words in movies
PHOEBE: Hi, um, I just thought that it would be fun if the three of us had some beers and got to know each other.
ROSS: Animal sex, animal sex? So what're you saying, I mean, you're saying that like, there's nothing between us animal at all. I mean there's not even like, uhm, a little animal, not even, not even like, like chipmunk sex?
MONICA: And some of us really have to pee.
ROSS: How could you not tell us?
RACHEL: Yeah, Joey honey, I don't know if this'll mean anything to you but you'll always be pre-approved with us.
Monica: Phoebe knows and she's just trying to freak us out! That's the only explanation for it!
Chandler: (To Monica) Did she see us yet? Did she see us?
Monica: Joey, whats going on. What didnt you tell us you work here?
Mona: No, no. Listen, Ross is too nice to say anything, but this is his apartment, and, and, we gotta have some boundaries, so why dont you go back to your place and give us some privacy?
Joey: Yeah lady! Give us candy!!
Rachel: The logic is, that there are two of us and we are both strong enough to break a chair in half!
Monica: Who? I mean have you seen a car come by here in the last hour and a half? I think we should call Ross, maybe he can get a car and come pick us up.
Phoebe: Okay, yeah. (to Monica and Rachel) Triple A can pick us up.
Chandler: Honey, she keeps canceling on us, take the hint.
Ross: Im sorry the answer there would be...none of us.
Mr. Geller: Happy birthday, sweetie! Give us a hug! (Starts to get up.)
Phoebe: Will you get us better gifts?
Chandler: I dont think this town is big enough for both of us to relax in. (He blows on his hand) Draw!! (He quickly pulls the lever to raise the foot rest, like a gunfighter in a Western.)
Joey: Okay. Table, you have given us so many great times. And you guys, Jordan, Victor, Joel... All of you guys. What can I say? You guys make us look good. You wanna say anything?
BIG BULLY: You told on us?
Chandler: Look at us, were a couple of couples!
Joey: (screaming) And now Chandler! Were all gettin so old! (Looking up) Why are you doing this to us?! (Turns away crying.)
Phoebe: Yeah, otherwise, I mean thats, thats, thats just it for us hanging out together. Y'know is that what you want? (they both look away) Can you be civil?
Chandler: (closing the box) Yknow what? Forget it! We are just hungry! We have not had lunch! We are just light-headed! So let us go out and have lunch and forget about the cheesecake.
Rachel: O-okay, now see, you never ever ever told us that...
Ross: I know where Joey would be. He would be down in the foxhole protecting all of us.
Monica: Do you mind telling us what it is?
Aunt Millie: Give us a kiss. Come on! Come on!
Joey: Oh hey listen I got us tickets to a Knicks game tonight.
Rachel: How can you not remember us kissing?!
Chandler: (to the two guys) Excuse me. (Chandler and Ross move away from them). That didn't make us sound gay at all!
Chandler: Mr. and Mrs. Geller, you look wonderful, it is great to have you hear, let us take off your coats!
David: Well, just for a couple of days, uhm... I'm here to explain to the people who gave us our grant, why it's a positive thing that we spent all their money and uhm... accomplished uhm... nothing.
Monica: They all came from the list you handed out to us two weeks ago.
Ross: Hey, when the snippy guy sees the routine, hell wanna build us our own platform!
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Well, its better than us deciding.
PHOEBE: Well, 'cause, I mean, what if, what if he's not this great dad guy? I mean, what if, what if he's just still the dirtbag who ran out on my mom and us? You know what? I've already lost a fake dad this week and I don't think I'm ready to lose a real one.
Monica: Thats also like the tenth time you told us.
Rachel: Noo! Oh no! No! God no! He should not get back together with her. I know that! You know that! Even Ross knows that! But that still doesnt give us the right to erase his message!
Phoebe: Well, I don't know if that's such a good idea. They clearly don't want to be with us.
ROSS: Look, don't blame us. You guys coulda been there, you know.
Monica: Oh God, maybe he wont see us. Richard!
Joey: Rach, youre killin us here, will ya serve the dessert already? Those drunken dancers are waiting!
ROSS: I know, I know, it's, it's almost...[turns around, sees Chandler and Joey] What do you say we go take a walk, just us, not them?
Bitsy: Phoebe, come sit. Tell us a little bit about yourself... So where are you from?
Ross: Y'know, we work in a museum of natural history, and yet there is something unnatural about the way we eat lunch. Now, I look around this cafeteria, and yknow what I see, I see-I see division. Division, between people in white coats and people in blue blazers, and I ask myself, "My God why?!" Now, I say we shed these-these coats that separate us, and we get to know the people underneath. (He takes off his coat and throws it down.) Im Ross! Im divorced, and I have a kid!
Chandler: Honey, it's us. Of course it's the shovel-killer.
Chandler: They thought it was very smart of us to have a child write the recommendation letter.
Monica: Phoebe, come on, you have to tell us.
Ross: You know what, its, its better this way anyway. I mean I dont know what I was thinking, going down that road again with us. Its just much easier if were just friends who have a kid.
Ross: Would you excuse us for a second? (Pulls Rachel off to the side) Umm . what are you doing?
Monica: Ugh, I can not believe this! I mean, who is she to judge us? We could not have been nicer to her!
Alice: Y'know, I mean, really we do realise that theres an age difference between us.
The Rabbi: Let us begin. Dearly beloved
Ross: Hey Pheebs, what-what was the deal with you and Chandler blowing us off before?
Man At The Wedding: Uh, would you take one of us?
Phoebe: It’s for our wedding day! Right, now, is this guy gay or straight, because one of us gonna have to start flirting.
The Director: Cut! Alex, remember youre supposed to cry. Can you cry for us this time?
Mr. Burgin: Well just grab some food and take it with us right upstairs, and well be right out of you hair.
Rachel: But you could teach us.
Ross: IThey would not let us get married when we were that drunk!
Ross: No, NO! (they're moving to the side of the bed, where they sit down) Look, I need to talk to Joey. I mean, you guys just broke up. Before anything more happens between us, I need to know he's okay with it.
Monica: (interrupts him) If someone wants to give us a present, we dont want to deprive them of that joy.
PHOEBE: I hate this. 'Cause I tell you, I had the most amazing two weeks planned for us, and almost everything I had in mind, we had to be a lot closer than this.
Chandler: (nervously) It was at the front door. When I got home. Somebody sent it to us.
Phoebe: Come on! Let us be guys! Maybe we want to be guys!
Ross: Oh here, I think this is us. (Reading the name cards.) Yeah.
Chandler: Okay, I gotta ask, who calls us that?!
Monica: No! Wait! If anybody gets to go.. it's us (Points at herself and Chandler) We've been complaining the longest!
Phoebe: Yay!! Oh so, youre not, youre not mad at us anymore?
Chandler: No, no, but they are going to lease us a Ford Focus. (Monicas not impressed.) Ill get out of it.
Rachel: (Gasps) Are you breaking up with us?
Monica: Hey, I just whipped us up some Easy Bake treats, they should be ready in about three days.
Mr. Waltham: Ahh, then you have to give us the lawn ornaments.
Joey: Hey youre right. Yeah, its kinda been like us again a little bit.
Monica: You see, if wed gone around them like I said, weShe wouldve given us those tickets. Damnit!
Rachel: Chandler, can you give us a minute?
Monica: Umm, so how long have you been working with your dad? (He looks at her) Come on, one of us had to mention him.
MONICA: Ok, which one of us do you think is gonna be the first one to get married?
Mrs. Geller: Ross, why dont you give us your toast now?
Monica: Excuse us! (then to Phoebe) Alright here's a question: Who was so worried about her restaurant being fancy that she made a big deal about her friend playing her music and feels really bad about it now? (raises her hand)
Chandler: Apology accepted. Excuse us. (They try to enter again.)
Chandler: Well, can we help?! You want us to take you back to the house?!
Chandler: Oh my God, introduce us!
PHOEBE: Yeah, I talked to my grandma about the Old Yeller incident, and she told me that my mom used to not show us the ends of sad movies to shield us from the pain and sadness. You know, before she killed herself.
Chandler: Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, y'know? I mean it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out.
Elizabeth: The guys across the hall are throwing water balloons at us.
Joey: Oh, were supposed to just get him a ticket?! That guy is always mooching off of us!
Ross: Hey, remember how Chandler and Phoebe blew us off yesterday?
Rachel: Okay, walk us through it, honey, walk us through it.
Rachel: Well maybe, maybe she's with us right now?
Ross: Uh Joey, can you give us just a minute?
Rachel: Well tell us! What are they?
Chandler: Made a few calls, pulled some strings, and they agreed to seat us at 11:30 if we both had the chicken and didn't get desert.
Chandler: Well, youre gonna have to leave sometime, because you both have jobs, and as soon as you do, were switching it back! Theres nothing you can do to stop us! Right, Joe?
Chandler: I can't believe you'd want us to raise Emma.
Joey: Look, which one of us is gonna be having sex in there, me or you?
Ross makes some sort of sound to let us know it hurt.
Rachel: No. But she did give us some ideas on how to induce labor.
Chandler: Honey, I got us that room at the Woodford Inn this weekend.
Phoebe: No! Look-look! Theres the coffee table they stole from us!
Chandler: I wish there was an easier way for us to have a child but I don't think there is one.
Phoebe: Ok, so this is pretty much what's happened so far. Ross was in love with Rachel since, you know, forever, but every time he tried to tell her, something kind of got in the way, like cats, and Italian guys. Finally Chandler was like "forget about her" but when Ross was in China on his dig, Chandler let it slip that Ross was in love with Rachel. She was like, "Oh my god." So she went to the airport to meet him when he came back, but what she didn't know was, that Ross was getting off the plane with another woman. Uh-Oh! So, that's pretty much everything you need to know. But, enough about us. So, how've you been?
Ross: Well, ??? think that�s us?
Rachel: Okay. Oh wait! One more thing umm, do-do we still need to uh settle the question of "us?"