words in movies
Joey: Oh, its a poster for that World War I movie that Im in, check it out.
[Scene: A Union battlefield hospital, Phoebe, in a past life, is tending to a wounded Union soldier. (By the way, for historical perspective, 1862 was the second year of the American Civil War.)]
Dan: And it didn't feel so girlie during the Gulf War.
Phoebe: Oh, yeah! Back then yknow, we called the Great War. It really was!
Monica: Who did we fight in World War I?
Ross: I wonder how I would react under fire, y'know? And not backfire but-but heavy fire, like I was in a war or something.
Rachel: Oh, wait Joey! We fought the Nazis in World War II, not World War I.
Joey: Well, we can talk about something else. What do you want to talk about? Vivisection? The Vasdeferens? The Vietnam War?
[Scene: The Western front during World War I, Phoebe, in yet another past life, is once again a nurse tending to yet another dying soldier. But this time she's doing it with a French accent.]
Joey: Question. Was ah, Egg the Gellers! the war cry of your neighbourhood?
Phoebe: Okay, so maybe you dont get her a ring. Maybe you-maybe you do something different. Yknow? Maybe you get her an engagement bracelet, yknow? Or an engagement tiara? Orooh! An engagement Revolutionary War musket! (Picks one up from the display in the corner.
Chandler: I was surprised to see a kangaroo in a World War I epic.
Joey: Yes thats the one about the soldiers who fight in World War I!
Monica: Oh! Did anybody see that-that documentary on the Korean War? (Joey is pissed)
Ross: And if I remember correctly, Ray Ban was the official sponsor of World War I!
Chandler: Like war. Or that thing in Joey's refrigerator. Remember? It was in a milk carton but it looked like meat?
Phoebe: Well you all know that I'm a pacifist so I'm not interested in war in any way. (Gets up) But y'know what? When the revolution comes, I will have to destroy you all. (Starts to leave.) (To Joey) Not you Joey.
Janice: Oh, we go way back. Before Monica made an honest man out of him, Chandler used to be my little love muffin! (does her irritating laugh). So? Are you guys thinking of getting this house too? Ooh! Are we gonna have a bidding war? I'd better warn you, I'm a toughie (playfully punches Chandler, who tries to get away from her)
[Scene: Rachel and Monica's, Monica is watching the Civil War videos]
Monica: Man, I would be great in a war! I mean, I really, I think I would make a fantastic military leader. I mean I know I would make General way before any of you guys.
Ross: Y'know if we ever go to war and youre captured, youre in for a big surprise.
Joey: Whoa! Okay. Yeah well, who-who was in World War I? (Rachel pauses as she thinks.)
Monica: (crying) So, I went down to the post office, and it turns out it was those videos that I ordered for Richard about the Civil War. He loved the Civil War.