words in movies
Paul: Ill call the university and tell them about your relationship and have you fired.
Ross: Okay, okay, I was typing names into the library computer earlier, yknow-yknow for fun, and I typed mine in and guess what came up? My doctoral dissertation! Its here! Yeah, its right-its right down here! In the biggest library in the university! (They start heading that way, towards a secluded section behind the racks.)
[Scene: N.Y.Us University Library, Ross is entering with Chandler.]
Rachel: That is great. Hey, yknow who doesnt have to job hunt? Ross. He works at the university.
(They go around the last row of bookshelves and find a couple doing what college coeds do in secluded corners of university libraries. For those of you who dont know what Im talking about, lets just say that clothing is undone. Ross gasps and the couple gets up and runs away.)
Rachel: Okay! (Picks up the phone and starts dialing.) (In an Irish accent) "Hello Ross, this is Dr. McNeeley from the Fake Accent University, wed like you to come on board with us full time! (Hangs up.)
Chandler: Wait a minute, hold the phone! Youre not talking about Chuckles University?!
Ross: Open with a joke? Its a university, not a comedy club!