words in movies
Monica: Okay! Wait-wait-wait! Shhh! (Bangs on her class with a spoon to make a toast.) Okay, umm, I just wanna say that I love you guys so-so much and-and thank you for being here on my special night. (Chandler clears his throat.) Our special night. I mean it just wouldnt be myour-our night, if you all werent here to celebrate with meusDamnit!
Phoebe: Okay, so The Plaza! Okay, well get us some Mai Thais, (To Chandler) maybe no more for you though.
Ross: Uh, Rachel, Ive been thinking. I dont think us getting together tonight is such a good idea. Im calling it off.
Chandler: (to another couple) Uh, excuse me? Could you take a picture of us?
Rachel: Whoa! Hey-hey, you planning on inviting us?
Chandler: So explain something to me here, uh, what kind of a relationship do you imagine us having if you already have a husband and a boyfriend?
Ross: Believe me, it seems like less because they hid it from us for so long.
Chandler: Thats a great idea! We can easily think of a way for us both to enjoy the room.
Phoebe: And if that guy at the charity gives us a hard time, my friend hasn't shot anyone in a really long time.
Joey/Drake: So what about us? Everything we feel for each other.
Ross: Oh, we were helping Chandler write his vows, but he kicked us out because Joey kept making inappropriate suggestions.
Chandler: When youre marrying us; thats what you should say.
Phoebe: (A woman with large breasts walks in the door) Ohh knockers will help us figure it out. (She walks by and he checks her out.)
Phoebe: Well, look, why dont you just, why dont you do your Phase Two strip club thing with us.
Ross: Just you keep it, listen did you, did you tell anyone about us?
Ross: So Pheebs, how long is your mom gonna be with us?
Joey: Thats us.
Monica: Are you funny? Tell us a joke!
Monica: Uhm, we just wanna give you a heads-up. Bill and Colleen hate us.
Chandler: (aside, to Ross) What!? They are totally ripping us off!
Phoebe: No! No! Its just that he gave me three tickets and there are six of us!
Monica: Well, that's different. My lie didn't make one of us a felon in 48 states. What were you thinking?
Phoebe: Great! Okay then its just us girls!
Joey: Its between us and the sea, Ross!
Ross: Look, Mon, do you want us to uh, come back later?
Ross: Hey, I know whatll get us up on a platform!
Rachel: Its good. Except he makes us watch the Discovery Channel all day long. Did you know that something really boring happened to someone really ugly in the Middle Ages? (to the waitress handing her a cup of coffee) Oh, thank you. Ill see you guys later.
Monica: Phoebe, stop writing about us!
A Tourist: (To Joey) Would you mind doing a picture with us?
Kathy: Yeah, they teamed us up as partners. Joey picked three scenes for us to do; all of them had us making out.
Phoebe: Ok, this is not about the MONEY, ok? It's about... it's about corporate greed destroying our hearts and leaving us... the hollow shells.
Ross: Okay umm, why dont we all take a seat, yknow? And uh, and Ill get us all some uh some coffees(He goes to pull out Elizabeths chair, but Paul steps in)Yeah, why dont you. (Paul pulls out her chair) Uh and you guys can talk about whatever, whatever you want. Yknow? Whatever pops into your head. (He turns his back to Paul and Elizabeth and points to himself for Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe. Then he goes to order the coffee.)
Rachel: Look, I know that you guys really want to get to Vermont and this isn't a really big deal to you, but it really is to us, ok? Emma will never have a first birthday again.
Mona: No, no. Listen, Ross is too nice to say anything, but this is his apartment, and, and, we gotta have some boundaries, so why dont you go back to your place and give us some privacy?
Monica: Thats not true, there are great pictures of us!
Chandler: (to Joey) Okay, that hurt us.
Monica: Phoebe knows and she's just trying to freak us out! That's the only explanation for it!
Chandler: (To Monica) Did she see us yet? Did she see us?
Frank: Well, you, wait no, my Mother didnt want us to be together, but the worst thing she ever did was tie me to the porch.
Ross: Yknow what? Maybe, Mrs. Green, its not absolutely vital that you live with us.
Monica: Joey, whats going on. What didnt you tell us you work here?
Monica: Who? I mean have you seen a car come by here in the last hour and a half? I think we should call Ross, maybe he can get a car and come pick us up.
Joey: Yeah lady! Give us candy!!
Rachel: The logic is, that there are two of us and we are both strong enough to break a chair in half!
Rachel: O-okay, now see, you never ever ever told us that...
Phoebe: Okay, yeah. (to Monica and Rachel) Triple A can pick us up.
Chandler: Honey, she keeps canceling on us, take the hint.
Ross: Im sorry the answer there would be...none of us.
Joey: Okay. Table, you have given us so many great times. And you guys, Jordan, Victor, Joel... All of you guys. What can I say? You guys make us look good. You wanna say anything?
Joey: (screaming) And now Chandler! Were all gettin so old! (Looking up) Why are you doing this to us?! (Turns away crying.)
Chandler: (closing the box) Yknow what? Forget it! We are just hungry! We have not had lunch! We are just light-headed! So let us go out and have lunch and forget about the cheesecake.
Mr. Geller: Happy birthday, sweetie! Give us a hug! (Starts to get up.)
Phoebe: Will you get us better gifts?
Chandler: I dont think this town is big enough for both of us to relax in. (He blows on his hand) Draw!! (He quickly pulls the lever to raise the foot rest, like a gunfighter in a Western.)
Chandler: Look at us, were a couple of couples!
BIG BULLY: You told on us?
Chandler: Mr. and Mrs. Geller, you look wonderful, it is great to have you hear, let us take off your coats!
Monica: Do you mind telling us what it is?
Ross: I know where Joey would be. He would be down in the foxhole protecting all of us.
Phoebe: Yeah, otherwise, I mean thats, thats, thats just it for us hanging out together. Y'know is that what you want? (they both look away) Can you be civil?
Aunt Millie: Give us a kiss. Come on! Come on!
Joey: Oh hey listen I got us tickets to a Knicks game tonight.
Chandler: (to the two guys) Excuse me. (Chandler and Ross move away from them). That didn't make us sound gay at all!
Rachel: How can you not remember us kissing?!
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Well, its better than us deciding.
Monica: They all came from the list you handed out to us two weeks ago.
PHOEBE: Well, 'cause, I mean, what if, what if he's not this great dad guy? I mean, what if, what if he's just still the dirtbag who ran out on my mom and us? You know what? I've already lost a fake dad this week and I don't think I'm ready to lose a real one.
Monica: Thats also like the tenth time you told us.
Rachel: Noo! Oh no! No! God no! He should not get back together with her. I know that! You know that! Even Ross knows that! But that still doesnt give us the right to erase his message!
David: Well, just for a couple of days, uhm... I'm here to explain to the people who gave us our grant, why it's a positive thing that we spent all their money and uhm... accomplished uhm... nothing.
Ross: Hey, when the snippy guy sees the routine, hell wanna build us our own platform!
Phoebe: Well, I don't know if that's such a good idea. They clearly don't want to be with us.
ROSS: I know, I know, it's, it's almost...[turns around, sees Chandler and Joey] What do you say we go take a walk, just us, not them?
Monica: Oh God, maybe he wont see us. Richard!
Joey: Rach, youre killin us here, will ya serve the dessert already? Those drunken dancers are waiting!
Chandler: They thought it was very smart of us to have a child write the recommendation letter.
ROSS: Look, don't blame us. You guys coulda been there, you know.
Chandler: Honey, it's us. Of course it's the shovel-killer.
Bitsy: Phoebe, come sit. Tell us a little bit about yourself... So where are you from?
Ross: Y'know, we work in a museum of natural history, and yet there is something unnatural about the way we eat lunch. Now, I look around this cafeteria, and yknow what I see, I see-I see division. Division, between people in white coats and people in blue blazers, and I ask myself, "My God why?!" Now, I say we shed these-these coats that separate us, and we get to know the people underneath. (He takes off his coat and throws it down.) Im Ross! Im divorced, and I have a kid!
Ross: You know what, its, its better this way anyway. I mean I dont know what I was thinking, going down that road again with us. Its just much easier if were just friends who have a kid.
Monica: Phoebe, come on, you have to tell us.
Ross: Would you excuse us for a second? (Pulls Rachel off to the side) Umm . what are you doing?
Alice: Y'know, I mean, really we do realise that theres an age difference between us.
The Director: Cut! Alex, remember youre supposed to cry. Can you cry for us this time?
Ross: Hey Pheebs, what-what was the deal with you and Chandler blowing us off before?
Man At The Wedding: Uh, would you take one of us?
Monica: Ugh, I can not believe this! I mean, who is she to judge us? We could not have been nicer to her!
The Rabbi: Let us begin. Dearly beloved
Mr. Burgin: Well just grab some food and take it with us right upstairs, and well be right out of you hair.
Rachel: But you could teach us.
Ross: IThey would not let us get married when we were that drunk!
Ross: No, NO! (they're moving to the side of the bed, where they sit down) Look, I need to talk to Joey. I mean, you guys just broke up. Before anything more happens between us, I need to know he's okay with it.
Monica: (interrupts him) If someone wants to give us a present, we dont want to deprive them of that joy.
PHOEBE: I hate this. 'Cause I tell you, I had the most amazing two weeks planned for us, and almost everything I had in mind, we had to be a lot closer than this.
Ross: Oh here, I think this is us. (Reading the name cards.) Yeah.
Phoebe: It’s for our wedding day! Right, now, is this guy gay or straight, because one of us gonna have to start flirting.
Chandler: (nervously) It was at the front door. When I got home. Somebody sent it to us.
Phoebe: Come on! Let us be guys! Maybe we want to be guys!
Chandler: Okay, I gotta ask, who calls us that?!
Monica: Hey, I just whipped us up some Easy Bake treats, they should be ready in about three days.
Monica: No! Wait! If anybody gets to go.. it's us (Points at herself and Chandler) We've been complaining the longest!
Chandler: No, no, but they are going to lease us a Ford Focus. (Monicas not impressed.) Ill get out of it.