words in movies
Ross: Oh. (looks at his watch) Oh-oh. (takes a drink of coffee and resumes reading the letter)
Ross: You? You! Want to watch Ben? (in the background Monica mouths Dont worry, Ill be here the whole time. to Ross.) Yes! Thatd be great, no, I just wanted to ask Monica, because I know how empty her life is. (Monica sarcastically mouths Yeah! and holds up her thumb.)
Rachel: Oh boy, I just can't watch. It's too scary!
Chandler: Oh, and we should warn you, before you watch it: dont watch it.
Chandler: Guys? (They ignore him.) Ive got something important to tell ya. (Still nothing so he walks over and stands in front of the TV.) Guys? (They lean over to try and watch the TV, Chandler mimics them.) Guys?! (Pause) Im gonna ask Monica to marry me.
Rachel: Oh, I cant watch this. (turns her eyes away)
RACH: Well. [looks at watch] Woah, look at that! I gotta go, I gotta date. With a man. Um, OK, you guys have a really, uh, have a really good night and you two have a, uh, have a, uh, really good cat. [she leaves carrying her tray then comes back in] OK, we're not supposed to take these when we leave.
Chandler: Why are you so sure I didn't watch this tape?
Joey: Oh, well we watch it a second time and its Die Hard 2!
Rachel: I was just asking 'cause I need someone to watch Emma tonight.
Ross: Hey! There are some men who will do whatever it takes to make their marriage work! Okay? There are some men who will stand by and-and watch as their wives engage in-in what only can be described as a twosome with some-some woman she barely knows from the gym!
Phoebe: I am definitely gonna watch that!
[Scene: Rachel's new job, she's in her new boss's office (Kim's) and with the other assistant (Nancy). Together they're deciding what clothes to buy or something, who knows, let's all watch/read to find out.]
Monica: Umm, this is going to be fun. Watch me freak out Chandler. Honey?
Phoebe: Uh-huh! Ross invited us all to watch.
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Watch this.
CHANDLER: Question. If I don't care about my watch, can I use it as a weapon?
Monica: Well then, y'know what? I care about you to much to watch you hurt yourself like this. So if you have to do this, then youre gonna have to do it without me.
Phoebe: (following him) And did you notice the ice? (Gestures to 3 huge buckets of ice on the table.) Look! We have it all! We have crushed! Cubed! And dry! Watch! (Pours some water onto the dry ice, causing it to evaporate/smoke.) Ahhh! Mystical!
Rachel: Cmon, seriously, you guys, youre not going to make me watch this alone!
Rachel: (To Monica, Chandler and Phoebe) Can any of you watch Emma?
Chandler: I just want to watch a little television. What is the big deal? Geez, relax mom.
Rachel: Oh my God .Whats he gonna do now? I cant watch! (Drags Joey closer to her and cowers into his chest.) Oh. Seriously, how can you watch this? Arent you scared?
(Monica walks down to Erica's legs to watch the birth.)
Joey: Sh-shh-shh! (He motions for her to watch something he has taped.)
MONICA: Ok, here, watch this.
David: Allright... But... if I ever do come back from Minsk... (points at Mike) well, you just better watch out.
Ross: You wanna watch Laverne y Shirley?
Chandler: Okay, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. Will you watch my phone?
ROSS: You know what, you guys, we don't have to watch this.
Chandler: (picks up the phone) All right, you want to see if the joke stealer will let us watch the show at his place?
JOEY: You can come over and watch the Super Bowl. Every year, all right?
Chandler: We are supposed to make these decisions together! Did you not watch the Doctor Phil I taped for you?
Joey: Oh, it's easy. Yeah, I-I can do it with anything. Watch uh, (snaps his fingers and in a sexy voice) Grandma's chicken salad
Monica: All right, I'm out of oven space. I'm gonna turn on Joey's. Please, watch him! Do not let Joey eat any of the food!
Ross: You know what, you guys, we don't have to watch this.
LITTLE BULLY: It's a nice watch, I don't wanna break it on your ribs.
Chandler: Y'know, we don't have to watch this. Weekend At Bernie's is on Showtime, HBO, and Cinemax.
(Everyone has settled down to watch, except Chandler)
Rachel: Oh. Do you want to watch the rest of the movie with me?
Phoebe: Alright, so, can we turn this off? Can we just make it... make them go away? Because I cant, I cant watch.
PHOEBE: Phoebe, just watch that, I promise it will resotre all your faith in humanity.
Joey: You can totally tell! Here look, watch me. (He stands up and turns his back to them so that he is facing the window.) Smile! Frown. Smile! Frown. (The camera cuts to Ross outside hanging up the phone.) Smile! (Ross turns around and sees Joey alternately smiling and frowning and just stares at him for a second and heads back inside.)
Phoebe: I know I am. That's why I can't wear a digital watch.
CHANDLER: We'll watch him.
Jill: Chandler, we've been here for an hour doing this! Now watch, it's easy.
Chandler: Quick! What time is it?! (Holds his watch in front of her face.)
Joey: We cant watch that! I mean thats Phoebe!
Joey: Okay. (They both walk off to watch for Rachel.)
(Monica gets up and heads for the bathroom, Chandler turns to watch her go and is startled to see Joey sitting in Monicas seat.)
Rachel: Since when do you watch the news?
Rachel: Ooh, Phoebes here! Okay, lets turn out all the lights and well just watch the movie!
Monica: Okay. I-I can't watch. (Leaves as sits down to read the paper.)
SUSAN: You can watch our tape if you want.
ROSS: So you wanna watch uh, Entertainment Tonight?
Monica: Thank God! I can't watch him anymore!
Rachel: The nights are the hardest. (Checks her watch.) But then the day comes! And thats every bit as hard as the night. And then the night comes again
Phoebe: You dont have to do that, Ross and Joey arent here, you can watch the parade if you want.
[Cut to the girls apartment, Monica is putting things into her purse as Phoebe and Rachel watch.]
Monica: Joey, I left my watch on the counter last night. (Goes to the counter) It was right here, where is it?
Rachel: Me too. Oh, I'm just sorry I'm not gonna be around to watch you two attempt to handle this! Alright, I can't say goodbye to you guys again. I love you all so much.
Joey: Would you guys want to come down tomorrow and watch me tape the show?
Monica: (On the phone) Hello? No, he's not here. Yeah, this is his wife. Yeah, well, it came as quite a shock to me too. I guess I should have known. Yeah, I mean, he just kept making me watch Moulin Rouge.
Joey: I guess I'll get washed up then. Watch that sunrise. (He goes into the bathroom.)
Chandler: Then you're gonna have to watch it for me.
Chandler: I was not staring at her. Okay? I was just listening intently. Its called being a good conversationalist. Watch. (Stares at Monicas eyes.) Say something.
Phoebe: Ok. Hello everyone and thank you all for being here tonight. So tomorrow's the big event and some of you might not know, but Mike and I didn't get off to the best start. (she reads a note). My friend Joey and I decided to fix each other up with friends so I, I... (Monica is twirling her hands in order to make Phoebe speed up her speech) oh I... hum... I gave it a lot of thought and I fixed him up with my friend Mary Ellen who couldn't be here tonight because... (Monica is tapping her watch with her finger) it's not important... she is in rehab. Anyway, so, ok, Joey said that he was fixing me up with his friend Mike, only he didn't have a friend Mike so he just brought, uhm, my Mike and, and (Monica clears her throat) but despite, you know... it got... it got good. Ok, I wanna take a moment to mention my mother, who couldn't be here...
RICHARD: Monica's making us watch Old Yeller.
Ross: Hello. (He throws his jacket towards the coat rack and misses.) Im sorry Im a little late. Ah(Checks his watch)Whoa! A lot late. Let me start by uh, by introducing myself, I am Professor Geller. (The bell rings.) So to sum up, Im Professor Geller. Good job today.
Ross: You took my watch?
Ross: 59 seconds. (holds up his watch) Quartz, ha.
Rachel: Oh my god. Ok you guys, theres Danny. Watch. Just watch this. (He walks past the couch to the counter.) See?! Still pretending hes not interested. Ohh, hes coming over. Just pretend like we dont know him. Weve forgotten who he is.
Monica: Oh, well, I bought Chandler a five hundred dollar watch and he wrote me a rap song.
PHOEBE: I didn't watch the ending, I was too depressed. It just kept getting worse and worse, it should have been called, "It's a sucky life and just when you think it can't suck any more it does."
Chandler: Yknow what? Were not sad, were not sad, were just not 21 anymore. Yknow? Im 29 years old, damnit! And I want to sit in a comfortable chair, and watch television and go to bed at a reasonable hour!
JOEY: I can't watch this.
Monica: (to Ross)So, did you come by to watch us win the big bucks?
Rachel: (checking her watch) Op! We gotta go! (The girls stand up.)
chandler: Now we can finally watch Green Acres the way it was meant to be seen.
RACHEL: Chandler honey, I'm sorry. Ok, can we watch Joey's show now please? [they turn on the TV]
Phoebe: Y'know, for once, I am going to sit down and try to watch one of these things. (just as she sits down).
Ross: OK, fine, well I'm not gonna watch, alright.
Monica: Wow! I'm-I'm-I'm glad you smashed her watch!
Rachel: Okay, wow, wow, wow. Watch the tongue people, we've got a baby over here.
Monica: Yeah and you better watch the flirting too, cause you know, in such close quarters, it could be trouble.
Chandler: How many times have I told you guys, you never watch the cooking channel!
Rachel: (checks her watch) Fifty-two minutes. (Pause) So no-no brothers and sisters, huh? That must be nice. You dont have to share stuff.
Paul: (laughing) That's one way! Me, I- I went for the watch.
Ross: (very interested) Oh! like what?! (Charlie looks at him confused, but smiling) Oh I'm sorry, I don't mean to pry... it's just that this must be what regular people experience when they watch "Access Hollywood".
Rachel: Look, Im fine. Watch. (She picks up an aspirin between her toes) Look at that. (She lifts her leg to grab the aspirin with her hand and almost falls over.) Whoa-whoa!
CHANDLER: Why must everybody watch me sleep? There'll be no more watching me sleep, no more watching.
Monica: Oh my God, he's gonna do it now. Please, I cannot watch this, let's go.
Ross: Whoa-whoa-whoa, Knicks season opener tonight. I thought maybe you guys would come over and watch it.
Chandler: Uh yes, but uh, I just watch it for the articles.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Carol is dropping Ben off for Ross to watch.]
Joey: (entering) Hey! So, did you watch the tape of my show?
Kathy: I'm sorry, it's just this Ernie Cofax thing on in a few minutes I wanted to watch.
Ross: Here they come, here they come. Oh-ho, if she kisses him goodnight, Im gonna kill myself, I swear. I cant, I cant watch this. (turns away, then quickly turns to look again) Come on, date over! Date over! Uh-oh, here we go, shes going in.
Ross: I dont know, I could maybe go out for a couple of beers, but theres this thing about bumblebees on The Discovery Channel that I was planning to watch.
Joey: No, it's the pre-game. I'm gonna watch it at the reception.
Rachel: Oo, I cant watch this, its like Sophies Choice.