words in movies
ROSS: I'm sorry I'm late, what happened?
AMBER: What?
RACHEL: So what happens next?
EDDIE: What was that?
PHOEBE: And a crusty old man said I'll do what I can and the rest of the rats played moroccas. That's it, thanks, good night.
EDDIE: [walks around corner] A little what?
PHOEBE: Ohh, ok, I see what you did there. Aren't you afraid though, that the writers are gonna be kinda mad when they read this?
JOEY: Huh? Never really thought about the writers. The scripts just kinda come to my house. But you know what? This makes me look good, which makes the show look good, which makes the writers look good so how could they be mad about that?
JOEY: I fall down an elevator shaft? What the hell does this mean, I fall down an elevator shaft?
RICHARD: Well, I mean what can I say? I, I was married to Barbara for 30 years. She was my high school sweetheart, now you, that's two.
ROSS: Tell me about it. So what, what's your magic number?
EDDIE: That's very interesting, ya know, 'cause that's exactly what someone who slept with her would say.
CHANDLER: Hey I didn't kill your fish. Look Eddie...[puts his hand on Eddie's shoulder] Would you look at what I'm doin' here. That can't be smart. So we're just gonna take this guy right off ya and put him here in Mr. Pocket. Tangellon? [picks up the fruit an tosses it to Eddie, it hits Eddie in the chest and falls]
RICHARD: What? Alright, what about my two?
MONICA: And, well, don't you have a lot of wild oats to sew? Or is that what you're doing with me? Oh my God, am I an oat?
RACHEL: God, Ross, look, what you and I have is special, all Paolo and I ever had was...
RACHEL: But, what you and I have is so much better. Ok, we have tenderness, we have intimacy, we connect. Ya know, I swear, this is the best I have ever had.
ROSS: Oh. And what do you call that?
MONICA: Alright, I tell you what, I'll give this to you now if you can tell me where we keep the dustpan.
ROSS: What, what oh....[Ross and Rachel go into her room]
RACHEL: So, he's on the show, he knows what happens.
MONICA: Um, I straightened out your shower curtain so you won't get mildew. What? To me that's nice.
Monica: Good. What made you change your mind?
Frank Sr.: Oh! What about, what about the girls?
Joey: What are you talking about? Bitch.
MONICA: You know what? You're right.
PHOEBE: What when Yeller saves saves the family from the wolf and everyone's happy?
Joey: What is the big deal? (Tastes the breast milk.)
ROSS: What guys? Oh, yeah.
Rachel: What are you doing?! Get in the front!
RACHEL: What party?
Ross: Oh, you-you sure? (She nods yes.) Okay. (To the girl) Okay. So whats uh, whats your name.
(Monica quickly dives under the water as Joey enters. He looks a little shocked at what Chandler's doing.)
Phoebe: I licked my arm, what?
RACHEL: But what about Phoebe?
Monica: Yknow what?! I gotta go! Ugh!
RACHEL: What?
Phoebe: Hey you guys! Look what I just got. (she shows them a pair of slippers)
Monica: How about, youre moving!! (Grabs a bunch of clothes and throws them into a box. What follows is a brief sequence of Rachel unpacking and Monica packing the same stuff over and over again as Rachel chants "No." and Monica chants "Yes.")
Rachel: Sandy, that's exactly what it is...
Janice: I don't know what to say... I mean, you know, obviously we have this... heat between us.
Phoebe: What else?
Rachel: I know. Okay. (Whispering and thinking.) Okay. Okay. All right. All right, this is what were gonna do, we are gonna go to the next highest bidder, and we are just gonna let them buy it, and then youre just gonna pay the difference.
Chandler: Yeah okay. Well, whats the next little bit?
Ross: I I dont know what you are talking about.
Rachel: Yeah, y'know what? I'm-I'm gonna meet you upstairs in a minute.
STEPHANIE: (singing) Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?
The Vendor: So, what are you guys in the market for? Weve got uh, scarves, tulip post cards...
CHANDLER: Alright, I'll tell you what, you call the couch and then, and then we'll call the couch, and we'll see who it comes to.
Ross: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What makes you think we're gonna break up?
JOEY: What?
ROSS: When, when were you... under me? Rach. Rachel do you, I mean, were you, uh. . . What?
All: Oh, sure. Sure, absolutely. (They just stand there, then realise what he means and go to the other end of the room)
GUY: What.
Ross: What? A dog? No! Rachel gets to choose.
Rachel: Barry, I'm sorry... I am so sorry... I know you probably think that this is all about what I said the other day about you making love with your socks on, but it isn't... it isn't, it's about me, and I ju- (She stops talking and dials the phone.) Hi, machine cut me off again... anyway...look, look, I know that some girl is going to be incredibly lucky to become Mrs. Barry Finkel, but it isn't me, it's not me. And not that I have any idea who me is right now, but you just have to give me a chance too... (The maching cuts her off again and she redials.)
Parker: What a beautiful place. What a great night! I have to tell you, being here with all of you in Event Room C I feel so lucky. I think of all the good times that have happened here. The birthdays, the proms, the mitzvahs both bar and bat, but none of them will compare with tonight! My God, I dont want to forget this moment! Its like I want to take a mental picture of you all! Click! (He takes a mental picture of them all.)
CHANDLER: (To Monica) What is he doing?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, its after Ross and Joeys talk with Frank, and Phoebes is finding out what happened.]
Monica: No! But I know exactly what Im going to say.
Phoebe: Rachel, what the hell is this?!
Rachel: Monica, what is so amazing? I gave up, like, everything. And for what?
Joey: (on phone) Hey! I do too think about the consequences of my decisions! (Listens) What gives you the right to (Listens) Go to hell! (Hangs up the phone and opens the fridge.) Stupid guy on my phone.
RACH: [hurt] What?
Ross: Ugh, easy for you to say, you already know what your kids names are going to be.
Ross: What am I looking at?
Ross: Wow! Im honored! And yknow what Im gonna do as my first act as your best friend?
Joey: What?! He got to do it at your first wedding!
Rachel: What? What do you mean, "there you are"? Where was she?
Chandler: Quick! What time is it?! (Holds his watch in front of her face.)
JULIE: What?
Rachel: What did you get her? (Joey opens up a rectangular black box and holds up a pen.)
Phoebe: (sings) I can't believe what I'm hearing here...
Joey: Pheebs! (He looks down as he goes down the step to make sure he didnt fall again.) Check it out! (He starts laughing when he realized what he did.)
PHOE: What makes it pilgrim?
Rachel: What?! Wait! What are you talking about?! You love their Kung Pao Chicken!
MONICA: You know what, I think it's cute, you trying to be more like Richard.
Rachel: Monica, number one, I dont think Ben understands the concept of bribery, and number two, I... (Joey starts laughing in the background) (to Joey) What?!
Joey: Yeah! Oh my God! (to Chandler) Is this what its like to be you?
RACH: Well what is it? Let me see.
RACH: What is this? Ross, what is this?
Monica: (still writing) Phyllis sees what Im doing.
PHOE: What?
MNCA: What?
PHOE: What were you thinking?
Chandler: Wow, what a geek. They spent $69.95 on a Wonder Mop.
Rachel (to Steve): Look, you know what, I'm sorry, but did you really think that this was going well? (To Monica.) What's up?
CHAN: What are you doing out there?
RACH: That's what I said.
Frank Jr.: Alright, alright, alright. Remember what we talked about. When we're in a public place, there are certain rules.
MNCA: What?
Ross: Because she's just going to shoot me down. You guys saw what happened with Gunther. That did not look like fun.
RACHEL: What?
Rachel: Joey, you cant let him get away with that. Ya know what, Im not going to let him get away with that. Im going to say something to himNo, I really shouldnt say anythingNo, I should say something to him. (Goes to the counter) Gunther, I want you to give Joey his job back. That is really not fair that you have to fire him
Ross: I don't get it. What do you see in this guy, anyway?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, all six are playing Pictionary at Monica's apartment. Monica is drawing a picture, and the three guys are guessing. She draws what looks like an airplane.]
Rachel: Oh my gosh! Oh wow! Oh, I know what this is! (Shes holding an item with a large suction cup connected to a yellow plastic box, with a long narrow tube and bottle connected the yellow part.) Wait a minute. That cant be right. Is that a beer bong for a baby?
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is finished telling everyone what happened.]
RACHEL: Now, what exactly is in a cobb salad?
Ross: Hmm, a lot of this stuff is from Colonial times. Hey, what are some other time periods Rachel? (She glares at him.)
Rachel: Yeah but, maybe its not what we think. Maybe its tell Monica Im sorry I drank the last of the milk.
Chandler: Yknow I was thinking, what if I uh, unpack here?
Rachel: Um, what- what would make you think that?
Phoebe: There we go.You know what, if we were in prison, you guys would be, like, my bitches.
Rachel: Okay, what? What is too sensitive? (There's music coming from the living room. Ross opens the door to the living room and he and Rachel see Sandy play a song for Emma on his recorder. Rachel is moved by this, but Ross only sees his point proven again, and walks back into the kitchen, angrily. The door he was holding, swings back and hits Rachel.)
CHANDLER: Oh, so that's what this is for.
Rachel: What?! What?! My birthday's not for another month!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night.]
Ross: So whats a matter, you need a dentist? Ive got a good one.
Mike: Do you even know what a banana hammock is?
Ross: Oh yeah, shes-shes amazing. And-and shes so much fun. And! Yknow what? When Im with her, Im fun! I even signed up for helicopter classes. (Chandler is shocked.) Shes leaving in two days, I dont have to do it.
Rachel: What? What!?! You kissed him?
Ross: You know what, you can go, I just have to fill out some forms. (Tries to hold the pen but cant)
Jack: I know what you're thinking Judy, the resemblance is uncanny!
Monica: God Ross, what is that?
Chandler: Yknow what you should do, just toss em in the shedder and claim you never got em.
Phoebe: Aww, and good luck to you too! (To Monica and Rachel) What a nice lady!
MNCA: What?
Rachel: Oh God. What about you, Joe? What would you give up, sex or food?
ROSS: What? What's wrong?
PHOE: OK, so, you know what you're doing, right?
Monica: What the hell is this? (holding up the check)