words in movies
Chandler: It just keeps getting worse and worse! Y'know? I mean its bad enough that Im in love with my roommates girlfriendwhich by the way, I think she knows. Because every time were in the room together theres this weird like energy between us. And call me crazy, but I think she likes me too. And now I have seen her naked. I mean at least when Ive seen her with clothes on, I could imagine her body was like covered in boles or something. But there are no boles, shes smooth! Smooth! (leaves)
Ross: Here we go. (Plays one note) Yknow, Ive-Ive never played my stuff for anyone before, so its important that-that you understand its about communicating very private emotions. (Plays another note) Yknow, umm, you should-you should think of umm, my work as wordless sound poems. Thats what Im
Joey: Yeah, it mustve fallen out a few blocks back. I just figured we hit a dog.
Ross: No the-the sad thing is, if you had told him how you felt before you kissed her, knowing Joey, he probably just wouldve just stepped aside.
Joey: Well, Ive been better. But, Im all right. So you like her huh?
Ross: Ive had better.
Chandler: Yes, but I feel like Ive really gotten in touch with my feminine side enough today. You know. In fact I think were two sachets away from becoming a lesbian couple.
Ross: You know what, I think weve had all the bad luck were going to have. (He hugs her.)
Ross: No, no, really, Ive got to take the car back anyway, Im spending all day tomorrow with Ben, Its fine, no guilt I promise.
Chandler: Hey, I didnt make up the rules. Now, after you receive the doubling bonus, you get uh, one card. Now that one card could be worth $100 bringing your total to 1,500. (Joey gets excited.) Dont get to excited because thats not gonna happen unless you getNo way! (He takes the top card, which is the two of clubs. Of course, any card wouldve won. Chandler pays him.)
Rachel: No, you couldve lost your job.
Rachel: But dont you think Rosita wouldve wanted you to move on? I mean yknow, she did always put your comfort first.
Joey: Yeah! Yeah, Ive been trying to find ya to tell to stop messing with her and maybe I would have if these (lifts a leg) damn boat shoes wouldnt keep flying off!
Fireman #2: It couldve been a hair straightener.
Monica: (coming back to the stage and sitting next to Chandler) Okay, Ive got some Ones, you wanna put them in her panties?
Joey: No-no! Im fine. Its just Hey, can I ask you something? Have you ever looked at someone that youve known for a while and then suddenly suddenly see them a different way?
Ross: I picked up the divorce papers. Uh, Ive already signed everything and I put little Xs where you need to sign.
Joey: Yeah, they do! Quit being a baby and leave me alone! There, youve just had your first class!
Ross: Oh, Im sorry youve been Bamboozled! Youre gonna be a terrible mother! (Rachel stares at him agape.) Ive lost sight of why were doing this! (Rachel gets up and walks away.)
Rachel: Oh how can you possibly know? Look at this mess, Tag! I mean, this is what Im talking about! You have to be organized! Youve got newspapers! Youve got magazines! You gotOhh! (Finds a picture.) And who is this chippy? A little young for you Tag, but whatever.
Rachel: Dr. Long, Ive been at this for seventeen hours! Three women have come and gone with their babies, you gotta give me some good news! How many centimeters am I dilated? Eight? Nine?
Ross: Weve got presents!
Monica: Rach, youre in a great place in your life. Come on, youve got a great job! Good friends
Joey: So youve just married the one time then?
Kristen: Youve been married twice?
Monica: So-so you wouldve just lied?
Joey: Well it hit me anyway! And it wouldve hurt a lot less if I had finished that last beer.
Joey: Well, you shouldve told me that before, Im not a mind reader. Hey, were out of beer. Im going to Monicas.
Emily: (Yelling from inside the bathroom) Youve spoiled everything! Its like a nightmare! My friends and family are out there! How can I face them?! How can you do this to me?!
Frank: Yeah, Ive been thinking ever since you said we were having triplets, the best thing for me to do is to drop out of college and get a job.
Rachel: Oh wow! What now Ross youre not gonna talk? How on earth will you ever annoy me? Oh wait a minute, I know. (Mimics his breathing.) I mean youd think the damn jalepeno wouldve cleared up your sinuses, but no!! Thats not enough (Ross jumps over and kisses her.) What are you doing?!
Rachel: Oh good God! Ive fallen down! (She trips and falls.)
Don: Well if you where ever enter the Loire valley let me know, Ive got a great little villa you can stay at.
Phoebe: And this time, theyve ganged up to form one giant, super hat.
Joey: Okay, now uh, in terms of the invite list, Ive got you, me, and Chandler and Im gonna invite Gunther cause, well, weve been talking about this pretty loud.
Rachel: Im funny? Oh thank God! Well hey, Ive got a ton of these! Umm, oh hearDo you want a good one? Heres a good one. Umm, you uh, you take a quarter, take a quarter and, and you blacken the edge. Right? (Does so.) And then you say to person, I bet you cant roll this quarter from your forehead to your chin without it leaving your face. And then when they do it, theyre left with a big black pencil line right down the center of their face.
Joey: Well, I-I mightve said supergay.
Phoebe: Yeah well, maybe she shouldve spent a little less time decorating and a little more time in the bedroom.
Phoebe: Oh my God, youve got to stop chattering!
Rachel: All right, weve got to tell her hes gone. (Starts to leave.)
Phoebe: (knocking and entering) Hey. Look, I know youve been really depressed lately, so I brought someone over to cheer you up. Right outside this door is a real, live, furry playmate.
Joey: You know youve been spitting on me?!
Chandler: Oh yeah, gym member. I try to go four times a week, but Ive missed the last 1200 times.
Phoebe: Ive had better.
Monica: All right. The super couldnt figure out what it did. A $200 an hour electrician couldnt figure out what it did. Ive had seven pretty serious shocks. I officially give up.
Rachel: Well, believe me, its been a long time since Ive been flung.
Ross: Oh! Y'know, Ive got an extra futon.
Ross: Well yes, yes I have. In fact umm, just the other day Kristen and I were talking about how Ive been married and how I have a son.
Chandler: Well Ive forgotten what it tastes like okay?!
Rachel: Doh!! (pause) Ive got it!
Chandler: (standing up) Im up! Im up, Ive gotten up now! Anybody ah, want anything?
Monica: Congratulations, I think youve found the worlds thinnest argument.
Chandler: Oh youve got to be kidding me.
Ross: Dont you realise none of this wouldve ever happened if I didnt think at that same moment you werent having sex with Mark?
Lauren: Ive been waiting up all night for ya. Where have you been? (Joey doesnt answer) Where have you been? Vic?!
Joey: Whoa! Is this porn? What did I do? I mustve hit something on the remote.
Phoebe: Okay Ive got one for you, if you had too which one would you rather eat, a seeing eye dog or a talking gorilla?
Ross: Dear Mary-Angela. Hi. Hows it going. This is the hardest letter Ive ever had to write. (to Chandler) What the hells a matter with you? How do you think Joeys going to react when he finds out that you blew off his sister with a letter?
Monica: Okay, weve been out here for two hours and we havent seen any stupid comets. Can we go now? I mean, Chandlers getting chilly. (She walks over to where Chandler is bundled up in a big coat and shivering.)
Emily: I think youve got concussion.
Ross: Hey! Oh, Im so glad you guys are here. Ive been dying to tell someone what happened in the Paleontology department today.
Joshua: Yeah, its-its my only weird thing, I swear. And I-I-I wouldve told you about it, but I didnt know they would be here.
Ross: Well yeah, but she doesnt know that. I mean, the last time she saw you-you wouldve turned one of those little wedding chairs into kindling.
Phoebe: Because my psychic is dead! She mustve read the cards wrong!
Monica: And y'know what, I just realised, in the last year Ive only gone out with two guys, Richard and Julio. You gotta help me out here, you gotta set me up, you gotta get me back in the game.
Ross: (sexily) Yes there will. (Mona leaves and Ross tries to find the same table.) Oh guess what, Molly Gilbert youve just been bumped up to table one. And if its all right with you Im gonna take your place at table sixMartin Clickclocken.
Melissa: Okay. (To Phoebe) Well, it was great meeting you. And uh Rachel, I-I dont think Ill be calling you (hails a cab) because umm, yknow youve gotten weird. (The cab pulls up.) Take care you guys.
Rachel: No-no-no, no, honey please, Ive got, Ive just have so much to deal with.
The Teacher: Ive only met your partner Carol.
Phoebe: Oh, this is terrible. Oh, theyve made so many changes I cant even feel my grandmothers presence anymoreOoh! New sconces!
Chandler: (To Phoebe) Yknow, its been a while since weve screamed something. Maybe we should.
Joey: How long since youve seen a girl naked?
Monica: Yeah and if I had seven, maybe I wouldve said something like this, "Wow! My boyfriends such a wise assseven!"
Conan: Youve done over 150 episodes, but your favorite moments that 80 years from now youll be thinking about?
Rachel: Well you couldve untied it with your hands.
Chandler: Ive been taking dancing lessons.
Rachel: Ohh! Yeah! (Pause) Yeah that-that wouldve been a much simpler problem.
Monica: (to herself) Ive still got it!
Phoebe: Honey, youve got to go. Whats his office number?
Rachel: Oh yeah! Ive come up with a bunch of ideas!
Ross: Youve seen it, the Geller Yeller.
Monica: You see, if wed gone around them like I said, weShe wouldve given us those tickets. Damnit!
Phoebe: Ive got friends too. Okay, bye.
Rachel: (To Joey) Yeah I knowIm goodI got it! (Joey slowly backs away.) (To the boy) Now wait a minute, Ive got one more thing I have to say to you oh right! Shut up!
Phoebe: Monica! We lived together for years! Ive seen you naked!
The Interviewer: You mustve had your hands full.
Joey: Oh! (Pulls up his pants.) Sorry. Uh, Ive got those plans with Phoebe, why?
Kathy's Co-Star: Sooo, youve been doing this long?
Rachel: Well, that wouldve been very hard to say no too.
Chandler: Well, you couldnt have looked everywhere or else you wouldve found her!
Chandler: Now Ive upset you? What did I say?
Parker: That sounds great. (Sits down) My God this is the most comfortable couch Ive ever sat on in my entire life. (Bounces on couch)
Chandler: Look, when Ive been drinking, sometimes I tend to get overly friendly, and Im sorry.
Mr. Geller: (grabbing a glove) This couldve been hers!
Monica: No, Ive had second thoughts about that. Do you realize how hard that would be to clean?
Rachel: Oh! Ive got a lot of those too!
Rachel: Oh yeah, we were but umm, now weve got candy.
Mona: You think so? Ive always kinda hated it.
Phoebe: Oh, can I play too? Ive never played football, like ever.
Rachel: I know. I know. Ive feeling
Joey: This is what Ive got going for the party so far, liquor wise. Get a lot of liquor.
Joey: (To the rest of the gang) Hey, see that? He just needed his pal to come home. All right, uh, Ive got to go memorise my lines. (Starts to go his bedroom) Me and Charlton Heston bright and early tomorrow morning! Yeah-yeah!
Joey: No! No! I cant! You gotta get me out of it! Ive got plans! (Spits.) Important plans! (Spits on the Ps.)
Rachel: Well, yknow, sometimes that helps. (She realises what that couldve meant.)
Monica: (interrupting him) No-no-no, dont-dont do the accent. Youve got to see her again.