words in movies
Chandler: No! No! I support you 100%! I just didn't, I didn't get it right away. Y'know now I'm caught up! Identical hand twins! It's a million-dollar idea!
Joey: All right, heres a list of things for you to do today. Man, this going to be so great! Thank you so much! All right, I got to go to work Im delivering twins today, but only one of them is mine! (Exits.)
Doctor: You know it's twins, right?
Erica: Twins actually run in my family.
(Chandler hugs her. Monica hugs Ross and Rachel as Chandler gets the stroller with the twins.)
(Ursula points out a vacant table, so the twins walk over, side by side, to sit down. Departing customers walk right past the pair. Sitting at the back, a hungry gentleman looks most annoyed as Ursula sets his meal down in front of her. The girls sit.)
Rachel: You're twins?
Doctor: I can't believe you didn't know it's twins! This has never happened before.
Rachel: Oh please, hell be with his real family, the twins and little miss new boobs.
Chandler: Theyre twins!
Phoebe: Oh, look, twins. Hi, guys. Oh, cute, cute.
Phoebe: Y'know, it's even worse when you're twins.
Rachel: Oh Ross, come on. He's happily married. His wife just had twins.
[Scene: The Medical Research office, Joey is there with Carl in the waiting room. Two identical twins come out and both wave by at the same time.]
(She holds the phone down to the twins.)
Monica: Oh my God! Ross, you wouldn't believe the cute little noises the twins are making. Listen.
The Doctor: But, youre not identical twins.
Monica: (to the doctor) Wait, did you know it was twins?
Janice: Oh well thats what I thought about my first husband, now Im lucky if my kid gets to spend the weekend with her father and the twins and little Ms. New Boobs.
MONICA: This is for the scratchy twins out there. I taped oven mits to their hands.
(A woman passes by, carrying newborn twins.)
[Scene: The hospital. Monica and Chandler are holding the twins, while two nurses are taking care of Erica.]
[Scene: Cole-Geddes Casting Agency, Joey is there on his audition and thinking about that 2,000 bucks for the twins study.]
Ross: Yeah but Pottery Barn! Yknow what I think? Its just she-shes weird. Yknow its because shes a twin. Twins are weird.
Joey: Hey. I just saw a woman breast feeding both of her twins at the same time; it is like a freak show up here. (Notices shes wiping her eyes.) Whats the matter?
Phoebe: Oh, look, twins. Hi, guys. Oh, cute, cute.
Receptionist: Oh that one is available now, but only identical twins are eligible. Its a twins study.
Chandler: How about the dinosaur twins in the other room? No-one is manning that wall!
Chandler: (panicking) Twins! Twins!!
Monica: Yes, it's twins!
JOEY: Well, I get the medical award for separating the siamese twins. Then Amber and I go to Venezuela to meet our other half-brother, Ramone. And that's where I find the world's biggest emerald. It's really big but it's cursed.
(She holds down the phone to the twins again.)
Ross: Absolutely. (Turns back to the woman next to him.) So, twins... hah! Thats like two births. (He struggles again.) Ouch.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Chandler and Monica are holding the twins. Joey and Phoebe are sitting by the window, while Ross and Rachel are standing together. The apartment is completely empty. Two men are carrying a large dresser.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Joey, Chandler, Monica and the twins are there. Everything has been put into boxes.]
Monica: Actually, I'm gonna go check on the twins.
The Doctor: (seeing theyre not identical) But uh, this is a study for identical twins.