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Ross: Oh, but I've got tickets to the Van Gogh exhibit! I've been waiting like a year for this.
Monica: All right. But umm, I-I-Ill pay you back all the money you invested, and you can keep the van.
VAN DAMME: Normally, I would not do it.
VAN DAMME: 'Cause Rachel told me uh, you were dying to have a threesome with me and uh, Drew Barrymore. By the way, Drew has some groundrules and...
ROSS: This screen is amazing, I mean Dick Van Dyke is practically life-size.
Phoebe: Okay. You know how people need transportation, but they also need massages to help them relax so I just figured we could combine the two, okay, I give the massages and Frank drives! I can fix up the van, bolt the table in the back, and you know what Ive got?
SUSIE: It looks like one of her eyebrows fell down. Now unless someone convinces her to let me bleach it, Jean-Claude Van Damme is gonna be making out with Gabe Kaplan.
Monica: Ive been doing a lot of thinking. A lot! And umm, well, I came up with a whole bunch of businesses you can do with your van. Okay umm, you could be flower delivery person.
VAN DAMME: [to Rachel] I'm sorry it didn't work out between you and me, [to Monica] or you and me. Drew was very disappointed.
[Scene: Filming a scene from the movie. Joey is dying on a gurney, Van Damme is looking over him.]
Ross: What did you want to show us? Because all I can see is this bitchin' van!
VAN DAMME: You don't think I'm cute?
VAN DAMME: Can't you see what's going on here, this man is dying.
[Scene: Outside Central Perk, Monica and Phoebe are showing everyone the van they bought for the catering business. Its an old Dodge van, that has a cartoon woman riding on a dragon painted on the side of it.]
Ross: I have to say Tupolo Honey by Van Morrison.
VAN DAMME: Can't you see what's going on here, this man is dead.
Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter: You speak Dutch? (In Dutch) Zeer vereerd een vriend van mijn moeder te ontmoeten. (Translation: Im very honored to meet a friend of my mother.)
VAN DAMME: Hi.
Monica: All right, were you guys smoking something in the back of our van?
Rachel: Well, we were walking down the street and we saw that van that you guys used for catering and we realised
[Scene: Back at Monica and Rachel's apartment. They are now fighting about what Rachel told Van Damme.]
VAN DAMME: Goodbye.
[The next flashback is from The One After The Superbowl, Part II. Monica and Rachel are fighting over who gets to see Jean-Claude Van Damme.]
MONICA: Jean-Claude Van Damme. I didn't know he was in this movie, he is so hot.
VAN DAMME: Sure.
(He picks up a smaller box and carries it to the moving van as Joey returns.)
Ross: Underwear, a toothbrush, and Van Halen CD. I can use all these things!!
[Scene: Monica and Van Damme are walking down the street.]
(They open their eyes and are stunned at the van.)
[Cut to Central Perk, to the theme from The Dick Van Dyke show Joey runs into Central Perk carrying a stack of Soap Opera Digests and falls on the step. He does bounce right back up making it all that much funnier.]
VAN DAMME: Perhaps, uh, the three of us, just could. . .
Phoebe: Ooh, I gotta go. I found a guy that who could fix up the van for catering.
Phoebe: Oh! It will be fun! Ohh! Yay! Oh! Okay, ooh, lets plan the wedding reception. (She grabs the notebook which Monica used for her ideas and starts flipping page after page after page after page after page to find a blank one.) Wow! You really wanted me to do something with this van. (pause) Yknow what, I want you to take the chef job.
VAN DAMME: Are you sure, I can crush a walnut with my butt.
MONICA: I can't believe this, just like 2 weeks ago I was watching Sudden Death, now I'm on a date with Jean-Claude Van Damme. Can you beat up that guy? [he nods] Can you beat up that guy?
Kate: Oh, yeah. I love Jennifer Van Murrays work. Shes so brilliantly incisive when it comes to deconstructing the psyche of the American middle class.
The Salesman: So, heres somebody interesting, Joey. What do you know about Van Gogh?
VAN DAMME: Can't you see what's going on here, this man is dying.
VAN DAMME: You can tell her I think her friend is cute.
PHOEBE: I know. Oh, like you would drink her coffee after what you did to her with Van Damme.
MONICA: The muscles from Brussels, wham bam Van Damme, did you see Time Cop?
VAN DAMME: Can't you see what's going on here, this man is dying.