words in movies
(A woman walks by and smiles at Rosss hair.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is walking from the bathroom to his bedroom and walks past a pile of Rachels laundry, which just happens to include a selection of panties. He stops, goes back to the basket, looks for Rachel, picks up a lavender thong, and heads for his bedroom. However, he decides he doesnt like his selection and goes back this time picking up a red low-cut silk brief and heads for his room, flexing along the way to prove his masculinity.]
Waiter in Drag: Youre straight. I get it. (Walks away.)
(The policeman walks up.)
Policeman: Its Petty. (He grabs Rosss license.) Ill be right back with your ticket. (Walks back to his car.)
Chandler: Ahhhhh! (walks out, imitating shooting himself in the head)
Caitlin: I'm gonna try. (Walks away and Ross closes the door.)
Ross: Yeah, yeah, I was watching. (The instructor just nods and walks away.) Umm, hey, a couple of questions though. Umm, about that-that-that last move where the woman tripped you and then pinned you to the floor, what-what-what-what would you do next?
[Scene: Phoebe and Rachel's class; Rachel walks in, on time this time.]
(Monica closes the door and slowly walks into Rachel’s old and now empty room.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Ryan is walks up to the door and knocks.]
Ross: Oh, Im sorry youve been Bamboozled! Youre gonna be a terrible mother! (Rachel stares at him agape.) Ive lost sight of why were doing this! (Rachel gets up and walks away.)
Phoebe: Oh! (Phoebe walks away smiling.)
Joey: See you in 2003. (She walks away.)
[the guys form a wall between Mrs Geller and Mr Geller and dance across the hall as he walks across]
Phoebe: (yelling back) I miss you too!!!! (He walks away.)
Joey: (opening his door) If I cant have it you cant have it! (Rachel walks away angrily.)
Phoebe: Okay! (Walks over to Rachel) Rach, hi, I need those earrings you borrowed.
Chandler: Nope... (Monica walks in) Hey... so I'm gonna... put the plates back. You know, I think you were right, I don't think we should use these plates again for a looong time.
Phoebe: Hey!! Get your ass back here, Tribbiani!! (Joey walks back in, scared.)
Ross: Okay, Joey, you know what? You have to go for it. How often does this happen to you, huh? You owe it to yourself. (Walks towards the door until )
Rachel: (entering from her bedroom) All right! Let's get this over with! Ugh! (She walks by the table and notices that no one is looking and accidentally on purpose knocks over the open cereal box.) Ohhh! No! Look what I did! (She starts walking through the mess. {Also, notice the continuity error in this scene. Note the position of the box and dispersal pattern of the cereal before and after the camera cut.}) Oh, I mean, look at this mess! I mean, we're probably gonna have to clean this up! Y'know? We're gonna have to reschedule!
Vince: (starting to cry) Im sorry, I cant talk. Im gonna go write in my journal. (walks away)
[Scene: Outside the Nursery, Chandler is looking at the babies as Monica walks up.]
Chandler: Oh come on guys, its not like I moved to Europe! I just moved across the hall! And we would have you over all the time if it werent for (struggles to get this out) Monicas allergies. (The duck quacks.) Youre right, I could never lie to you. She hates you. (The phone rings.) Should I get that? (Laughs, then answers the phone.) Hello? (Listens) Uh no, Joeys not here right now. Can I take a message? (Listens) Yeah, okay so the audition has been moved from 5:00 to 2:30? (Listens) Okay great. (Listens.) Bye. (Hangs up the phone and goes to write the message on the Magna-Doodle on the door but Monica walks in and forces him to jump out of the way.)
Bitsy: That's... my boy. (Bitsy walks away)
Phoebe: Bye Chandler! (She walks up to him.) (Quietly.) I miss you already. (She pinches his butt.)
Theodore: How could you know. Why wouldn't you punch me in the stomach? (Theodore walks out... Mike walks towards Phoebe)
(She slowly walks forward and backward, to gain speed...)
Chandler: (walks up to the Maitre d') Excuse me...
Monica: Okay, weve been out here for two hours and we havent seen any stupid comets. Can we go now? I mean, Chandlers getting chilly. (She walks over to where Chandler is bundled up in a big coat and shivering.)
Joey's Hand Twin: That's okay. (Walks out.)
(Chandler's boss (Doug) walks up.)
Monica: Oh! (Gets up) Lets see, well if this is the wedding hall then umm (Walks away) youre parents will be at home in Queens.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, later. Rachel is waitressing, Monica is cooking. Phoebe walks in with Steve (Crystal Duck winner Jon Lovitz).]
Ross: Paolo, I-I just want to tell you and I think I speak for everyone when I say... (shuts door in his face and walks away)
(Phoebe's bear takes the lead, followed by Joey's robot, and far behind is Chandler and Monica's dog, which walks a few paces, stops and starts barking, sits, walks again, and so on... )
[Rachel walks past Joey towards the couch]
Ross: (walks down the stairs and grabs the flowers out of the vase on the endtable) Okay dad.
Phoebe: Whoa-whoa-whoa! No drinks near the bucket! Set it down over there and then you can make a contribution! (The guy starts to walk away with a hurt look on his face.) And you can leave the hurt bunny look over there too! (Her boss and a co-worker walk up.) Hi Bob! (The same old lady from before walks bye.) (To the old lady.) I thought I told you to get outta here!
Dennis Phillips: Oh, thank you. Well if youll excuse me, Im gonna go get myself a drink. Be back in a moment. (Walks away.)
Rachel: (on the phone) Monica, Im quitting! I just helped an 81 year old woman put on a thong and she didnt even buy it! (Pause) Im telling you Im quitting! Thats it! Im talking to my boss right now! (Pause) Yes I am! (Pause) Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Okay bye, call me when you get this message. (Hangs up as her boss, Mr. Waltham, walks in.) Oh! Mr. Waltham, I ah really need to talk to you.
Chandler: (walks away from window) OK, that's enough of the view. Check this out, look at this. Sit down, sit down.
[Scene Joey and Janines new apartment, Janine is there. Joey walks in to see Janine bent over, stretching.]
Joey: (walks to catch up to him) Alright, look, I'll start, OK?
Stage Director: Well, here's your phone doctor. (She walks away.)
(Chandler walks over to the counter where Phoebe is, and is asking her about the break-up.)
Tim: (walks behind Phoebe) Hi! (And startles her.)
[She closes the door in his face. Ross walks sullenly back to the couch and sits down. A moment of silence ensues.]
Monica: (laughs) No. (Closes the door as Chandler walks up.)
Chandler: Oh, I am no women, but that is one tasty dish. (Phoebe walks in.)
Monica: Are you kidding? This is where they get out stains! Okay? This is like Disneyland for me. Im-Im gonna be over here watching the dance of the clean shirts. (She points to and walks over to the electric clothes rack they have.)
Dr. Stryker Remoray: Good morning. (He walks over to the bed, leans down, and whispers to him.) Drake, its your brother Stryker. Can you hear me?
RACH: We went through a lot of wine tonight, you guys. [walks over to table, holding five empty wine bottles]
Monica: Okay. (She gets up and walks over to Chandler.) Chandler? Can I see you for a second?
Rachel: So, does this (The dress) come in another color or (The store owner walks away.)
(Charlie now also enters the room, Chandler walks to the bathroom)
Amy: Ew. <walks into Rachel's room, I'm guessing>
(She walks over to Central Perk and enters to find Ross sitting on the couch, eating crab cakes. She takes off her coat while groaning and shuddering.)
(At this point, Chandler walks into the living room from his bedroom. Ross and Joey both have their backs to him, so they don't notice. Chandler sees the situation and remains quiet, watching.)
JOEY: Listen, uh, I don't know when I'm gonna see you again. CHANDLER: Well, I'm guessing uh, tonight at the coffee house. JOEY: Right, yeah. OK. Um, take care. CHANDLER: Yeah. [Joey walks out and after a few seconds comes back in and gives Chandler a big hug. He then leaves for good and Chandler is left alone in his apartment.] CLOSING CREDITS
[Cut to Monica and Rachels as Ross walks through the door. Rachel is holding the chrome star and crying.]
Chandler: He's probably in his room with his current girlfriend Charlie. That's the situation as we know it... (walks to Phoebe and Monica)
Ross: I see... Thanks very much. (he gets up and walks to the door. On his way out he looks at the photographs Mr Zelner has near his door. He picks one up.) Is this your son?
Phoebe: Oh, I thought this was your party and it turns out its a party for Howard. He's just the sweetest little man! (A guest walks up to her.)
[Scene: Joey's apartment. He walks in reading his mail, and plays back his messages on the answering machine]
Ross: Ah actually we dont. (Ross walks off)
Phoebe: All right. (Gets up and walks out.)
[Scene: The Airport, Carol and Ross are waiting for Emily and Susan to deplane. A gorgeous woman walks by and they both turn to watch her go.]
[Scene: The Charity Event, theyre holding a silent auction, Rachel is looking at one of the items and Phoebe walks up and hands her a glass of wine.]
Ross walks over: Too far, Amy. Too far.
Chandler: Get ready to run. (Chandler walks over to the new bride.) Congratulations on your wedding. (He grabs her, kisses her, Ross takes the picture, and they both run out.)
[Scene: Monica's apartment, Chandler walks in with a friend of his while Monica is putting fruit in a bowl.]
Phoebe: Its a trip for two! (She gets up and takes off her blouse-type thingy shes wearing over her dress.) Excuse me. (She walks over to table four.) Excuse me, is the person who won the Paris trip at this table?
(As Phoebe stands there in shock and disbelief, Chandler comes out of the bathroom and walks to his bedroom. Hes just got out of the shower and has the towel wrapped around himself high across his chest, and another towel wrapped around his head, like women wear towels. Joey watches Chandler wondering what the hell hes doing.)
Ross walks away with a face of yeah ok.
Joey: (Walks In)
Joey: I saw this movie once where there was a door and no one knew what was behind it, and when they finally got it open millions and millions and millions of bugs came pouring out and they feasted on human flesh. Yknow it wouldnt kill ya to respect your wifes privacy! (He walks away and into his apartment and looks the door.) Stupid closet full of bugs!
Phoebe: Okay. (and she walks away)
[Rachel, seeing what he did for her, gets up, walks across the room, and kisses Ross]
JOEY: Wow, talk about your bad luck, I mean, the first time you try panties and someone walks off with your clothes.
(A man walks by)
(Suddenly the door flies open and in walks Chandler!!)
(Ross turns around and walks back to Ben.)
(Heather walks in)
(They kiss. Ross walks away, and then fades out.)
Chandler: Okay. (He walks away disgusted with himself.)
Phoebe: (walks in) Hey
Chandler: Who walks into a room and asks to see a persons hands?!
Ross: (to the guard) Dont sweat it, Ive got this section covered. Yeah, in fact Ive got this little baby (Turns on a mini-flashlight) to shine in peoples eye(The guard walks away)Okay, see you later.
(Ross walks over to the woman, egg in hand.)
(He walks out quickly with Emma in his arms.)
Monica starts crying: Thank you. It was so beautiful. <gets up and walks towards the front door> I'm going to go to Joeys and get the pies.
Chandler: Maybe not even then. (Joey walks in)
Joey: Later! (He runs away down the hall and hides behind a corner to a whole other corridor.) Oh man! (Walks down the hallway in desperation.) Hot girl! Hot girl!!
(Rachel walks away, pleased with her self.)
(Molly gets up and walks away)
Bitsy: She actually makes me miss that pill-popping ex-wife of his. (Mike walks in) Oh, hello dear...
Tag: I feel great. (Rachel laughs) In fact! (Walks over to her desk, sweeps its contents onto the floor and Rachel just glares at him.) What?
CHANDLER: Ok, good night. [walks towards his room] You big freak of nature.
Rachel: Yeah. Sure. (Throws some in her bag and she walks away as Phoebe, dressed as Supergirl walks up and eyes Monica who eyes her back.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment, Rachel walks in]
[Scene: A street, Phoebe walks up to a homeless person (Lizzie) she knows.]
(Chandler walks in)
Monica: (walks to Phoebe's door) Phoebe! Phoebe, open up!