words in movies
Gary: This witness won't return my calls so we're gonna see if we can surprise him coming home.
Chandler: Sur-surprise him? We're not, we're not gonna make anybody mad are we?
Gary: Hey, do you mind? We're under cover here.
Ross: Pheebs, we had the most incredible night! Okay, so, we're in the car
Ross: Okay, okay, so we're in the car. Right? And bang! A shot was fired. And Joey with no regard for his own safety throws himself on me!
Frank Jr.: No, of course we're not.
Joey: And we're okay?
Phoebe: No! We're gonna do it my way. (listens) Because your way is stupid! Alright I gotta go, I have another call, Reverend. (switches calls) Hello?
Chandler: All right. I'll tell you what. When we're 40, if neither one of us are married, what do you say you and I get together and have one?
Rachel: We're having a party.
Joey: (bewildered) Oh! Oh, well! At least we're both having fun!
RICHARD: Oh, that's why you never see pigeons at sushi bars.(they both start laughing at Richard's poor joke) See, we're having fun.
Chandler: Okay! (Stands up) This is it! (Claps his hands) We're gonna get married!
Monica: We're okay. I'm still ovulating.
Rachel: Joey, we're not keeping this!
Ross: This is it. Unless we're on a break.
Chandler: Well, we're not.
Phoebe: (to the Charity guy) We're back!
Phoebe: But... but... but we're giving you this!
Ross: We're late too! (Rachel screams)
Monica: Uh, we're gonna be great.
Charlie: Joey is a great guy, but we're just... so different! I mean, during your speech he kept laughing at homo erectus!
Monica: WE'RE GETTING A BABY!
Chandler: We're getting the house. (they hug) We're getting the house.
Chandler: I know this is really hard and we're really sorry.
Rachel: Ah, what is this? Well, lets see, we kissed for ten minutes and now we're talking to our friends about it, so I guess this is sixth grade!
Chandler: We're growing up.
Rachel: Ah, I-I never should have said what I said. Ityknow what? It just doesn't matter how I feel. I mean we work together, so nothing could really ever happen between us, and what I would love is just to go to work on Monday, and-and never talk about this again, okay? Big day Monday lots to do. So, we're okay?
RACHEL: Well, we're not here to meet guys.� You have a boyfriend, I have a b. . . baby and a Ross.
MINISTER: You know, nothing makes God happier than when two people, any two people, come together in love. Friends, family, we're gathered here today to join Carol and Susan in holy matrimony.
Chandler: Unless Snoopy says it to Charlie Brown, I think we're okay.
Monica: Because we're moving in a couple of days and it just didn't make sense.
Dr. Rhodes: Take your shirt off, and let's see what we're dealing with here. (Ross starts to take off his pants) What are you doing?
RTST: But, we're thinking, given the right marketing, we can make Thanksgiving the Mockolate holiday.
Steve: Chandler, you were the strongest person in the program. We're offering you the position of junior copywriter.
Chandler: We're taking a break!
Rachel: Monica, this is Dan (points to him), one of the guys that we're gonna be going out with on Saturday. (Mouths "He's yours." to her.) Uh Dan, Monica.
Ross: Oh oh, we think Emma is about to start talking so we're trying to be careful about what words we use in front of her.
Ross: What? We're never gonna make it!
Chandler: (Proceeding with his dinner) We're teeth people Zack!
Phoebe: We're on our honeymoon.
MONICA: No. No you can't go. No this is fun. Come on we're just getting started. Here, here's your marker.
Rachel: Yeah, we're gonna let you be alone.
JOEY: Hey, look, since we're neighbors and all, what do you say we uh, get together for a drink?
Monica: Alright, we're gonna have to unscrew the chain.
Janice: Ooh, that decides it then. I was on the fence. But knowing that you two would be our neighbors? Ah! now we have to get it! (Chandler and Monica are utterly shocked) Ellen, we're going to talk numbers. (Grabs Ellen by her elbow and pulls her outside)
PHOEBE: Yeah, but, ah, ah, nothing has to happen.� We're just having fun.� You know, not everything had to go as far as "eye-contact."
RACHEL: Oh I'm sorry, we're clo-... Hey sailor.
Chandler: All right. I'll tell you what. When we're 40, if neither one of us are married, what do you say you and I get together and have one?
Joey: We're geniuses! Yeah, look at them, look at them, they're really bonding.
Monica: Okay, we're gonna start in the kitchen. Plates get put into plate protectors and stacked ten to a box. The silverware gets bundled in rubber bands and then bubble wrapped. Got it?
Chandler: Hey, I can be smooth. (Walks back to the Maitre d', very smoothly) Listen, we're a little bit in a hurry, so, if you can get us a table a little quicker, I'd appreciate it. (Shakes his hand)
Young Ethan: All right, look. I've gotta tell you something. I'm not 17. I only said so that you'd think I was cute and vunerable. I'm actually 30, I have a wife, I have a job, I'm your Congressman. Monica, this is ridiculous, we're great together. We can talk, we make each other laugh, and the sex. Oh, man, okay i have no frame of graft, but I thought that was great.
Monica: Yep, we're gonna meet the lady who could be carrying our baby.
Chandler: I know it sounds really weird, but we're just so bad at relationships.
Chandler: We're just here to say goodbye, we're off to Ohio.
Joey: Oh, really? You know what your great friend did? We're out to dinner, ok? (he starts talking about the date and we can see what happened through a flashback video) We're getting along, having a really nice time. I was thinking she was really cool. And then, out of nowhere...
Chandler: We're just hanging out by the spoons. Ladle?
ROSS: Tough noogies, we're watching Predators of the Serengetti.
Kim: Forget it Rachel! We're both so proud of how well you're doing. I'm not gonna let you blow it. In fact, if I catch you with a cigarette, you're fired. So go on, get out of here! Go on, I don't want you breathing this stuff! Go on!
Mrs. Geller: Oh, we're having spaghetti! That's.... easy.
Joey: Alright, well the rest of you get comfortable, ok, because we're gonna be here for a li...(stops and thinks) Wait a minute, there is a window in there!
Phoebe: Well, okay, Mike's taking a shower, which by the way there's no law against. And then we're gonna grab some food, so if you want...
Joey: (takes phone) Hi, yeah, it's me. (Listens) Oh, no no no, we're just friends. (Listens) Yeah, I'm single. (Listens) 25. (Listens) An actor. (Listens) Hello?
Rachel: Oh honey, I'm sorry we can't help you there, 'cause we're cuddlily sleepers. (Chandler makes an 'Ewww' face) Okay, I'm late for work.
Chandler: You know what, everybody? Go home. You should be with your families. It's bad enough that we're working New Year's Eve.
Chandler: Man, we're gonna rock that Asian student union!
Chandler: Aside from adoption the only other choice is insemination, so... we're talking about sperm donors.
MONICA: Nooo! Never! I mean, we're living in the moment. God, it is so nice for once to not have to get all hung up on 'Where is this going?'
Ross: Phoebe, forget it, okay? Newark is - is like an hour away. There's no way we're gonna make it in time.
Monica: (To Chandler) We're not really gonna buy these people steak dinners are we?
Ross: Oh, that's right! (to Emma) Daddy and uncle Joey are going on a trip today. We're going to a conference in Barbados, right?
CHANDLER: Ok, so let me just get this straight. So we're uh, strictly talking about the middle?
ROSS: Ok, ok look, see, the thing is we're, we're not gonna fight you guys.
Chandler: You know what? You know what? I think we're making too big a deal out of this. ok? So we pay our bills a little late this month and maybe next month we cut back on a few things. And maybe we start eating out of Joey's refrigerator for a change. You're chef... what can you make out of backing soda and beer?
Colleen: Oh, please, we're happy to help.
Rachel: Okay, you're coming with me, and I also told them that if we're still here when they get off that we'll go down to the cafeteria and have some Jell-O with them.
Monica: (excitedly) Oh my God, we're gonna be parents!
CHANDLER: Right now, right here. Don't ya think we're in kind of a public plaaaa [Susie grabs him under the table] They do have the shrimp.
Monica: All right, Chandler get the coats. Erica let's go. Phoebe and Joey, keep packing! Oh my God we're gonna have a baby. All right. We're gonna have a baby! OH MY GOD, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BABY! Oh God, oh God, I got to sit down, I got to sit down. Ooh! (she's hyperventilating)
JOEY: Yeah, we're goin' to a Ranger game.
Ross: Carol, we've been through this before, ok? We have a good time. We laugh, we play. It's like we're father and son.
Joey: You don't know how long we're gonna be in here! We may have to repopulate the Earth.
Chandler: We're not gonna talk about girth are we?
ROSS: [holding cream pitcher] Oh, darnit, we're all out of milk. [holds pitcher in front of Chandler's chest and flips the lid] Hey Chandler, would you fill me up here?
MRS. GELLER: Well sweetie, we have a surprise for you. We're turning your room into a gym.
Monica: We're switching rooms again.
ROSS: Well we did it, we're here. We are standing our ground. How long does a cup of coffee take?
RACHEL: Terry is a jerk, ok? That's why we're always saying "Terry's a jerk!" That's where that came from.
Ross: (they shake hands) Hello, Susan. (To Carol) Good shake. Good shake. So, uh, we're just waiting for...?
RACHEL: [on phone] Hi, Mr. Treeger. Hi, it's Rachel Green from upstairs. Yes, somebody, uh, broke our knob on the radiator and it's really hot in here. Yes, it's, it's hot enough to bake cookies. Well, do you think we could have a new one by 6? Wha t, no, no, Tuesday, we can't wait until Tuesday, we're having a party tonight.
CHANDLER: I've met the perfect woman. OK, we're sitting on her couch, we're fooling around, and then suddenly she turns to me and says, 'Do you ever want to do it in an elevator?'
Bob: Uh, Phoebe we've been getting complaints and uh, we're gonna move you to a less high-profile spot.
JOEY: Well, we're, we're just goin' over here so that we can get away from the horrible flesh eating virus, for the love of God woman, listen to me. Is he lookin', is he lookin'?
Chandler: Well, we're talking about sperm donors and Zack may be the guy! I mean, look, he's intelligent, he's healthy, he's athletic, I mean, he is "spermtastic"!
Ross: That doesn't matter! We're talking about the foundation of our friendship.
Rachel: Ross, you know what? She may need one..We're just going to have to make our peace with that!
Monica: Oh, please, stop! Look, we're supposed to be honest with each other. I-I just wish you could tell mejust say, "I don't like your massages."
Monica: Oh my god. We're trying to get pregnant so he's probably starting to freak out about the fact that my body is going to change.
Chandler: Look, we're not just messing around! I love her. Okay, I'm in love with her.
Phoebe: Just a sec., we're kind in the middle of something here.
Monica: Yeah, and we've paid for a room, that we're supposed to be in right now!
CHANDLER: Actually, uh, we're both the father. (Puts his arm around Joey)
David: But well, now that we're together again, I don't ever want to be apart. So, to that end...
Monica: Excuse me, Mrs. Burkart? Well, we're all cleaned up in the kitchen.