words in movies
Joey: Hey, if you need a tour guide... (point to himself)
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Ross, and Chandler are making a pit stop on their party tour.]
Mr. Waltham: (drunkenly) The next tour of the wine cellar will plan in two in-in minutes
Monica: Oh, thank you. Would you like a tour?
Joey: No, not really. They give you all the information, its uh, its like memorizing a script. (Making like a tour guide) "And on your left, you have Tyrannosaurus Rex, a carnivore from the Jurassic period.
Tour Guide: Im Rhonda, (motions to her breasts) and these arent real! (Joey and Ross look at each other, shocked)
Tour Guide: Op, this is saved. (Joey wonders why) Gift shop.
Tour Guide: Thats just the way it is.
Jay Leno: (on TV) Alright, so now you're doing this whole book tour thing, how is that going?
Tour Guide: You mean Dr. Geller?
Joey: Oh, ah, tour guide at the museum. Yeah, Ross got it for me.
Another Tour Guide: (standing up and removing his coat) Im Ted, and I just moved here a month ago, and New York really scares me.
Ross: But hey, its not just me, I mean the scientists and the tour guides never sit together.
Tour Guide: Oh, he wont sit here. Only the people in the white coats sit over there, (Points to there table) and only the people in the blue blazers sit here.
[Scene: A Cabin in the Woods, Elizabeth is giving Ross a tour.]
Bitsy: Well thank you, I'll give you a tour later. It's actually three floors.
[Scene: The museum cafeteria, Joey is eating with the tour guides as Ross enters.]
(They leave on the tour and Rachel goes to follow them but Phoebe stops her and drags her into the kitchen.)
[Scene: The museums worker cafeteria, Joey is eating lunch with the rest of the tour guides. Another tour guide tries to sit down in a seat Joey saved for Ross.]
Monica: Oh my God! Oh my God! (She frantically tries to clean up the bedroom as Richard starts the tour.)
Richards Date: Well, I just wanted to see where you lived. Now, give me the tour.
Rachel: Well, how can you be a tour guide, dont you have to be a dinosaur expert or something?
Tour Guide: Maybe its crazy in a perfect world, a world without lab coats and blazers, but you not in a perfect world, you in a museum now. See that scientist in the classes, he and I used to play together all the time in grade school, but now (Turns around) Peter! Hey, Peter! Its me Rhonda! From PS-129! I shared my puddin which you man! I gave you my Snack Pack! (to Joey) See, he pretend he dont even here me!
[Scene: The museum, Joey is giving a tour to a bunch of school kids.]
Rachel: OH! And the year before that, when you set up that nighttime tour of that button factory?
Phoebe: And that horrible museum tour!