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Monica: Umm, excuse me, we switched apartments. You cant eat are food anymore, that-that gravy train had ended.
Rachel: You know what, Im gonna do that, Im gonna call him up, and Im gonna ask him out. I can do that. Ask him out. (Practising) How you doin? (Calls him) Hi! Joshua? Its Rachel Green from Bloomingdales. (Listens) Yeah, umm, I was wondering if you umm, if you umm, left your wallet at the store today? Well, we found a wallet, and we(Listens) the license? Well, that is a good idea! Uh, well, lets see here this says this license belongs to a uh, uh, belongs to a mister uh, Pheebs, and umm, yeah, so sorry to bother you at home. Ill see you tomorrow. Bye. (Hangs up) (to Phoebe) Youve done that a thousand times?
Rachel: Would you like to go to a basketball game with me? (Tries again.) You know, its funny, basketball, because I happen to have tickets too (Tries again.) Umm, who likes the Knicks(Joshua comes in from the dressing room.)
Rachel: Yep. Oh, yeah, look you great. (She puts her arm in his and checks how they would look as a couple.) Oh yeah. Yeah, this looks great. (Pause) Umm, so you like it?
Phoebe: Umm, a flea market?
Ross: Umm, she kissed me.
Monica: Umm, I think I spoke too quickly. There-theres a learning curve with this job and maybe we can try it again.
Melissa: Umm, is Tag here?
Monica: Yeah! (They turn to the camera, and Chandler does The Face again.) All right, maybe you dont have to smile. Lets try something else. Lets try umm, try looking sexy.
Elizabeth: Oh! Sorry! Umm, I actually do need to talk to you.
Ross: Yeah-yeah, except Apollo 8 didnt actually land on the moon. But you-you-you could write that umm, your love lets me orbit the moon twice and return safely. (Apollo 8 was the first one that orbited the moon and the one that read the Christmas Story from the orbit of the moon on Christmas Eve, 1968. They also took the famous Earthrise picture of the Earth rising over the moon.)
Monica: Or if you want to kiss him, umm, you could use mistletoe.
Joey: Excuse me, Aaron? (The director turns around.) Hi! Umm, I have a little problem with the schedules. Originally, I wasnt supposed to work today, and I have this wedding that I really have to be at. Its my best friends, and Im officiating so I really cant work past four.
Rachel: Okay, it's missing something. Ooh, I know! Umm, okay. (Goes and grabs a bag, that looks like a purse, and shows it to Joey.)
Rachel: YeahNo wait! Joey no wait it is. Its something. Its-its umm its my boss.
Monica: Umm, can we see you ride it?
Joshua: Umm, that was really great, but I-I gotta take-off actually.
Ross: No, no, that-that, thats all right. Umm, Im just glad you called.
Lauren: I used to umm, schedule my classes so I could watch Dr. Drake Remoray on Days of Our Lives.
Rachel: Oh, its the best! (They both exhale contemplating the joys of marriage.) So, umm hows Monica?
Monica: (To Chandler) Excuse me, umm, can I talk to you over here for just a second?
Rachel: Jo-Joey, look honey we-we need to talk okay? Umm, I kinda got the feeling from her today that uh, shes not lookin for a serious relationship.
The Interviewer: So umm, now back to the show. How does it feel to have a huge gay fan base?
Monica: Well umm, we were just talking about the yknow, the Swing Kings and just wondering whether yknow, they were the right way to go.
Monica: Hey, umm, so listen umm, my friends were telling me a little about this ah, ultimate fighting thing and it, well it sounds really dangerous. I-I dont want you to get hurt, cause I kinda like you.
Joey: Umm, yum!
Phoebe: Umm, sympathy pains. I thought it was really sweet at first, but now I think he's just trying to steal my thunder.
Monica: Umm, I just wanna say, uh (reads from a 3 X 5 card) that with a pinch of exictement, a dash of hard work, a dollup of cooperation, we can have the recipe... (Looks up and sees eveyone glaring at her) Are you gonna kill me?
Rachel: Umm, or, maybe, I should stay away from all men.
Ross: Umm, your boxes are umm
Ross: Well yes, yes I have. In fact umm, just the other day Kristen and I were talking about how Ive been married and how I have a son.
Phoebe: Umm, look it, you-you cant kill yourself.
Ross: So Joey umm, you look familiar. Are uh, are you on TV or something?
Phoebe: Sure! (Thinks.) Umm, where are you from?
Katie: Oh umm, actually I umm
Ross: Well umm
Rachel: Umm, honey, look he just came over to....
Rachel: Umm
Phoebe: Umm, yeah, I'd like to go out with you officer
Joey: Umm
Monica: Well, I-Ithere was this guy at the bank that I thought was cute umm, but I don't anymore.
Monica: Umm, do you have any uhh, moves?
Chandler: (starts to laugh, but then gets serious) So umm, you-you flirt with guys all the time?
Ross: Umm, okay, yeah, sure. But wh-whats wrong with Monica and Chandler?
Joey: Okay. All right. Umm, so uh, so how did it happen? Did your eyes meet across the room? And then the next thing yknow youre in the bathtub together and shes feeding you strawberries?
Rachel: (looking around) Who are you talking too? Oh, youre kidding! Oh, its a joke! (Laughs.) Its funny. Its funny. I dont get it. (Joey doesnt say any thing and Rachel realizes its not a joke.) Oh. (Pause) Okay. Umm I-I uh, wow. Are you uh How did umm When?
Tom: Umm, no.
Rachel: Thank you. Thank you very much. Umm, Ive known them separately and Ive known them together and-and to know them as a couple is to know that you are truly in the presence of love. So I would like to raise my glass (Grabs a glass and holds it up) to Monica and Chandler and the beautiful adventure they are about to embark upon together. I can think of no two people better prepared for the journey.
Ross: (looking at the price list) Umm Wow! That's-that's some pricey nut!
Joey: (exiting from Chandlers room with the new roommate) Everything on your application looks really goodOhh! Just one last question umm, are you and your friends gonna be over here all the time like partying and hanging out?
Ross: Yknow, okay. Youre right. It is huge. So why dont we take it just a little bit at a time? Okay? Umm, forget getting married for a sec; just forget about it. Can you just come home and take a shower?
Rachel: All right listen umm, I just bought something I'm not sure she's gonna like it, and it's gonna seem a little crazy, but this is something that I wanted since I was a little girl.
Rachel: Huh umm
Monica: Okay! Wait-wait-wait! Shhh! (Bangs on her class with a spoon to make a toast.) Okay, umm, I just wanna say that I love you guys so-so much and-and thank you for being here on my special night. (Chandler clears his throat.) Our special night. I mean it just wouldnt be myour-our night, if you all werent here to celebrate with meusDamnit!
Monica: Ive been doing a lot of thinking. A lot! And umm, well, I came up with a whole bunch of businesses you can do with your van. Okay umm, you could be flower delivery person.
Monica: Wait a minute! Unless, we give her all gifts she can use after shes done being pregnant. Like-like umm, regular coffee, Tequila.
Chandler: Ohh, umm, y'know what, I already ate.
Phoebe: Umm, when I get married will you be my maid of honor?
Rachel: Umm Im never gonna getting married!
Ross: Okay. Okay. (To the nurse behind the desk.) Umm hi, this is Rachel Green. Im Ross Geller. We-we called from the car.
Monica: Oh no, you see were on our honeymoon. So umm, can you do your little thing and bump us up to first class?
Ross: Would you excuse us for a second? (Pulls Rachel off to the side) Umm . what are you doing?
Phoebe: Umm, I I just think you dont expect someone so hot to be so sweet.
Rachel: Oh no, I know I couldnt see it either at first, but its right umm (Starts to cry) Ross, I lost it again.
Monica: Boy, I love carrots! Oh! (She picks up a bunch of them and holds them between her fingers.) Sometimes I like to put them between my fingers like this and-and hold them down here while I talk to you. (She is rubbing her hip with the carrots.) Umm, and-and-and y'know if I get really hot umm, I-I like to pick up this knife (She picks up a knife without putting the box down. She's holding the box between her cheek and shoulder) and-and umm, I-I put the cold steal against umm, (Pause) my body. (She doesn't have any exposed skin within reach of the knife, so while holding the carrots in one hand and the box between her face and shoulder, she rubs the knife on her stomach.)
Monica: Okay. No need to panic. Deep breathes everyone. Okay umm uh, were just gonna have to spend some time and put the CDs in the right cases.
Monica: Oh, oh, okay umm, so I'll see you soon.
Frank Sr.: Well no, just-just that one. But, it was stupid. Let's see, how did it, how did it go. Umm. (Singing.)
Chandler: Umm, so this Aunt Marilyn is-is-is-is she coming to the wedding?
Phoebe: (walking back in with her hand over her eyes.) Umm, wheres my purse?
The Casting Director: Umm, do you sell these bags?
Rachel: Well umm, that one is pretty but uh, I just, I just love this fabric (On the other one.) Sorry.
Kristen: Umm, this is great wine.
Rachel: Oh umm, y'know I lent it to Joey and I never actually got it back.
Rachel: Oh, umm, okay, yeah, I'll be, yeah I'll be right back. (Goes to her room.)
Ross: Great! Well umm
Monica: Oh! (Gets up) Lets see, well if this is the wedding hall then umm (Walks away) youre parents will be at home in Queens.
Rachel: Oh yeah, we were but umm, now weve got candy.
Rachel: Well actually umm
Ross: Oh, umm, I'm just getting rid of a couple of things.
Rachel: Ewww. Yeah. Umm. I think Im gonna stay here.
Monica: I cant do it. Im sorry, I wish I could, but umm, see you have these feelings for me....
Ross: Umm say, I-I opened this earlier (The privacy screen) but let me give you guys some privacy.
Chandler: Okay, umm, we all have to play strip poker.
Rachel: Well Umm, I got TiVo.
Phoebe: (to the nurse) Excuse me? Could you help me with something? The patient Im looking for has a broken leg and is in a wheelchair. And umm, hes like early to mid-thirties, very attractive.
Joey: Oh! Hey Rach, listen umm
Rachel: Umm let me think...What do I want, what d-o I w-a-n-t...
Phoebe: Umm, Joey, I know.
Ross: Okay. Umm, for a while now, I've been wanting to, um....
Monica: Oh umm, I meant to tell you, Ross is coming.
Phoebe: Sure, yeah, no I can do that, yeah, because umm, y'know, the muscles in the siadic area can get yknow, real (lifts up the towel) nice and tight. So umm, tell me Rick, how umm, how did you injure the area.
Phoebe: Umm, Chandler, Monica, this is Don.
Phoebe: Umm, well I sorta have some bad news, can I come in?
Phoebe: Umm, Im sorry. Wont-wont Jacks father be joining us?
Chandler: Okay umm, before I meant you I had really little life and I couldnt imagine growing old with
Ross: Umm, no.
Rachel: Yeah, and umm my baby.
Rachel: Yeah. Yeah, I-I-I see the scare. Listen, Paul, I think this is really great that-that yknow, you shared your feelings. Its really, its beautiful, but umm, what do you say we go share some food?
David: July. Umm, (He speaks Russian.)
Phoebe: Umm, its negative.
David: Umm, look I-I-I got a confession to make
Rachel: Well they have uh, some unusual pet names for each other. Including umm, evil bitch and uh, sick bastard. Oh God oh! Contraction!
Phoebe: Oh-ooh, and I brought Operation, but umm I lost the umm (It starts buzzing) Its making a noise.