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Joey: That hot girl from their wedding?
Phoebe: Now wasnt Joey hitting on her at the wedding too?
Eric: Well, I guess Ill see you at the wedding. (Exits and Phoebe follows him into the hall.)
Phoebe: Umm listen, I dont think I dont think Im gonna make it to the wedding. So I just want to wish you all the luck in the world.
Phoebe: Look, I can't have a wedding with this money now. It's tainted.
David: Why not? It's brilliant! (talking to an imaginary Mike) Goodbye Mike, we'll see you at the wedding, fella! (pause) well, we probably won't invite you to the wedding... (to Chandler) Thank you, Chandler. Sincerely.
ROSS: Well then that's it. And if George and Adelaide can't accept that, then the hell with them. Look, if my parents didn't want me to marry you, no way that would have stopped me. Look, this is your wedding. Do it.
ROSS: Why wouldn't I want to come? I had fun at the first wedding.
[There was no closing scene, only a preview of the wedding.]
Phoebe: Oh, have a great wedding!
Chandler: So did Monica tell you about this great band called the Swing Kings that were trying to get to play at the wedding?
Monica: Oh sweetie, you can never embarrass me. (Chandler grunts.) Okay, you can easily embarrass me. But come on, it doesnt matter. All right? I married you! So I want to dance on my wedding night with my husband. Come on. (They go onto the floor.) Just try not to move your feet at all. (Chandler starts to get into the groove and bust a move.) There you go.
(Another woman walks past Rachel carrying a wedding dress.)
[And with that we go into the save the budget portion of the show, which features flashbacks from previous episodes. The first set of auditions feature high lights or low lights of Joeys acting career. The first flashback is from The One With The Lesbian Wedding.]
(Monica enters wearing her wedding dress.)
Joey: Yeah! If you wanna sing at their wedding, well you sing at their wedding!
Chandler: (interrupting her just in time) Hey! Heres a dollar, consider it a deposit. Please sing at our wedding.
Mike: Well, hey, at least you're getting a proper wedding. I mean, you really deserve that.
Rachel: Yeah, so lets get started on the wedding plans!
Monica: I cant believe it! That there is no money for my wedding?!
Monica: (laughs) Yknow what? I-I dont want a big, fancy wedding.
ROSS: So don't, I don't see why we have to go to this thing anyway, it's your ex-fiancee's wedding.
Megan: We met with him. Did he show you the photos of the nude wedding he did?
Joey: (holding a box) Well, remember when they got in that big fight and broke up and we were all stuck in her with no food or anything? Well, when Ross said Rachel at the wedding, I figured it was gonna happen again, so I hid this in here.
Phoebe: Ice sculpture? That sounds really fancy! I told you I just want a simple wedding.
"First time I met Chandler, I thought he was gay. But here I am singing on his wedding day!"
Ross: My-my ring? My-my wedding ring? The-the stripper stole my wedding ring?! H-how?! How could this all happen?!
Ross: Cousin Frannies wedding, its tomorrow night.
Monica: What happened? You still have the Monica wedding fund dont you?
Charity guy: Please, take the check, go have a great wedding and a wonderful life together.
Aunt Millie: Isnt it a beautiful wedding?!
The Wedding Guest: Hi!
Chandler: Oh you got a wedding dress? Thats great!
Phoebe: (her mobile phone rings) Oh, it's my wedding planner. She's driving me crazy! (she answers) Hello... Hey, ok, stop screaming! Ok? So, halibut. All right, so salmon, either way. I don't-I don't... it doesn't matter to me!
Monica: No, Im wearing a wedding dress.
The Museum Official: (to the couple) You can put the aisle over here (points), and put the wedding ceremony right over here. (Points.)
Chandler: Yknow Im-Im really glad we decided not to sleep together before the wedding.
Phoebe: Okay, I can fix this! Okay Monica, Rachel thinks all you can talk about is the wedding. (Rachel glares at her.)
Rachel: Yeah, I went to a wedding once where they had swing music and uh, two months later the couple got divorced. And now Im not saying that theres any connection here yknow, but they did tell me thats why they got divorced.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are admiring Monicas wedding dress.]
Phoebe: You guys kissed!!!!! What does this mean?!! Are you, are you getting back together?! Can I sing at your wedding?
Monica: Oh how nice. Maybe later we can all go blow our noses on my wedding dress.
Monica: The wedding starts at six.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is entering and Mona from the wedding recognizes him.]
Monica: Shrill?! The wedding is back on!
Monica: (entering from her room, excitedly) Im getting married today!!! (She trips and falls.) (Getting up) I think I just cracked a rib. But I dont care because todays my wedding day! My day is finally here!! (Runs back into her room.)
WEDDING PLANNER: All rightie, everybody look at me. Good. All right, its time. Bridesmaids and ushers let's see two lines, thank you.
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey's having breakfast; Phoebe enters the room carrying her wedding dress.]
Chandler: The wedding pictures?
[Scene: The Wedding Hall, Monica and Chandler have just said "I do," and the photographer is taking the required pictures. First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey.]
Woman At The Wedding: Why wont you take our picture?
Anxious Wedding Guest: Yes! Green-blue!
Woman At The Wedding: It didnt click.
Man At The Wedding: Uh, would you take one of us?
Phoebe: Wait you stole those from these peoples wedding?
Anxious Wedding Guest: Yes!
Chandler: Umm, so this Aunt Marilyn is-is-is-is she coming to the wedding?
Monica: I kind of have to don't I? Because of this stupid thing (Points to her wedding ring.)
Phoebe: It’s for our wedding day! Right, now, is this guy gay or straight, because one of us gonna have to start flirting.
Anxious Wedding Guest: Yes!
Chandler: Oh, shes got you running errands, yknow, picking up wedding dresses (Laughs and makes like Indiana Jones and his whip) Wah-pah!
Joey: What?! He got to do it at your first wedding!
Joey: Okay, the next situation is for Rachel. The wedding is about to start you walk into the back room and you find Monica taking a nap with Ross. (Ross lies on the floor.) Ill be Monica. Go! (He jumps down and cuddles up with Ross.)
Rachel: I know. I always thought if you and I got married, it would be the one that stuck. And it wouldnt be a secret, and we wouldnt have our wedding dinner at Pizza Hut. (They both laugh.)
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters.]
Ross: Well yeah, but she doesnt know that. I mean, the last time she saw you-you wouldve turned one of those little wedding chairs into kindling.
Ross: I can't believe we're gonna be the only people that aren't in this wedding.
Mike: Yes. Yeah and thanks for all the wedding night advice. (walks away) That didn't make me uncomfortable at all! Alright, so I'll see everybody tonight?
Ross: Im telling you, this looks exactly like your wedding! Arent these the same flowers?
Ross: (Stepping in between them.)Okay! Okay! Thats it!! Parents!! Parents!! Back away!! All right, this is our wedding day! From now on everyone gets along, and if I hear one more word. NO GRANDCHILDREN! (Pointing at his mother.) Thats right!!
Mrs. Geller: Youre not going to say anything? On our 35th wedding anniversary
Rachel: Oh! Oh, I just thought of the greatest wedding gift to get you.
Man At The Wedding: Uh, your finger was covering the lens.
Woman: And also, congratulations on your wedding.
Megan: I know! I almost called off my wedding. Oh, whos your band?!
Mr. Bing: But that was after the wedding, its not bad luck then.
Chandler: Get ready to run. (Chandler walks over to the new bride.) Congratulations on your wedding. (He grabs her, kisses her, Ross takes the picture, and they both run out.)
Mrs. Geller: Oh, well Richard raved about the food at his party, of course you were sleeping with him. Then I heard the food at that lesbian wedding was very nice, I assume you werent sleeping with anybody there. Though, at least that would be something. (Leaves)
Ross: Okay, how about you flew to London to stop my wedding! Ah, how about you told me you loved me after I was already married!
Ross: (to Rachel) Haha! Looks like you're not going to be in the wedding either. (Looks at Phoebe) So sorry Pheebs.
Monica: Its enough for wedding scenario eight.
Chandler: Yknow that thing that Ross was gonna do at our wedding?! He was hanging out with me yesterday and he turned to me and said, "Youre half Scottish right?"
CHANDLER: Well now you understand how I feel every single day, ok? The world is my lesbian wedding.
Chandler: Theres gonna be a wedding. Youre gonna be the bride. Two hundred people are going to be looking at you in a clean white dress.
Ross: Hey-hey, since youre the fix-it lady, heres a pickle, what do you do when the bride says she doesnt want to have the wedding at all?
Monica: Listen umm, I've been thinking, it's not fair for me to ask you to spend all of your money on our wedding. I mean, you work, you work really hard for that.
Mike: Oh, figuring out our wedding plans.
Monica: I hear wedding bells.
Phoebe: Hey the wedding is so close! Are you getting nervous?
RACHEL: Yeah, when I was in the bathroom I saw the window that I crawled out of at my wedding, and God, I just started thinking that I shouldn't be here, you know I shouldn't, people are going to be looking at me and judging me and, and thinking about the last time.
Chandler: Oh, that's The Wedding March. Does, does that freak you out?
Phoebe: Yeah! Now, how would you feel if we gave all the wedding money to charity and we just got married at City Hall?
Monica: Chandler! Hes your father; he should be at the wedding.
Monica: Chandler, youre not fourteen anymore. Okay? Maybe its time that you let that stuff go. If your fathers not at your wedding youre gonna regret it for the rest of your life.
Joey: Yeah, yeah, in honor of their 35th wedding anniversary, I had a star named after them.
Monica: Why not! This is her wedding day, this is way more important than some stupid kids!
Rachel: Well, uh something about having second thoughts about the wedding and did you guys make a mistake breaking up and uh, she wants you to call her.
Monica: Hi honey. We just got a wedding gift from Bob and Faye Bing; they dont like us do they? (They gave them a pok-a-dotted punch bowl.)
Phoebe: Im sorry, but I just wrote the best dance song for your wedding. Check this out. (Gets ready to play.)
Monica: My parents spent the money for our wedding!
Rachel: No, so I dont have to get married until Im 33! Thats three years, thats three whole yearsOh, wait a minute though. Ill need a year and a half to plan the wedding, and Id like to know the guy for a year, year and a half before we get engaged Which means I need to meet the guy by the time Im thirty.
Rachel: Well, I like the pretty little drawing of you in the wedding dress.
Chandler: Pheebs you didnt have to get us anything for our wedding you already sang
Monica: I told you! I am not coming to a naked wedding!