words in movies
Phoebe Sr.: Well, the-the three of us we were, kind of umm, a couple.
Rachel: (handing him the letter) Its just some things Ive been thinking about. Some things about us, and before we can even think about the two of us getting back together, I just need to know how you feel about this stuff.
Ross: Well, I wanted to be thorough. I mean this-this is clearly very, very important to you, to us! And so I wanted to read every word carefully, twice!
Chandler: Well, can we help?! You want us to take you back to the house?!
Joey: Its between us and the sea, Ross!
Chandler: Ill give you a thousand dollars to talk to us.
Phoebe: Tell us what?
Frank Jr.: You'd do that for us?
ROSS: Animal sex, animal sex? So what're you saying, I mean, you're saying that like, there's nothing between us animal at all. I mean there's not even like, uhm, a little animal, not even, not even like, like chipmunk sex?
Chandler: Just give us the cheapest room you have.
MONICA: [Chandler tries to come back with a smart-ass remark but can't swallow the muffin.] Quick, Phoebe, tell us before he can swallow.
Chandler: All right. I'll tell you what. When we're 40, if neither one of us are married, what do you say you and I get together and have one?
Rachel: What is the matter with us?
Rachel: So, Joey, what are you gonna do for us?
Chandler: Yes but there's six of us so we'd only have to get struck by lightning 7 times.
Ross: Look at you two, bonding, making us late for the airport so
Joey: Yeah, Monica made us!
Rachel: No, there is no Rachel Greep, but then this other girl overheard us and she was all, "Im Rachel Greep! Im Rachel Greep!" and he let her right in.
Jamie: This could be Gods way of telling us to eat at home.
Ross: How come its always us left in the field holding the ball?
Monica: Oh, you mean like that guy thing where you act mean and distant until you get us to break up with you.
Joey: Come on, Chandler, Ross is our friend. He needs us right now, so why don't you be a grown up and come and watch some TV in the fort!
Ross: Yeah, didn�t I mention that? Yeah, I mean, we haven�t being going out for too long, but rather there is thisamazing connection between us. I-I mean, in fact just before you came in she called me her boyfriend. I thought it wasa little too soon, but it was also, you know, it was kinda nice.
Mike: She could have been talking about either one of us.
Chandler: Pheebs you didnt have to get us anything for our wedding you already sang
Chandler: Somebody is gonna pick us.
Joey: Ha-ha, very funnyLook! I dont know what to do! I really want you guys to get along. Just please come to the movie with us. I mean you owe me!
Monica: Okay, just wait, please. I promise we'll come up with something. Just give us a little more time.
Chandler: That's what our friends call us.
Monica: The three of us?
Chandler: Thank you so much for agreeing to see us.
Chandler: I don't know! You'll tell us on Monday!
Monica: But she liked us.
Monica: Oh, he just doesn't want us to go through any trouble. Think of how excited he'll be when we go out and surprise him! Plus we get to have our own, ani-Vegas-ary! A-Nevadaversary!
The Photographer: (taking pictures) Great! Thats great Monica! Great! Now, Chandler, you want to give us a smile?
Doug: So why cant the three of us go out together?
Joey: Is he still mad at us?
Phoebe: Hey, hey! (shouting) Boo us? Boo you!
Carol: Is it a good sign that they asked us to hang around after the audition?
Chandler: Okay, okay. You have to help us decide whose joke this is.
Phoebe: Your last dance. Do it for us.
Phoebe: Okay, what did we say was your one gift to us?
Monica: She has a better chance of sprouting wings and flying up your nose than you do of not making fun of us.
Joey: Uh-huh look, the only reason I can over here was to settle things between us! Okay? Youve done a lot for me and my career, I wanted to pay you back so I took you to the premiere but you missed it! Okay, so how much do I owe you?
Monica: Thank you for letting us see the house again.
Tag: Then we went to this bar and he hooked us up with all these women!
Monica: No, please don't. Please, Joey. She will kill us!
Rachel: Ah, I-I never should have said what I said. Ityknow what? It just doesn't matter how I feel. I mean we work together, so nothing could really ever happen between us, and what I would love is just to go to work on Monday, and-and never talk about this again, okay? Big day Monday lots to do. So, we're okay?
Monica: Oh no, you see were on our honeymoon. So umm, can you do your little thing and bump us up to first class?
Ross: which brings us back, of course, to Greelys theory of dominance. (The bell rings.) Okay, that-thats all for today. Oh, uh does anyone know where the Freeman building is?
Rachel: What the... DIAL IT DOWN! (Joey goes to sit on the bed) Listen, ok, and maybe they're crazy thoughts, but sometimes I do, I have, I've been thinking about... you know, us! (looks at Joey, who's totally distraught) Ok, dial it up a little!
Janice: Chandler, one of us has got to be strong.
Phoebe: Joey's having a party and he wasn't gonna invite us?
Monica: Call us when you get there.
Ross: So, nobody's here? Monica's gonna kill us!
Chandler: Really? You got us a chick and a duck?
Phoebe: (singing) "Are you in there little fetus? In nine will you come great us? I will buy you some Adidas."
Rachel: Hey Mon, what are you doing now? Wanna come see a movie with us?
Joey: (to Leslie) So ah, Phoebe tells us you write jingles.
Chandler: But you did like us. And you should. My wife's an incredible woman. She's loving and devoted and caring. And don't tell her I said this but the woman's always right... I love my wife more than anything in this world. And I... It kills me that I can't give her a baby... I really want a kid. And when that day finally comes, I'll learn how to be a good dad. But my wife... she's already there. She's a mother... without a baby... Please?
Ross: How would he like to come with me to the Museum of Natural History after everyone else has left, just the two of us, and he can touch anything he wants. (Mr. Zellner looks shocked). I just heard it as you must have heard it and that’s not good. Let me start again. I’m a paleontologist, you’ll be there with us and the touching refers only to bones… fossils!
Monica: Chandler, for so long I I wondered if I would ever find my prince, my soul mate. Then three years ago, at another wedding I turned to a friend for comfort. And in stead, I found everything that Id ever been looking for my whole life. And now here we are with our future before us and I only want to spend it with you, my prince, my soul mate, my friend. Unless you dont want to. You go!
Monica: Oh my God. She's gonna pick us!
Chandler: I doubt that! Tell her about us last year.
Chandler: You told us both we could be in the wedding? (they both stare at Rachel)
Rachel: No! (Joey sets his beer and bag of chips down and heads into his room.) Oh what does he know! Come on Rosita, us chichas got to stick together! (She tries pulling on the back of the chair, until the hinge breaks and the back falls off.) You bitch!
Minster: As my lawfully wedded husband, in sickness and in health, till death parts us.
Joey: (stopping him) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa-whoa! We could have our own show! Y'know we could clap our hands together people will love it! Huh? And-and-and I wrote a song for us! (Singing, to the tune of This Land is Your Land) This hand is your hand! This hand is my hand! Oh wait, that's your hand! No wait, it's my hand!
Rachel: No. Shes going to live with us for eight weeks.
Monica: Come on! Tests make us all better learners! Oh yeah! (Running out) We should have essay questions!!
Ross: The judge wouldnt let us get an annulment! Now we gotta get a divorce!! Did a Porsch throw up on you? (Walks on.)
Joey: So I ah, talked to Lauren, kinda told her how things were with us. Did you ah, did you talk to Marshall?
Amy: You know what? When I moved in here I thought: This is gonna be so great. Just us sisters, back together again like when we were kids, except without that stupid Jill... Oh! Who has gotten fat by the way...
Joey: Hey, don’t get mad at us! No one forced you to raise the stakes!
Ross: Yeah, yeah. You should come check us out. We're called "Way! No Way!".
Monica: Well, we appreciate anything you can tell us.
Rachel: Oh we did, but my mom got us the greatest gift of all.
RYAN: Phoebe, I have spent the last eight months in a steel tube with men, thinking about this moment. I am not gonna let a bunch of itchy spots stand between us. [He walks to her and kisses her.]
Elizabeth: Ross, its going to be okay. Im not going down there to hook up with a bunch of guys. I really like you. I like how things are going between us.
Chandler: Hey, I can be smooth. (Walks back to the Maitre d', very smoothly) Listen, we're a little bit in a hurry, so, if you can get us a table a little quicker, I'd appreciate it. (Shakes his hand)
Rachel: I mean Ross all that does is remind us that you are interested in fossils.
Phoebe: Yknow you, you just stop being such a wuss and get those off and you come with us and watch naked girls dance around!!
Rachel: Pheebs, I would make a reservation for five, because one of us has to stay home and watch Emma. (to Ross:) Which one of us should go to dinner?
Phoebe: Are you lying? Is this like that time you tried to convince us that you were a doctor?
Monica: Oh my God. (Grabs Phoebe and turns her away) Phoebe. Don't look now, but behind us is a guy who has the potential to break our hearts and plunge us into a pit of depression.
Chandler: Erica, please. Just consider us. Ask them to see our file. Our last name's Bing. My wife's a chef and I'm in advertising.
Phoebe: Yeah! Yknow, we were really huge too, but then they had to shut us down when Regina Philange died of alcohol poisoning.
Chandler: Mike didn't tell you? You have to chose one of us to be in your wedding. One of his groomsmen fell out.
Ross: Look, I'm sorry to hear about your tragedy, ok? But the swings are perfectly safe, and besides Emma loves them. You know what, you should come with us and you'll see!
Mr. Geller: You cant ask us son, thats cheating.
Joey: No, we didnt even pay our cable billmaybe this is how they punish us.
RACHEL: It's just this thing. Every year we would go out on my dad's boat and watch the fireworks. Mom always hated it because the ocean air made her hair all big. My sister Jill would be throwing up over the side and my dad would be upset becasue nobody was helping and then when we did help he would scream at us for doing it wrong. But then when the fireworks started, everybody just shut up, you know, and it'd get really cold, and we would all just sort of smush under this one blanket. It never occured to anybody to bring another one. And now it's just...
Chandler: Joey's not a friend. He's...a stupid man who left us his credit card. Another drink? Some dessert? A big screen TV?
Tag: No, you didn't. The only thing that freaked me out was you saying that nothing could ever happen between us.
Rachel: (entering) Monica? You gonna be very proud of me. I just got us dates with two unbelievably cute nurses.
Rachel: So can we keep this between us?
Leslie: Well. Your mom didn't tell us about the blobbies.
Ross: (standing at the edge of the roof) Yeah, I guess we dont have a choice. (Screaming to the street) Help us! Please help us! Were stuck up on the roof and we cant get down!!!
Monica: And he came at us with an axe, so Rachel had to use a bug bomb on him!
Mike: (raising his glass) Thank you guys for having us over.
Monica: Guys, you're a few steps ahead of us.
Chandler: Yes, but I just had one. Two. Two tiny cigarettes. Okay, five. A pack. Two pack�a�a carton. Three big fat cartons in two days. (How many cigarettes are there in one pack and how many packs in one carton in the US?) But it�s over, I made a decision, I�m not gonna smoke anymore.
Monica: (entering, happily) All right everybody! Everybody guess what? I just convinced Paul to give us a test next week!
Ross: Okay. Well, apparently Chandlers angry at us for not getting him a ticket to that Knicks game a couple of weeks ago.
Monica: Yes, I want to change. And why-why dont you go down and get us a table?
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