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Joey: Yeah, but, hey look, dont go through her stuff. She gets really mad.(Chandler gives him a look and walks to the door of his old room.)
[Scene; Central Perk, Monica and Chandler are on the couch. Ross walks in.]
Chandler: Yeah. (Rachel walks in.)
Chandler: Oh, I am no women, but that is one tasty dish. (Phoebe walks in.)
[Scene: Joey and Janines apartment, Chandler walks in. Joey and Janine are knitting at the kitchen counter.]
[Scene: Joey and Janines apartment, Joey and Monica are arranging flowers. Chandler walks in.]
[Scene: Joey and Janines apartment, Joey paces the floor waiting for Janine. She walks in.]
(She makes a show of bending over to get her coat and showing off her bum. She then walks out, leaving no one to eat her cookie.)
[Scene: Central Perk. Ross is getting coffee at the counter. Chandler walks in.]
Ross: (sees Joey) Hey. (walks into the living room) Uh, Chan, can I uh, can I talk to you for a second?
Rachel: I found him! (To Ben) Very funny, come here! (She sits down on the coffee table and Ben walks up.) That is exactly why Ive come here to talk to you okay?
[Scene: A newsstand, Phoebe is looking at a magazine as the guy from before walks by and picks up a newspaper.]
[Scene: Delmonico's restaurant. Ross is waiting for his blind date to show up. A waiter walks past him.]
(Monica walks down to Erica's legs to watch the birth.)
(He knocks on the girls door and walks in. Surprise! The girls, obviously using Star Trek technology, have completely moved everything in both apartments back to their original positions, all in the time it took for the guys to go to a basketball game. Wow! Anyhoo, Chandler is stunned, and Joey doesnt even realise it.)
(Joey leaves and closes the door behind him. Chandler walks towards the living room, but then Joey enters again.)
Chandler: Yes! (Rachel walks towards door) You're never gonna make it!
Monica: How can you smoke in this day of age? Do you not seen that ad with a little kid walks to grandpa, it�s chilling.
Phoebe: Hey!! (The bucket starts smoking.) The charity's on fire! Help! (Yet another guy walks by carrying a cup, which Phoebe grabs.) Oh good! Thank you, I need that. (She throws onto the smoldering fire. Suddenly the bucket erupts in flames.) Whoa! What is that?! (She sniffs the cup.) (To the guy.) It's nine o'clock in the morning!
(The guy walks past them)
(The guy walks on)
(The woman gets up and walks over to their table.)
LITTLE BULLY: [walks back from the counter] Hey, we were sitting there.
Phoebe: (Walks up with her guitar) Hey Rach.
Joey: Okay, fine, I will bring you a tape, huh? (Walks away)
[Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Phoebe are sitting ignoring each other. Rachel walks up with two pieces of cake.]
(Rachel walks away)
Ross: (walks over to where Monica is standing)Monica. Whaddya think?
(Chandler walks over to where the rest of the gang is.)
Phoebe: All right, I already didn't give them back to you, that's what I said. (Walks away over to Rachel.) Where is that other earring?
Casting Director No. 2: Next. (Joey walks onstage)
Ross: Thank you. (She walks off) C'mon, Marcel, whaddya say you and I do a little mingling? (Marcel runs off) Alright, I'll, uh... catch up with you later.
(A man carrying a box of bananas walks past them. They stare for a minute and then hobble after him)
[Scene: Silvercup Studios, Dina is at the craft services table getting some food as Joey walks up.]
(Rachel walks into kitchen to talk on the phone.)
[Scene: Ross walks in the hallway to his apartment and stops in front of his own door. Now he hears two recorders playing a song. When he enters, Sandy and Joey are playing the recorder and Rachel listens.]
(Just as they start to get up, Joey walks in.)
<Ross ponders that and walks away>
Ross: Are you sure? (Chandler nods: Yes!) Hold on. (walks over behind the couch) Im sorry you guys, that was a coffee and a....
Phoebe; Oh, incredible! Oh! Champagne, candle-lit dinners, moonlight walks on the beach, it was sooo ro-man-tic!
(Joey walks out, while Rachel is pensive. Once he's out of her room, he suddenly realizes who she was talking about and goes back in. He looks at her in disbelief and she looks like she was caught red-handed)
Gary Collins: (on TV.) It looks like we have surpassed last year's pledge total! Thank you viewers! The pledge that did it was taken by one of our volunteers (He walks over to where Joey is sitting.) Oh boy! And may I say one of our sharpest dressed volunteers, (Joey stands up.) Mr. Joseph Tribbiani!
(He gets up and walks away as Rachel come running over all excited.)
(Joey walks in and moves towards Ross, who's sitting of the sofa)
Joey: (walks up) Uh, shes with me. (Introduces himself) Dr. Drake Remoray.
RYAN: Phoebe, I have spent the last eight months in a steel tube with men, thinking about this moment. I am not gonna let a bunch of itchy spots stand between us. [He walks to her and kisses her.]
MONICA: Ok. [Richard walks in] Hey, why don't you ask Richard?
CHANDLER: I, I know. [Hugs her. Ross walks out and Chandler puts her in his arms.]
Mike: The woman I love... (he walks to Phoebe) I love you... Which is probably something I shouldn't say for the first time in front of my parents... and Tom and Sue...Who are by the way the most sinfully boring I've ever met in my life...
Policeman: Its Petty. (He grabs Rosss license.) Ill be right back with your ticket. (Walks back to his car.)
RICHARD: Glad to be of help. Matches. [walks out to the balcony]
Ross: I-I know. Well if something comes up... (walks away)
Chandler: Okay, hold on. (Pauses as he readies himself.) Okay. (Walks away.)
(He walks out and Rachel stares at his butt as he leaves. He makes a wrong turn.)
[Ross walks back in, Rachel's coat in hand.]
(Rachel walks up to the gate. Cut to Ross and Phoebe who come running up to the gate.)
(Ross walks to the back of the plane, where Rachel is.)
Ross: Thanks! (walks out of the room and starts hugging the wall) Thank you! (closes the door)
Phoebe: (Walks towards Ross) If you hadn't just had a baby with my best friend I swear to Lucifer a raber dog would be feasting on your danglers RIGHT NOW!
Joey: (Checks him out) Okay! (Walks over to his table and sits down with him)
Monica: You invite my brother, you invite my whole family, and not me?! Why?! WhatWhy wouldnt you want me at your wedding? What could I have possibly done?! (Frannies husband walks up.) Stuart!
Rachel: Yeah! (to Sandy) Excuse me... (She walks to the kitchen with Ross and sighs)
(She walks out and slams the door.)
(He gets up to make the copies leaving Rachel alone with his stuff. She notices his sweater in his backpack and holds it up to her nose as Melissa, a coworker, walks up.)
(Chandler walks back to couch, where Janice is.)
Ross: Well then well-well see you the day after tomorrow. (Walks away slowly, but notices something.) Mom?! Dad?! (Theyre sitting by the window.) What-what what you guys doing here?!
Joey: (laughs) Now lets not get carried away. (He walks away as Monica comes over and hugs Chandler from behind.)
Chandler: Phoebe if it helps Alexandra has only been massaging Monica for like three years. (Phoebe rolls her eyes and walks away and Monica glares at him.) If! I said, "If it helps!" (Goes to the bedroom.)
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's. Only Chandler is in the living room and walks to the bathroom.]
Ross: Oh, and also, hes, hes walkin kind of funny, his left leg is moving a lot faster than his right leg, and hes in there just sort of y'know... (walks around in a circle)
[Gunther gets up slowly from behind the couch and walks away sadly]
[Scene: The beach house, Rachels bedroom. She is finishing up writing something as Ross walks through the door.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Joey and Rachel are sitting there and Monica walks in.]
The Director: (entering, drunk) I am hurt! (to Joey and Kate) A plague on both your houses! (walks away)
(Phoebe walks by, ignoring the two strangers.)
Rachel: Excuse me! (and she walks back to Joey, who is still looking very impressed about what Ross said to him. Rachel looks at him and hits him.) You didn't tell him, did you?
Joey: Oh, you told her you broke all the plates, huh? (Chandler walks back, looking angrily at Joey)
Waiter: I'm sorry sir, these are for the pharmaceutical convention (walks away)
Phoebe: (grins and walks to the kitchen and says to Chandler and Joey.) I helped!
(As they approach the kitchen, the door opens and in walks in a Joey look-a-like.)
(A woman walks up to Gunther in the background.)
Joey: What, are you crazy? When a blind man gets his sight back, does he walk around like this? (Joey closes his eyes and walks around with arms spread.)
JOEY: [walks out of his room] Hey, this is ridiculous. I'll tell you what. After I get back from my neice's christening, I'll go down to the coffee house with you and we'll all have a nice cup of coffee alright. No problem, Joey's there.
Mr. Franklin: (laughs) Thats a good one. (Walks away.)
CHANDLER: Oh, yeah, easy for you to say, you don't have to walk around sporting some reject from the Mr. T collection. [Joey walks in behind Chandler]
(Joey walks in and sees Ross and Charlie kissing. He gives a faint, rueful smile, then he seems to recollect something and suddenly he moves back to Rachel's room. He knocks on her door and she opens)
Joey: Ah. (Joey walks to Chandlers bag by getting as far away from Chandlers bed as possible.)
Chandler: Mr. and Mrs. Bing! (Walks away.)
(Another man walks up with a drink in his hand, Phoebe stops him too.)
(Joey hurriedly stands up, arms akimbo, gives her an embarrassed look and walks away)
(She walks down the hall)
[Scene: Chandler walks into Joey's apartment]
CHANDLER: What am I gonna do, huh? [Joey walks in behind him]
(Joey walks away and Mr. and Mrs. Geller walk up. Mr. Geller is wearing this ancient velvet tuxedo.)
CHANDLER: [to the woman who just rejected him] All right look. Penis schmenis. We're all people. [She walks away again.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the party continues with Rachel leaning on the counter as Gunther walks in carrying candy.]
Rachel: (Comes in the front door and walks towards the kitchen.) Hi.
RICHARD: [walks out of the bathroom and runs into Mrs. Geller who is going to the bathroom] Judy, going to the bathroom, good for you.
[Phoebe walks over to talk to Rachel.]
Janice: Okay, you know, one of two things is happening here. Either you're seeing somebody behind my back, which would make you the biggest jerk on the planet. Or, else you're pretending that you're seeing somebody, which just makes you so pathetic that I could start crying right here in the cereal aisle. So like which of these two guys do you want to be? (another guy walks by)
(She thinks it over, and then walks away.)
Phoebe: Well, so what I like him! Do I make fun of the people youve dated? Tag, Janice, Mona? No, because friends dont do that. But, do you want my opinion? Do you want it? Cause in my opinion, your collective dating record reads like the whos who of human crap. (Walks off)
(Robert walks away and the guys all start laughing in front of Phoebe.)
Phoebe: Oh, wait, she's walking across the floor.. she's walking.. she's walking.. she's going for the pizza- (Yelling) Hey, that's not for you, bitch! (Phoebe covers her mouth with her hand walks away from the window.)
(Monica walks in, starts to go out on the balcony.)
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there except for Chandler. Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up.]
Chandler: Well, she walked in when I was looking at the ring brochures. You can understand that, right? (Ross and Joey look at each other and go back to watching the game on TV.) Guys? Guys? (Walks in front of them again.)