words in movies
ROSS: I'm sorry I'm late, what happened?
AMBER: What?
RACHEL: So what happens next?
EDDIE: What was that?
PHOEBE: And a crusty old man said I'll do what I can and the rest of the rats played moroccas. That's it, thanks, good night.
EDDIE: [walks around corner] A little what?
PHOEBE: Ohh, ok, I see what you did there. Aren't you afraid though, that the writers are gonna be kinda mad when they read this?
JOEY: Huh? Never really thought about the writers. The scripts just kinda come to my house. But you know what? This makes me look good, which makes the show look good, which makes the writers look good so how could they be mad about that?
JOEY: I fall down an elevator shaft? What the hell does this mean, I fall down an elevator shaft?
RICHARD: Well, I mean what can I say? I, I was married to Barbara for 30 years. She was my high school sweetheart, now you, that's two.
ROSS: Tell me about it. So what, what's your magic number?
EDDIE: That's very interesting, ya know, 'cause that's exactly what someone who slept with her would say.
CHANDLER: Hey I didn't kill your fish. Look Eddie...[puts his hand on Eddie's shoulder] Would you look at what I'm doin' here. That can't be smart. So we're just gonna take this guy right off ya and put him here in Mr. Pocket. Tangellon? [picks up the fruit an tosses it to Eddie, it hits Eddie in the chest and falls]
RICHARD: What? Alright, what about my two?
MONICA: And, well, don't you have a lot of wild oats to sew? Or is that what you're doing with me? Oh my God, am I an oat?
RACHEL: God, Ross, look, what you and I have is special, all Paolo and I ever had was...
RACHEL: But, what you and I have is so much better. Ok, we have tenderness, we have intimacy, we connect. Ya know, I swear, this is the best I have ever had.
ROSS: Oh. And what do you call that?
MONICA: Alright, I tell you what, I'll give this to you now if you can tell me where we keep the dustpan.
ROSS: What, what oh....[Ross and Rachel go into her room]
RACHEL: So, he's on the show, he knows what happens.
MONICA: Um, I straightened out your shower curtain so you won't get mildew. What? To me that's nice.
Monica: Phoebe, I thought you said you know what youre doing?
Rachel: No! Yknow what? No! No! You thing was so stupid anyway, this was ridiculousWere gonna flip a coin! (Phoebe gasps.) All right?! (She flips the coin.) Heads! (Looks at the coin and grunts in disgust.)
Joey: (still trapped in the entertainment center) WHAT?!!
Rachel: Oh, ooh, everything looks delicious. What should I ha-ave? What should I have?
Joey: Okay, what else?
Monica: Phoebe, what are you doing?
Monica: Look at us all dressed up for the big office party! By the way, what are we celebrating?
Ross: Aww, Pheeb, come on isnt there any relative that would have the recipe? What about, what about your sister?
Rachel: What? No! Its not a big deal! I do that too, with my shampoo bottle.
Cecilia: And guess what? Good news! I got another job!
Joey: (smiles then stops) Now I cant believe it! What? Rachels pregnant? (The girls nod yes.) Whos the father?
Phoebe: Ooh! Thats good! Wow! But now if you were pregnant, what would you name it? Hint: Phoebe.
Rachel: (she's wearing an oven mitt to protect her hand) I give up you guys, I don't know what I'm going to do with this thing!
Guru Saj: I dont know, whats a koondis with you? (starts laughing as if that joke was funny, Ross only looks at him, and he stops) Please, lie down! Ive got a sav that oughta shrink that right up.
Ross: Uh, yknow what? Ill tell you who it hurts! It hurts the kid who has all his clothes stolen in gym class so he has to go to the principals office wearing nothing but a catchers mitt!
Monica: Again. Yknow what? I think we all did.
Ross: What code?
Ross: So what are you gonna do?
Mike: hey wait wait wait wait wait! Is that true what you said Phoebe's never had a serious relationship?
Monica: What are you doing here?
Joey: (in a funny voice) Yeah, so it turns out that it wasnt the hair straightener that started the fire. (Rachel prompts him on what to say next.) No-no, it was the candles. Its very not good leaving candles unattended. In fact, one of the first things they teach you in fire school is (Phoebe suddenly enters.) Uhh Uhh Okay. Well, I have to go now. (Phoebe leaves.)
Chandler: What?
Monica: Oh my god, where's my purse? No, you know what? I can replace everything in there. Get that binder, and let's go!
Phoebe: Also uhm... I just want you to know what a wonderful man your son is.
Joey: (entering) Oh uh, hey Pheebs. Uh yknow what? Ill-Ill come back later. (He goes to leave but runs into Ross whos entering.)
RACHEL: Guess what. Ben just said his first word.
Chandler: What was that?
Ross: Just, just say what you feel.
Chandler: Oh yknow, Ive been living here a while and Ive never seen whats inside that closet. What is, what is in there?
Rachel: Whatyeahwhat, yknow what? I hope Emily is a lesbian.
Chandler: So what do you think? I want that guys genes for my kid! Those eyes, those cheeckbones!
Rachel: Amy, you know what? I was thinking that maybe now it'd be a good time for us to sit down and, you know, talk about your future.
Chandler: Now Ive upset you? What did I say?
Richard: So when people complement me on my cooking should I, what do I say?
Joey: Dude, this isnt funny! What am I gonna do?! I go to bed last night, everythings cool! I wake up this morning, the strippers gone and the ring is gone!
Chandler: You kidding? Youre the most beautiful woman in most rooms (She jumps up and kisses him.) (Breaking the kiss.) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whats going on? You and I just made out! You and I are making out?
Ross: What? I don't get a goodbye?
Phoebe: What?! Thats the first time today!
Rachel: Well, yknow what? Actually, I was about to bid on this lovely trip to Paris.
Ross: Oh, you know what? You're gonna get it. I-I-I-I can feel it.
RACH: Well, what's the other thing, what do I think?
Chandler: What do you mean, like, buy it together?
Ross: What do you mean, theyre not moving in? They-theyre still moving in right?
Monica: Well, what happened?
Fake Monica: Yes necessarily! I mean, I dunno what it is, maybe it's the Amish thing.
Chandler: So what are you gonna do?
Rachel: "Ooo," what?
Phoebe: Well, who cares what your Mom thinks? So you pulled a Monica.
Phoebe: Exactly! Look, no matter what I tried to do, I couldn't keep you out of my life. Of all the people I have cut out, you were the only one who ever clawed her way back in.
Chandler: So, what do you think?
Ross: I know. A double blind date, and we both get stood up. What are the chances?
Ross: What, now?
WOMAN: You know, I uh, I couldn't help but overhear what you just said, and I think it's time for you to forget about Rose, move on with your life...how 'bout we go get you a drink?
Ross: What?
Rachel: What?
Joey: Oh-ooh-ooh! Yknow whats a good visual aide?
Rachel: What? What?!
Phoebe: Okay, this is what Im talking about, this. I-I need to live in a land where people can spill.
Rachel: Chandler! Youre smoking? What are you doing?!
Rachel: All right, its okay. One little setback is okay, just dont let it happen again, all right? Now since daddy paid for all this stuff, I should take it all away. But Im just gonna take the-the pajmena. (Ross hands it to her.) And the uh, and the uh pants. Yknow what, Im just gonna take it all away, cause that way youll just really learn the lesson. Okay? All righty, Im gonna run a couple of errands and I will see you at dinner. (Leaves with all of Jills stuff.)
Monica: I'm sorry, I don't understand what you just said.
Phoebe: So what?! That doesnt give you the right to ditch me!
Chandler: (Without looking up) What? (Looks up) What?
Chandler: Tell me what?
Monica: Oh my God, it was the best funeral ever! I mean, everyone loved the food, and guess what? I even got another funeral for tomorrowthe dead-guy-from-today's best friend. I mean, it is like I am the official caterer for that accident!
ROSS: You know what, you guys, we don't have to watch this.
Chandler: (Comes out of his room) What? What?
Chandler: That was an obvious joke, and I didnt think of it. Why didnt I think of it? The source of all my powers. Oh dear God, what have I done!
Chandler: I know what she's talking about.
Roger: What?
Rachel: Yeah, and also we need more umm, drinks. Hold on a second. (Gets up but stumbles a little bit.) Whup, okay. (She makes it to the phone and picks it up, without dialing.) Hello! Vegas? Yeah, we would like some more alcohol, and y'know what else? We would like some more beers. Hello? Ohh, I forgot to dial!
Rachel: What happened?
Chandler: Her ankle is what youre watching?
Rachel: Do what, do what?
Chandler: Oh, yeah? What happened when we played last time?
Phoebe: What?! Well he never said that to me!
Chandler: ...And what did you bring?
Monica: Ok, well, what kind of ritual?
Ross: Nonono, thatthat's not what I was saying...
Rachel: Tommyyyy! Say, whats your favourite thing about summer?
Phoebe: (waking and startling them) Oh! What what what! ...Hi.
Monica: I just can't believe you're in here. I mean, what am I gonna do without you? Who's gonna crash the embassy parties with me? Who's gonna take me to the Big Apple Circus?
Joey: (in a really, really bad Italian accent) That's-ah what I suspected-ah.
Ross: Don't you realise what you're-you're doing to yourself?
Ross: Hey Pheebs, what 'cha reading? (Phoebe ignores him) Pheebs? (Turns away) Hello? (He sits down next to her and she moves over a bit.) Phoebe? (He moves closer and she keeps moving away.) Phoe-Phoebe! (They end up hanging over the arm rest.) Come on! (He grabs the magazine away from her.)
Joey: Okay. (He grabs a jelly donut, takes a bite, and guess what he spills all over himself. He tries to clean it up and smears it all over the shirt.)
All: What is it?
Conan: Its a tradition here on Friends after every taping for me to hang out with you guys, (They all laugh) talk down the episode umm The point of this whole thing is what people see in America is: they see Friends, they love the show, it looks like a smooth running machine, but behind the scenes theres deceit, mistrust, and hate. And I thought, I thought wed actually take a look at uh, yknow some of these moments where you guys arethere are mistakes. You make mistakes.
Monica: W-wait. What is that?
Chandler: Hey, you guys all know what you want to do.
Mr. Geller: No! Thank you! (Hugs Chandler) Monica, and Ross! I dont know what Im gonna do about the two of you!
Phoebe: (to Leslie) Oh, I thought you werent coming. What? Where were you?
Chandler: We were wondering what was taking so long with the gift, but now we understand you were doing this.
Ross: Hey! There are some men who will do whatever it takes to make their marriage work! Okay? There are some men who will stand by and-and watch as their wives engage in-in what only can be described as a twosome with some-some woman she barely knows from the gym!
Celia: What?
Phoebe: What... I could, I could do it. What is it?
Joey: ....yeah... what else?
ROSS: But I don't know it. What I do know is that you owe $2300 at Isn't it Chromantic.
Ross: (loudly) Why?! Are there like bears or something?! (Looks around and then sees that Elizabeth is shaking her head no and realizes what Elizabeth meant.) Ohh. Oh, protection. Yeah-no, yeah-no, that-that-that I forgot.
Rachel: But yknow what, if you think its gonna be okay well just work out a system. Yknow, itll be like college, Ill hang a hanger on the door and put a sign, "Come back later, Im gettin lucky." (Laughs.)