words in movies
[Scene: Central Perk. Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler is reading on the couch while Joey, still suffering from his hernia, is returning with coffee for them both. After a series of grunts and groans he manages to painfully walk back from the counter, sit down, and slide Chandler his coffee.]
Joey: You think I need a new walk?
Joey: We, we come back from our walk and the- the phone was ringing...
(When they finish, they walk over to the director)
Monica: Okay? (She starts to walk which causes her to start crying) Ooo wee! Christmas party in my boots! (Runs into the bedroom and mixes saying ow with laughing.)
Monica: Im gonna hang this basket (Points to the one sitting on the table) on the door and when the neighbors walk by they can all take a piece.
Chandler: Fine. (Joey and Chandler walk towards the door)
(Chandler and Monica walk over to the kitchen-counter and leave their keys. Then the other four pick out their keys and leave them as well.)
Chandler: Okay. Listen-listen, were not gonna have to walk this way the entire time are we?
Phoebe: Oh yeah, so you can walk around naked.
Phoebe: Probably? Yeah, I don't like that word. (Chandler and Monica look surprised) Kind of what probably really means. Yeah, uh-huh. Yeah, oh, "Your mom probably won't kill herself," yknow? I'm sorry, but I'm not hanging all my hopes of Rachel and I living together on-on "Probably!" Yknow? You gotta take care of yourselves! (She starts to walk out) In this world history teaches us nothing! (Exits)
Mr. Kaplan: Come on over here, sweetheart. (they walk over to a storage closet)
Gene: "I'd like to go for a walk", uhm "scratch my belly".
Phoebe: What? What are you just gonna walk up to her at the gate? Have you never chased anyone through the airport before?
(They walk in. Smoke fills the apartment.)
Monica: Ohh come on, I love this song! Come on, youll be fine. (She starts to walk towards the floor.)
Monica: We took a cab. Did you guys walk?
Rachel: Oh. (She tries to walk away from Josh, by he keeps holding her) Stop it!
Joey: Okay. (They both walk off to watch for Rachel.)
Ross: Yeah, we tried them all. We went for a walk, uh we tried a special tea, caster oil, spicy food nothing has worked.
Joey: Hey, yknow what you guys? I think Im gonna go walk her home. (Gets up and runs out.)
JOEY: Gotcha. Phoebs, walk with me.
Rachel: Mon. I wish I could, but I've made plans to walk around.
Rachel: Ok. (Phoebe starts to walk in the opposite direction though. Rachel sees and follows her) Wha...? where? Where are you going?
ROSS: Julie. Julie. That. Oh God. Julie, right. OK, I need to lie down. No, ya know, I'm gonna stand. I'm gonna stand, I'm gonna walk, I'm walkin' and I am standing. OK so you uh, and now wha... and now, now, now you're over me?
(Angela and Bob walk in. Bob is good-looking.)
PHOEBE: Yeah, it's just so strange. I mean, she probably woke up today and thought, "ok, I'll have some breakfast, and then I'll take a little walk, and then I'll have my massage." Little did she know God was thinking, "Ok, but that's it." Oh, but the weirdest thing was, ok, I was cleansing her aura when she died, and when the spirit left her body, I don't think it went very far.
Monica: Here. Ben, do you wanna play the airplane game, do you wanna show Rachel? Come here. (takes Ben) Were gonna do something fun. Okay. (throws Ben up in the air a little bit and catches him) Weee!! (moves into the living room and does it again) Weee!! (starts to walk back into the kitchen as she does it again, and hits Bens head on that wooden beam across the ceiling.)
Rachel: Okay. Just give us a second. Ross! (They walk away from the desk.)
Phoebe: Yeah, so... They gotta die someday. (Mike's parents walk in) HELLO!
Monica: Oh no, we cant walk!
Phoebe: No, and so there's no one to walk me down the aisle and... well, I would just really love it if you would do it.
Joey: What, are you crazy? When a blind man gets his sight back, does he walk around like this? (Joey closes his eyes and walks around with arms spread.)
Tommy: Ooh, sorry little Mr. Chic-A-Dee, sorry you went doody in my hand! (starts to walk out and stops) (to Rachel) Well, I guess were not going out anymore. Whaa!!!
(Joey starts to walk away, but stops.)
Joey: And, a brownie! (Hands her a bag with the brownie in it.) Well, half a brownie. Actually, its just bag. Its been a long walk from the flower shop and I was startin to feel faint so
Joey: Okay, Ross, I realise that you didn't expect to walk in and see that, but.. Let me explain, okay?
CHANDLER: Oh, yeah, easy for you to say, you don't have to walk around sporting some reject from the Mr. T collection. [Joey walks in behind Chandler]
(Joey walks away and Mr. and Mrs. Geller walk up. Mr. Geller is wearing this ancient velvet tuxedo.)
Doug: Come on honey, let's go drink our body weight. (They walk off leaving Chandler and Monica alone.)
Joey: Uh, de-clawing cats. Hey, tell ya what. Let me walk you home. Well stop by every news stand and burn every copy of their Times and the Post.
[Scene: The airport, Ross is about to walk off of the plane with Julie.]
Emily: I cant believe you really walk alone here! I mean, you hear such stories about New York.
[Scene: A park in London, Joey and Chandler walk up to a souvenir stand.]
Rachel: (To Chandler) Im telling you its like watching Bambi learn how to walk.
(He gets up to walk out, but Helena spots and stops him.)
Monica: Losers walk!
(They walk over to the playpen.)
[Rachel starts to walk up.]
Rachel: Well lets see. Maybe he knows where Ross is. (They walk towards Chandler) Hey, how's it going (tries to look as un-interested in him as possible - checking out her nails).
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment. Sandy is knitting baby clothes. Ross and Rachel walk into the living room.]
Rachel: Okay sir, um-mm, let see if I got this right. Ah, so this is a half-caf, double tall, easy hazel nut, non-fat, no foam, with whip, extra hot latte, right? (the guy nods) Okay, great. (she starts to walk away and under her breath) You freak.
[Scene: the hotel lobby. Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in from the outside.]
Andrea: (turns to a friend) You were right. (They walk off and leave Chandler.)
JOEY: [as they're walking out, Dr. Greene questioningly gestures at the Happy Birthday sign over the door] This is clearly in the wrong apartment. [they all walk across the hall]
Joey: Well y'know, Ive been walking the same way since high school. Y'know, y'know how some guys they walk into a room and everybody takes notice. I think I need a take notice walk.
(She starts to walk very slowly toward the front of the room. The teacher grabs her hand and pulls her. Suddenly a woman bursts in)
Joey: Do you mind crouching down a little bit, so that I look taller? (Chandler does so) There you go. (And they walk down the red carpet.)
<Monica and Amy turn away and walk into the living room towards the secret closet>
Chandler: (to Joey) Is that your new walk?
[they walk across the hall]
Joey: It's easy, you just walk in on them having sex.
Ross: Okay, if you could all walk slower, that'd be great.
Chandler: Oh, I just went for a walk, around the living room. Whatever
Monica: Y'know what, Ive got to walk out of here right now, cause getting over you is the hardest thing that I have ever had to do. I dont think I could do it again.
(Rachel, Joey and Chandler pat him on his shoulders and walk off, together with Monica)
Phoebe: Okay. (they start to leave, he is still following her) Okay, you don't have to walk behind me any more.
MONICA: Listen you guys, I don't mean to be a pain about this but, um, I've noticed that some of you are just placing them on. You wanna push the caps until you hear them click. [she demonstrates, Gunther starts to walk to the door] Gunther, where're you going?
Joey: (looks at a girl walk in) see ordinarily I would talk to her, but my confidence is shaken did I sleep with her? Did I not sleep with her?
MR. GREENE: Alright, that sounds like a two person job. [they walk into Rachel's bedroom]
(They walk passed each other, Ross towards the door, Chandler towards the counter, suddenly they turn around to face each other)
Monica: I cant walk. Okay? Okay? These boots were a huge mistake!
Joey: Yeah. But I thought that was because I put the whole thing on my hand and made it walk across the table.
(They walk to the table, but Rachel suddenly gasps. Sitting there is mr Zellner, her boss from her current job at Ralph Lauren.)
Monica: I dont remember. Do you wanna take a walk?
Joey: Y'know, I'd walk back to London for another frosty one of those bad boys.
Chandler: Love her! That's right, I LOVE HER!!! I love her!! (They walk together and hug.) I love you, Monica.
Monica: (sympathetic) Oh. (in a pirates voice) So you made her walk the plank? Aye, matie?
Ross: Well, but aren't you pissed at him?! I mean this guy abandoned you! I gotta tell you if this were me, this guy would be in some serious physical danger! (Getting worked up) I mean I-I-I'd walk in there and I'd be like, "Yo, dad! You and me outside right now!" (Calming down.) I kinda scared myself.
Monica: Maybe a Hello Kitty doll, the ability to walk...
PHOEBE: Ok, I'll walk you out.
Phoebe: Huh. Okay. Well, Im really happy for you. (Starts to walk away.)
[Scene: Chandlers Office Building, Bob is standing at the elevators and sees Chandler walk up.]
The Director: Joey, you gotta stay until the end. We cant stop filming just for you. Its not like its your wedding. (Starts to walk away.)
Phoebe: (starts to walk away, but stops) Dont try to call him or anything, 'cause he's not there, he's out. His umm, his partner just died.
Rachel: And now youre watching me walk away.
(They all walk over to see the baby.)
Joey: We broke down on the Parkway, so I have to walk back and get some transmission fluid. And hey, listen could you please tell Kathy that Ill be there as soon as I can.
(They walk into the living room.)
Ross: Oh much, much worse. I did my impression of Joan Rivers as one of the earliest amphibians... (gestures with his hands and says in an impression voice?) "Can we walk"? (Phoebe starts laughing) Oh, you... you like that?
(They walk by a Pottery Barn window display.)
Monica: Okay, if Joey does the ceremony, then we have to find someone else to walk Phoebe down the isle.
(Both Rachel and Monica walk into their bedrooms, stop, and come back into the living room with confused looks on their faces.)
Ross: Oh... ok, fine. But... ehm... I just have one question for you, ehm... (aping Professor Spafford) When we exit should we walk, or run, or prance, or stroll...
Kim: No-no-no, we'll move you just stay right there. (They walk away.)
[Scene: Central Perk. Phoebe's reading a newspaper. Chandler and Monica walk in.]
Phoebe: Well, maybe we will. (Starts to walk away.) Oh! (She turns around and the exchange information.)
Chandler: Shh! (To the guy behind the counter) Nice to see you again. (They tries to walk past him.)
(They walk into a completely redecorated and repainted room. And of course, the room is immaculate. Only an obsessive-compulsive like Monica could find fault with the room.)
[Ross gets up, pleased with himself and starts to walk past Joey.]