words in movies
Monica: Look, I know that I shouldve told them. I know I shouldnt care what they think. Im sorry.
Chandler: Yeah, Ross sure is a great guy, yknow Ive always felt that how a young man turns out is a reflection on his father.
Mrs. Geller: (lying) Ive gotta call my friend Mary and tell her how good this is, from Monicas room.
Phoebe: Five minutes ago, a line like that wouldve floored me. Now nothing. Well, not nothing, I am still a woman.
Monica: Alright, you know what? Thats it. Youve had your chance.
Mrs. Geller: Chandler! Youve been Rosss best friend all these years, stuck by him during the drug problems. (Ross gets disgusted.) And now youve taken on Monica as well. Well, I dont know what to say. Youre a wonderful human being.
Frank: Yeah, Ive been thinking ever since you said we were having triplets, the best thing for me to do is to drop out of college and get a job.
Rachel: Oh wow! What now Ross youre not gonna talk? How on earth will you ever annoy me? Oh wait a minute, I know. (Mimics his breathing.) I mean youd think the damn jalepeno wouldve cleared up your sinuses, but no!! Thats not enough (Ross jumps over and kisses her.) What are you doing?!
Rachel: Oh good God! Ive fallen down! (She trips and falls.)
Don: Well if you where ever enter the Loire valley let me know, Ive got a great little villa you can stay at.
Joey: Okay, now uh, in terms of the invite list, Ive got you, me, and Chandler and Im gonna invite Gunther cause, well, weve been talking about this pretty loud.
Phoebe: And this time, theyve ganged up to form one giant, super hat.
Joey: Well, I-I mightve said supergay.
Rachel: Im funny? Oh thank God! Well hey, Ive got a ton of these! Umm, oh hearDo you want a good one? Heres a good one. Umm, you uh, you take a quarter, take a quarter and, and you blacken the edge. Right? (Does so.) And then you say to person, I bet you cant roll this quarter from your forehead to your chin without it leaving your face. And then when they do it, theyre left with a big black pencil line right down the center of their face.
Phoebe: Yeah well, maybe she shouldve spent a little less time decorating and a little more time in the bedroom.
Phoebe: Oh my God, youve got to stop chattering!
Phoebe: (knocking and entering) Hey. Look, I know youve been really depressed lately, so I brought someone over to cheer you up. Right outside this door is a real, live, furry playmate.
Ross: No the-the sad thing is, if you had told him how you felt before you kissed her, knowing Joey, he probably just wouldve just stepped aside.
Joey: You know youve been spitting on me?!
Rachel: All right, weve got to tell her hes gone. (Starts to leave.)
Phoebe: Ive had better.
Monica: All right. The super couldnt figure out what it did. A $200 an hour electrician couldnt figure out what it did. Ive had seven pretty serious shocks. I officially give up.
Rachel: Well, believe me, its been a long time since Ive been flung.
Chandler: Oh yeah, gym member. I try to go four times a week, but Ive missed the last 1200 times.
Ross: Well yes, yes I have. In fact umm, just the other day Kristen and I were talking about how Ive been married and how I have a son.
Chandler: Oh youve got to be kidding me.
Chandler: Well Ive forgotten what it tastes like okay?!
Rachel: Doh!! (pause) Ive got it!
Chandler: (standing up) Im up! Im up, Ive gotten up now! Anybody ah, want anything?
Ross: Oh! Y'know, Ive got an extra futon.
Lauren: Ive been waiting up all night for ya. Where have you been? (Joey doesnt answer) Where have you been? Vic?!
Ross: Dont you realise none of this wouldve ever happened if I didnt think at that same moment you werent having sex with Mark?
Joey: Whoa! Is this porn? What did I do? I mustve hit something on the remote.
Phoebe: Okay Ive got one for you, if you had too which one would you rather eat, a seeing eye dog or a talking gorilla?
Monica: Congratulations, I think youve found the worlds thinnest argument.
Ross: Hey! Oh, Im so glad you guys are here. Ive been dying to tell someone what happened in the Paleontology department today.
Emily: I think youve got concussion.
Ross: Dear Mary-Angela. Hi. Hows it going. This is the hardest letter Ive ever had to write. (to Chandler) What the hells a matter with you? How do you think Joeys going to react when he finds out that you blew off his sister with a letter?
Monica: Okay, weve been out here for two hours and we havent seen any stupid comets. Can we go now? I mean, Chandlers getting chilly. (She walks over to where Chandler is bundled up in a big coat and shivering.)
Ross: Well yeah, but she doesnt know that. I mean, the last time she saw you-you wouldve turned one of those little wedding chairs into kindling.
Joshua: Yeah, its-its my only weird thing, I swear. And I-I-I wouldve told you about it, but I didnt know they would be here.
Melissa: Okay. (To Phoebe) Well, it was great meeting you. And uh Rachel, I-I dont think Ill be calling you (hails a cab) because umm, yknow youve gotten weird. (The cab pulls up.) Take care you guys.
Rachel: No-no-no, no, honey please, Ive got, Ive just have so much to deal with.
Monica: And y'know what, I just realised, in the last year Ive only gone out with two guys, Richard and Julio. You gotta help me out here, you gotta set me up, you gotta get me back in the game.
Ross: (sexily) Yes there will. (Mona leaves and Ross tries to find the same table.) Oh guess what, Molly Gilbert youve just been bumped up to table one. And if its all right with you Im gonna take your place at table sixMartin Clickclocken.
Phoebe: Because my psychic is dead! She mustve read the cards wrong!
Chandler: (To Phoebe) Yknow, its been a while since weve screamed something. Maybe we should.
The Teacher: Ive only met your partner Carol.
Joey: How long since youve seen a girl naked?
Phoebe: Oh, this is terrible. Oh, theyve made so many changes I cant even feel my grandmothers presence anymoreOoh! New sconces!
Chandler: Ive been taking dancing lessons.
Conan: Youve done over 150 episodes, but your favorite moments that 80 years from now youll be thinking about?
Monica: Yeah and if I had seven, maybe I wouldve said something like this, "Wow! My boyfriends such a wise assseven!"
Ross: Youve seen it, the Geller Yeller.
Rachel: Well you couldve untied it with your hands.
Rachel: Oh yeah! Ive come up with a bunch of ideas!
Phoebe: Honey, youve got to go. Whats his office number?
Monica: (to herself) Ive still got it!
Monica: You see, if wed gone around them like I said, weShe wouldve given us those tickets. Damnit!
Joey: Oh! (Pulls up his pants.) Sorry. Uh, Ive got those plans with Phoebe, why?
Rachel: Ohh! Yeah! (Pause) Yeah that-that wouldve been a much simpler problem.
Phoebe: Monica! We lived together for years! Ive seen you naked!
Phoebe: Ive got friends too. Okay, bye.
Rachel: (To Joey) Yeah I knowIm goodI got it! (Joey slowly backs away.) (To the boy) Now wait a minute, Ive got one more thing I have to say to you oh right! Shut up!
Mr. Geller: (grabbing a glove) This couldve been hers!
Rachel: Well, that wouldve been very hard to say no too.
Chandler: Well, you couldnt have looked everywhere or else you wouldve found her!
Chandler: Now Ive upset you? What did I say?
The Interviewer: You mustve had your hands full.
Kathy's Co-Star: Sooo, youve been doing this long?
Chandler: Look, when Ive been drinking, sometimes I tend to get overly friendly, and Im sorry.
Parker: That sounds great. (Sits down) My God this is the most comfortable couch Ive ever sat on in my entire life. (Bounces on couch)
Rachel: Oh! Ive got a lot of those too!
Mona: You think so? Ive always kinda hated it.
Monica: No, Ive had second thoughts about that. Do you realize how hard that would be to clean?
Rachel: I know. I know. Ive feeling
Rachel: Oh yeah, we were but umm, now weve got candy.
Joey: (To the rest of the gang) Hey, see that? He just needed his pal to come home. All right, uh, Ive got to go memorise my lines. (Starts to go his bedroom) Me and Charlton Heston bright and early tomorrow morning! Yeah-yeah!
Joey: This is what Ive got going for the party so far, liquor wise. Get a lot of liquor.
Rachel: Well, yknow, sometimes that helps. (She realises what that couldve meant.)
Joey: No! No! I cant! You gotta get me out of it! Ive got plans! (Spits.) Important plans! (Spits on the Ps.)
Phoebe: Oh, can I play too? Ive never played football, like ever.
Phoebe: No. Ive learned my lesson.
Joey: Yeah, it mustve fallen out a few blocks back. I just figured we hit a dog.
(Rachel turns and looks at the group on the couch and they move over. Chandler measures the room theyve made with his arm and decides its not enough and they all move over again.)
Melissa: I-Ive got to go. This has been so great Ray-ray! (Gunther returns with her cigarettes.) Oh, there you are. (Takes them from Gunther.) (To Rachel) Umm, so listen, just call me. Heres my card. (Hands the card over.)
Kim: Ohh honey come here. (Hugging Rachel.) Ohh it will be ok. Weve all been there.
Joey: Youve seen my huge stack of porn right? (Phoebe nods.)
Chandler: Hardest thing Ive ever done in my life.
Rachel: Well, youve been here for two months now and your boss is required to hand in a performance evaluation. But yknow, there is one thing that I have yet to evaluate. (She turns around and sweeps the stuff off of her desk and hops up onto it.)
Monica: (interrupting him) No-no-no, dont-dont do the accent. Youve got to see her again.
Ross: So whats a matter, you need a dentist? Ive got a good one.
Rachel: You�ve being seeing someone?
Phoebe: No Im not okay. The only guy Ive ever been crazy about has gone to Minsk and I may never I may never see him again. (Crying.)
Monica: Would you stop? Weve only been going out a couple of weeks, I mean we dont even know if hes gonna propose.
Rachel: ...the way you owned up to everything, it just showed me how much youve grown. Y'know? I mean my Mom never thought this would work out. It was all, Once a cheater, always a cheater. Ooh, I just wish we hadnt lost those four months, but if time was what you needed just to gain a little perspective...
Conan: (to Courtney) You-youve worn a fat suit on the show. And, a lot of people love you in the fat suit. Do you like wearing the fat suit? Is it fun?
Ross: Joey, I figured youd understand. I mean, I-Ive known him a lot longer.
Nurse: Youve done all you can Dr. Wesley. You have got to let her go.
Joey: What, oh, oh, oh, no, no, I cant, I cant tell you that, its like the most awful, horrible thing Ive ever done my whole life.
Monica: Cause they took our apartment, I wanted to punish them. But Im-Im done now. Theyve suffered enough.
Rachel: Okay look, let me paint you a little picture. (She sits down next to him.) All right, you are settin sail up the Hudson! Youve got the wind in your h(sees that hes bald)arms! You-you get all that peace and quiet that youve always wanted! You get back to nature! You can go fishin! You canooh, you can get one of those little hats and have people call you captain, and then when youre old, Cappy.
Ross: Well, you shouldve seen the guy that she used to go out with. I mean, hes like Joe Rugby.
Monica: See, Ive been waiting my whole life to be engaged, and unlike some people Im only planning on doing this once. So, uh yknow, maybe this is selfish and Im sorry about it, but I was kinda hoping tonight could just be about that.
Ross: Yeah. It wouldve been good if we had gotten in, but still real fun.
Chandler: How can she be great if shes from Poughkeepsie? (laughs, at they all look at him) That joke wouldve killed in Albany.