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Chandler: Well, it's just with uhm, work and the stress of adoption, we just don't feel like we have the energy. Plus, we don't think it's fair that every year the burden falls on us.
Chandler: You know what just occurred to me? This could be our last Thanksgiving just the two of us. I mean, we could be getting a baby soon!
Chandler: Somebody is gonna pick us.
Chandler: You say that now, but it could take us a long time to get back home. Plus Joey could get lost and and they could have to page us to go pick him up.
Joey: Okay. Rachel and Phoebe are already there, okay? So they probably started without us. We could just slip in and no-one needs to know where we were! (he raises his hands and on his right one there's a Rangers foam finger)
Ross: So, nobody's here? Monica's gonna kill us!
Phoebe: We're just... we're trying to figure out an excuse. Hey! Ooh! How about this: We can say that Monica told us 5 o'clock, not 4 o'clock. That way we're right on time! (Others start to agree but she continues) OR... or, we can plant PCP in the apartment and call the cops on her.
Rachel: Alright, come on... (starts to knock on the door) Alright, you guys. We're so sorry we're late. Please let us in, so we can have dinner together.
Rachel: You guys, come on, it doesn't matter why we're late. We're all here now, please let us in so we can have some of your delicious turkey. (A slice of turkey on a piece of aluminum foil is slid under door)
Phoebe: Well, I don't know if that's such a good idea. They clearly don't want to be with us.
Joey: (to Ross) Just get in there and make a face to face apology, you know? Look them in the eye. I know I can get them to forgive us.
Monica: The three of us?
Monica: There's a pregnant woman in Ohio, and she picked us!
Joey: Sure. I went through the exact same thing with Alicia Mae Emory... The waiting, the wandering... Then one day... I get that call from Toys "R" Us... She was in stock!
Chandler: Apology accepted. Excuse us. (They try to enter again.)
Chandler: Well, can we help?! You want us to take you back to the house?!
PHOEBE: Yeah, I talked to my grandma about the Old Yeller incident, and she told me that my mom used to not show us the ends of sad movies to shield us from the pain and sadness. You know, before she killed herself.
Chandler: Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, y'know? I mean it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out.
Chandler: Oh my God, introduce us!
Joey: Oh, were supposed to just get him a ticket?! That guy is always mooching off of us!
Ross: Hey, remember how Chandler and Phoebe blew us off yesterday?
Rachel: Okay, walk us through it, honey, walk us through it.
Elizabeth: The guys across the hall are throwing water balloons at us.
Rachel: Well maybe, maybe she's with us right now?
Chandler: Well, youre gonna have to leave sometime, because you both have jobs, and as soon as you do, were switching it back! Theres nothing you can do to stop us! Right, Joe?
Chandler: I can't believe you'd want us to raise Emma.
Rachel: Well tell us! What are they?
Chandler: Made a few calls, pulled some strings, and they agreed to seat us at 11:30 if we both had the chicken and didn't get desert.
Ross: Uh Joey, can you give us just a minute?
Rachel: No. But she did give us some ideas on how to induce labor.
Ross makes some sort of sound to let us know it hurt.
Joey: Look, which one of us is gonna be having sex in there, me or you?
Chandler: Honey, I got us that room at the Woodford Inn this weekend.
Chandler: I wish there was an easier way for us to have a child but I don't think there is one.
Phoebe: Ok, so this is pretty much what's happened so far. Ross was in love with Rachel since, you know, forever, but every time he tried to tell her, something kind of got in the way, like cats, and Italian guys. Finally Chandler was like "forget about her" but when Ross was in China on his dig, Chandler let it slip that Ross was in love with Rachel. She was like, "Oh my god." So she went to the airport to meet him when he came back, but what she didn't know was, that Ross was getting off the plane with another woman. Uh-Oh! So, that's pretty much everything you need to know. But, enough about us. So, how've you been?
Monica: I'm gonna leave some cards here. Please think of us for you next event.
Ross: Well, ??? think that�s us?
Joey: See ya. Well, this is just us.
Rachel: Okay. Oh wait! One more thing umm, do-do we still need to uh settle the question of "us?"
Phoebe: No! Look-look! Theres the coffee table they stole from us!
Phoebe: All right, Im gonna close my eyes and point to someone, and you, whoever I point has to come up with something fun for us to do, and we have to do it.
Phoebe: Well then, you should look with us.
Ross: Well that stinks. I was looking forward to us wearing our celebrity tuxes together.
LITTLE BULLY: Us, what about you guys? Man you really, bing, gave it to old Mr. Clean back there. He was a big guy.
Chandler: And! They like me more just because I was with ya! I think you repaired a lot of the damage from when they met Joey. And Doug wants us to play tennis with them. He's never even talked to me outside of work. Except for that time when we bumped into each other at that strip club. (She glares at him.) Strip church. Anyway, I'm gonna go try and find a racquet.
Monica: Hi honey. We just got a wedding gift from Bob and Faye Bing; they dont like us do they? (They gave them a pok-a-dotted punch bowl.)
Chandler: Honey, I dont like baths! Could you draw me a picture of us having sex on the balcony?
Phoebe: Could you-could you umm, give us one second?
Ross: Well yeah! Someone sent us a basket at work once and people went crazy over those little muffins. It was the best day.
Matt: Yeah, shes trying to waft the smell across the hall to get us to come hang out in her new place, and were sitting there eating pizza and I think it was you (Points to Lisa) that said
Joey: I guess I'm going to have to come up with a really good reason why I wasn't there. The producers are going to be so mad at me. They sat us all down yesterday and said "Everyone has to be there at 6:00 AM sharp, that means you Tribbiani." Like.. like I was some kind of idiot.
Chandler: Bob? Ooh, working here with us? Everyday? Yeah, I dont know if he has what it takes.
Chandler: You mean there's more than one of us.
Chandler: If we hadn't lost the game they never would've invented us to dinner tomorrow night.
Chandler: Hey, so where are we staying? Is the movie putting us up in a big hotel suite?
Joey: When that guy was robbing us, and I was locked in the entertainment unit for like six hours, you know what I was doing in there all that time? I was thinking about how I let you down!
Chandler: Actually it's both of us.
Monica: Okay! Wait-wait-wait! Shhh! (Bangs on her class with a spoon to make a toast.) Okay, umm, I just wanna say that I love you guys so-so much and-and thank you for being here on my special night. (Chandler clears his throat.) Our special night. I mean it just wouldnt be myour-our night, if you all werent here to celebrate with meusDamnit!
Joey: Yknow what? Why dont you just give us our souvenirs and get the hell out of here?
Phoebe: Umm, Im sorry. Wont-wont Jacks father be joining us?
Joey: All right. Uhh, okay. Our first contestant is Ross Geller. Why dont you tell us a little something about you Ross?
Joey: Well do it all, and better! Look, after tonight, Gandolf will want to party with us, dude! Come on!
Phoebe: Oh! Well, what kind of emergency that gets us both out of here?
Rachel: Well, just because it happened that way for them doesn't mean it has to happen that way for us.
Charlie: Are they still looking for us?
Ross: Oh, guys, this is fun, isn't it? You know? Just the four of us. Just hangin'.
Phoebe: I mean I guess, I just have to... tell David that nothing can happen between us. Unless I don't... You know, complicated moral situation, no right, no wrong...
Chandler: So you know this leaves us with...
Chandler: Here you go. (Hands her the money.) Now stop bringing us pizzas you.
Joey: Hard to tell, they're so tiny and upside-down. Wait, wait. They're walking away... they're walking away... No, no they're not, they're coming right at us! Run! Run!
CHANDLER: Hey, Ben, remember us? Ok, the mole came off.
Monica: Wait, what that place, that pub he took us too?
Ross: I don't think they saw us.
Frank Jr.: You'd do that for us?
Chandler: (interrupting him) All this lying has been hard on us too.
Rachel: Oh, that's why you got these tickets to that play, to get rid of us??
Joey: Rach, he just saw us.
Phoebe: Tell us what?
Chandler: Just give us the cheapest room you have.
ROSS: Animal sex, animal sex? So what're you saying, I mean, you're saying that like, there's nothing between us animal at all. I mean there's not even like, uhm, a little animal, not even, not even like, like chipmunk sex?
MONICA: [Chandler tries to come back with a smart-ass remark but can't swallow the muffin.] Quick, Phoebe, tell us before he can swallow.
Rachel: So, Joey, what are you gonna do for us?
Chandler: All right. I'll tell you what. When we're 40, if neither one of us are married, what do you say you and I get together and have one?
Rachel: What is the matter with us?
Rachel: No, there is no Rachel Greep, but then this other girl overheard us and she was all, "Im Rachel Greep! Im Rachel Greep!" and he let her right in.
Chandler: Yes but there's six of us so we'd only have to get struck by lightning 7 times.
Ross: Look at you two, bonding, making us late for the airport so
Joey: Yeah, Monica made us!
Ross: Yeah, didn�t I mention that? Yeah, I mean, we haven�t being going out for too long, but rather there is thisamazing connection between us. I-I mean, in fact just before you came in she called me her boyfriend. I thought it wasa little too soon, but it was also, you know, it was kinda nice.
Jamie: This could be Gods way of telling us to eat at home.
Ross: How come its always us left in the field holding the ball?
Monica: Oh, you mean like that guy thing where you act mean and distant until you get us to break up with you.
Joey: Come on, Chandler, Ross is our friend. He needs us right now, so why don't you be a grown up and come and watch some TV in the fort!
Mike: She could have been talking about either one of us.
Chandler: Pheebs you didnt have to get us anything for our wedding you already sang
Monica: Okay, just wait, please. I promise we'll come up with something. Just give us a little more time.
Joey: Ha-ha, very funnyLook! I dont know what to do! I really want you guys to get along. Just please come to the movie with us. I mean you owe me!
Chandler: Thank you so much for agreeing to see us.
Chandler: That's what our friends call us.
Monica: Oh, he just doesn't want us to go through any trouble. Think of how excited he'll be when we go out and surprise him! Plus we get to have our own, ani-Vegas-ary! A-Nevadaversary!
Chandler: I don't know! You'll tell us on Monday!
Ross: which brings us back, of course, to Greelys theory of dominance. (The bell rings.) Okay, that-thats all for today. Oh, uh does anyone know where the Freeman building is?
Monica: But she liked us.
The Photographer: (taking pictures) Great! Thats great Monica! Great! Now, Chandler, you want to give us a smile?
Joey: Is he still mad at us?
Phoebe: Hey, hey! (shouting) Boo us? Boo you!
Chandler: Okay, okay. You have to help us decide whose joke this is.
Phoebe: Your last dance. Do it for us.
Carol: Is it a good sign that they asked us to hang around after the audition?
Monica: She has a better chance of sprouting wings and flying up your nose than you do of not making fun of us.
Tag: Then we went to this bar and he hooked us up with all these women!
Monica: Oh no, you see were on our honeymoon. So umm, can you do your little thing and bump us up to first class?
Monica: No, please don't. Please, Joey. She will kill us!
Doug: So why cant the three of us go out together?