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Ross: All right! (Checking his watch) Yes!! From home to the hospital in under seven minutes! We did it!!
Ross: No, but come on, were off to a great start arent we? I knew Id get you here fast, but this has got to be some kind of a record!
Monica: We took a cab. Did you guys walk?
Ross: N No! We took a cab too, but I did test runs!
Nurse: Right! We have a semi-private labor room waiting for you. So in just a minute
Rachel: (interrupting her) Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Im sorry, semi-private? We (Laughs), we asked for a private room.
Nurse: Yes, I see that here. Unfortunately we cant guarantee a private room and currently theyre all unavailable.
Nurse: Im sorry. Semi-private rooms are all we have.
Ross: Well then wed be in a lot of trouble, you dont know where any countries are. (Rachel glares at him.) Okay. (He goes over to the desk followed by Rachel.) Uh, say would you umm Would you mind checking again to see if any umm, private rooms may have (Handing her some money) opened up?
Rachel: (standing up) Okay. Yknow what? Id have to say I really dont care for your tone. And this is not the only hospital in this city and we have no problem toWhoa! (She starts a contraction) Oh gosh! Whoa!
Dr. Long: Well youre only two centimeters dilated and we need to get to ten. Itll be a while.
Rachel: Thank you. (Dr. Long exits.) Well, I guess we have some time to kill.
Marc: No nonsense! Were all in this together.
Julie: Yeah, we are going to share every moment of this with you. And I think were gonna have some fun.
Marc: Look at this! (Takes another picture) There we go!
Monica: Listen uh, I-Ive been doing some thinking, and I dont know whether its because were here or Rachels giving birth but umm, I think we should try to have a baby.
Chandler: Okay. Ive been thinking about it too, and I, I think were ready.
Monica: What?! Are you kidding me?! You-you-you think were ready to have a baby now?!
Rachel: (simultaneously as Ross) No, I dont think well be doing that.
Ross: (simultaneously as Rachel) Were not gonna do that.
Ross: N-no! Okay? Weve been through this! Were not gonna get married just because shes pregnant, okay?
Ross: Are you kidding? Look, were not gonna be together just because were having a baby. Okay?
Rachel: Theyre having their baby! Its not fair Ross we got here first! Right after you left they wheeled her off into delivery. Oh but not before she gave me a juicy shot of little Jamie just crowning away.
Chandler: Look, weve always talked about having babies someday. Im not saying it has to be right now, but Im starting to think that we can handle it. Were good. Were really good.
Monica: We are pretty good.
Chandler: What?! Its not right! Were not ready to have a kid now!!
Monica: So were gonna try? I mean, are we trying?
Chandler: Were trying to get pregnant. (They start kissing, but Chandler stops it.) Yknow Im not really comfortable doing this in front of the babies. So, when do you want to start trying?
Monica: Well, we could start trying. Now.
Chandler: Wait a minute, its perfect. We got a lot of time to kill and were in a building thats full of beds!
Joey: Remoray. Its Portuguese. We need that information; Im a doctor.
Joey: Damnit woman were losing precious time! Now do you want this mans blood on your head?
Monica: I think we found a place.
Chandler: Okay. Uh, well dim the lights, dim the lights. (He goes to the light switch and finds its not a dimmer switch when he flips the lights off.) Or turn them out all together. Uh, no scented candles. Okay here. Here we go. (He sprays an aerosol air freshener above her.)
Monica: Okay. Lets hurryOh wait! Do we have a condom? (He looks at her.) Oh right! (Laughs and they resume making out when a nurse catches them in the act.)
Dr. Long: We are moving along, just slowly. (Rachel lies back and sighs.) Dont worry, youre doing great. Ill be back soon. (Exits.)
Doctor: Oh my. Were gonna need to take you straight to the delivery room.
Janice: I mean this is so great! Were gonna be baby buddies! (Does the laugh.)
Ross: No-no. We
Ross: Um uh Were-were just having this baby together but uh, uh thats all.
Ross: Uh well umm were just not in that place, yknow? But were very excited about this.
Chandler: Should we tell Rachel theres an empty private room right next door to hers?
Monica: We could, or we can have sex in it.
Janice: (laughs) Look how nervous he gets! We havent slept together in years! (Laughs again.)
Phoebe: Relax, its not like were forking.
Phoebe: Youre right, that was wrong. Im sorry. Im so sorry. Its just that I liked you so much. Can we just, can we just start over?
Phoebe: Uh Joey, were trying to dial down the crazy.
Phoebe: Umm, look we dont, we dont really know each other so it would be really easy to just forget about this, but there seems to be something between us. And I dont know about you but that doesnt happen to me a lot.
Dr. Long: Here we go! Okay, keep pushing! Wait! I see something.
Dr. Long: Here we go!
Dr. Long: Do we have a name yet?
Dr. Long: Thats fine, for now well just call her Baby Girl Green.
Phoebe: Can we come in?
Joey: Oh no-no, no for I second there I counted six fingers, but one was from the other hand so were good.
Ross: So I guess were back to uh, Baby Girl.
Rachel: Well what are we going to do?
Rachel: Oh, just tell us! Were not gonna want it!
Monica: I know. Hey, do you realize we may have just changed our lives forever? We may have just started a family. Nine months from now we can be here, having our own baby.
Chandler: And if not, we got to do it on a bucket.
Rachel: Well Thats yknowThatsWeve been alone for the last twenty minutes were doing okay. Besides yknow what? I-IMaybe we wont be alone, cause lately I-Ithings have been happening between me and Ross, yknow? Right before I went into labor, we-we had this kiss. Yknow? So it might be the the beginning of something.
Rachel: Umm that kiss before we left the apartment. That was some-something huh?
Ross: Yeah. Yeah, it really was. But we we gotta be careful. We we cant let that happen again, yknow?
Ross: I mean we dont want to go down that road do we?
Ross: Look, weve been together. Okay? And then apart, and then together, and then apart, and now we have a baby. (Pause) Its just if-if we got together again and it didnt work out I could never do that to Emma. I mean she-she thinking everything(Starts to cry.) Oh thats now me. What do they put something in the water in this place? Since Rachel and I were doing really, were doing really well right now.
Joey: Uh How long have we known each other?
Rachel: Oh we just put her down for a nap.
Monica: Sure, we have no money, go ahead.
Ross: Tag? Y-You're going? (Comes over to Tag) Uh we didn't, uh we didn't get the chance to talk. Uh, so, where did you say you're from again?
The Waiter: Because we can remember them.
Monica: We'll try to be more careful okay? It's just that, we don't want everyone to know because this is going really well, and maybe the reason it's going really well is because it's a secret.
Mike: Hey, when did we become one of those couples whose lives revolve around their rats?
Phoebe: What are we gonna do? I'm starving.
ROSS: Well, we should probably get going.
Rachel: Y'know I cant believe I even thought about getting back together again! We are so over!!
Joey: Do you think well get our three bucks back?
Joey: Hey! I'm getting a little tired of this okay? We said we're sorry. It's Thanksgiving for Pete's sakes! A day of forgiveness!
Phoebe: We were at the game, and this guy proposed to his girlfriend on the big screen thing...
Chandler: All right, should we just, should we just get married? Yknow? I mean should we just do it? All the signs are telling us to do it.
Chandler: I just get mad when Rachel doesnt remember where were going.
Phoebe: Ooh ooh, we have a live one!
Joey: Oh, oh! Maybe we can lure them out. You know any birdcalls?
Rachel: Shes totally right! When we were together, you got all freaked out about Mark and there was nothing going on.
Rachel: Okay that is the one we already have!
Max: We got the grant. Three years, all expenses paid.
Chandler: Well, don't we look nice all dressed up?...It's stuff like that, isn't it?
Rachel: (To Ross) Fine! (To the salesman) We went out.
Monica: Chandler, for so long I I wondered if I would ever find my prince, my soul mate. Then three years ago, at another wedding I turned to a friend for comfort. And in stead, I found everything that Id ever been looking for my whole life. And now here we are with our future before us and I only want to spend it with you, my prince, my soul mate, my friend. Unless you dont want to. You go!
Ross: I didn't wanna leave him alone. Alright? We- we had our first fight this morning. I think it has to do with my working late. I said some things that I didn't mean, and he- he threw some faeces...
Chandler: Yeah all right, so well hang out.
Monica: Hello? (Listens) Uh-huh. (Listens) Uh-huh. (Listens) Okay. (Hangs up.) I guess we can bet one more time.
Ross: (to Elizabeth) And that is why we cannot see each other anymore.
Monica: Oh Joey, look, we know you're having a hard time with this, but we really, we love it here.
Ross: Well, then, maybe it's time we all moved on.
Kathy: (to Chandler) We were just talking about you.
Monica: Okay. (She gets off him.) God well, we gotta go back and get them!
Chandler: What do we use to split it?
RYAN: We can't scratch. You know we can't, we'll scar.
Rachel: Oh Joey, Im sorry I just couldnt tell her all those things you wanted me to tell her. And yknow we got to talking and I
Rachel: Oh, and then, we got into this big, stupid fight. I just, it was awful. I told him he treats me like a park ranger, or something, oh and then I told him I wanted to take a break, I dont want to take a break.
Rachel: Yeah, maybe if youre in love. But Ross, we are not in love, are we?
Phoebe: Hey. We found her, we found the girl.
Ross: How are we gonna decide who gets this?
Monica: Oh good! 'Cause where else would we get any?
Rachel: Nope. We took her to lunch.
(they all put their ear against the wall to be able to hear what's being said. We move to Ross's room where he and Charlie are kissing.)
Ross: All right. (They start up the stairs. Ross is first.) Okay, here we go!
Mike: I've missed you so much! No, I'm not gonna ask you to get back together because I know we want different things, but just to be with you one more night.
Monica: No-no, wait! Just let me finish, okay? This isnt something that we just, we just impulsively decided in-in Vegas, this is something we both really want. And it is going to happen.
Ross: We are a rare breed.
MONICA: Well, we don't really have to decide anything right now, do we?
Monica: I know. How could we have let this happen?
Monica: No. He teaches a course on food criticism at the New School, so before we go to the movies I wanna go by there and make him try my bouillabaisse again. Oh, I cannot wait to read the front page of the Post tomorrow! "Restaurant reviewer admits: I was wrong about Monica."
Chandler: So, are we going in there?
Monica: Come on! Tests make us all better learners! Oh yeah! (Running out) We should have essay questions!!
Chandler: Okay so you mean no as in, "Gee Chandler, what an interesting idea. Lets discuss it before we reject it completely."
Janice: Well, Sid and I are trying again and we had trouble last time because apparently we...
RACHEL: Oh, you know what, we haven't even looked yet.
Rachel: Well, it is, all right? When we were out there today, all I kept thinking was: I can't believe Chandler is screwing this woman, but MAN this would be a nice place to live!
Monica: No! No, no... wait! We didn't lose. (turns to Chandler) The rules clearly stated that the last one to cross the finish line was the loser. Well, our dog never crossed the finish line, so technically...
Phoebe: Yes, and then I realized I'm against that, and uh, so then we bought some, (sees Monica pointing at her chest) uh, boobs.
Monica: But I figured, you know, that shouldn't change anything. I mean, what the hell does it matter how old we are.
Joey: So that if we went out on a date, shed be there.
Rachel: Well, we were walking down the street and we saw that van that you guys used for catering and we realised
Monica: We're with you. We got it.
Joey: Pheebs, if this guy keeps closing down all of our favorite places, where are we gonna eat?!
All: WE WON!! Thank you! Yes!
Phoebe: Yeah, ok. I guess you're right. Allright, so we should just give them away. But to nice families, with children, and reduced fat wheat thins. They're Bob's favorites.
Rachel: It was like months ago. We were walking by this antique store, and I saw this pin in the window, and I told him that it was just like one my grandmother had when I was a little girl. Oh! I can't believe he remembered!
Dr. Miller: Here we go.
Chandler: Oh, we could do this all day.
Rachel: We didn't change..
David: Uh, Phoebe, uh... (Chandler hits his own head) you're an amazing woman, and the time we spent apart was, was unbearable. Of course the sanitation strikes in Minsk didn't help!
Ross: Hey! All that stuff you said about true love, you were right, I mean, we did learn a lot from Mom and Dad! And that picture of Chi-Chi with her mischievous grin. And what you said about Nana. Ohh, yeah she really wouldve wanted to be there. And you know what? I think she was.
Rachel: No! Yknow what? No! No! You thing was so stupid anyway, this was ridiculousWere gonna flip a coin! (Phoebe gasps.) All right?! (She flips the coin.) Heads! (Looks at the coin and grunts in disgust.)
Chandler: Yknow what the worse part was? I got to see what my life would be like without you. It was like Its a Wonderful Life with lap dances. Please promise that you will never leave me, that we will grow old together, and be with each other for the rest of our lives.
Joey: We love you, man. (Kisses Ross)
Alice: Dont get me started. (To Phoebe) Anyway, umm, since there are three babies and umm, we both got to put our names in, we would be truly honoured if you named the other boy baby.
Carol: No, actually, um, we talked about Helen Willick-Bunch.
Rachel: No! No, I am not getting in a car with Ross, we will just have to live here!
Ross: Look, look, theres got to be a way we can work past this. Okay, (takes a hold of one of her arms.) I cant imagine, I cant imagine my life without you. (Both of them are starting to cry.) Without, without these arms, and your face, and this heart. Your good heart Rach, (drops to his knees and hugs her around her waist) and, and....
The Director: (answering the phone) Hello. Oh! Its you. Just ah, just one-one sec. (to Joey and Kate) I am going to take this call. When I continue, I hope that there will appear on stage this magical thing that in the theatre we call, committing to the moment! (He goes to take the call.)
Monica: I'm sorry. But not that sorry, 'cause you don't have to live with it. Um, we have a reservation under the name Chandler Bing.
Rachel: All right, so are we not having dinner at all?
Phoebe: Yeah? I know! I know! Uh huh? Listen why dont we just um, sit and relax? You know just be with each other. Quietly!
Joey: Now-now, listen this is just a first draft so (Starts to read the piece of paper he brought.) "We are gathered here today on this joyous occasion to celebrate the special love that Monica and Chandler share." (Monica and Chandler like it so far.) Eh? (He continues reading.) "It is a love based on giving and receiving. As well as having and sharing. And the love that they give and have is shared and received. And through this having and giving and sharing and receiving." (Phoebe nods her approval.) "We too can share and love and have and receive."
Rachel: You know, Ross, just keep making your jokes. How are you gonna feel if we actually do win?
Rachel: (To Phoebe, after Monicas gone) We have to get her a present?!
Photographer: Why dont we have Monica step away and well get Chandler and the bridemaids.
Phoebe: Oh, poor little Tooty is scared to death. We should find his owner.
Monica: (stopping him) No! Joey, we swore wed never tell!
Phoebe: But Im a professional! And Im really good! Look, if youre uncomfortable we can stop. Just give me a chance, okay. Please?
Joey: Y'know what, I dont think we should listen to this anymore. (Goes to open the door)
Chandler: I dont even know the man. Okay? Were not the close. I havent seen him in years.
Chandler: Here we go.
Monica: Ill get everybody else (Does so), finally we can start celebrating my(She gasps and is stopped by the sight of Ross and Rachel making out in the hall.) Im sorry, uh apparently Ive opened the door to the past.
RACHEL: Well, um, first he told me he liked how I looked.� And, ah, then we had a little . . . um . . . eye-contact.
Chandler: Yes, we do. But, we have to change first.
[Scene: The desert outside of Las Vegas, Joey is arriving and we hear the song, Name. Y'know, (singing) I've been through the desert on a horse with no name! It felt good to be out of the rain. In the desert, you can't remember your name, 'cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain. La la la-la-la, la, la, la, la-la-la. You get the idea. Anyhoo, he pulls up and stops. As he gets out of the car, he spills a huge pill of fast food containers out of the foot well.]
Susan: Yeah, and we all know what a challenge that is!
Janine: Well, I dont know tonight when they yelled cut and we didnt get to kiss, I was really, really, disappointed, and I just, really wanted to kiss you
Rachel: You guys, come on, it doesn't matter why we're late. We're all here now, please let us in so we can have some of your delicious turkey. (A slice of turkey on a piece of aluminum foil is slid under door)
Monica: Ok worse case scenario is...we borrow some money from my parents.
Joey: (grabbing her) Here we go! Here we go! (Starts to pull her away from Kash.)
Chandler: Are we greeting each other this way now? 'Cause I like that.