words in movies
Rachel: Wow that was a big one.
Rachel: Oh, I was just gonna ask!
Joey: Yeah-yeah right. Thats okay. Thats fine. Thats uh, pretty much what I was expecting. So uh, its no big deal. All right? I think Im gonna go. (Stands up.)
Joey: Oh no-no Rach, please, dont be sorry. Okay? Dont be sorry. (They hug again.) Yknow I was only kidding you.
Rachel: Yeah, that was a real good one.
Mary-Theresa: Its no big deal. Chandler was just kissin me because he thought I was Mary-Angela.
Ross: Okay, okay, so we're in the car. Right? And bang! A shot was fired. And Joey with no regard for his own safety throws himself on me!
Joey: Ohhh. I thought it was like Long Island.
Janice: Oh, Im sorry honey, Im so, so, (nasally) haaaaa! Im so, so sorry, I just (nasally) haaaaaa! But I, oh what happened was, I-I-I cant breathe. Can you get me a bag, or something?
Phoebe: Oh. Well umm, okay heres a weird thing. My mother was also a supply manager.
Aurora: No, that's not exactly what I was..
Dina: And youre my big brother! I mean, youre my favorite guy in the whole world. Im not even scared to tell mom and dad. I was scared of telling you.
Ross: Yay! (To Carol) Seriously, our sex life I was thinking, maybe I dont know, we could try some-some new things. Yknow? For fun?
Joey: Closeness-shmoshness! There was three of us for crying out loud!
Chandler: Well, maybe it was God, doing me.
Joey: (picks up the phone) Hello? Yeah, this is Joey Tribbiani... Oh, hi! Well, I'm glad you liked my letter... No my mommy and daddy aren't home right now... (looks puzzled) Okay, bye bye. (hangs up) (to himself) She was nice!
Joey: Thats what that was?! Cause that other thing? I thought you were on to something, but it did nothing for me.
GUNTHER: That sucks. I was buried in an avalanche.
ROSS: Yes. [pulls them off and hands them to Mr. Greene] I was just warming up the earpieces for you.
Chandler: Okay. (Pause.) What was tonight?
CHANDLER: (on pay phone) Come on, pick up, pick up! Hello? Transit Authority? Yes, hello. I'm doing research for a book, and I was wondering what someone might do if they left a baby on a city bus. Yes I do realize that would be a very stupid charact er.
David: I have a question I was kinda gonna ask her myself.
Chandler: That was pretty intense huh?
Mrs. Geller: It was you?
Chandler: Well, last time I saw him he was heading out the door with the brides maid and a bucket of strawberries. So uh, youre not still upset about what that guy told ya are ya?
Joey: Sure. I went through the exact same thing with Alicia Mae Emory... The waiting, the wandering... Then one day... I get that call from Toys "R" Us... She was in stock!
Chandler: Why? This was supposed to be a temp job!
Rachel: Ugh, Ross! That was not a near death experience! That was barely an experience!
Director: No, that was clenching.
Monica: Was it really that good?
Monica: (pulling on a robe) Okay, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I-I-I was um, I was taking a nap.
Mona: So it was really cool seeing you lecture today.
Joey: Whoa-whoa, that-that was just a theory! Theres a lot of theories that didnt pan out. The lone gunman. Communism. Geometry.
Phoebe: Well, he was a he in Arthur, and in Ten.
[Scene: Rachel and Barrys bedroom, Rachel is returning from her disastrous attempt at an affair to find that Barry was much, much more successful with his.]
Monica: He used to lock himself in the basement for hours. No one was every allowed to hear, "The Sound."
Chandler: When was the last time you saw her wear it?
[Cut back to Joey in bed, he's smiling, enjoying the dream as he wakes up. Suddenly, he realized what he was dreaming about and bolts upright in bed.]
Ross: Hi, I was wondering if it is possible to increase security in the Paleontology section? See I-I wrote a book up there and instead of reading it people are-are-are well, rolling around in front of it.
Phoebe: Oh, I took Larry there to eat but it was all violated. So we shut it down!
Ross: Maybe it was both of us, but we had our best friend's interest (Pauses and looks at Joey.) But we had our best friend's interest at heart.
Monica: Well no wait a minute thats not true! No, what did, that was really sweet. And it kinda works out for the best.
Joey: Hey Pheebs, you know what? I was thinking... since you wrote a song, maybe I could do something for Emma using my talents! Phoebe: So you’re gonna... hit on her?
David: Kinda stepped on the toes of what I was going to say.
Phoebe: That wasnt a date! That was, that was just friends getting together (quietly) having sex.
Phoebe: You really thought it was perfect?
Rachel: Well, well, you said it was practice!
Joey: Come on, Lydia, you can do it. Push! Push 'em out, push 'em out, harder, harder. Push 'em out, push 'em out, way out! Let's get that ball and really move, hey, hey, ho, ho. Let's (notices the nurse looking at him strangely) I was justyeah, right. Push! Push!
Monica: Well Thats not the only time this was an issue. You remember when umm, you spent Thanksgiving with us? You called me fat.
JOEY: Uhh, cause, uhh, I'm a neurosurgeon and that was clearly a case of, uh, uh, foodal chokage. Alright, look, I got to tell you something.
Joey: (indignant) I was tired!
Phoebe: Yeah, did she sound happy about it? 'Cause my friend Ethel's baby was born with a teeny, tiny beard.
Rachel: (laughing) What was that?
Monica: Oh, I don't know. Maybe, um, "That was nice?" Admit something to me? "I'll call you?"
Monica: I was just saying that because I was ovulating and you said you wouldn�t have sex with me while we�re fighting.
Ross: Oh no! That-thatll just bring me down! This was great! I mean I-I-I was great! This is a great day! Yknow what? Im buying everyone coffee. All right? If someone would just grab my wallet, its in my pocket.
Joey: Heh... I was bluffing.
Ross: It was a dry day.
Woman: What do you mean? Yesterday you said I was too pretty to pay for stuff!
Monica: The strange part was, he was really nice, umm and he looks great, but I didn't feel anything at all!
Chandler: Yeah, well, you wouldn't think it was cool if you're eleven years old and all your friends are passing around page 79 of 'Mistress Bitch.'
Phoebe: How much was it?
Rachel: Chandler! Patrick just uh, ended things with me. Did you or did you not tell him that I was looking for a serious relationship?
Monica: I was frustrated with you!
Ross: Yeah? I was good at the stuff huh?
Phoebe: Oh, exellent. Everyone was so, so nice.
Chandler: That was like 5 years ago.
Rachel: Was she good?
Chandler: Oh, okay, I have condom in my wallet that I've had since I was twelve.
Phoebe: So was it a lot more money?
Monica: That is so sweet. I know that I was acting a little crazy but umm, I feel the same way.
Monica: Well, she corned me! She asked if the wedding was in town! I mean, what was I supposed to do?!
Joey: Hey, y'know in Roman times this was more than just a hat.
Ross: Only when it was damp!! (To Rachel) I cant believe you-you told people about this?! Everybody knew?! Yknow what? (To Will) Im back in the club!
Frank Sr.: So would it, would it make you feel better if I said I was very, very sorry that I left?
Jill: Oh my gosh, that was so lame. Like a pajmena could be a rug!
MNCA: Oh, he's sober alright. Just turns out that Fun Bobby was fun for a reason.
Ross: No, I just think Monica was that fat.
ROSS: I don't know, I don't think mom and dad would mind. Remember when you were 9 and Richard was 30, how dad used to say, 'God I hope they get together.'
Chandler: Huh! So that's what I would look like if I worked out... and was being serviced by a policeman. You're not actually going to send these out are ya?
Ross: How was I supposed to know wed end up being friends after college, let alone you-you would be living with my sister?
Chandler: Well, I was kinda hoping we could do this without him. (She starts to take off her latex gloves.) Oh no-no-no, leave the gloves on.
JOEY: Wow!� That didn't take long.� I thought you said Tulsa was, like a three hour flight.
Chandler: All right, I have to get that, but no-no. (answering phone) Hello? (listens) (happily) Hi! Yeah listen, I'm, I'm in need of a stripper and I was told that you do that. (listens) Let me ask you this, what, what do you do for the extra hundred? (listens) So would I, would I have to provide the grapes?
The Fan: That was Phoebe Buffay, the porn star.
Chandler: Whoa-ho, whoa! No, I was thinking about y'know for me, as a part of that whole getting over Janice thing you were talking about.
Morse: (walking up) That was a great lecture today. Did you get a little hair cut?
Ross: Ok, what, what...ok, what did we think it was going to be?
Ross: Yeah but after you said it was okay, I figured, "Why not?!"
Monica: You dont want to know what tonight was.
Caitlin: Oh my God! That was flirting?!
Monica: Oh, I wish there was a job where I could wear this all the time. (Pause) Maybe someday, there will be.
Chandler: What was tonight?
Monica: I was kidding.
Chandler: So was I.
Ross: It really was!
Ross: It was, it was okay.
Joey: It's not right what Emily wants you to do! She is totally-(The gang enters behind Joey and Phoebe pinches him again.)-Owww!! Stop pinching me! Look, now you guys said I only had to keep my mouth shut as long as Ross was happy, right? Well he just told me that he's not entirely happy.
Phoebe: Fine. The reason that I was leaning a little bit more toward Rachel than you is just that youre just kinda high maintenanceOkay lets go to lunch!
Ross: Yeah, what, what was I thinking?
Ross: I was having a little chat with ah, Bonnie, and ah, guess what, she-she happened to bring up y'know, who was behind the um, whole head shaving idea, and now, who was it? Oh, thats right, thats right, it was you!
Rachel: What the hell was that?!
Phoebe: Oh my God! How bad was it?
ERNIE: Bert, Bert. Bert. Hey, what happened to my friend Bert? He was here just a moment ago. Oh no, my old friend Bert is lost.
PHOE: He said that, um, he understands how sex can be like, a very emotional thing for a woman and he was just afraid that I was gonna get all, y'know, like, 'ohh, is he gonna call me the next day' and, y'know, 'where is this going' and, ya know, blah-la-la-la-la. So he said he wanted to hold off until he was prepared to be really serious.