you know, when I first moved to the city I was a lot like her! I was spoiled, self-centered and you guys really took care of me.
Hayley: so it was kind of a shock after 25 years of marriage my parents, a perfect couple getting divorced, I kinda took it the hardest cause I was the youngest.
RACHEL: Only 'cause you took up half the circle.
Phoebe: Yeah. Well, we called everyone in your phone book and bunch of people came, but it took us so long to get you here that they-they had to leave.
Joey: Yeah and wed go check it out, but you took away our keys.
Ross: That only took me an hour.
Ross: Well uh, yknow what? Even if she doesnt know anything, I do! I have a son. And his mother and I didnt live together, and whenever he was with me I took care of him all the time, by myself.
Ross: Yeah, see.. you took mine. Chandler, what about you?
Phoebe: I know, I took it hard too.
Ross: And for the record, it took two people to break up this relationship!!
Rachel: Nope. We took her to lunch.
Joey: Well I tried, but people kept coming in and then you took your breast out!
Joey: Why would I do that? It took three guys to get the thing in there!
Ken: That�s right. Is it true, that the reason you are here in Tulsa is that you fell asleep in a meeting and took the job without realizing what you were saying yes to?
Rachel: No, actually I took it off then I drew it back on.
Chandler: (visibly upset) He took my joke, he took it.
Rachel: Oh it was great! It was great! I went down there just like you said, y'know? And we talked business. Kim totally took my opinions.
Ross: Yeeeeeep Yep-yep-yep-yep-yep. I remember when she took out on her dads boat she wouldnt let me help at all.
Ross: Yeah-yeah, except Apollo 8 didnt actually land on the moon. But you-you-you could write that umm, your love lets me orbit the moon twice and return safely. (Apollo 8 was the first one that orbited the moon and the one that read the Christmas Story from the orbit of the moon on Christmas Eve, 1968. They also took the famous Earthrise picture of the Earth rising over the moon.)
Chandler: Is not as important as the fact that Phoebe took care of the babies all by herself.
Ross: So they ah, they all took off, it was pretty hard watching them go, y'know?
Phoebe: I think she took it pretty well. You know Paolo's over there right now, so...
Phoebe: Yeah! Well, I really liked that Lamaze class I took! Y'know and this time I thought I'd go for something, y'know a little more intellectual, with a less painful final exam.
Monica: We took a cab. Did you guys walk?
Chandler: Joey's tailor...took advantage of me.
Chandler: This took you all day?!
Chandler: (entering from bathroom, with an issue of Cosmo) All right, I took the quiz, and it turns out, I do put career before men. (to Joey) Get up.
MONICA: Oh, gosh, this is so weird. I mean, his whole life was in this apartment, and now it's gone. You know, I think it would be nice if we just took a few moments, for Mr. Heckles. I mean, he was kind of a pain, he was, but, he was a person. You're all going to hell.
Ross: Uh-huh. Well, when the psychiatrist told me I had to take a leave of absence because I yelled at my boss I started to get worked up again, so he offered me a tranquilizer. And I thought was a good idea so, I took it.
Rachel: Yeah! You and that girl from that copy place, which yesterday you took full responsibility for!!
Phoebe: You know what? You are right. I am gonna quit. It's time I took my life back!
Joey: (sadly) There will come a time in each of your careers when youll have a chance to screw over another soap opera actor. I had such an opportunity in the recent, present. And Im ashamed to say that I took it, I advised a fellow actor to play a role, homosexually. Yeah, we both auditioned for the part, and uh, as it turned out, they ah, they liked the stupid gay thing and cast him. And now, hes got a two year contract opposite Susan Luchhi, the first lady of daytime television, and me, me Im stuck here teaching a bunch of people, most of whom are too ugly to even be on TV. Im sorry, Im sorry, Im sorry. (he gets a huge round of applause from his students.) Thank you.
Joey: I still cant believe they took away my key. You trust me with yours.
Joey: No-no, this only took five minutes. I spent the rest of the day coming up with new, Ultimate Fireball. (Takes out a bowling ball and a propane torch.) Ha-ha!
Monica: She and Phoebe took the stripper to the hospital.
CHANDLER: Oh, no no no, she took off with my clothes.
Joey: (entering wearing nothing but Porsche clothes) So the Porsche guy took his car back.
Monica: Of course it was! Trust me, when it comes to psychology I know what I'm talking about. I took two psych classes in college.
Rachel: They took Ben to the park. Where've you been?
Ross: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on, come on, what. You took his underwear?
JOEY: Phoebs, that's OK. You took a big step today.
EDDIE: We took a road trip to Las Vegas man.
Phoebe: So wow, it looks like you took care of everything. Thanks a lot, co-host.
Ross: And somebody took a shot at me!
Phoebe: Oh my God, they took my idea!
Rachel: They wanna know if I'm okay. Okay.. they wanna know if I'm okay, okay, let's see. Well, let's see, the FICA guys took all my money, everyone I know is either getting married, or getting promoted, or getting pregnant, and I'm getting coffee! And it's not even for me! So if that sounds like I'm okay, okay, then you can tell them I'm okay, okay?
CHANDLER: Now I know it's been awhile, but I took it as a good sign.
Joey: I took a shot.
Ross: You took my watch?
Gary: Yeah, we took a little stroll in the park and no one was around, so
Phoebe: That’s it? That’s why you won’t go out with her again? So, she took some fries, big deal!
Chandler: I did break up with her! She just took it really, really well!
Monica: (To Rachel) He took off?
Ross: N No! We took a cab too, but I did test runs!
Rachel: Oh you know what? When I was a little girl I had a little pink pony named Cotton. Oh I loved her so much, I took her everywhere, I would braid her tail...
Mr. Geller: Oh, yeah you loved that glove! You took it every place you went. You never went any place without that glove.
Rachel: Yeah. Yeah. Definitely, well it definitely took me by surprise, but Im okay.
Rachel: Hi, uh, nothing. That horrible woman just took my machine.
Monica: Yknow, you called me that before so I-I took the liberty of fashioning a star out of aluminum foil. Now, no pressure, you like my cookies, you give me the star. (Hands it to her.)
RACHEL: And then Jean-Claude took me to that place Crossroads and that's where we hung out with Drew Barrymore.
Mike: Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Is this, hot Rachel, that you took to the Christmas party, Rachel?
Joey: (looking through a deck of cards) Aww, man, he took the five of spades!! Oh, no-no-no, here it is!
Joey: Yeah, I figure they'll love it at the new house, you know? It has that big backyard. And then, when they get old, they can go to that special farm that Chandler took the other chick and duck to.
Monica: What took you so long?
Ross: Hey where-where are the pictures that creepy pretzel vendor took of us together?
Monica: Oh, well dont take it to the same place you took the stereo, cause theyve had that thing for over a week.
CHANDLER: The mean guys at the coffee house took my hat.
Ross: ....right? Right? I mean its pretty unbelievable y'know, I mean they just took off, took off without even looking back. Y'know I dont, I dont need them, huh, Ive got you guys now as friends, you and Susan.