words in movies
Ross: No, us having to lie about being married.
Ross: Would you excuse us for a second? (Pulls Rachel off to the side) Umm . what are you doing?
Monica: No, no its going to be great. Really! Mom, Dad, when I got married, one of the things that made me sure I could do it was the amazing example the two of you set for me. For that and so many other things I want to say thank you. I know I probably dont say it enough, but I love you. (Pretends to cry hoping her parents will join her.) When I look around this room, Im-Im saddened by the thought of those who could not be here with us. Nana, my beloved grandmother who would so want to be here, but she cant because shes dead. As is our dog Chi-Chi. I mean look how cute she is. (Holds up the picture and pretends to cry again). Was. (To an old man by the stage.) Do me a favor and pass this to my parents. Remember shes dead. Okay, her and Nana, gone. Wow! Hey does anybody remember when Debra Winger had to say goodbye to her children in Terms of Endearment? (Chandler covers his ears) Didnt see that? No movie fans?! You want to hear something sad? The other day I was watching 60 Minutes these orphans in Romania, who have been so neglected, they were incapable of love. (Waits for people to cry, but doesnt get any tears.) You people are made of stone! Heres to mom and dad! Whatever!
Mrs. Geller: Ross, why dont you give us your toast now?
Ross: My dad wanted to know if you wanted to play racquetball with us.
Rachel: Hey, now wait a minute! I get when you told people at first that you wanted to be an actor they laughed at you! Now come on Bobby, why dont you tell us a little bit about your band?
Phoebe: Alright, okay, so we can all go now. That is fun. Hey, you know what? We all haven�t been together the six of us in such a long time.
Phoebe: Oh sure okay, you can touch yourself in front of us but you cant talk to Rachel.
Rachel: And you weren't going to tell us? How did you think you were gonna get away with that?
Ross: So you gonna invite us all to the big opening?
Hold Voice: Please stay on the line. Youre call is very important to us.
Phoebe: You're not? Then why did you ask us if we wanted to go?
Monica: No!! You have been screwing us all day!
Ross: Well each tell you how we came up with the joke and then you decide which one of us is telling the truthme.
Mike: I'm sorry. Are you ok with that? Cause if not...maybe us moving in together isn't the best idea.
Chandler: Well, I guess there's nothing left for us to do but-but kiss.
Joey: Yes, but y'know what? It doesn't matter who knows what. Now, enough of us know that we can just tell them that we know! Then all the lying and the secrets would finally be over!
Chandler: I am sorry, but some of us have to get up early and go to work! (Monica looks at him) (To Monica) He does not know that I am not some of us.
LITTLE BULLY: He told on us?
Phoebe: I understand. Yeah. Ok so then ok, so we're both living in New York, not seeing anyone. That's so not like us!
Rachel: Yeah! Oh by the way, thank you for loaning us Pamela and Yasmine.
Ross: Uh, do you wanna go change first? The doctors keeping the office open late for us, but if you hurry
Ross: Oh you guys, I-I really think just one of us should go out there so she's not overwhelmed...
Phoebe: (deadpan) Come on Ross. Were sorry. Please tell us what it is.
Ross: WhatYoure not serious. I mean shes a very nice woman, but there is no way we can take eight weeks of her. Shell drive us totally crazy.
Rachel: And that was so sweet of you to ask! Oh my God, the three of us are gonna have such a good time living together!
Monica: That didnt work on mom, its not going to work on us.
Monica: No-no, Rachel, dont get it! He cant see us!
Monica: All right, so now that Ross knows can you tell us yknow how it happened? I mean, when did it happen? How many times did it happen?
Rachel: So. I just thought the two of us should hang out for a bit. I mean, you know, we've never really talked. I guess you'd know that, being one of the two of us, though, right?
Rachel: Jill, honey, I think this is the best thing that couldve ever happened to you. I mean you needed to get out on your own anyway! And you know when I did it, I-I-I at first I was scared, and look at me now! Im the only daughter dad is proud of! Okay, well this is, this is what youre gonna do. Youre gonna get a job, youre gonna get an apartment, and then Ill help you and you can stay with us. Right Pheebs, she can stay with us?
Joey: Dude, stop talking crazy and make us some tea!
Monica: They gave us a fake number? Why? Why would they do that?
Monica: Ross! She's giving us her baby. She can eat you if she wants.
Monica: So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?
Ross: C'mon you guys, this is really important to us.
MR. GELLER: Well, I can't say any of us were surprised. Your parents have been unhappy ever since we've known them. Especially after that incident in Hawaii.
Ross: I don’t know. Phoebe, if one of us saw Mike with another woman would you want us to tell you?
Rachel: Oh, I know, I know, the odds are against us, but somebody has to win, and it could be us! And then how you gonna feel? You know, we're gonna be all like "oh everybody, let's take our helicopters up to the cape" and you're gonna be all like "oh, I can't guys, I'll meet you guys up there, I gotta gas up the Hyundai"
Phoebe: She's gonna say goodbye to each of us individually.
Alice: None. But if there was something you wanted to tell us, were just gonna be right over there (points to the counter) having coffee.
Rachel: Yes okay. (Checking the speed dial again.) Well now see this isnt telling us anything. (Reading the speed dial) Joe. Carlos. Peter. Ooh! Peter Luger! T hats a steak house!
Phoebe: Oh, come on Will! Just take off your shirt and tell us!
Phoebe: Im so, so, so sorry, Joey. I definitely am gonna see youre play. I swear youre play is very important to us, thank you for your patience. Youre play is the next play is the next play Im gonna see.
Monica: ...They threw us out! I was thrown out of a hotel! Me!
Rachel: Ugh, okay, well somebody will come and save us.
Ross: No, no, that's not where I was going. Er, if you get in the... way, of us becoming a thing, then I would be, well, very sad.
Phoebe: Did he mention us?
ROSS: Uh, actually mom, I think Monica thanked him for the both of us.
Ross: (knowing she's not alright) O-kay. Well, I'm gonna go grab us some breakfast. (He starts to leave)
Rachel: Yeah well, not anymore I can't. He fired us! What are we gonna do? We have to find a pediatrician. Wait wait, Monica said that when you guys were growing up, you really liked your doctor. What was his name?
Phoebe: I justI don't want us to jump into something we're not ready for.
Ross: What did you want to show us? Because all I can see is this bitchin' van!
Monica: Look at us all dressed up for the big office party! By the way, what are we celebrating?
Phoebe: Monica, do you want us to take you home?
Phoebe: No, no, no. It's not! It's not my mom. It belonged to mom. Yeah, no, she used to put it out every Christmas to remind us, that even though it's Christmas, people still die. And, you can put candy in it. (She grabs the skull, pulls out a stick of licorice, and takes a bite.)
Joey: Yeah. Hey, remember when she brought up that thing about the three of us?
Phoebe: You don't need Janice for that, you've got us. We
Monica: Ohhh, oh my God! Oh my God! She knows about us!
Joey: (He turns around to Chandler looking for approval to go with Rachel, Chandler mouths Come on!) (turning back to Rachel) Ross, did ask us first, and we set that night aside.
Chandler: Oh, well, ah... maybe thats because theyre ah... jealous, of us.
Ross: Okay, I got us a court date for tomorrow at 2:00 and I picked up all the forms. Ill take care of everything.
Chandler: Buh-bye. (Hangs up the phone) I just got us reservations at Michelles and tickets to the Musicman to celebrate our first holiday season as a betroughed couple.
CHANDLER: Could you get us a couple of beers?
Rachel: Dont call us that! (Storms away)
Monica: What you guys don't understand is, for us, kissing is as important as any part of it.
Rachel: Amy, you know what? I was thinking that maybe now it'd be a good time for us to sit down and, you know, talk about your future.
Phoebe: It does! How would you feel if you couldnt share your cooking? Or-or imagine how Ross would feel if he couldnt teach us about dragons.
Monica: We're kidding. C'mon, tell us!
Phoebe: Well, you know, if you want fashion help, Rachel and I are going shopping tomorrow. You're more than welcome to come with us, right?
Chandler: And those guys were this (Doing the standard "This Close" gesture) close to lettin us play this time too.
Janice: Just us.
PHOEBE: Yeah and oh, and but there's, there's wind and the wind can make us Goddesses. But you know who takes out wind? Men, they just take it.
Phoebe: Umm, look we dont, we dont really know each other so it would be really easy to just forget about this, but there seems to be something between us. And I dont know about you but that doesnt happen to me a lot.
Aunt Lillian: You know, whatever we pick, she would've told us it's the wrong one.
Monica: Ohhh, oh my God! Oh my God! She knows about us!
Phoebe: (shouts after David) Oh! David, get one for us too! Oh, oh, and see if they have a heart-shaped one! And with mirrors on the ceiling!
Jamie: Hi, its us.
Paul: Neither of us like Ross!
Monica: Yeah, but the important thing to know about us, is how much we would care for this little baby. (holds up the sonogram)
CHANDLER: Listen can you guys uh, speak up, it's harder for us to hear you when you lower your voice.
Chandler: Well, it's a pretty big commitment, I mean, what if one of us wants to move out?
Rachel: Well, it doesnt sound like it! I mean, its pretty easy not to kiss someone, you just dont kiss them! See look at us, right now, not kissing!
Ross: Are you sure? Great. Carol? Wanna come over and join us?
Joey: Why? (In Drakes voice.) Why cant the world stop turning, just for a moment? Just for us?
Ross: So is everybody here? I got here a little early myself. Let us begin. Now, the hydrosaurids have been unearthed in two main locations. (He moves to the map and we see why he made it to class on time, hes wearing in-line skates and hasnt taken them off.) Here. (Points to the map, somewhere in the Middle East, then spins on the skates and points to the map.) Here. (China.) Now as for the hydrosaurs
Monica: No! To take more pictures of all of us together. I mean I really think it's the best resolution because everyone will enjoy the pictures.
Ross: Molly, ah, do you mind giving us just a minute?
Mrs. Waltham: You can forget about Emily, shes not with us.
Chandler: Y'know, I wouldve bet good money that hed be the first one of us to get married.
Rachel: (as Monica) Hi, remember us?
Joey: (crying) Why God?! Why are you doing this to us?! (He buries his head in Rosss shoulder.)
Phoebe: Or we could just follow your clever jokes any ideas? No! Didnt think so! Okay, cmon guys, show us where the presents are!
Ross: Joey, we just saw you come in. You ran past us on the stairs.
Rachel: Yes, my sister's giving us her place for the weekend.
Chandler: And the moment of joy is upon us.
Phoebe: Thats right, there you go! Crushes happen all the time! I know Ive had them for all you guys. Well, except for Ross and Chandler. And Im sure youve had them for us.
Monica: So I, I told Rachel it was just gonna be the two of us.
Kim: No. No! You're doing great! Dont you give up! That's why we didn't tell you and we're not gonna drag you down with us.
CHANDLER: You can tell us.
Joey: Ohh, you're upset because you think I chose Ross over you! No! I knew you could take care of yourself. Y'know, I mean Ross, he need help. He's not street like us!
Ross: So, I got us some reservations for Sunday night, okay? How about, Ernies at 9 oclock?
Chandler: Yeah, you don't want to be stuck with us for the next five weeks.
MONICA: And some of us really have to pee.