words in movies
[Scene: A Cabin in the Woods, Elizabeth is giving Ross a tour.]
Joey: No, not really. They give you all the information, its uh, its like memorizing a script. (Making like a tour guide) "And on your left, you have Tyrannosaurus Rex, a carnivore from the Jurassic period.
Mr. Waltham: (drunkenly) The next tour of the wine cellar will plan in two in-in minutes
Another Tour Guide: (standing up and removing his coat) Im Ted, and I just moved here a month ago, and New York really scares me.
Tour Guide: Op, this is saved. (Joey wonders why) Gift shop.
Tour Guide: You mean Dr. Geller?
Monica: Oh, thank you. Would you like a tour?
Tour Guide: Im Rhonda, (motions to her breasts) and these arent real! (Joey and Ross look at each other, shocked)
Jay Leno: (on TV) Alright, so now you're doing this whole book tour thing, how is that going?
Tour Guide: Thats just the way it is.
Joey: Oh, ah, tour guide at the museum. Yeah, Ross got it for me.
Bitsy: Well thank you, I'll give you a tour later. It's actually three floors.
[Scene: The museum cafeteria, Joey is eating with the tour guides as Ross enters.]
Ross: But hey, its not just me, I mean the scientists and the tour guides never sit together.
Monica: Oh my God! Oh my God! (She frantically tries to clean up the bedroom as Richard starts the tour.)
Rachel: Well, how can you be a tour guide, dont you have to be a dinosaur expert or something?
Richards Date: Well, I just wanted to see where you lived. Now, give me the tour.
Tour Guide: Maybe its crazy in a perfect world, a world without lab coats and blazers, but you not in a perfect world, you in a museum now. See that scientist in the classes, he and I used to play together all the time in grade school, but now (Turns around) Peter! Hey, Peter! Its me Rhonda! From PS-129! I shared my puddin which you man! I gave you my Snack Pack! (to Joey) See, he pretend he dont even here me!
[Scene: The museum, Joey is giving a tour to a bunch of school kids.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Ross, and Chandler are making a pit stop on their party tour.]
Tour Guide: Oh, he wont sit here. Only the people in the white coats sit over there, (Points to there table) and only the people in the blue blazers sit here.
(They leave on the tour and Rachel goes to follow them but Phoebe stops her and drags her into the kitchen.)
[Scene: The museums worker cafeteria, Joey is eating lunch with the rest of the tour guides. Another tour guide tries to sit down in a seat Joey saved for Ross.]
Phoebe: And that horrible museum tour!
Joey: Hey, if you need a tour guide... (point to himself)
Rachel: OH! And the year before that, when you set up that nighttime tour of that button factory?