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Monica: Oh umm, that's because I just wanted to y'know walk in on me and Chandler while we were, y'know, doing it all night. Will you excuse me for just a second?
Ross: I had just moved in. Thank you! Listen umm
Ross: Umm?
Rachel: (looks around for the camera) Okay. Umm, well, first I would like to start by apologizing for kissing you and uh, for yelling at you.
Rachel: Now you're probably going to hire one of the people who did not ah, (She puts her hands on his desk blotter and he moves it. Rachel then doesn't know where to put her hands.) who did, who did not umm, yell at you and storm out, and I think that's a big mistake and here's why. I made a huge fool of myself and I came back, that shows courage. When I thought you wanted sex in exchange for this job, I said no. That shows integrity. And, I was not afraid to stand up for myself and that shows courage. (Suddenly realizes that she said courage twice.) Okay umm, now I know I already said courage, but y'know you gotta have courage. And umm, and finally when I thought you were making sexual advances in the workplace, I said no and I was not litigious. {By the way, litigious means to want to litigate and litigate is to make a lawsuit against. So she didn't want to sue him. Don't worry, I had to look it up too.} So there you go, you got, you got (counts them off with her fingers) courage, you got integrity, you got (Pause) courage again, and not litigious. Look Mr
Phoebe: Ohh, (laughs) umm, we kinda took a little detour on the way over here.
Monica: That is so sweet. I know that I was acting a little crazy but umm, I feel the same way.
Phoebe: (starts to walk away, but stops) Dont try to call him or anything, 'cause he's not there, he's out. His umm, his partner just died.
Chandler: Umm, this is nice.
Ross: Umm (Rachel blows her nose.)
Rachel: (Faking cheerfulness.) Hello. Umm, when is your next flight to London?
Phoebe: Yeah, yeah, first there was my aunt Mary, and then there was umm, John, my mailman, and then my, my cowboy friend Albino Bob.
Monica: Umm, listen I am sorry, but Ill put some out first thing in the morning.
Monica: Umm, I-I really don't want to tell this story.
Phoebe: Umm, I think youre really, really great...
Joey: Ah, just one thing umm, is it all right with you if I, if I scream right up until you say action?
Ross: (British) Come again? Whats-whats this nonsense? (Giggles.) (American.) All right, Im-Im not English. Im from Long Island. I was really nervous and the accent just uh, just came out. Im sorry. So, if we could just get back to the lecture. Umm, were there any questions? (Everyone raises their hands) About paleontology. (They all put their hands down.) All right, look I was just trying to make a good first impression. Obviously, I screwed up. But what you guys think of me is really important because Im-Im hoping to get a permanent job here. So if you just give me another chance to make a good impression
Rachel: Hey, listen umm, what-what are you doing tonight?
Joey: Umm, okay.
Bob: Umm, Ginger's gonna take over this corner.
Phoebe: Umm, do health inspectors work on commission?
Joey: Umm, now uh Its a scary world out there, especially for a single mom. Yknow, now I always thought you and I had a special bond so (He goes to one knee and pulls out a ring.) Phoebe Buffay, will you marry me?
Joey: Umm?
Rachel: Umm, well lets see Monica and Chandler are occupied.
Monica: Okay. Umm
Phoebe: Umm, oh, about three months.
Joey: Umm, listen, Ross do you really think this moving in with Rachel is a good idea?
Joey: Umm, hi.
Phoebe: So umm, Im gonna get us some drinks. (To Rachel) Would you help me out?
Phoebe: Umm, well, umm Grandma died.
Ursula: Umm, yeahno thanks.
Rachel: So umm, does it?
Monica: Okay its time for the toast! Umm now-now, I know that Ross usually gives the toast, but this year Im going to do it.
Phoebe: Okay. Okay. IOkay umm this I-I sent my friend Joey in here to find out stuff about you. Umm yknow, if it helps you came off great. A lot better than Im coming off right now.
Phoebe: Umm here's your 3-D glasses.
Monica: So umm, when I was in the shower I was thinking about our first night in London
Phoebe: Umm, okay, okay, look. I took this picture from your fridge. Okay, because I know that this is my Father. Yeah, this is Frank Buffay and you are standing right there next to him. Now, look I deserve to know where I came from. All right? So if you can help me find my Father then you should! Otherwise, youre just mean! (pause) So, just tell me the truth!
Emily: So how are you? Ive been meaning to ring you ever since I arrived but umm, well, Ive been rather busy.
Phoebe: (taking Ross aside) Have umm, have you thought anymore about you and Rachel?
Phoebe: I-I'm with the umm, the 57th.
Monica: All right umm, a string quartet for the procession.
Phoebe: Umm Wow, all right. (Checks the book.) Wow! Yay! Ooh, Im gonna meet a guy! And really soon! And hes gonna be the man of my dreams. Probably not the guy I had a dream about last night. (Points at Chandler.)
Phoebe: Oh okay. Umm, all right. (Picks up the phone and starts reading from the script.) Hi, this is Phoebe from Empire Office Supplies, can I speak to your supply manager please?
Phoebe: Umm, Im trying to move that pencil. (Theres a pencil lying on the table.)
Phoebe: Umm, cups.
Joey: Yeah uh, Phoebe! Look umm, I want to apologize about before, okay? We were being jerks. Parkers a nice guy and Id like to get to know him.
Phoebe: This is fashion?! (Grabs the coat from Rachel.) Okay, so to you, death is fashion?! That's really funny. (She puts the coat on and starts to model it.) Here's Phoebe umm, sporting uh, y'know, cutting edge hairy carcass from y'know, the steal traps of wintry Russia. I mean, you really thing this looks good? (Sees herself in the mirror.) 'Cause I do.
Rachel: Oh, I forgot this was in here. Umm, this was the uh garter that I was saving for my wedding and I wanted it to be Monicas something borrowed and its blue. (Starts to cry again.) Yeah
Phoebe: Umm, look we dont, we dont really know each other so it would be really easy to just forget about this, but there seems to be something between us. And I dont know about you but that doesnt happen to me a lot.
Ross: Umm, I'm sorry Judy, I couldn't find that bowl that you and Jack were looking for.
Man: Umm, no, I dont think so.
Rachel: Yeah. Yknow umm, uh, umm, about that, umm, Ross I really appreciate your offer to let me move in and everything, but dont you think its gonna be weird?
Rachel: Umm, I said I thought you were a good kisser, and uh, and that I like your tiney-tiny touchie.
Monica: (interrupting) The days and nights are hard! I get it! Okay? Look umm, Rachel Im sorry! I have to start getting ready! Im getting married today!
Phoebe: Oh well, okay, hey, yknow how when youre umm, youre walking down the street and you see three people in a row, and you say, "Oh, thats nice?"
Chandler: Wow umm, calm down.
Phoebe: Umm, yeah! Today's.
Joey: Oh umm, not go.
Phoebe: Umm, well I had a similar problem when I lived in Prague.
Ross: I don't know, umm
Joey: It's called Shutter Speed, it's really cool! Yeah, umm, I meet this girl in the subway and we fall in love in like a day, right? And then, she disappears But I find out where she lives and when I get there this like old lady answers the door and I say, "Where's Betsy?" Right? And she says, "Betsy's been dead for 10 years."
Ross: (on phone) No-no-no, thats great! Ill be there Monday. And thank you again! (Listens) Okay. (Hangs up) (To All) Umm, that was the head of the Paleontology department at N uh, Y, uh U!
Monica: (Panicking) Okay, umm, okay, umm (Rachel opens the door.) It's just Joey and Ross.
Phoebe: Well my guy is spectacular. Okay? Hes a massage client and one time umm, when he was on the table, I looked at it. And I mean all of it.
Phoebe: Yeah, okay, listen, umm, Mom, I hope you know you still mean a lot to me. And youre welcome to come back anytime.
Ross: Okay. So well Ill umm, (To Rachel) Ill have her home by midnight.
Chandler: Okay, ah umm, ah, a 8. Ah, a 6?
Ross: Yeah, I need uh Im justI dont knowI dont understand, umm, how this happened? We-we used a condom.
Monica: You can also find him under umm, dog and dead.
Ross: Yeahoh! Hey listen umm, Emily found this wedding dress in London
Rachel: (entering) Hey, umm, do you guys have that tape measure?
Leslie: Y'know you could totally sell this. Itd be perfect for like umm, a kitty litter campaign.
Phoebe: Umm, Im talking about that which you already know but wont admit. You love her again; you re-love her!
Ross: (stopping quickly) Oh umm, theres also a book here by a woman named Wendy Bagina. (They both laugh, but stop when the hear moaning coming from the next aisle.) What is that?
Joey: Umm, can you do me a favor? I was talkin to my sister and she knows you work at Ralph Lauren
Man: Umm, Frank Buffay.
Phoebe: Now I know that they said that the umm, the hair straightener started the fire but I think Im partly at fault. You see, I didnt, I didnt tell you but umm, but I-I had recently refilled the tissues and so yknow lets just face it, thats just kindling! So I think its better that I stay at Joeys.
Rachel: (entering) Hey! Umm, do you guys have any juice?
Rachel: Okay, umm, Im gonna get my sweater. (Walks away.)
Chandler: Well, I umm, I mean this is just off the top of my head now, umm but I have this friend. This actor friend and he would kill me if he thought I was doing this umm, but umm would it be possible for him to get an audition for your movie say on Thursday?
Phoebe: Umm, Wethering Heights. I'm taking a literature class at the New School and I have to finish it for the first session tomorrow.
Monica: No its umm, more like a wrap. Okay so uh, Im gonna go guys.
Dr. Leedbetter: Umm, Ross. May I have a word with you?
Monica: So guys, listen, I go over there, and umm...
Ross: Yeah, well my-my ex-wife and I share custody of Ben and umm, uh, and just so you know, Carol and I are on excellent terms as Im sure you are with your wife! (Realizes) Oh, Im sorry! (To Elizabeth) Its unbelievable!
Rachel: (sitting down) So umm, what's this book about?
Monica: He's not great umm, but he's dealing with it. Oh wait a minute, you're not gonna try
David: Umm, anyway Do you want to have dinner tonight?
Monica: Oh, I know! Umm, is it because he's always correcting people's grammar? Whom! Whom! Sometimes it's who!
Phoebe: Umm, thank you for meeting with me.
Rachel: And uh, yeah, I didnt really, I didnt want to say anything, but it kinda it just, it kinda kept coming back to me, and umm, remember we were in the casino and for some reason thought it would be funny to eat a lot of grapes. And uh, and I thought it would be funnier if we got married. So as a, as a compromise we decided first to get married, and then (Ross joins in) to eat a lot of grapes. So umm, sorry I got us into this mess.
Rachel: So umm, what time are you supposed to leave?
Ross: (noticing something) Actually umm (He turns Mr. Gellers head to look at Emma.)
Rachel: Well umm, maybe we could uhh (Grabs the phone) Ah-ha! Too slow!!
Ross: Okay, umm
Rachel: No, absolutely. Yknow like it was umm
Rachel: Umm, you-you and your sister seem to have umm, a very special bond, and
Rachel: Umm, can I use your bathroom?
Monica: (not wanting to be left out, picks up something) Hey umm, whats this?
Ross: Umm, no.
Melissa: Okay. (To Phoebe) Well, it was great meeting you. And uh Rachel, I-I dont think Ill be calling you (hails a cab) because umm, yknow youve gotten weird. (The cab pulls up.) Take care you guys.
Mona's Date: Oh umm, I-I dont know if I want to wear a womans shirt.
Monica: Op, can I just tell you something? Very flattered but umm, Im engaged. (Points to her ring.)
Ursula: Wait! If umm, if you want to come, I guess thatd be okay.
Ross: Umm, no. No.
Joey: No! No. Umm, just myself and if they dont like me for(Laughs.) Im sorry I couldnt even get through that.
Monica: Oh its umm, good! It's umm, its good, just here watering the plants.