words in movies
Monica and Ross: Scuse us
Phoebe: No, yeah, we never find them! Shes always best at us that wily minx.
Phoebe: Well then, you should look with us.
Phoebe: Uh-oh. She may be onto us.
Monica: Man, this sucks! Yknow if Mom and Dad dont see us on TV after we made them so jealous, I mean, whos gonna be the losers then?
Ross: Hey, I know whatll get us up on a platform!
Ross: Hey, when the snippy guy sees the routine, hell wanna build us our own platform!
Joey: Uh, take a look at the guys pants! I mean, I know you told us to show excitement, but dont you think he went a little overboard?
Phoebe: Yknow, birds have a very good sense of direction, and I thought maybe they could help us find where the presents are hidden.
Phoebe: Or we could just follow your clever jokes any ideas? No! Didnt think so! Okay, cmon guys, show us where the presents are!
Phoebe: Will you get us better gifts?
Chandler: Richard! No one supposed to know about us! (Richard just smiles at him.) See I, did it again.
Ross: I can't believe it! He's looking right at us!
Phoebe: Oh, they see us! Oh, they, they look mad. Oh, they figured it out. They're coming this way. Run!
Rachel: Okay. Just give us a second. Ross! (They walk away from the desk.)
Monica: Oh, my mom called, theyre gonna run our engagement announcement in the local paper, so were looking for a good picture of us.
Phoebe: Concert. Yeah. That does put us in quite a pickle. Because you see Im very busy before and after the concert, and hes obviously busy during.
Joey: Well, we were! But Ross was talking so loud on his phone they threw us out!
MR. GELLER: C'mon, tell us.
Ross: (gets up) All right. Y'know what? We dont have to go downstairs! We can bring Vegas up to us! (He grabs a deck of cards and pulls up a chair.) All right, come on, come on, we'll play some blackjack. Here we go. (Deals the cards.) 13.
Joey: Hey, you can stay with us! We'll take care of ya!
Rachel: That's great, great. So do you have any questions for us?
PHOEBE: So why don't ya show us the rest of your casa?
Chandler: (seriously) It means that we can keep trying, but there's a good chance this may never happen for us.
Monica: Joey, please come. It would mean so much to us.
ROSS: How could you not tell us?
Monica: No, no its going to be great. Really! Mom, Dad, when I got married, one of the things that made me sure I could do it was the amazing example the two of you set for me. For that and so many other things I want to say thank you. I know I probably dont say it enough, but I love you. (Pretends to cry hoping her parents will join her.) When I look around this room, Im-Im saddened by the thought of those who could not be here with us. Nana, my beloved grandmother who would so want to be here, but she cant because shes dead. As is our dog Chi-Chi. I mean look how cute she is. (Holds up the picture and pretends to cry again). Was. (To an old man by the stage.) Do me a favor and pass this to my parents. Remember shes dead. Okay, her and Nana, gone. Wow! Hey does anybody remember when Debra Winger had to say goodbye to her children in Terms of Endearment? (Chandler covers his ears) Didnt see that? No movie fans?! You want to hear something sad? The other day I was watching 60 Minutes these orphans in Romania, who have been so neglected, they were incapable of love. (Waits for people to cry, but doesnt get any tears.) You people are made of stone! Heres to mom and dad! Whatever!
Ross: Okay, well, that Wow, okay, well, umm then maybe, at least we can, we can talk about us again.
JOEY: C'mon show us what you bought. . . You know you want to.
Joey: Sure. I went through the exact same thing with Alicia Mae Emory... The waiting, the wandering... Then one day... I get that call from Toys "R" Us... She was in stock!
RICHARD: Monica's making us watch Old Yeller.
CAROL: It's us.
Monica: I mean, who knows how long it's gonna take for someone else to give us a baby? What if, what if no one ever picks us?
Agency guy: (to Erica) Well, then if there’s nothing else, then the two of us should talk.
Chandler: See Joe, not that thats not grrreat! But, one of the cool things about having somebody we know perform the ceremony is that it can be about us! Yknow, it can be more personal. You can tell stories about us!
Joey: (to Ross) Just get in there and make a face to face apology, you know? Look them in the eye. I know I can get them to forgive us.
Phoebe: Oh, God bless us, everyone.
SUSAN: The other us.
Rachel: No, I-I live with Phoebe. I mean youre [pity-tone] alone, alone. And I just-its just not the time for us. Im sorry.
Ross: Yeah, I thought we'd be groomsmen, but wouldn't they have asked us by now? When did they ask you to be their bridesmaid?
Ross: Look, I'm sure it would be great, but I-I think one of us has to be thinking clearly, so, I'm gonna go!
Chandler: All right, I'd say we make a pact. Neither of us will go out with Missy Goldberg.
Rachel: Alright, come on... (starts to knock on the door) Alright, you guys. We're so sorry we're late. Please let us in, so we can have dinner together.
BIG BULLY: Don't do that to yourself. Any one of us could have tripped over that little girls jump-rope.
Mona: Okay. Okay, heres a good one of us.
Chandler: Im not crazy about babies. Im crazy about us.
Chandler: Im right! Right? There was like no chemistry between them. Before they had heat, and now theres no heat! Now you know what this means, Joey told us what this means!
Pete: (turns off the TV) Youre taking this all wrong. Because, if I didnt leave you that tip, you wouldnt of come down here, we wouldnt be having this argument, and there wouldnt be this ah, heat between us.
Monica: Inside of telling us you decided to write in your stupid book!
Joey: And-and you wont blame us for any damage? (Gives Phoebe a thumbs up.)
Ross: She doesnt know which one of us she wants, me or this Colin guy.
Allesandro: Im so excited about having Monica come on board with us. Although I do feel bad about having fired chef Emillio, its like losing a member of the family. Of course, that literally is the case for several of you. Tony, Carlos, Marie, please, tell your father how much were gonna miss him. Now, I know that Monica has a lot of great ideas for this place, well, you all read the review. So without much further ado, I present to you our new head chef.
Charlie: Oh God! I am so sorry, but... (she puts her hand on Ross's cheek) I mean it's... there's so much history between us, you know...
Rachel: Yes, so close. Mrs. Lynch, I know that this is an emotional and difficult time, for all of us. But by any chance did Joanna send any paperwork your way before it happened.
Janice: You probably want us to move in together?
Rachel: Yeah, when were in the audience he doesnt talk to us, but he does wave.
Rachel: Ross, things aren't gonna be weird between us, right? I mean was that just the stupidest thing, me telling you that?
Ross: Look, that was supposed to be like a private, personal thing between us.
CHANDLER: Well, ye, yes, actually, but, uh, they were my Aunt Edna's, and there were three of us in there.
Monica: How can you not remember? You made us call you...Bea.
Rachel: Okay! (Picks up the phone and starts dialing.) (In an Irish accent) "Hello Ross, this is Dr. McNeeley from the Fake Accent University, wed like you to come on board with us full time! (Hangs up.)
Phoebe: Yknow, I bet it would actually make my grandmother very happy to know that were trying to figure out her recipe. I bet shes l-l-lookin up at us and smiling right now.
Phoebe: God, they thought they can mess with us! They're trying to mess with us?! They don't know that we know they know we know! (Joey just shakes his head.) Joey, you can't say anything!
Ross: Hey! So what's the big news you had us rush all the way over here for?
Rachel: Hey, you know, before you said that nothing could happen between us? What changed?
Joey: Oh man, this is great, uh? The three of us together again! You know what would be fun? If we gave this present to Emma from all of us!
Rachel: Oh, just tell us! Were not gonna want it!
Ross: If like the four of us could all yknow, hang out together. Uh, in fact Emilys coming into town this weekend, why dont you say we all have dinner? Say, Sunday night?
Chandler: Monica, could you excuse us for a second? I need to talk to the girl with the flowers.
Chandler: That's right! I do! And I'm your man. And I'm going to get us through this situation even if it means you working twice as hard.
Cynthia: I can't believe you thought that you were going to video tape us having sex on the first date! (She storms away and Rachel enters to confront Joey.)
Ross: Wait a minute! How-how the hell did you beat us here?
Phoebe: This is nice. We never do anything just the two of us.
Joey: Okay. Rachel and Phoebe are already there, okay? So they probably started without us. We could just slip in and no-one needs to know where we were! (he raises his hands and on his right one there's a Rangers foam finger)
Phoebe: Oh weird, Chandler just told us he's got a conference there!
Ross: Yeah, none of us have to deal with pressure at our jobs.
Joey: Ross and Rachel left us a message saying they were getting married! Isnt that why you guys are here?
Chandler: She doesnt know. Says she loves us both. Y'know I woke up this morning and I was in love, well I was happy. Y'know it serves me right for buying that twelve pack of condoms. And now I cant even return them, because she choked on the reciept!
JULIE: That saves us a conversation.
Ross: You're right, you're right, it is...So you gonna invite us all to the big opening?
Monica: I gotta make up the guest bedroom. (To Ross) Hey, Cousin Cassie is coming to stay with us a few days.
Joey: Actually uh, could you give us a second?
Chandler: There's this thing I really want us to do. I read about it in Maxim...
Monica: Were really sorry, but um, she did ask us first.
Monica: Hey Rach, the adoption agency needs letters of recommendation and we were wondering if you would write one for us.
Chandler: Well, it's just with uhm, work and the stress of adoption, we just don't feel like we have the energy. Plus, we don't think it's fair that every year the burden falls on us.
Chandler: (to Mon) She's right, you shouldn't have bought tickets just for us ...
Emily: My uncle dragged us there. But, it actually it turned out to be really interesting.
Rachel: (to the woman) Excuse us for a minute. (They go into the kitchen.) You didnt tell her to come?!
Chandler: Tell us what happened, Brown Bird Ross.
Chandler: Well, I guess there's nothing left for us to do but-but kiss.
Chandler: So, just the ones gave back to us and we had framed! (Slams the framed invitation down onto the table.)
Rachel: Hey-hey, now hes showing us his poking device.
Rachel: No. A break from us.
Ross: Well obviously only one of us can keep dating her.
Chandler: Well look, it's not easy to spend this much time apart, you know. She's entitled to be a little paranoid... or, in this case: right on money! ... You know, she's amazing, and beautiful, and smart, and if she were here right now, ...she'd kick your ass. Look, you're a really nice person... ham stealing and adultery aside. But, what I have with my wife is pretty great, so nothing is ever gonna happen between us.
Monica: OK, great. You'll tell us and we'll laugh. Let's play poker.
Alice: (shocked) Oh! Oh! Oh! Thank you so much! You dont know what this means to us! Oh!
Phoebe: Yeah, and-and leaving us to go see hot dancer girls is not very Thanksgivingy.
ROSS: Hello, it's us, all right? It'll be fine.
Phoebe: Oh thats good, the chemistry thing for us too.
CHANDLER: Yeah, I mean, it would be rude to them for us to leave now.
Joey: Y'know, about what happened with us.
Monica: What-what was it you were gonna tell us?
Charlie: Oh my God, I completely forgot! (they laugh) Oh my God! I can't believe they let us back in this place! (they laugh more, and Ross start laughing too).
Monica: Thank you so much for seeing us. Phoebe has told us such great things about you guys.
Joey: Tell us!
Chandler: Well, I thought if I littered, that crying Indian might come by and save us.
Joey: No! Everything's gettin' all messed up, y'know? Emily won't let Ross see Rachel, we're not gonna stop seeing Rachel, hence Ross stops seeing us!
Monica: That does not mean you know us better, I-I want a rematch.
Ross: No, us having to lie about being married.