words in movies
ROSS: I'm sorry I'm late, what happened?
AMBER: What?
RACHEL: So what happens next?
EDDIE: What was that?
PHOEBE: And a crusty old man said I'll do what I can and the rest of the rats played moroccas. That's it, thanks, good night.
EDDIE: [walks around corner] A little what?
PHOEBE: Ohh, ok, I see what you did there. Aren't you afraid though, that the writers are gonna be kinda mad when they read this?
JOEY: Huh? Never really thought about the writers. The scripts just kinda come to my house. But you know what? This makes me look good, which makes the show look good, which makes the writers look good so how could they be mad about that?
JOEY: I fall down an elevator shaft? What the hell does this mean, I fall down an elevator shaft?
RICHARD: Well, I mean what can I say? I, I was married to Barbara for 30 years. She was my high school sweetheart, now you, that's two.
ROSS: Tell me about it. So what, what's your magic number?
EDDIE: That's very interesting, ya know, 'cause that's exactly what someone who slept with her would say.
CHANDLER: Hey I didn't kill your fish. Look Eddie...[puts his hand on Eddie's shoulder] Would you look at what I'm doin' here. That can't be smart. So we're just gonna take this guy right off ya and put him here in Mr. Pocket. Tangellon? [picks up the fruit an tosses it to Eddie, it hits Eddie in the chest and falls]
RICHARD: What? Alright, what about my two?
MONICA: And, well, don't you have a lot of wild oats to sew? Or is that what you're doing with me? Oh my God, am I an oat?
RACHEL: God, Ross, look, what you and I have is special, all Paolo and I ever had was...
RACHEL: But, what you and I have is so much better. Ok, we have tenderness, we have intimacy, we connect. Ya know, I swear, this is the best I have ever had.
ROSS: Oh. And what do you call that?
MONICA: Alright, I tell you what, I'll give this to you now if you can tell me where we keep the dustpan.
ROSS: What, what oh....[Ross and Rachel go into her room]
RACHEL: So, he's on the show, he knows what happens.
MONICA: Um, I straightened out your shower curtain so you won't get mildew. What? To me that's nice.
Mona: Hi! Hi. Hi, Rachel! (to Ross) Whats she doing here?
Rachel: Whats-whats going on? Phils really pissed!
RACHEL: Oh, what a load of crap. That is a dot. Your mother is up in heaven going, 'Where the hell is my lily, you wuss?' OK, Phoebe, that is not a tattoo, this is a tattoo. [she bends over and bears her tattoo right when Ross returns]
Joey/Drake: Can you really live the rest of your life never knowing what we could have been?
Jill: No! Yknow what Rachel? Youre right, yknow he has been really nice to me.
Ross: What do you mean?
Chandler: So, do you know what youre gonna call her yet?
Phoebe: Y'know what? We thought you were different. But I guess it was just the coma.
Ross: Whoa, hey! What are doing? Trying to get me drunk?
Chandler: Okay! (They kiss) So, what do you girls have planned for tonight?
Rachel: (crying) No. I cant, youre a totally different person to me now. I used to think of you as somebody that would never, ever hurt me, ever. God, and now I just cant stop picturing with her, I cant, (Ross stands up and backs away) it doesnt matter what you say, or what you do, Ross. Its just changed, everything. Forever.
Phoebe: What do you know?!
Joey: (to Chandler and Monica) Well, what is going on with you two?
Joey: You bet! Whats the part?
Phoebe: What am I gonna do?
Monica: Uh-oh, whats the matter?
Monica: And well, what did she say?
Ross: What do I do now?
Joey: Yeah, what were you trying to get her to do?!
Chandler: What?
Monica: (Entering) What are you guys doing here?
PHOEBE: [Standing in living room with Chandler and Joey. She pulls a huge bathing suit out of a box] Hey, Mon, what is this?
Monica: Y'know what, I like Kathy.
Ross: What?
Joey: (returned) No, no, it�s okay, I already told the waiter what they want.
Emily: What?
[Rachel, seeing what he did for her, gets up, walks across the room, and kisses Ross]
Joey: Really. And what do you mean you never have fun anymore? You have fun with me, remember that time we saw those strippers and you paid me 50 bucks to eat that book?
Rachel: Oh my God... What.. What are you guys doing here?
Monica: Whats Phase Two?
Monica: So, maybe I am a little high maintenance. And maybe Rachel is a little bit of a pushover. But you know what we decided you are?
Monica: Well, what kind of food is he looking for?
Phoebe: What does the sign say?
Chandler: Well what Yknow what Im gonna do? Im gonna go over there; Im gonna kick his ass! (Pause) Will you help me?!
Rachel: Joey, youre gonna have to stop rushing me, you know what? You dont get any dessert.
Joey: What do ya say? What do ya say?
Monica: (stopping him) What, what are you doing? You cant go out there.
Chandler: (To Ross) Well, there you are! So what did Elizabeth say?
Monica: What is it?! What about Pete?
Rachel: Yeah! Its an apothecary table. Does anyone even know what an apothecary is?
JANICE: And what? Missed the expression on your face? Janice likes to have her fun.
JOEY: You know what the. . . [sees Chandler on his knees, holding the couch cushions]
Rachel: Thats what I told him!
Joey: Thats right! And what are you not gonna do?
Monica: What do you have against the beautiful guest room?
Amy: Hey you know what, this kid needs me, okay? She needs to have a cool fun aunt!
Ross: What?! (Checks his hair.) Give-give me a brush.
Ross: What?
JOEY: Hey Ross, I'm aware of what I owe.
Phoebe: Guess what. Frank Jr., and Alice got married!
Janice: Whats the matter? Is something wrong? Do you have to stay?
Monica: Oh my God, what are you gonna do?!
Dr. Green: You know whats really good here, the lobster. What do you say shall I just order three.
Phoebe: What?
Monica: I have no idea what you just said.
ROSS: Oh my God, what happened?
Chandler: So what are you going to do?
Joey: What?
Dr. Green: What do you need help for?
Joey: So what, like people are gonna come in and think, "Uh-oh, I'm outside again?" Of course!
Rachel: What?! Joey got a turkey stuck on his head?!
Voice: What is the name of your roommate who is very, very sorry and would do anything (Joey realizes its Chandler and hangs up the phone in anger.)
Phoebe: What?! Oh my... (sees the remains of the house) Oh my God!! What happened?!
Ross: What?
Emily: What?!
Wendy: Okay, let me ask you something: if what you and your wife have is so great, then why are you spending Christmas with me?
Ross: What? Oh yeah, yeah I think so. Why am I invited to this again?
Chandler: What the hell is going on?!
Chandler: What?
MR A: Well, I don't know what to tell you dear. The only thing I can think of is that she always used to say that before she died, she wanted to see everything.
Rachel: Okay, see now, what I just heard: blah-blah-blah, blah-blah-blah-blah-blah, blah-blah-blah, blah, blah.
Joey: (to the waiter) What are you still doin here?! I told you, lobster ravioli!
Chandler: Oh yeah, then uh, what was Phoebes song about?
Joanna: What are you doing?
Ross: Hey, yknow, yknow what would make me really happy?
Rachel: Oh yeah, no, whats that?
Chandler: What?
Chandler: I was asleep. (She takes off her robe and starts to shiver) Oh no! No-no honey! Yknow whats sexy? Layers. Layers are sexy. And blankets are sexy. And oh! Hot water bottles are sexy.
Joey and Chandler: What?!
Mrs. Bing: What is with you tonight?
JOEY: C'mon show us what you bought. . . You know you want to.
Monica: Oh, what are we gonna do! I don't wanna see her!!
Joey: What?!
Joey: (entering) Ross! Get a shot of this. (He's carrying an issue of the USA Today and hands Ross the camera.) Hey babies! These are the headlines on the day you were born! Okay, now girl baby turn away and boy babies (Throws the paper away to reveal a copy of Playpen, which is the TV version of Playboy Magazine.) Check it out, huh?! This is what naked women looked like the month you were born. All right, now let's dive right into the good stuff. (Joey opens the magazine and Ross sticks the camera in it.)
Chandler: So uh, what are you in for?
Monica: Thank you. So what does this Bob guy look like? Is he tall? Short?
Joey: Oh, c'mon, I mean, there's you, then there's Charlie, and it's like... (sighs) What the hell is my problem? OH! (He falls back on the bed)
Phoebe: What is that?
Phoebe: What did he say?
Monica: You know what, everything's gonna be okay.
Ross: What happened?
Kate: Happy?! Is that what Im supposed to be Vic? Happy?
Rachel: What?
RACH: Yeah! Closure. That's what it is, that's what I need. God, you're brilliant! Why didn't I think of that? How do I get that?
Monica: Well you know it's just like living with a girl. Only they don't steal your makeup. Unless they're playing "This is what my sister would look like" (Looks at Chandler)
Phoebe: What are you guys talking about, I loved it! It was soo moving. Oh, plus its just, its so different from the stuff you usually hear.
Ben: What did we just finish talking about Ben?!
Rachel: (hurt) What?
Joey: (climbing out of the hole) What?! What?!! What is it?!
Ross: Oh whats the big deal?! I wasnt even invited to the ceremony, just the reception. And-and yknow what? If it makes you feel any better, Joan and I will just make an appearance and then, and then well-well leave early as a sign of protest.