words in movies
Joey: All right, heres a list of things for you to do today. Man, this going to be so great! Thank you so much! All right, I got to go to work Im delivering twins today, but only one of them is mine! (Exits.)
Doctor: You know it's twins, right?
(Chandler hugs her. Monica hugs Ross and Rachel as Chandler gets the stroller with the twins.)
Erica: Twins actually run in my family.
Rachel: Oh please, hell be with his real family, the twins and little miss new boobs.
Rachel: You're twins?
(Ursula points out a vacant table, so the twins walk over, side by side, to sit down. Departing customers walk right past the pair. Sitting at the back, a hungry gentleman looks most annoyed as Ursula sets his meal down in front of her. The girls sit.)
Rachel: Oh Ross, come on. He's happily married. His wife just had twins.
Phoebe: Y'know, it's even worse when you're twins.
Chandler: Theyre twins!
Phoebe: Oh, look, twins. Hi, guys. Oh, cute, cute.
[Scene: The Medical Research office, Joey is there with Carl in the waiting room. Two identical twins come out and both wave by at the same time.]
Doctor: I can't believe you didn't know it's twins! This has never happened before.
(A woman passes by, carrying newborn twins.)
MONICA: This is for the scratchy twins out there. I taped oven mits to their hands.
The Doctor: But, youre not identical twins.
(She holds the phone down to the twins.)
Janice: Oh well thats what I thought about my first husband, now Im lucky if my kid gets to spend the weekend with her father and the twins and little Ms. New Boobs.
Monica: (to the doctor) Wait, did you know it was twins?
Ross: Yeah but Pottery Barn! Yknow what I think? Its just she-shes weird. Yknow its because shes a twin. Twins are weird.
Monica: Oh my God! Ross, you wouldn't believe the cute little noises the twins are making. Listen.
[Scene: Cole-Geddes Casting Agency, Joey is there on his audition and thinking about that 2,000 bucks for the twins study.]
Joey: Hey. I just saw a woman breast feeding both of her twins at the same time; it is like a freak show up here. (Notices shes wiping her eyes.) Whats the matter?
[Scene: The hospital. Monica and Chandler are holding the twins, while two nurses are taking care of Erica.]
Receptionist: Oh that one is available now, but only identical twins are eligible. Its a twins study.
Phoebe: Oh, look, twins. Hi, guys. Oh, cute, cute.
Monica: Yes, it's twins!
Chandler: (panicking) Twins! Twins!!
Ross: Absolutely. (Turns back to the woman next to him.) So, twins... hah! Thats like two births. (He struggles again.) Ouch.
Chandler: No! No! I support you 100%! I just didn't, I didn't get it right away. Y'know now I'm caught up! Identical hand twins! It's a million-dollar idea!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Joey, Chandler, Monica and the twins are there. Everything has been put into boxes.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Chandler and Monica are holding the twins. Joey and Phoebe are sitting by the window, while Ross and Rachel are standing together. The apartment is completely empty. Two men are carrying a large dresser.]
JOEY: Well, I get the medical award for separating the siamese twins. Then Amber and I go to Venezuela to meet our other half-brother, Ramone. And that's where I find the world's biggest emerald. It's really big but it's cursed.
Monica: Actually, I'm gonna go check on the twins.
(She holds down the phone to the twins again.)
Chandler: How about the dinosaur twins in the other room? No-one is manning that wall!
The Doctor: (seeing theyre not identical) But uh, this is a study for identical twins.