words in movies
Jay Leno: (On TV to Dick Clark) Is there any entertainment there? What are people doing?
(They try to stop him, not sure of what he's planning. He ignores them and goes to talk to Ross.)
Ross: What?
Rachel: What?!
Ross: Y'know what? I'm gonna go out on a limb and say no divorces in '99!
Ross: Just the one divorce in '99! Y'know what, I am gonna be happy this year. I am gonna make myself happy.
Ross: In fact, I'll bet you 50 bucks that you can't go the whole year without making fun of us. Eh, y'know what, better yet? A week.
Chandler: I'll take that bet my friend. And you know what, paying me the 50 bucks could be the "new thing you do that day!" (Ross looks at him.) And it starts right now!
Rachel: Op, look! Claire forgot her glasses! And she's gonna be really needing these to keep an eye on that boyfriend, who, I hear, needs to keep his stapler in his desk drawer, if you know what I'm talking about.
Rachel: What? They were like this!
Ross: Oh-oh, guess what? I-I have a date with Elizabeth (Talking into Chandler's ear.) Hornswoggle.
Chandler: What an interesting approach to guitar instruction. Y'know some might find it amusing, I myself find it regular.
Phoebe: Ooh, you nailed the Old Lady! (They both laugh at what she said.)
Chandler: That's not what I had in mind! See, people like Ross don't generally wear these types of pants. You see, they're very tight. (Motions to Ross's buttock.) Maybe there's something in that area.
Ross: (after he's left) Okay, seriously, what do you think?
Ross: What are you, what are you doing?
Ross: What, to blind my child?
Ross: (talking to himself) My God! These pants are burning up! (He's still wearing the leather pants.) (She snuggles closer.) Oh come on, she wants to snuggle now! What is she trying to kill me? It's like a volcano in here! (Out loud.) Are you hot?
Joey: What?! I didn't touch a guitar!
Joey: No, I'm not questioning it, I'm saying it's stupid! (Notices Monica standing between them and smiling.) What?! (The camera clicks, taking another picture.)
Monica: (on phone) Awww, y'know what your nickname is, Mr. Big
Rachel: Arghh!! (She quickly hangs up the phone and starts to pace around wondering what to do.)
Joey: Really?! Uhh, what color is it?
Ross: What difference does that make?!
Ross: Dude, what am I gonna
Joey: What-what is it, what is it?
Rachel: What? What secrets? You know secrets? What are they?
Rachel: I know, I know! I just can't keep this one in, so I pick up the phone (Joey in a childish attempt to not hear what Rachel is about to say, puts his fingers in his ears and starts to scream loudly. Rachel turns and walks out upon seeing that Joey's not gonna listen, and as she exits Chandler walks in and sees Joey in his current state.)
Rachel: Oh no, I can't tell you until you tell me what you know.
Joey: I can't tell you what I know.
Rachel: Well then I can't tell you what I know.
Chandler: (entering) Oh good, okay, I can't take it anymore. I can't take it anymore. So you win, okay? Here! (Hands him the 50 bucks he's about to owe him.) Pheebs? Flying a jet? Better make it a spaceship so that you can get back to your home planet! And Ross, phone call for you today, Tom Jones, he wants his pants back! And Hornswoggle? What are you dating a character from Fraggile Rock?! (He sits down and sighs in relief.)
Monica: What is the worse part?
Joey: Hey, you know what naked card game is never boring?
Ross: That is what the thing is.
Phoebe: Hey!-Hey! Whats going on?
Joey: What are you mad at me for?!
Monica: (starting to cry) Im a good person. And Im a good chef, and I dont deserve to have marinara sauce all over me! Yknow what, if you want me to quit this bad, then all you have to do is
Ross: Correct. In what part of her body did Monica get a pencil stuck at age 14?
Phoebe: What?!
Monica: What?
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Yeah, and yknow what? I love them both, so why dont you just pick one and thatll be it.
Chandler: What?! What-what is it?!
PHOEBE: OK. [singing] Smelly cat, smell-ly cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly cat [back up singers start singing smelly, smelly, smelly, smelly behind her] Oh woah, oh my God. I mean like, who was that?
Rachel: Well, what is a boss for? Hug it out! (They hug)
Rachel: Whats this? Is this Rosss wedding invitation?
Big Nosed Rachel: Y'know what? I've just had it with high school boys! They are just silly. (Ross is overhearing this.) Silly, stupid boys! I'm going to start dating men!
Hooker: Whats taking you boys so long?
Ross: I think I might know what this is about.
Phoebe: What is that?
Joey: (contemplates for a few moments what Rachel just said) NAH! I don't have another level!!
Rachel: You know what? There is a little part of me that really thought we were gonna win.
Phoebe: Ross, how about you. What would you give up, sex or food?
Chandler: All right. I'll tell you what. When we're 40, if neither one of us are married, what do you say you and I get together and have one?
Phoebe: It's okay. Actually y'know what, it's kinda cool. 'Cause it's like y'know, one life ends and another begins.
Joey: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) What are you talking about? The auditions not til 5:00! (Chandler suddenly remembers and looks at the unfinished message then tries to sneak over and finish it as Joey listens.) Well, nobody told me! (Listens) Whod you talk to? (Listens and turns around to see Chandler trying to finish the message.) Nevermind! (Hangs up.)
JOEY: What are these, like famous chickens?
Phoebe: What are you, what are you talking about? How did this happen?
Joey: No ... the leather sticks to my ass. You know, this isn't fair. What makes you think that I'm just gonna sleep with her and then blow her off? Huh? Can't you guys open your minds to the possibility that I actally like her, and might want something real? (pause) Look, the truth is, I haven't felt this way about anyone since Rachel, ok? I didn't think I could ever love again.
Emily: Really? About what?
Ross: (British) Come again? Whats-whats this nonsense? (Giggles.) (American.) All right, Im-Im not English. Im from Long Island. I was really nervous and the accent just uh, just came out. Im sorry. So, if we could just get back to the lecture. Umm, were there any questions? (Everyone raises their hands) About paleontology. (They all put their hands down.) All right, look I was just trying to make a good first impression. Obviously, I screwed up. But what you guys think of me is really important because Im-Im hoping to get a permanent job here. So if you just give me another chance to make a good impression
Ross: Yknow what? I-Im not even gonna talk about this. Okay? This little thing is over. I know you have a girlfriend! Okay(Ned looks shocked)Yeah! And I know about the other professors! How do you think that makes me feel Ned?! You used me! You dont love me and you never did! (Ross turns around to make a grand exit but runs into two colleagues.) Ah Professor Winston, Professor Fredrickson, Ill be right with you. (To Ned) Dont make this worse and Ill give you a C. (To the professors) Shall we? (They leave.)
Phoebe: Hey Joey, yknow what? You are way to good for her.
Monica: What?!
JOEY: Phoebs look, if you want to know what the deal is, you're just gonna have to ask him.
Chandler: (coming out of his apartment and seeing Ross) What did you do?
Monica: What?! You can'twhat did you tell her?
Chandler: So um, Mary-Angela, whats your second favorite?
Phoebe: Hi! And you're going into what grade?
Rachel: Phoebe, come on! What is the big deal? I thought this was going to be something we could do together! Y'know, I thought it would be fun!
PHOEBE: [singing] Smelly cat, smell-ly cat, what are they feeding you? Everybody.
Phoebe: Awe, this is so sweet of you! But you know what? I won’t be needing a veil, I actually won’t be wearing a dress at all!
JOEY: Hey, hey, check it out, guess what I got.
Ross: What?! No! No! Thats-thats time-out!
Rachel: Thank you Joey. You know what? I'm not even sure I can have caffeine.
MONICA: Remember it? What do you think this is, a freckle?
Joey: (trying to act like hes not the one that stinks.) Whoa! Yeah, what the hell is that? What smells so bad?
Tag: Look Rachel, I know what youre going through. Im totally freaked about turning 25.
Ross: (stunned) Dude, what are you doing?
Phoebe: To see if know what these guys are talking about.
Rachel: Well y'know if you, if you started smoking again you could've at least told me! Come on, give me one of those! What are we talking about?
Monica: What you guys don't understand is, for us, kissing is as important as any part of it.
Ross: For what?
Rachel: Like what?
Ross: It's all working out! Me & Charlie, and you two. You know what we should do?
Joey: Monica? What time is it?
Monica: What do you say?
Ross: Thats not what this is about okay? I-I am a sports car enthusiast. I have always been into cars.
Joey: What's the big deal? You just say what you want to do to her. Or what you want her to do to you. Or what you think other people might be doing to each other. I'll tell you what. Just try something on me.
Chandler: But I made you a tape of what I think are all romantic songs.
Phoebe: What?! I thought you were crazy about her!
Ross: Hey, what you do on your own time...
Ross: What?!
Phoebe: Yeah, and yknow what? I dont give a tiny rats ass.
Rachel: What?
Chandler: What? Why?
Joey: (wipes face) So what are we gonna do?! We have no reinforcements! No-no food!
Monica: What did you say?
Rachel: Wait, what am I gonna do?
Ross: What are you doing?
Chandler: Are we gonna talk about what you guys did last night? Or
Ross: Guess what? I made Emma laugh today.
Ross: Hey! What are you guys looking at?
Ross: Yknow what I think it is? I think youve made such a nice home for her over the last nine months that she just doesnt want to leave.
Phoebe: Thats what I said.
Rachel: So what are you guys going to do?
Joey: But what if uhand Im not saying she will beBut
Joanna: Oh, Rachel, (pause) actually, y'know what, forget it.
Monica: What?
(and another bell for the correct answer. "3 to win" and "What a dog might say")
Chandler: (shocked) What?
Phoebe: Count for what?
Monica: What?!
Ross: No. I think you misunderstood what I was saying. What I meant was
Joey: And what?! Did you sleep with her?!
JOEY: Look, I'm sorry but that's what Joseph does, ok. If you try to pull somethin', he'll call you on it. 'What're you tryin' to pull,' he'll say.
Monica: What is that?
Rachel: Wow, Ikea... what a rich culture. Uhm, you know what? I have a friend who is a masseuse.
Rachel: Oh! Oh, I think Im gonna throw up a little bit. What did you say?
The Stripper: Whats he talking about?
Ross: What, you didnt get it? The doctor is a monkey.
Rachel: Hey, yknow what? Youre the one who wants to make this big change and move in with Chandler! You should be the one to go! Why should I have to leave?!
Chandler: All right, y'know what, we've been talking about London too much haven't we?
Joey: (disappointed) Oh... oh, but that's ok, I'll find someone else to do it... I'll do it alone, but... I don't know what happens if the sea turtle catches you...
JOEY: Thanks, yeah. I love this but ya know what, it makes me wanna pee.
Chandler: Just tell me what I need to do to make things right.
Rachel: (shocked) What?
MONICA: Hey, have you guys eaten, because uh, Richard and I just finished and we've got leftovers... Chicken and potatoes... What am I wearing?...Actually, nothing but rubber gloves.
Rachel: What?!
Ross: (to Monica) You wanna wander in the hall? (to Ben) Ooh, hey Ben, what if the Holiday Armadillo told you all about the festival of lights?
Chandler: Well, whatd you do?