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[Scene: The Wedding Chapel, continued from last season. Chandler and Monica are about to get married.]
Chandler: Thats right! It was the wrong kind of eight, no wedding! Damnit!
Mike: Well, hey, at least you're getting a proper wedding. I mean, you really deserve that.
Megan: We met with him. Did he show you the photos of the nude wedding he did?
Joey: (holding a box) Well, remember when they got in that big fight and broke up and we were all stuck in her with no food or anything? Well, when Ross said Rachel at the wedding, I figured it was gonna happen again, so I hid this in here.
Phoebe: Ice sculpture? That sounds really fancy! I told you I just want a simple wedding.
"First time I met Chandler, I thought he was gay. But here I am singing on his wedding day!"
Ross: My-my ring? My-my wedding ring? The-the stripper stole my wedding ring?! H-how?! How could this all happen?!
ROSS: So don't, I don't see why we have to go to this thing anyway, it's your ex-fiancee's wedding.
Charity guy: Please, take the check, go have a great wedding and a wonderful life together.
Monica: What happened? You still have the Monica wedding fund dont you?
Ross: Cousin Frannies wedding, its tomorrow night.
The Wedding Guest: Hi!
Aunt Millie: Isnt it a beautiful wedding?!
Eric: Well, I guess Ill see you at the wedding. (Exits and Phoebe follows him into the hall.)
Phoebe: (her mobile phone rings) Oh, it's my wedding planner. She's driving me crazy! (she answers) Hello... Hey, ok, stop screaming! Ok? So, halibut. All right, so salmon, either way. I don't-I don't... it doesn't matter to me!
Monica: No, Im wearing a wedding dress.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are admiring Monicas wedding dress.]
Chandler: Oh you got a wedding dress? Thats great!
The Museum Official: (to the couple) You can put the aisle over here (points), and put the wedding ceremony right over here. (Points.)
Chandler: Yknow Im-Im really glad we decided not to sleep together before the wedding.
Phoebe: You guys kissed!!!!! What does this mean?!! Are you, are you getting back together?! Can I sing at your wedding?
Monica: The wedding starts at six.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is entering and Mona from the wedding recognizes him.]
Rachel: Yeah, I went to a wedding once where they had swing music and uh, two months later the couple got divorced. And now Im not saying that theres any connection here yknow, but they did tell me thats why they got divorced.
Monica: Oh how nice. Maybe later we can all go blow our noses on my wedding dress.
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey's having breakfast; Phoebe enters the room carrying her wedding dress.]
Monica: Shrill?! The wedding is back on!
Phoebe: Okay, I can fix this! Okay Monica, Rachel thinks all you can talk about is the wedding. (Rachel glares at her.)
Anxious Wedding Guest: Yes! Green-blue!
Monica: (entering from her room, excitedly) Im getting married today!!! (She trips and falls.) (Getting up) I think I just cracked a rib. But I dont care because todays my wedding day! My day is finally here!! (Runs back into her room.)
Chandler: The wedding pictures?
WEDDING PLANNER: All rightie, everybody look at me. Good. All right, its time. Bridesmaids and ushers let's see two lines, thank you.
[Scene: The Wedding Hall, Monica and Chandler have just said "I do," and the photographer is taking the required pictures. First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey.]
Anxious Wedding Guest: Yes!
Woman At The Wedding: Why wont you take our picture?
Woman At The Wedding: It didnt click.
Man At The Wedding: Uh, would you take one of us?
Anxious Wedding Guest: Yes!
Chandler: Umm, so this Aunt Marilyn is-is-is-is she coming to the wedding?
Phoebe: It’s for our wedding day! Right, now, is this guy gay or straight, because one of us gonna have to start flirting.
Phoebe: Wait you stole those from these peoples wedding?
Chandler: Oh, shes got you running errands, yknow, picking up wedding dresses (Laughs and makes like Indiana Jones and his whip) Wah-pah!
Joey: What?! He got to do it at your first wedding!
Monica: I kind of have to don't I? Because of this stupid thing (Points to her wedding ring.)
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters.]
Rachel: I know. I always thought if you and I got married, it would be the one that stuck. And it wouldnt be a secret, and we wouldnt have our wedding dinner at Pizza Hut. (They both laugh.)
Joey: Okay, the next situation is for Rachel. The wedding is about to start you walk into the back room and you find Monica taking a nap with Ross. (Ross lies on the floor.) Ill be Monica. Go! (He jumps down and cuddles up with Ross.)
Ross: (Stepping in between them.)Okay! Okay! Thats it!! Parents!! Parents!! Back away!! All right, this is our wedding day! From now on everyone gets along, and if I hear one more word. NO GRANDCHILDREN! (Pointing at his mother.) Thats right!!
Joey: That hot girl from their wedding?
Rachel: Oh! Oh, I just thought of the greatest wedding gift to get you.
Ross: Im telling you, this looks exactly like your wedding! Arent these the same flowers?
Man At The Wedding: Uh, your finger was covering the lens.
Ross: Well yeah, but she doesnt know that. I mean, the last time she saw you-you wouldve turned one of those little wedding chairs into kindling.
Mike: Yes. Yeah and thanks for all the wedding night advice. (walks away) That didn't make me uncomfortable at all! Alright, so I'll see everybody tonight?
Woman: And also, congratulations on your wedding.
Ross: I can't believe we're gonna be the only people that aren't in this wedding.
Mrs. Geller: Youre not going to say anything? On our 35th wedding anniversary
Mrs. Geller: Oh, well Richard raved about the food at his party, of course you were sleeping with him. Then I heard the food at that lesbian wedding was very nice, I assume you werent sleeping with anybody there. Though, at least that would be something. (Leaves)
Mr. Bing: But that was after the wedding, its not bad luck then.
Chandler: Get ready to run. (Chandler walks over to the new bride.) Congratulations on your wedding. (He grabs her, kisses her, Ross takes the picture, and they both run out.)
Monica: Its enough for wedding scenario eight.
Megan: I know! I almost called off my wedding. Oh, whos your band?!
Ross: Okay, how about you flew to London to stop my wedding! Ah, how about you told me you loved me after I was already married!
Ross: (to Rachel) Haha! Looks like you're not going to be in the wedding either. (Looks at Phoebe) So sorry Pheebs.
Chandler: Yknow that thing that Ross was gonna do at our wedding?! He was hanging out with me yesterday and he turned to me and said, "Youre half Scottish right?"
Ross: Hey-hey, since youre the fix-it lady, heres a pickle, what do you do when the bride says she doesnt want to have the wedding at all?
CHANDLER: Well now you understand how I feel every single day, ok? The world is my lesbian wedding.
Monica: I hear wedding bells.
Chandler: Oh, that's The Wedding March. Does, does that freak you out?
Phoebe: Hey the wedding is so close! Are you getting nervous?
Monica: Listen umm, I've been thinking, it's not fair for me to ask you to spend all of your money on our wedding. I mean, you work, you work really hard for that.
Mike: Oh, figuring out our wedding plans.
Chandler: Theres gonna be a wedding. Youre gonna be the bride. Two hundred people are going to be looking at you in a clean white dress.
Monica: Why not! This is her wedding day, this is way more important than some stupid kids!
RACHEL: Yeah, when I was in the bathroom I saw the window that I crawled out of at my wedding, and God, I just started thinking that I shouldn't be here, you know I shouldn't, people are going to be looking at me and judging me and, and thinking about the last time.
Monica: Chandler! Hes your father; he should be at the wedding.
Phoebe: Yeah! Now, how would you feel if we gave all the wedding money to charity and we just got married at City Hall?
Joey: Yeah, yeah, in honor of their 35th wedding anniversary, I had a star named after them.
Monica: Hi honey. We just got a wedding gift from Bob and Faye Bing; they dont like us do they? (They gave them a pok-a-dotted punch bowl.)
Monica: Chandler, youre not fourteen anymore. Okay? Maybe its time that you let that stuff go. If your fathers not at your wedding youre gonna regret it for the rest of your life.
Rachel: Well, uh something about having second thoughts about the wedding and did you guys make a mistake breaking up and uh, she wants you to call her.
Phoebe: Im sorry, but I just wrote the best dance song for your wedding. Check this out. (Gets ready to play.)
Rachel: Look Monica, getting cold feet is very common. Yknow, its-its just because of all the anticipation and you just have to remember that you love Chandler. And also, I ran out on a wedding. You dont get to keep the gifts.
Monica: I told you! I am not coming to a naked wedding!
Chandler: Pheebs you didnt have to get us anything for our wedding you already sang
Monica: My parents spent the money for our wedding!
Rachel: Well, I like the pretty little drawing of you in the wedding dress.
Rachel: No, so I dont have to get married until Im 33! Thats three years, thats three whole yearsOh, wait a minute though. Ill need a year and a half to plan the wedding, and Id like to know the guy for a year, year and a half before we get engaged Which means I need to meet the guy by the time Im thirty.
Phoebe: Uhm... well, they're not in the wedding.
[Scene: The wedding rehearsal dinner.]
Phoebe: Yeah. Well, uhm... listen he was supposed to get a weekend furlough, so he'd come to the wedding tomorrow, but he just called and... uhm... well, apparently stabbing Iceman in the exercise yard just couldn't wait till Monday.
Phoebe: Oh, happy my wedding day to you!
Rachel: Happy wedding day!
Chandler: That really was an incredible wedding.
Chandler: I'll tell you at the wedding.
Monica: You invite my brother, you invite my whole family, and not me?! Why?! WhatWhy wouldnt you want me at your wedding? What could I have possibly done?! (Frannies husband walks up.) Stuart!
[Scene: Camera fades to one of the band members playing guitar at the wedding. The chapel is full of guest. A groomsmen escorts a bridesmaid down the isle. Joey is waiting with Mrs. Waltham to escort he down the isle. A cellular phone rings.]
(The real Wedding March begins playing from behind the closed doors of the chapel.)
Phoebe: I KNOW THAT!!! You have to stop her!! Shes going to ruin the wedding!!
Mr. Geller: I'm not gonna tell you what they spent on that wedding... but forty thousand dollars is a lot of money!
RACHEL: Oh, Ross, you had to, I mean, he was humping everything in sight. I mean, I have a Malibu Barbi that will no longer be wearing white to her wedding.