words in movies
Joey: We love you, man. (Kisses Ross)
Chandler: Well, aren't we Mr. "The glass is half empty."
Kiki: Well, we were in the city shopping, and your mom said you work here, aaand it's true!
Ross: Carol was wearing boots just like those the night that we- we first- y'know. Fact, she, uh- she never took'em off, 'cause we-we- (off Chandler's look) Sorry. Sorry.
Ross: (points) Peach pit. That night we, uh- we had-
Ross: Then, uh, then we got dressed, and I-I... I walked her to the- (looks up, realises, and points) -the bus stop... I'm fine.
Joey: Hey, that woman's got an ass like Carol's! (They turn to stare at him.) What? Thought we were trying to find stuff.
Monica: We thought since Phoebe was staying over tonight we'd have kinda like a slumber party thing. We got some trashy magazines, we got cookie dough, we got Twister... (The phone rings and Monica answers it.)
Phoebe: Ooh! Ooh! And I brought Operation! But, um, I lost the tweezers, so we can't operate. But we can prep the guy!
Monica: So what, you're not the only one. I mean, half the time we don't know where we're going. You've just gotta figure at some point it's all gonna come together, and it's just gonna be... un-floopy.
Rachel: Okay, see, see, you guys, what if we don't get magic beans? I mean, what if all we've got are.. beans?
Rachel: (miserably) No, no, that's not what we ordered... We ordered a fat-free crust with extra cheese.
Rachel: Hello? Who are we spying on?
Chandler: Excuse me, look, we've been here for over an hour, and a lot of people less sick than my friend have gone in. I mean, that guy with the toe thing? Who's he sleeping with? (She slides the gladd panel over and Chandler talks through it in a loud voice.) Oh, c'mon Dora, don't be mad... I know we both said some things we didn't mean, but that doesn't mean we still don't love each other. (To the waiting room.) Y'know, I feel like I've lost her.. (She slides the panel back, he turns, and it takes him by surprise.) Ba-!
Joey: Whoah, boy, hockey was a big mistake! There was a whole bunch of stuff we could've done tonight!
Ross: Hey, you're not naked! So hey, Rach, when will we expect to see you tonight?
Monica: Which we are, and-and we already paid for it. Its My Giant!
Pete: One meal! Thats all Im asking for. Please? We go out, we eat, and if you dont have a good time, I give you ten grand, we call it even.
Ross: (standing) Ok, gentlemen! Please! Aren't we a little old for this? I mean, we're scientists, right? We're academics. And most importantly I... you-you will have to catch us first. (he starts to run away with Charlie). GO, GO, GO! (the paleontologists starts chasing them)
Chandler: Secret? Married people arent supposed to have secrets between one another. We have too much love and respect for one another.
Ross: Okay look, theres nothing to worry about. We have plenty of time. Theres a great baby furniture store on west 10th. Tomorrow, we will go there and we will get you everything that you need. Okay?
Chandler: See, maybe thats the one we shouldve actually hidden.
Doug: Say uh, Bing, did you hear about the new law firm we got working for us?
Rachel: Hi! Uhh, do you guys have plans for the weekend? Because I have my sister on hold, and she said that we could use her cabin for the weekend and go skiing. Huh? Im asking you first, right?!. I mean Im playing by the rules.
Joey/Drake: I know what I felt that night when we kissed under the bridge.
Chandler: �kay, look: Can we just drop this? I�m not gonna smoke again.
Rachel: Well, maybe the next batch, we could all get some.
Gary Collins: (on TV.) It looks like we have surpassed last year's pledge total! Thank you viewers! The pledge that did it was taken by one of our volunteers (He walks over to where Joey is sitting.) Oh boy! And may I say one of our sharpest dressed volunteers, (Joey stands up.) Mr. Joseph Tribbiani!
Ross: Not only did we go out, we did it 298 times!
Mr. Douglas: Well, were gonna be layin off people in every department.
[Scene: We cut back to the present. The reunion where Chandler and Ross are talking.]
Joey: Oh, he was this cab driver we had in London.
Joey: I don't know. But hey, I know we can decide. Okay, I'm gonna ask you questions and you answer real quick. Okay?
Chandler: Y'know what, I think we can go out there. I mean they have more important things to worry about.
JOEY: And you feel like we hold you back.
Phoebe: Or...or we can chant and dance around naked, you know, with sticks.
Phoebe: Ooh ooh, we have a live one!
Phoebe: (Grabs the pictures) Oh! Here we all are! Yeah, there's Ross and Joey and you and me. (She picks up a magic marker and draws herself in. Monica can't watch.)
Joanna: You tell your friend Chandler that were definately broken up this time.
Joeys Sister: Finally, I thought wed never be alone. Can I just tell you something, I have not stopped thinking about you since the party. (kisses him)
Ross: Alright. (He goes to get the glasses. Then he hesitates and turns off the main light. Rachel looks round and he acts surprised) The, uh, the neighbours must be vacuuming. (He sits down and starts to pour the wine) Well, so long as we're here and, uh, not on the subject, I was thinking about, uh, how mad we got at each other before, and, um, I was thinking maybe it was partially because of how we, um...
Chandler: I dont know. Should we try it?
Rachel: Oh! Im sorry! Are we having an 89-year-old? How about Dayton?
Ross: Yes. I mean, its what we always planned. And if you have a plan, you should stick to it. Thats why they call them plans. Hello? (Pause) Im fine.
Ross: Yes, yes, fine, that is my penis. Can we be grown-ups now?
CAROL: Anyway, we'd like you to come, but we totally understand if you don't want to.
Monica: Thats what we used to call your ah, your motorcycle in high school. Y'know how a motorcycle is a Chopper, and youre Chip. Nevermind.
Monica: Well umm, I was thinking that maybe we could come up with a system where we trade of being maid of honor for each other. Like hypothetically, if Phoebe were mine
Chandler: If you get this one, we buy everybody here a steak dinner!
Joey: Can we please turn this off?
Joey: But hey, thanks for teachin' us Cross-Eyed Mary. You guys, we gotta play that at our regular game.
Chandler: (with his arm all the way under the cushion, moving it around) This reminds me of a very specific part of the tape. (Chandler puts the tape in, and they all sit down) Okay, here we go.
Monica: Oh that's cute! We really all enjoyed it. But y'know, it doesn't count.
JOEY: Can we drop this? I am not interested in the guy's apartment.
Phoebe: Uh, we were at the Spelling Bee!
ROSS: So, listen guys, are we uh, are we ok here?
Joey: Yeah, here we are. Uhh I I think Im falling in love with you.
Chandler: Hang up, hang up. And that was a great movie! (Monica hangs up) I'm so gonna get back at Ross... oh yeah, this will show him, here we go (starts typing something).
Bobby: You bet I am! (To Joey) And to answer your earlier question, were straight-up gangster rap. (Joey shakes his head as if hes about to lose it.)
Rachel: You know what? I don't want to be with them either, but it's Thanksgiving and we should not want to be together, together. (Goes to unlock the door)
Mrs. Waltham: Were very sad that it didnt work out between you and Emily, monkey. But, I think youre absolutely delicious.
Mrs. Geller: We know how expensive weddings can be, besides this may be the only wedding we get to throw (patting Monica on the shoulder.).
Ross: Oh hey, hey, huh, how about this weekend we have a laser disc marathon okay, and maybe a tournament on my new dart board? Huh, huh, what do you think? (in an Irish accent) Two days of darts, itll be great!
Phoebe: No look, weve apologized twice! I cant do anymore than that. I know you hate it when people are mad at you but you just have to be okay with it.
RACHEL: (after a pause with everyone staring at her, she goes up to the microphone) Ya, know what Barr, I'm not gonna leave. I probably should, but I'm not, see 'cause I promised myself that I would make it through at least *one* of your weddings (da-doom-chesh). See now, tonight, all I really wanted was to make it though this evening with a little bit of grace and dignity. Well (laughing), I guess we can all agree that's not gonna happen. There's nothing really left to say except....(starts singing) "Her name was Lola. She was a showgirl. With yellow feathers (band joins in), feathers in her hair, and a dress cut down to there. She would..."
Rachel: Well, Ross, we were worried about you. We didn't know how you were going to react.
Phoebe: Okay. (Starts to spin) Ooh, y'know we could just do this. (She stops at Chandler)
Danielle: Listen uh, maybe we could get together later?
Phoebe: You guys, we said we were gonna have fun! Come on, hey, remember the time (She starts laughing hysterically.) You dont remember?
Joey: Not like we used to. Remember? You and me used to be inseparable. Yknow now its like things are different.
Ross: Okay, okay, we were on the ride along with Gary, right?
Phoebe: Whered you get too? We lost you after you opened up all the presents.
Dr. Leedbetter: We want you to speak to a psychiatrist.
Ross: Yeah, laugh all you want but in ten minutes were gonna have younger looking skin!
Joey: (to Lorraine) We can't do that.
Russell: And well need you and Rachel to testify before a judge.
RACHEL: OK, here we go. Honey, I'm sorry, they were all out of apple pie, someone just got the last piece.
Joey: (on machine) Hey Ross. Its Joey. Theres a hooker over here and we thought maybe youd know something about it.
Rachel: Ohh, wait a minute, we havent pre
Chandler: Thats okay Pheebs, were not having a party or anything, so you dont have to get us
Rachel: What-wh-what so well just stay married forever?!
Monica: Come in! Come in! (Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe burst through the door.) Were engaged!!!
Monica: Look, all were trying to say is, dont let what happened with Carol ruin what you got with Emily.
Janice: (laughs) Look how nervous he gets! We havent slept together in years! (Laughs again.)
Rachel: No! Come on its late, were not gonna go down to the office.
Rachel: Oh we justwe drove each other crazy!
Phoebe: That is so sweet. But don't you think it's a little too soon? I mean there's so much we don't know about each other.
Rachel: The job is in Paris. (we see Ross stare in disbelief)
The Fireman: We found your fire alarm in the trash chute.
Joey: Okay! Here we go. Pillow.
Ross: Look, we do not repel women OK? That is completely untrue.
Rachel: All right honey, we'd better go if we wanna catch that movie.
Benjamin: No! I'm sorry, we were looking for "Baby It's You". Baby It's You.
JOEY: Ok, um, uh, we three feel like, that uh, sometimes you guys don't get that uh, we don't have as much money as you.
Chandler: We just finished this magnificent Thanksgiving dinner. I have--and I remember this part vividly--a mouthful of pumpkin pie, and this is the moment my parents choose to tell me they're getting divorced.
[Cut to Monica's bedroom, Chandler slowly closes the door, and we hear Rachel from the living room.]
Rachel: Okay, well, that's one less thing we have to do on Monday.
Paula: Waitwait.. we talking about the coyotes here? All right, a cow got through!
Matt: (everyone laughs) And then it was like four takes later before we could get through it with a straight face.
Phoebe: Thats short for Phoebe?! I thought that was just what we called each other!
Monica: Okay, I will. Remember that thing that we just discussed that you wanted to do?
Chandler: Pheebs, were not giving you a deposit for our wedding!
Ross: Gunther. (To Chandler) Hey-hey! Why dont we put them on? Yknow get a picture of Batman and James Bond together.
["Looks Like We Made It" starts playing and we enter a whole sequence of Marcel and Ross having fun in the city.]
Chandler: Yeah that was great. That was really great! But to tell you the truth, I'm more excited about where we are right now.
Chandler: Yknow when I said that because were getting married that we should share everything and not have any secrets?
Joey: (entering with Chandler) Morning. We ready to go?
Ross: Yes, we did, everything's A-OK!
Mr. Geller: Well you kids talk about this place so much, we thought wed see what all the fuss is about.
Joey: Oh, well we watch it a second time and its Die Hard 2!
Monica: And so, were hiding in the bathroom.
Monica: I know. Lets try a look of far off wonderment. Okay, well-well gaze into our future and well think about our marriage and the days to come. (Chandler is still not getting it.) Chandler! What is the matter with your face?! I mean this picture is supposed to say "Geller and Bing to be married," not "Local woman saves drowning moron!" (The photographer laughs.) Hey! Dont laugh at him! Hes my drowning moron!
Rachel: Ohh Oh, honey here. Take it all. (Pours the entire large bowl into her bag and closes the door.) Monica! We need more candy?
Chandler: No, were just four people with neck problems. You talk like this. (Out of the sides of their mouths.)
Joey: Well do it all, and better! Look, after tonight, Gandolf will want to party with us, dude! Come on!