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This is a special out takes episode. The cast and Conan are sitting around the set of Central Perk, talking about the stuff weve never seen.
Courtney: Its amazing like all week long weve-weve been saying the same lines and then the audience is here and we will mess up, and if you mess up once, then youll get nervous because youllyou know youll probably mess up again.
Monica: Sorry, lets go back! Cause youve got more to say.
Conan: You uh, youve worked withThey always say a performer should never work with pets or children.
Conan: (to Courtney) You-youve worn a fat suit on the show. And, a lot of people love you in the fat suit. Do you like wearing the fat suit? Is it fun?
David: Yeah, Rachel, Chandler, and Ross had to try to get a couch up a staira very narrow New York stairwell and that was probably I-I think it was the hardest Ive-Ive laughed in my life period.
Conan: Youve done over 150 episodes, but your favorite moments that 80 years from now youll be thinking about?
Joey: No-no! Im fine. Its just Hey, can I ask you something? Have you ever looked at someone that youve known for a while and then suddenly suddenly see them a different way?
Ross: I picked up the divorce papers. Uh, Ive already signed everything and I put little Xs where you need to sign.
Joey: Yeah, they do! Quit being a baby and leave me alone! There, youve just had your first class!
Ross: Oh, Im sorry youve been Bamboozled! Youre gonna be a terrible mother! (Rachel stares at him agape.) Ive lost sight of why were doing this! (Rachel gets up and walks away.)
Rachel: Oh how can you possibly know? Look at this mess, Tag! I mean, this is what Im talking about! You have to be organized! Youve got newspapers! Youve got magazines! You gotOhh! (Finds a picture.) And who is this chippy? A little young for you Tag, but whatever.
Rachel: Dr. Long, Ive been at this for seventeen hours! Three women have come and gone with their babies, you gotta give me some good news! How many centimeters am I dilated? Eight? Nine?
Ross: Weve got presents!
Monica: Rach, youre in a great place in your life. Come on, youve got a great job! Good friends
Joey: So youve just married the one time then?
Kristen: Youve been married twice?
Monica: So-so you wouldve just lied?
Joey: Well it hit me anyway! And it wouldve hurt a lot less if I had finished that last beer.
Joey: Well, you shouldve told me that before, Im not a mind reader. Hey, were out of beer. Im going to Monicas.
Emily: (Yelling from inside the bathroom) Youve spoiled everything! Its like a nightmare! My friends and family are out there! How can I face them?! How can you do this to me?!
Frank: Yeah, Ive been thinking ever since you said we were having triplets, the best thing for me to do is to drop out of college and get a job.
Phoebe: Oh my God, youve got to stop chattering!
Rachel: Oh wow! What now Ross youre not gonna talk? How on earth will you ever annoy me? Oh wait a minute, I know. (Mimics his breathing.) I mean youd think the damn jalepeno wouldve cleared up your sinuses, but no!! Thats not enough (Ross jumps over and kisses her.) What are you doing?!
Don: Well if you where ever enter the Loire valley let me know, Ive got a great little villa you can stay at.
Joey: Okay, now uh, in terms of the invite list, Ive got you, me, and Chandler and Im gonna invite Gunther cause, well, weve been talking about this pretty loud.
Phoebe: And this time, theyve ganged up to form one giant, super hat.
Joey: Well, I-I mightve said supergay.
Phoebe: Yeah well, maybe she shouldve spent a little less time decorating and a little more time in the bedroom.
Rachel: Oh good God! Ive fallen down! (She trips and falls.)
Rachel: Im funny? Oh thank God! Well hey, Ive got a ton of these! Umm, oh hearDo you want a good one? Heres a good one. Umm, you uh, you take a quarter, take a quarter and, and you blacken the edge. Right? (Does so.) And then you say to person, I bet you cant roll this quarter from your forehead to your chin without it leaving your face. And then when they do it, theyre left with a big black pencil line right down the center of their face.
Phoebe: (knocking and entering) Hey. Look, I know youve been really depressed lately, so I brought someone over to cheer you up. Right outside this door is a real, live, furry playmate.
Ross: Well yes, yes I have. In fact umm, just the other day Kristen and I were talking about how Ive been married and how I have a son.
Joey: You know youve been spitting on me?!
Monica: All right. The super couldnt figure out what it did. A $200 an hour electrician couldnt figure out what it did. Ive had seven pretty serious shocks. I officially give up.
Rachel: Well, believe me, its been a long time since Ive been flung.
Chandler: Oh yeah, gym member. I try to go four times a week, but Ive missed the last 1200 times.
Ross: No the-the sad thing is, if you had told him how you felt before you kissed her, knowing Joey, he probably just wouldve just stepped aside.
Rachel: All right, weve got to tell her hes gone. (Starts to leave.)
Phoebe: Ive had better.
Rachel: Doh!! (pause) Ive got it!
Chandler: Well Ive forgotten what it tastes like okay?!
Joey: Whoa! Is this porn? What did I do? I mustve hit something on the remote.
Lauren: Ive been waiting up all night for ya. Where have you been? (Joey doesnt answer) Where have you been? Vic?!
Chandler: Oh youve got to be kidding me.
Ross: Dont you realise none of this wouldve ever happened if I didnt think at that same moment you werent having sex with Mark?
Chandler: (standing up) Im up! Im up, Ive gotten up now! Anybody ah, want anything?
Ross: Oh! Y'know, Ive got an extra futon.
Ross: Dear Mary-Angela. Hi. Hows it going. This is the hardest letter Ive ever had to write. (to Chandler) What the hells a matter with you? How do you think Joeys going to react when he finds out that you blew off his sister with a letter?
Phoebe: Okay Ive got one for you, if you had too which one would you rather eat, a seeing eye dog or a talking gorilla?
Monica: Congratulations, I think youve found the worlds thinnest argument.
Melissa: Okay. (To Phoebe) Well, it was great meeting you. And uh Rachel, I-I dont think Ill be calling you (hails a cab) because umm, yknow youve gotten weird. (The cab pulls up.) Take care you guys.
Monica: Okay, weve been out here for two hours and we havent seen any stupid comets. Can we go now? I mean, Chandlers getting chilly. (She walks over to where Chandler is bundled up in a big coat and shivering.)
Ross: Well yeah, but she doesnt know that. I mean, the last time she saw you-you wouldve turned one of those little wedding chairs into kindling.
Joshua: Yeah, its-its my only weird thing, I swear. And I-I-I wouldve told you about it, but I didnt know they would be here.
Phoebe: Because my psychic is dead! She mustve read the cards wrong!
Ross: (sexily) Yes there will. (Mona leaves and Ross tries to find the same table.) Oh guess what, Molly Gilbert youve just been bumped up to table one. And if its all right with you Im gonna take your place at table sixMartin Clickclocken.
Emily: I think youve got concussion.
Ross: Hey! Oh, Im so glad you guys are here. Ive been dying to tell someone what happened in the Paleontology department today.
Rachel: No-no-no, no, honey please, Ive got, Ive just have so much to deal with.
Monica: And y'know what, I just realised, in the last year Ive only gone out with two guys, Richard and Julio. You gotta help me out here, you gotta set me up, you gotta get me back in the game.
Chandler: (To Phoebe) Yknow, its been a while since weve screamed something. Maybe we should.
Joey: How long since youve seen a girl naked?
The Teacher: Ive only met your partner Carol.
Phoebe: Oh, this is terrible. Oh, theyve made so many changes I cant even feel my grandmothers presence anymoreOoh! New sconces!
Chandler: Ive been taking dancing lessons.
Monica: Yeah and if I had seven, maybe I wouldve said something like this, "Wow! My boyfriends such a wise assseven!"
Rachel: Oh yeah! Ive come up with a bunch of ideas!
Rachel: Well you couldve untied it with your hands.
Rachel: (To Joey) Yeah I knowIm goodI got it! (Joey slowly backs away.) (To the boy) Now wait a minute, Ive got one more thing I have to say to you oh right! Shut up!
Ross: Youve seen it, the Geller Yeller.
Phoebe: Honey, youve got to go. Whats his office number?
Phoebe: Ive got friends too. Okay, bye.
Rachel: Ohh! Yeah! (Pause) Yeah that-that wouldve been a much simpler problem.
Monica: (to herself) Ive still got it!
Monica: You see, if wed gone around them like I said, weShe wouldve given us those tickets. Damnit!
Rachel: Well, that wouldve been very hard to say no too.
Phoebe: Monica! We lived together for years! Ive seen you naked!
Joey: Oh! (Pulls up his pants.) Sorry. Uh, Ive got those plans with Phoebe, why?
Kathy's Co-Star: Sooo, youve been doing this long?
Chandler: Well, you couldnt have looked everywhere or else you wouldve found her!
Chandler: Now Ive upset you? What did I say?
Rachel: Oh! Ive got a lot of those too!
Chandler: Look, when Ive been drinking, sometimes I tend to get overly friendly, and Im sorry.
Mr. Geller: (grabbing a glove) This couldve been hers!
The Interviewer: You mustve had your hands full.
Parker: That sounds great. (Sits down) My God this is the most comfortable couch Ive ever sat on in my entire life. (Bounces on couch)
Monica: No, Ive had second thoughts about that. Do you realize how hard that would be to clean?
Joey: (To the rest of the gang) Hey, see that? He just needed his pal to come home. All right, uh, Ive got to go memorise my lines. (Starts to go his bedroom) Me and Charlton Heston bright and early tomorrow morning! Yeah-yeah!
Mona: You think so? Ive always kinda hated it.
Rachel: Oh yeah, we were but umm, now weve got candy.
Rachel: I know. I know. Ive feeling
Joey: This is what Ive got going for the party so far, liquor wise. Get a lot of liquor.
Joey: No! No! I cant! You gotta get me out of it! Ive got plans! (Spits.) Important plans! (Spits on the Ps.)
Monica: (interrupting him) No-no-no, dont-dont do the accent. Youve got to see her again.
Rachel: Well, yknow, sometimes that helps. (She realises what that couldve meant.)
Phoebe: Oh, can I play too? Ive never played football, like ever.
Phoebe: No. Ive learned my lesson.
(Rachel turns and looks at the group on the couch and they move over. Chandler measures the room theyve made with his arm and decides its not enough and they all move over again.)
Melissa: I-Ive got to go. This has been so great Ray-ray! (Gunther returns with her cigarettes.) Oh, there you are. (Takes them from Gunther.) (To Rachel) Umm, so listen, just call me. Heres my card. (Hands the card over.)
Chandler: Hardest thing Ive ever done in my life.
Joey: Yeah, it mustve fallen out a few blocks back. I just figured we hit a dog.
Kim: Ohh honey come here. (Hugging Rachel.) Ohh it will be ok. Weve all been there.
Mrs. Geller: (lying) Ive gotta call my friend Mary and tell her how good this is, from Monicas room.
Rachel: Well, youve been here for two months now and your boss is required to hand in a performance evaluation. But yknow, there is one thing that I have yet to evaluate. (She turns around and sweeps the stuff off of her desk and hops up onto it.)
Rachel: You�ve being seeing someone?
Ross: So whats a matter, you need a dentist? Ive got a good one.