words in movies
Melissa: You have been M.I.A for the past seven sorority newsletters, whats up with you?!
Rachel: Wow! What do you do now?
Joey: (excitedly) Who you what? Who you what?!
Joey: (excitedly) Wow? Wow what?! Wow what?! Who youwhat?!!
Ross: What?!
Joey: What?!
Joey: What theyre not invited?! Oh no, thats terrible! Theyre gonna be crushed!
Chandler: (sees another rack) Well, whats the deal with these? These-these look nice.
Rachel: Well, what are you going to wear?
Rachel: Oh, yknow what? I cant. I have to have dinner with that Melissa girl.
Phoebe: What is this? Whats going on?
Rachel: Well, do you want to hear what actually happened or Joeys lewd version?
Rachel: All right, yknow what? If you dont want to believe me about this, why dont you just come with me to dinner tonight and she will tell you.
Ross: Hey! Guess what I got for your wedding! (Holding up his garment bag.)
Chandler: What?
Monica: (looking at him) What?!
Monica: Well, what am I going to say?
Monica: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) Yeah, hi! Mrs. Tribbiani? (Listens) Hi, this is Monica Geller. (Listens) Yeah Im just calling to say that Chandler and I uh, really hope you can make it to the wedding. Yeah, apparently a bunch of invitations that we sent werent delivered. Umm, I guess there was some screw up at the damn post office! (Joey nods his approval.) (Listens) T-Tell me about it! (Listens) Yeah, yeah, the US Post Office? No, more like US lost office! (Listens) What are they Irish?! (Joey gives her a thumbs up.)
Melissa: What one?
Melissa: (shocked) What?
Melissa: Oh wow, Ray-ray I have no idea what youre talking about.
Monica: What are you talking about?! 007 has all those gadgets!
Ross: What are you kidding? Its Batmans tux!!
Chandler: (trying on the jacket) Okay. Holy double-vented comfort Batman! (Finds something in the pocket) Whats this?
Ross: What?
Joey: No! No, I-I just wanna thank you guys for what you did for my parents, that was really sweet. Theyre so happy they get to be a part of your special day.
Joey: Okay. I will. Ohh! Check out what they got me to wear for the ceremony! (Runs to his apartment and returns wearing a rather silly hat.) Huh? I wear it like this when I marry you guys, and then this (He tilts it to the side of his head) is for party time.
Rachel: What?! Wait a minute! No wait a minute! (She does so.) Okay? Look, that night was the one wild thing I have ever done in my entire life, and Im not gonna let you take that away from me! Okay, so if you dont remember that, maybe you will remember this! (She grabs Melissa and kisses her on the lips.)
Rachel: (shocked) What?
Melissa: Aww, look whos being suddenly shy. You cant tell me you dont feel what I feel. Nobody can kiss that good and not mean it. (Goes in again.)
Rachel: What the hell was that?!
Phoebe: I just wanted to see what all the fuss was about.
Rachel: Well yknow what they say, the 23rd times the charm. (Chandler enters.) Aww, look at you all handsome!
Monica: What?
Rachel: Oh how can you possibly know? Look at this mess, Tag! I mean, this is what Im talking about! You have to be organized! Youve got newspapers! Youve got magazines! You gotOhh! (Finds a picture.) And who is this chippy? A little young for you Tag, but whatever.
Monica: What happened to Santa, Holiday Armadillo?
Phoebe: Well, I think my mother was too busy planning her suicide to provide saltwater treats. (Ross hands her one) Thank you! So what, youre just never going to tell her?
Ross: (Entering) What is this dive? Only you could've picked this place.
Janice: (notices Monicas engagement ring) Ohh! What is that on your finger?! Im blind!
Monica: (shocked) What?!
Ross: (even more shocked) What?!!!
Monica: Whew. Although yknow, this is part of a salt and pepper set. I mean I guess yknow it may just count as a half a present. What do you think?
Monica: Honey, we were at this beautiful place, and I-I-I just put our names down for fun! I mean, whats the harm in that?
Joey: Man, hell of a two weeks, huh? Y'know what, though? I really feel like I learned something.
Tag: Why? What youd do?
Chandler: All right ladies, heres what were gonna do. (Points to a stripper.) You are gonna take off my clothes. (To another two strippers) You two, go get the oils. (To another stripper) And you just constantly scream at the top of your voice, "Chandlers the king! Chandlers the king!"
Phoebe: Yeah. What?!
Chandler: Well, I think it's very brave what you said.
Kim: Hey Rachel, what are you doing out here?
Rachel: Okay. Okay. Okay. Uh, what do I, what do I do with him?
Phoebe: Hey, whats going on?
Monica: No, I think that this is what you wanna do, I think it's great!
RACHEL: Well then uh, we better make this night count. [He starts to carry her out.] Oh wait, I forgot to turn off the cappucino machine. [He carries her over to turn it off.] Anchors away. Oh no no, my purse, my purse, my purse, my purse, my purse, my pu rse. [He carries her to the counter to pick up her purse.] Oh, you know what. I forgot to turn off the bathroom light.
Monica: What happened to your teeth.
Lizzie: What? (She opens the envelope Phoebe has given her.) Oh my God, there's really money in here.
Ross: Wait a minute, one box! Come on, Im trying to send a little girl to Spacecamp, Im putting you down for five boxes. Chandler, what about you?
Rachel: Thank you. (She sets it on the floor and is about to stomp on it with her shoe when the rest of the gang jumps up and yells simultaneously.) What? (They all yell again.) You dont want to see this do you?
Janice: Oh well thats what I thought about my first husband, now Im lucky if my kid gets to spend the weekend with her father and the twins and little Ms. New Boobs.
Ross: What? You forgot fourteen states?
Joey: Like what?
Joey: Nooooo!!! Y'know what? Now that I think about it, I constantly find myself without twenties and you always have lots!
Chandler: What?
Mark: Hey, what do you want to drink?
Tag: Whats up?
Rachel: What? Monica, they are cute, they are doctors, (spelling it out in the air for her slow friend) cute doctors, doctors who are cute!
Ross: Yes lets. Yknow what? Uh, its-its not important. What is important is that, is that were having a baby. And its notDoesnt matter who came on to who.
Ross: No thats not what I want. Uh, Im glad you guys were bonding but I
Rachel: So now what have we agreed?
Chandler: (closing the box) Yknow what? Forget it! We are just hungry! We have not had lunch! We are just light-headed! So let us go out and have lunch and forget about the cheesecake.
Chandler: Yeah! If the car that backfired had run over you! Y'know what, I think I'll go home before Ross starts rambling about his newfound respect for life. (He gets up and starts for the door.)
Joey: Say what?
Amy: Well, I don't need you to help me, because I already know what I'm going to do with my life.
Rachel: Oh yeah, nothing! These are happy tears! This is just what I wanted.
Chandler: Did I? Let's refresh. I believe what I said was that I could see your scalp.
Monica: What is that?
Monica: What?
ROSS: No look I wasn''t right, that's what I came here to tell you. I was totally hung up on, on my own stuff. Listen, I'm someone who needs the whole security thing, ya know. To know exactly where my next paycheck is coming from buy you, you don't need that and that's amazing to me. I could never do what you do Joey.
Phoebe: Okay, what about you? (Points to Karin) Wouldnt you want a date?
Mrs. Geller: What is going on?!
Rachel: Whoa! Wait! Hello! What about me?
Tag: Come on, lets have some fun. Huh? (To Rachel) What do you want to do today?
Ross: What?!
Rachel: What are you talking about, Ross, you just said that you read it twice! Look, y'know what, either it does or it doesnt, and if you have to even think about it...
Joey: Eh, what are you gonna do?
Joey: Like-like what?
Chandler: So, what do you say? Can you get out of work?
Ross: Hey, you know what I just realized? If you guys ever have kids
Cecilia: What?
Amy: You know what? Ever since I got here, you have been nothing but negative.
Ross: Whats the matter?
PHOEBE: Well, 'cause, I mean, what if, what if he's not this great dad guy? I mean, what if, what if he's just still the dirtbag who ran out on my mom and us? You know what? I've already lost a fake dad this week and I don't think I'm ready to lose a real one.
Rachel: Im fine, but thats not important. Whats important is how was she?
Joey: Come on! What are you doing?! Im in character! Would you talk to her! (Storms out.)
Ross: What? (Glances over and sees the faces of the rest of the group, then goes and sits down.)
Phoebe: What is it?
Phoebe: Say what?
Ross: What? What? What?! You guys knew? (Joey and Rachel backup against the door.) You all knew and you didn't tell me?!!
Monica: All right? Whats going on?
Charlie: (to Rachel) So, you know what, I really like those jackets with the shoulder pads on them. Where do you think those would be?
Joey: What about Game 1 of the Series?
Morse: Whatd I get?
Chandler: I'm telling ya! It's gonna happen. Next year it's gonna be you, me and the little Hemingway Bing. (pause) What, he's my favourite author!
Ross: Maybe. But it wouldnt hurt to have a backup, you know? Uh, Rach-Rach, what were you thinking? (Gives her a look)
Phoebe: Oh? And how will you know what time to come over?
Phoebe: (sees the table) Ooh, what a great table! Where-where did you get it?
Ross: Oh, Liam. So uh, what, were you guys playing soccer or somethingor should I call it (In an English accent) football?
Phoebe: (after a pause) Unless... Maybe it's too crazy about this... Alright so... you know, there is no future... but that doesn't mean we still can't have fun. You know what? Forget what I said.
PHOEBE: What is this obsessive need you have to make everyone agree with you? No, what's that all about? I think, I think maybe it's time you put Ross under the microscope.
Chandler: (angry) Funniest guy she's ever met! (to the door) I'm funny, right...? What do you know, you're a door... You just like knock-knock jokes... (laughs about himself, but then gets determined again) Save it for inside! (he enters)
Phoebe: Ugh, what a kiss ass.
Chandler: Oh, whats the matter?
Ross: What?
Kristen: Hi! What are you doing here?
Chandler: (looking at them) They look great! Does your boyfriend have the best taste or what?
Chandler: What?
Morse: What?! Why?
Phoebe: What are you doing?
Monica: What was it for?
Mike: So...? What do you think? (looks at his parents, which look in disgust)
Monica: Uh I really dont know what to tell you Rach, I really dont. I mean, maybe Joey can help you out with your, with your big work problem.
Phoebe: Wow, that sounds great! And what are you making Monica, in case Rachels dessert is...[about to say bad] so good that I eat all of it. Theres none left for anybody else!
Phoebe: Whats the matter?
Phoebe: What?!
Phoebe: Uh, here. What time?
Rachel: (pause) What?
Joey: Well! What happened?! Did we miss it?
Chandler: I cant believe you dont know what I do for a living!
Ross: Whatwhy?
BEST MAN: What, (to Barry) you hired the same band I can't use the same speech. (gets a 'da-doom-chesh' from the drummer) Thank you, thank you very much. Anyway, I wish you both a wonderful life together. And Rachel...
Joey: So what? I drove down, sold T-shirts, had a blast. And yknow who knows how to party? Drunk college chicks.
Phoebe: Really? Theres nothing sexual about this? (Sexily) Oooh. Oo God! Ohh. Ohhhh. Ohh. (Some cute guy is watching closely.) (To him) What are you looking at?! (Pause) I mean hi.
Ross: What did you want to show us? Because all I can see is this bitchin' van!
Monica: Oh, yknow what, I cant, it really kills.