words in movies
Rachel: I know, it's huge, and it's scary, and it's... really far, far away from you guys, but this is such an incredible opportunity for me. And I've already talked to them about our situation with Emma, and they said they'll do whatever we need to make us feel comfortable.
Chandler: We close escrow tomorrow, so seeing another house can only confuse us, and we're easily confused. We're not very bright.
Ross: How would he like to come with me to the Museum of Natural History after everyone else has left, just the two of us, and he can touch anything he wants. (Mr. Zellner looks shocked). I just heard it as you must have heard it and that’s not good. Let me start again. I’m a paleontologist, you’ll be there with us and the touching refers only to bones… fossils!
Janice: I don't know what to say... I mean, you know, obviously we have this... heat between us.
Janice: Chandler, one of us has got to be strong.
The Dry Cleaner: Thats right. Mr. Ford is a very good customer, he brings us a lot of clothes; you bring us nothing!
MONICA: Not that, this, US. Oh my God, Ross, you-re, you're, it's jus-, you-, ever sin- you been here.
Chandler: No, not us (Motions Joey and him.) Us! (Motions Monica and him.)
Joey: Uh no Rach, hes gone. But listen, he told us what happened and it does, it sounds like an honest mistake.
Chandler: Well, why does she not want to hang out with us?!
Joey: Man, I wish Ross was coming with us! Y'know? I'm gonna miss him!
Ross: Look I-I realize if anything were to happen with me and Jill then nothing could ever happen with us!
Mr. Tribbiani: You're gonna keep an eye on us?
Monica: No that is not what happened with us. Well, I was umm, I was really sad that night because this guy that I was Rosss mom.
Rachel: I mean, it-it was like, it was like he made us into a team.
Monica: There's a pregnant woman in Ohio, and she picked us!
Rachel: Oh my God! That's my boss. You have to seat us somewhere else.
Joey: Yes, but y'know what? It doesn't matter who knows what. Now, enough of us know that we can just tell them that we know! Then all the lying and the secrets would finally be over!
Joey: Closeness-shmoshness! There was three of us for crying out loud!
Rachel: Okay, thank you. Thatll be all. (The mail guy leaves and Tag starts to follow, but Rachel stops him.) (Excitedly) Wait! Wait! (Rushes over and closes the office-door.) Did you see that? That mail guy had no idea there was something going on between us. (They kiss.)
Ross: I told you it wasn�t long, but there is an amazing connection between us.
Ross: So um...Thanksgiving. The holiday season is upon us, hm?
RADIO: Uh, we've just gotten a call from Rachel, and she told us what Ross did. It's pretty appalling, and Ross, if you're listening, I don't wanna play your song anymore. Why don't we devote our time to a couple that stands a chance? Avery, Michelle's sorry she hit you with her car and she hopes you two will work it out.
Monica: Oh!! (hits Chandler and Joey in the head) You guys knew about this and you didnt tell us?!
Rachel: Anyway, they want to take us out Saturday night! What do you say?
Joey: Well.. hey, you know what else I could use? There's a scene where Drake sneaks into Olivia's bedroom, and she doesn't know he's there - which never happened with us! And he knows he shouldn't be there, but he just wants to look at her... you know? (In a romantic voice) And I remember all those mornings before you even put on your make-up, when I would think to myself, my God, she...is... beautiful... (Rachel looks very moved) and it hurts so much, cuz I knew I could never tell you (pauses, while looking at her with sentiment) but it was worth it just to be there looking at you.
Phoebe: Well then, you should look with us.
Phoebe: Uh-oh. She may be onto us.
Chandler: Look, Ross, you gotta understand, between us we haven't had a relationship that has lasted longer than a Mento. You, however have had the love of a woman for four years. Four years of closeness and sharing at the end of which she ripped your heart out, and that is why we don't do it! I don't think that was my point!
Mike: I get the joke. Sophisticated as it was. Now the thing I wanna say is... maybe we should have talked about this before. Us living together, you're not expecting a proposal, right?
Ross: Rachel, only one of us can do it, you have to choose. You and me together again. (he winks at her and Rachel looks disgusted)
Rachel: And uh, yeah, I didnt really, I didnt want to say anything, but it kinda it just, it kinda kept coming back to me, and umm, remember we were in the casino and for some reason thought it would be funny to eat a lot of grapes. And uh, and I thought it would be funnier if we got married. So as a, as a compromise we decided first to get married, and then (Ross joins in) to eat a lot of grapes. So umm, sorry I got us into this mess.
Rachel: Whoa! Hey-hey, you planning on inviting us?
Ross: Rachel, come on. Give us a chance.
Monica: Well Thats not the only time this was an issue. You remember when umm, you spent Thanksgiving with us? You called me fat.
Chandler: (to another couple) Uh, excuse me? Could you take a picture of us?
Ross: Okay. (to Rachel) Wow! This is going so well. Did you see us? Did you see?
Chandler: Oh my God, introduce us!
Chandler: Thats a great idea! We can easily think of a way for us both to enjoy the room.
Ross: Believe me, it seems like less because they hid it from us for so long.
Chandler: So explain something to me here, uh, what kind of a relationship do you imagine us having if you already have a husband and a boyfriend?
Chandler: When youre marrying us; thats what you should say.
Joey/Drake: So what about us? Everything we feel for each other.
Ross: Oh, we were helping Chandler write his vows, but he kicked us out because Joey kept making inappropriate suggestions.
Phoebe: And if that guy at the charity gives us a hard time, my friend hasn't shot anyone in a really long time.
Phoebe: Well, look, why dont you just, why dont you do your Phase Two strip club thing with us.
Phoebe: (A woman with large breasts walks in the door) Ohh knockers will help us figure it out. (She walks by and he checks her out.)
Joey: Thats us.
Ross: So Pheebs, how long is your mom gonna be with us?
Ross: Just you keep it, listen did you, did you tell anyone about us?
Monica: Uhm, we just wanna give you a heads-up. Bill and Colleen hate us.
Monica: Are you funny? Tell us a joke!
Joey: Its between us and the sea, Ross!
Phoebe: Great! Okay then its just us girls!
Phoebe: No! No! Its just that he gave me three tickets and there are six of us!
Monica: Phoebe, stop writing about us!
Monica: Well, that's different. My lie didn't make one of us a felon in 48 states. What were you thinking?
Rachel: Its good. Except he makes us watch the Discovery Channel all day long. Did you know that something really boring happened to someone really ugly in the Middle Ages? (to the waitress handing her a cup of coffee) Oh, thank you. Ill see you guys later.
Chandler: (aside, to Ross) What!? They are totally ripping us off!
Ross: Look, Mon, do you want us to uh, come back later?
Ross: Hey, I know whatll get us up on a platform!
Kathy: Yeah, they teamed us up as partners. Joey picked three scenes for us to do; all of them had us making out.
Chandler: (to Joey) Okay, that hurt us.
Ross: Okay umm, why dont we all take a seat, yknow? And uh, and Ill get us all some uh some coffees(He goes to pull out Elizabeths chair, but Paul steps in)Yeah, why dont you. (Paul pulls out her chair) Uh and you guys can talk about whatever, whatever you want. Yknow? Whatever pops into your head. (He turns his back to Paul and Elizabeth and points to himself for Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe. Then he goes to order the coffee.)
Monica: Thats not true, there are great pictures of us!
Frank: Well, you, wait no, my Mother didnt want us to be together, but the worst thing she ever did was tie me to the porch.
Ross: Yknow what? Maybe, Mrs. Green, its not absolutely vital that you live with us.
Monica: Phoebe knows and she's just trying to freak us out! That's the only explanation for it!
Rachel: Look, I know that you guys really want to get to Vermont and this isn't a really big deal to you, but it really is to us, ok? Emma will never have a first birthday again.
Phoebe: Ok, this is not about the MONEY, ok? It's about... it's about corporate greed destroying our hearts and leaving us... the hollow shells.
A Tourist: (To Joey) Would you mind doing a picture with us?
Joey: Yeah lady! Give us candy!!
Chandler: (To Monica) Did she see us yet? Did she see us?
Monica: Joey, whats going on. What didnt you tell us you work here?
Mona: No, no. Listen, Ross is too nice to say anything, but this is his apartment, and, and, we gotta have some boundaries, so why dont you go back to your place and give us some privacy?
Monica: Who? I mean have you seen a car come by here in the last hour and a half? I think we should call Ross, maybe he can get a car and come pick us up.
Rachel: The logic is, that there are two of us and we are both strong enough to break a chair in half!
Phoebe: Okay, yeah. (to Monica and Rachel) Triple A can pick us up.
Chandler: Honey, she keeps canceling on us, take the hint.
Joey: (screaming) And now Chandler! Were all gettin so old! (Looking up) Why are you doing this to us?! (Turns away crying.)
Ross: Im sorry the answer there would be...none of us.
Phoebe: Will you get us better gifts?
Chandler: I dont think this town is big enough for both of us to relax in. (He blows on his hand) Draw!! (He quickly pulls the lever to raise the foot rest, like a gunfighter in a Western.)
Mr. Geller: Happy birthday, sweetie! Give us a hug! (Starts to get up.)
Joey: Okay. Table, you have given us so many great times. And you guys, Jordan, Victor, Joel... All of you guys. What can I say? You guys make us look good. You wanna say anything?
Chandler: Look at us, were a couple of couples!
BIG BULLY: You told on us?
Joey: Oh hey listen I got us tickets to a Knicks game tonight.
Chandler: (closing the box) Yknow what? Forget it! We are just hungry! We have not had lunch! We are just light-headed! So let us go out and have lunch and forget about the cheesecake.
Rachel: O-okay, now see, you never ever ever told us that...
Monica: Do you mind telling us what it is?
Ross: I know where Joey would be. He would be down in the foxhole protecting all of us.
Phoebe: Yeah, otherwise, I mean thats, thats, thats just it for us hanging out together. Y'know is that what you want? (they both look away) Can you be civil?
Chandler: (to the two guys) Excuse me. (Chandler and Ross move away from them). That didn't make us sound gay at all!
Aunt Millie: Give us a kiss. Come on! Come on!
Rachel: How can you not remember us kissing?!
Chandler: Mr. and Mrs. Geller, you look wonderful, it is great to have you hear, let us take off your coats!
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Well, its better than us deciding.
PHOEBE: Well, 'cause, I mean, what if, what if he's not this great dad guy? I mean, what if, what if he's just still the dirtbag who ran out on my mom and us? You know what? I've already lost a fake dad this week and I don't think I'm ready to lose a real one.
David: Well, just for a couple of days, uhm... I'm here to explain to the people who gave us our grant, why it's a positive thing that we spent all their money and uhm... accomplished uhm... nothing.
Monica: They all came from the list you handed out to us two weeks ago.
Ross: Hey, when the snippy guy sees the routine, hell wanna build us our own platform!
Phoebe: Well, I don't know if that's such a good idea. They clearly don't want to be with us.
Monica: Thats also like the tenth time you told us.
Monica: Oh God, maybe he wont see us. Richard!