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Gunther: Oh umm, uh we dont sell cigarettes, but they have them at the newsstand across the street. (Points.)
Monica: All right, all right. Maybe I can fit them in if I just do some rearranging. But uh, Rachel may actually have to sit at the bar!
Rachel: Umm, well lets see uh, this one is Tom Brokaw.
Rachel: (reading a tag) This one is uh Paul ONeil.
Ross: Pretty please? Not very uh, 007.
Joey: I dont know. Just uh, just tell em it was a mix-up with the invitations, orNo-no-no! Blame it on the post office. They hate the post office. And the Irish! But I dont think you can blame it on them so (He dials the phone and hands it to Monica.)
Monica: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) Yeah, hi! Mrs. Tribbiani? (Listens) Hi, this is Monica Geller. (Listens) Yeah Im just calling to say that Chandler and I uh, really hope you can make it to the wedding. Yeah, apparently a bunch of invitations that we sent werent delivered. Umm, I guess there was some screw up at the damn post office! (Joey nods his approval.) (Listens) T-Tell me about it! (Listens) Yeah, yeah, the US Post Office? No, more like US lost office! (Listens) What are they Irish?! (Joey gives her a thumbs up.)
Phoebe: Of course! Yeah, I was uh, umm Thigh Mega Tampon.
Rachel: (changing the subject) Anyway, speaking of drinking too much. I was uh, tellin Phoebe about that one crazy night after the Sigma Chi luau where you and I uh, we made out.
Joey: (entering) Hey! Uh, Monica? Chandler? Can I talk to you guys for a second?
Melissa: Okay. (To Phoebe) Well, it was great meeting you. And uh Rachel, I-I dont think Ill be calling you (hails a cab) because umm, yknow youve gotten weird. (The cab pulls up.) Take care you guys.
Ross: You look great. I, uh... I hate that.
Joey: Oh uh, ordinarily I would love too, but I am just swamped right now. (Brushes something off of his shirt and looks around, but doesnt move from his chair.)
JOEY: Likewise. Uh, I'll take that. [grabs moose hat] It's what I came for. So, this is new. Where'd you two meet?
Monica: Uh, Ross.
MOVER: Uh, the dog. [points to a big poecelain greyhound]
Joey: Uh! (When she's done she throws her bra at him)
CHANDLER: Uh, yeah, I just got my pick-up sticks back from the shop. Bring your nerves of steel.
Joey: Now you cant tell anyone, but uh I put on shiny lip balm.
Joshua: Okay uh, however
Rachel: Uh, Joey..
Ross: Hey listen I uh, talked to Chandler, sorry about the movie.
Ross: Do you uh, do you talk about me?
Larry: Maybe uh, Vunda could give me her number and I can ask her to dinner sometime.
Rachel: Yeah, well, you uh, better make it for three.
Joey: (sees Rachel) Oh, uh, hey Rach. I uh, I was just coming over here to uh Oh wait, I dont have to lie to you, you dont live here anymore. Uh, Im eating their food. What are you doing?
Joey: Uh, I dont even really know where I left those. Sorry.
Chandler: Oh, uh, that would be mine. See, I wrote a note to myself, and then I realised I didn't need it, so I balled it up and... (sees that Monica is glaring at him) ...now I wish I was dead.
Ross: So, uh, Rachel, what are you, uh, what're you doing tonight?
Rachel: Uh great! How do you feel about Diet Coke?
Hums While He Pees: Hey uh, I dont mean to be presumptuous but I have these two tickets to the ballroom dancing finals tomorrow night if you want to go?
Dr. Baldhara: Uh, how is he at handling small objects?
Janice: Although, I have enjoyed the fact that, uh your shirt's been stickin' outta your zipper ever since you came back from the bathroom.
Ross: (sees Joey) Hey. (walks into the living room) Uh, Chan, can I uh, can I talk to you for a second?
Rachel: Uh, Pheebs? Who's George Snuffalopagus?
Chandler: This-this Fonzie person you keep referring too, is that uh, is that another doctor?
Paul: Ever since she walked out on me, I, uh...
Ross: Uh, no, no, see, because not...not all guys are going to be a Paolo.
Ross: I like it, and Emily likes it, and thats what counts. So uh, how are you guys doing?
Chandler: Uh honey, I know you dont like to relinquish control
Joey: Okay. Well, if that's how you feel about it, fine! None of you get to live with me in my great big hand-shaped mansion! Except uh, you Pheebs. You can live in the thumb.
Rachel: Yeah its umm Yeah its uh It-its yknowIts nothing.
Joey: (To Ross) Uh, Rachel's here, so good luck man, let me know how it works out. (He hangs up the phone and strands Ross in the bathroom.)
Ross: So, uh, how's she doing?
Ross: Oh umm, well uh, maybe-maybe later. Right now, Im about to dance with this lady.
Ross: So I guess were back to uh, Baby Girl.
Tim: Uh. (He holds up a brown lunch bag.)
Ross: I dunno, it's weird. I mean, I know she's gone, but I just don't feel, uh...
Mr. Posner: Yes, thats very good. Now a uh, big part of this job is cultivating personal relationships, especially with designers.
Dr. Baldhara: Does he, uh, fight with other animals?
Rachel: Well uh, yes and no. Except not no. So to sum it up, yeah.
Monica: Uh, look, Larry honey, umm, I wrote the book on Section 5 and I know that you don't have to wear your hat unless you're in the kitchen.
Ross: So listen uh, I know you and I havent really had a chance to talk since uh, Emily and I decided to get married, and uh, I was just wondering how you were.
Ross: Oh nothing. Nothing! Just uh, youve been a little short with me lately. Im not trying to irritate you.
PHOEBE: Uh huh, what is happening to the world? I mean, no no no, 'cause ET leaves, and and Rocky loses, Charlotte dies.
Joey: Hey! Uh, this is just to give you an idea. Okay well, we can put screens here, (In front of the crib.) so that the baby has privacy, and-and-and maybe a mobile over the crib. And uhOh look! Heres a baby monitor (Holds it up), which until the baby comes we can use as walkie-talkies. Huh?
Ross: Okay. (Sits down next to Phoebe.) You uh, you wanna hear something weird?
Ross: Laugh all you want but uh, she actually left me a message saying shed like to go out again.
Joey: All right! All right! Uh, umm, Super-Speedy Speed round!
Joey: Uh, four.
Ross: What, uh... what juggling thing?
Joey: Wow, that's, uh, dirty.
Donny: Uh, Gene, you're gonna have a chance to go to the winner circle in the second half. But right now Henrietta you are going to the winner circle to try your luck for ten thousand dollars, right after this, don't go away.
The Casting Director: Terrific! Well uh, theres one more thing. Uhh, uh its really important to the director that everything in this movie is authentic. Yeah and so in your love scene with Sarah she talks about how shes never seen a naked man who wasnt Jewish. So (Laughs.)
David: Uh, ow.
MRS GREEN: I'm uh, considering leaving your father.
Ross: Yes! Yes! I mean it's-it's kinda far from work, but uh, y'know, I'll get so much done on the commute. I-I've been given the gift of time!
ROSS: Oh, oh my God, is this the wrong day? I don't believe it, uh, well, hey, I guess if it works out we'll, we'll have something to tell the grandkids.
Ross: Oh, no-no-no, see, that-that clocks a little fast, uh, we have 17 minutes. Huh, what can we do in 17 minutes? Twice?
Joey: I dunno what to say, Ross. Uh, it's a monkey.
Chandler: Well, I don't know what mad him so mad, y'know? All I said was that uh, I didn't think this wasn't gonna be his big break, that this movie wasn't going to do anything for him, and that uh, y'know it didn't sound like a real movie--Okay, he should've pushed me off of the bridge.
LITTLE BULLY: Actually, you know, uh, I gotta show this apartment tomorrow and uh, you know, this no faces thing might not be a bad idea.
Joey: Ok, I got one, I got one. Uh, if he blows into one, does the other one get bigger?
Rachel: All right, its okay. One little setback is okay, just dont let it happen again, all right? Now since daddy paid for all this stuff, I should take it all away. But Im just gonna take the-the pajmena. (Ross hands it to her.) And the uh, and the uh pants. Yknow what, Im just gonna take it all away, cause that way youll just really learn the lesson. Okay? All righty, Im gonna run a couple of errands and I will see you at dinner. (Leaves with all of Jills stuff.)
ROSS: Oh, see from where I was sitting I uh. . .
Ross: No. No-no uh, he just, he just really freaked me out before.
Ross: D'ya.. uh.. d'ya need any help?
Chandler: Hello? Oh, uh, Rachel, it's the Visa card people.
David: Uhm... uhm... Goodbye... Uh... Schto ya ztez vigul... ui... (David holds his hands gently on the back of Phoebe's neck. There's a sound of a a bunch of keys rattling, and the door opens... It's Mike)
Ross: Hey, so uh, y'know how there's something I wanted to talk to you about?
Joey: Uh, I think hes in Rachels room. See ya. (Exits.)
Paolo: Uh, I am, uh, to say good-bye.
Phoebe: Here, Monica, look what I got to wear when I play at the restaurant (she dons a top hat) uh, huh wait! (she raises a pair of spectacles to her eyes) Right? I mean, this might even class up the ballad of the uncircumcised man.
Ross: (on phone) Uh, hello dad! Monica and I just saw the house in the paper! (Listens) Yes were surprised! (Listens) Who did you leave a message with?
Ross: Hey look, Phoebe. I, uh, I laid out the states geographically...
Joey: Hey. Can, uh, can we help you?
Rachel: Okay, uh, you let me go grocery shopping, and I buy laundry detergent, but it's not the one with the easy-pour spout.
Roger: Did I, uh, did I miss something?
Rachel: All right, all right, all right. Last night, I had a dream that, uh, you and I, were...
RICHARD: Uh, Phoebe, I don't think your mom would want you to see what's about to happen.
Mr. Tribbiani: Thank you. Uh...
Ronni: Oh, like, uh, five minutes?
Ross: Wh-wh-what line? The line that prompted a student in my last class of the day to say uh, (In a college frat boy voice) "Dude, dont you ever was your face?"
Ross: Uh, okay, yeah, we could do that, but before we head off to the murder capital of the North-East, I was, uh, kinda wanting to run something by you. Y'know how we were, uh, y'know, talking before about, uh, relationships and stuff? (Uncorks the wine) Well-
Monica: Thank you. Come meet my friends. This is uh, Phoebe.
Ross: Yeah, uh, uh, ok, there's this great rare bookstore on Madison Avenue. You know what? She loves architecture, you know what you should do? You should take a walk down fifth to the Saint Patrick's Cathedral and there there's this great little pastry shop that she'd love.
Ross: Uh Joey, can you give us just a minute?
Ross: Um... uh.... vulva.
Ross: Uh, yeah, you sure you want to after what happened at their 20th?
Ross: Thats right Lydia, Elizabeth here is a student and uh, were dating. And you may frown upon that, but were not gonna hide it anymore.
Alice: No-no-no, no, its going to be fine. Because umm, because I teach Home Ec, and uh, I can have 30 kids making baby clothes all year long. Yknow itll-itll be like my very own little sweatshop.
Joey: All right, okay, this is great, uh, Chandler, you get behind the desk. And-and when she comes in hopefully, she wont recognise you because, well, why would she? Uh, okay, and then you buzz Ross and I. (to Ross) You be Mr. Gonzalez, and Ill be uh, Mr. Wong.
CHANDLER: Listen can you guys uh, speak up, it's harder for us to hear you when you lower your voice.
Ross: Uh, so this play umm, what do you think? Its-its gotten great reviews! Yknow the uh
Phoebe: So, uh, why didn't you say anything?
Rachel: Okay, y'know what uh, actually, that's great. That helps a lot. Thanks. (She leaves them to wrestle.)
Joey: Oh, thats, uh, thats Phoebes friends dog. I dont know what his real name is, but I call him Mozzarella.
Chandler: (browsing through a diary) Uh, let's see, who do I hate?
Chandler: Uh, no, I got to see Donald Trump waiting for an elevator.
Ross: All right. (Gets up.) I'll uh, I'll see you later, okay?
Ross: Oh, you could just go uh, "greatest of ease (plays air guitar) BAH-bah-bha-bhannn." Then go right into it.