words in movies
Monica: Well then, y'know what? I care about you to much to watch you hurt yourself like this. So if you have to do this, then youre gonna have to do it without me.
Rachel: Oh, I cant watch this. (turns her eyes away)
Phoebe: I am definitely gonna watch that!
[Scene: Rachel's new job, she's in her new boss's office (Kim's) and with the other assistant (Nancy). Together they're deciding what clothes to buy or something, who knows, let's all watch/read to find out.]
Phoebe: Uh-huh! Ross invited us all to watch.
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Watch this.
CHANDLER: Question. If I don't care about my watch, can I use it as a weapon?
Monica: Umm, this is going to be fun. Watch me freak out Chandler. Honey?
Phoebe: (following him) And did you notice the ice? (Gestures to 3 huge buckets of ice on the table.) Look! We have it all! We have crushed! Cubed! And dry! Watch! (Pours some water onto the dry ice, causing it to evaporate/smoke.) Ahhh! Mystical!
Rachel: Cmon, seriously, you guys, youre not going to make me watch this alone!
Chandler: I just want to watch a little television. What is the big deal? Geez, relax mom.
Rachel: (To Monica, Chandler and Phoebe) Can any of you watch Emma?
MONICA: Ok, here, watch this.
(Monica walks down to Erica's legs to watch the birth.)
Joey: Sh-shh-shh! (He motions for her to watch something he has taped.)
Rachel: Oh my God .Whats he gonna do now? I cant watch! (Drags Joey closer to her and cowers into his chest.) Oh. Seriously, how can you watch this? Arent you scared?
David: Allright... But... if I ever do come back from Minsk... (points at Mike) well, you just better watch out.
ROSS: You know what, you guys, we don't have to watch this.
Chandler: (picks up the phone) All right, you want to see if the joke stealer will let us watch the show at his place?
Ross: You wanna watch Laverne y Shirley?
JOEY: You can come over and watch the Super Bowl. Every year, all right?
Chandler: Okay, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. Will you watch my phone?
Chandler: Y'know, we don't have to watch this. Weekend At Bernie's is on Showtime, HBO, and Cinemax.
Monica: All right, I'm out of oven space. I'm gonna turn on Joey's. Please, watch him! Do not let Joey eat any of the food!
Joey: Oh, it's easy. Yeah, I-I can do it with anything. Watch uh, (snaps his fingers and in a sexy voice) Grandma's chicken salad
(Everyone has settled down to watch, except Chandler)
Rachel: Since when do you watch the news?
Ross: You know what, you guys, we don't have to watch this.
CHANDLER: We'll watch him.
Jill: Chandler, we've been here for an hour doing this! Now watch, it's easy.
Chandler: Quick! What time is it?! (Holds his watch in front of her face.)
Phoebe: Alright, so, can we turn this off? Can we just make it... make them go away? Because I cant, I cant watch.
LITTLE BULLY: It's a nice watch, I don't wanna break it on your ribs.
Rachel: Oh. Do you want to watch the rest of the movie with me?
Chandler: We are supposed to make these decisions together! Did you not watch the Doctor Phil I taped for you?
PHOEBE: Phoebe, just watch that, I promise it will resotre all your faith in humanity.
Joey: You can totally tell! Here look, watch me. (He stands up and turns his back to them so that he is facing the window.) Smile! Frown. Smile! Frown. (The camera cuts to Ross outside hanging up the phone.) Smile! (Ross turns around and sees Joey alternately smiling and frowning and just stares at him for a second and heads back inside.)
Joey: We cant watch that! I mean thats Phoebe!
Phoebe: I know I am. That's why I can't wear a digital watch.
Joey: Okay. (They both walk off to watch for Rachel.)
Monica: Okay. I-I can't watch. (Leaves as sits down to read the paper.)
Rachel: Ooh, Phoebes here! Okay, lets turn out all the lights and well just watch the movie!
(Monica gets up and heads for the bathroom, Chandler turns to watch her go and is startled to see Joey sitting in Monicas seat.)
Phoebe: You dont have to do that, Ross and Joey arent here, you can watch the parade if you want.
Monica: Thank God! I can't watch him anymore!
SUSAN: You can watch our tape if you want.
Rachel: The nights are the hardest. (Checks her watch.) But then the day comes! And thats every bit as hard as the night. And then the night comes again
[Cut to the girls apartment, Monica is putting things into her purse as Phoebe and Rachel watch.]
ROSS: So you wanna watch uh, Entertainment Tonight?
Joey: Would you guys want to come down tomorrow and watch me tape the show?
Monica: Joey, I left my watch on the counter last night. (Goes to the counter) It was right here, where is it?
Monica: (On the phone) Hello? No, he's not here. Yeah, this is his wife. Yeah, well, it came as quite a shock to me too. I guess I should have known. Yeah, I mean, he just kept making me watch Moulin Rouge.
Joey: I guess I'll get washed up then. Watch that sunrise. (He goes into the bathroom.)
Rachel: Me too. Oh, I'm just sorry I'm not gonna be around to watch you two attempt to handle this! Alright, I can't say goodbye to you guys again. I love you all so much.
Phoebe: Ok. Hello everyone and thank you all for being here tonight. So tomorrow's the big event and some of you might not know, but Mike and I didn't get off to the best start. (she reads a note). My friend Joey and I decided to fix each other up with friends so I, I... (Monica is twirling her hands in order to make Phoebe speed up her speech) oh I... hum... I gave it a lot of thought and I fixed him up with my friend Mary Ellen who couldn't be here tonight because... (Monica is tapping her watch with her finger) it's not important... she is in rehab. Anyway, so, ok, Joey said that he was fixing me up with his friend Mike, only he didn't have a friend Mike so he just brought, uhm, my Mike and, and (Monica clears her throat) but despite, you know... it got... it got good. Ok, I wanna take a moment to mention my mother, who couldn't be here...
Ross: 59 seconds. (holds up his watch) Quartz, ha.
Chandler: I was not staring at her. Okay? I was just listening intently. Its called being a good conversationalist. Watch. (Stares at Monicas eyes.) Say something.
Chandler: Then you're gonna have to watch it for me.
RICHARD: Monica's making us watch Old Yeller.
Ross: Hello. (He throws his jacket towards the coat rack and misses.) Im sorry Im a little late. Ah(Checks his watch)Whoa! A lot late. Let me start by uh, by introducing myself, I am Professor Geller. (The bell rings.) So to sum up, Im Professor Geller. Good job today.
Monica: Oh, well, I bought Chandler a five hundred dollar watch and he wrote me a rap song.
Ross: You took my watch?
Chandler: Yknow what? Were not sad, were not sad, were just not 21 anymore. Yknow? Im 29 years old, damnit! And I want to sit in a comfortable chair, and watch television and go to bed at a reasonable hour!
PHOEBE: I didn't watch the ending, I was too depressed. It just kept getting worse and worse, it should have been called, "It's a sucky life and just when you think it can't suck any more it does."
Rachel: Oh my god. Ok you guys, theres Danny. Watch. Just watch this. (He walks past the couch to the counter.) See?! Still pretending hes not interested. Ohh, hes coming over. Just pretend like we dont know him. Weve forgotten who he is.
JOEY: I can't watch this.
Monica: (to Ross)So, did you come by to watch us win the big bucks?
Phoebe: Y'know, for once, I am going to sit down and try to watch one of these things. (just as she sits down).
chandler: Now we can finally watch Green Acres the way it was meant to be seen.
RACHEL: Chandler honey, I'm sorry. Ok, can we watch Joey's show now please? [they turn on the TV]
Rachel: (checking her watch) Op! We gotta go! (The girls stand up.)
Paul: (laughing) That's one way! Me, I- I went for the watch.
Monica: Wow! I'm-I'm-I'm glad you smashed her watch!
Ross: (very interested) Oh! like what?! (Charlie looks at him confused, but smiling) Oh I'm sorry, I don't mean to pry... it's just that this must be what regular people experience when they watch "Access Hollywood".
Rachel: Look, Im fine. Watch. (She picks up an aspirin between her toes) Look at that. (She lifts her leg to grab the aspirin with her hand and almost falls over.) Whoa-whoa!
Rachel: Okay, wow, wow, wow. Watch the tongue people, we've got a baby over here.
CHANDLER: Why must everybody watch me sleep? There'll be no more watching me sleep, no more watching.
Chandler: How many times have I told you guys, you never watch the cooking channel!
Monica: Yeah and you better watch the flirting too, cause you know, in such close quarters, it could be trouble.
Rachel: (checks her watch) Fifty-two minutes. (Pause) So no-no brothers and sisters, huh? That must be nice. You dont have to share stuff.
Ross: OK, fine, well I'm not gonna watch, alright.
Monica: Oh my God, he's gonna do it now. Please, I cannot watch this, let's go.
Ross: Whoa-whoa-whoa, Knicks season opener tonight. I thought maybe you guys would come over and watch it.
Ross: Here they come, here they come. Oh-ho, if she kisses him goodnight, Im gonna kill myself, I swear. I cant, I cant watch this. (turns away, then quickly turns to look again) Come on, date over! Date over! Uh-oh, here we go, shes going in.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Carol is dropping Ben off for Ross to watch.]
Chandler: Uh yes, but uh, I just watch it for the articles.
Joey: (entering) Hey! So, did you watch the tape of my show?
Ross: I dont know, I could maybe go out for a couple of beers, but theres this thing about bumblebees on The Discovery Channel that I was planning to watch.
Kathy: I'm sorry, it's just this Ernie Cofax thing on in a few minutes I wanted to watch.
BIG BULLY: No, you can't use your watch.
Monica: Because I know that you think the lottery is "boohaki" but we're all here and gonna watch the numbers and have fun. And you're my brother, and I want you to be a part of this.
Rachel: Oo, I cant watch this, its like Sophies Choice.
Rachel: Well, now, wait. Now Im all freaked out. Come on, you guys will watch it with me.
Joey: No, it's the pre-game. I'm gonna watch it at the reception.
Joey: Oh hey come on, dont-dont-dont do this! Umm, look let-let me tell you something, okay? Now when I watch you do a scene, Im thinking, "Boy, she-she is a great actress!" (Shes not buying it.) Uh but-but, I am also thinking, "She is hot!"
[Scene: The Airport, Carol and Ross are waiting for Emily and Susan to deplane. A gorgeous woman walks by and they both turn to watch her go.]
Phoebe: And... moment's over! (Rachel, Joey and Chandler all turn and look disapprovingly towards Monica but she just shrugs it off) So, ok, uh, I can forget that. I can forget that and uhm... (she's flipping cards skipping half of them) Oh this is funny! Oh, but you need to know that to... that, to... Oh, ok, well, uhm, I (Monica is miming CUT). Ok, ok, I, ok, I.... MONICA I CAN'T DO IT LIKE THIS! THIS IS MY WEDDING! OKAY, I DON'T WANT THIS (she mimes Monica's when she was twirling her hands) OR THIS (she taps her watch) OR THIS (she mimes CUT) OK? I JUST WANTED A SIMPLE WEDDING! WHERE MY FIANCEE CAN GO TO THE BATHROOM ANYTIME HE WANTS! (pause) You know what? You're done.
Chandler: Oh, great. We have to watch him do yoga in his underwear, but for this he closes the drapes!
Chandler: Will power? I�ve watch home movies of you eating ding-dongs (?) without taking the tin foil off.
Ross: (checks his watch) Sure, okay.
(They watch them making up and sigh)
Margha: It is okay, if I stay and watch?